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missing you sms - chand adhura h sitaro ke bina
missing you sms - our life is long time
missing you sms - tell me u miss me or not
missing you sms - i nvr expect others to miss me
good morning sms - u r handed 24 golden hrs
good morning sms - saadi akh e hunay khulli aa
english funny sms - if mathematicians became film producers
english funny sms - imagine u me join nasa
student sms jokes - batao kanjoos kon hota hai
urdu text insults - hamesha apni pasand k raste pr chalo
dua prayers sms - ya rab tujhay nabi ki nubouwat ka waasta
urdu funny sms - boht mushkil ho jata hai us waqt jawab dena
urdu text insults - yah ayag ayid anab fooqaweb ok paa
urdu funny sms - mat toot kr chaho usey aaghaz-e-muhabbat
urdu text insults - 2 pyaz 3 lasan 50 gm zira 3 pao mirch
good morning sms - ibtada hy rab-e-jaleel k ba-barkat naam sy
good night sms - ho gai hai night
send me sms - logon se pangay b honge
urdu poetry sms - nafratin lakh sahi usko meri zaat se
dua prayers sms - pal bar ki b tanhai apko nasib na ho
self praising sms - 1 baat dil se batana
urdu funny sms - main fail hona chahti hon
urdu poetry sms - mujh sy nalaan hai agar chorr dy tanha
urdu funny sms - ek muddat sey meri maa nahi soyi
urdu funny sms - log kahte hain k 1 larki k parhne se s
english funny sms - thailand amazing thailand india incr
current affairs sms - agar aap k hont sardi ki wajase kharab h
faraz ahmed shairy - police k littar khaney se koi

missing you sms - chand adhura h sitaro ke bina

Posted: 03 Feb 2011 09:22 PM PST

chand adhura h sitaro ke bina

gulshan adura h
bharo ke bina

samndar adhura h
kinaro ke bina our

jina adhura ap jese dost ke bina
i miss miss u
chand adhura h
sitaro ke bina

gulshan adura h
bharo ke bina

samndar adhura h
kinaro ke bina our

jina adhura ap jese dost ke bina
i miss miss u....Read More SMS/Jokes

missing you sms - our life is long time

Posted: 03 Feb 2011 09:19 PM PST

our life is long time
we meet for short time
but
you will be in my heart at any time
my sweet friend
im missing u dis time....Read More SMS/Jokes

missing you sms - tell me u miss me or not

Posted: 03 Feb 2011 09:19 PM PST

tell me u miss me or not

if u dont miss me

i will hang myself with noodles

hit myself with sponge

cut my vein with rubber knife

blow my head off by water pistol

see

h0w much u mean to me....Read More SMS/Jokes

missing you sms - i nvr expect others to miss me

Posted: 03 Feb 2011 09:19 PM PST

i nvr expect others to miss me

bt ill always drop my msgs in2 their inbox to show

i still love remember them with or widout their love....Read More SMS/Jokes

good morning sms - u r handed 24 golden hrs

Posted: 03 Feb 2011 09:18 PM PST

every morning
u r handed 24 golden hrs
they r one of d few things
in diz world tht u get free
of charge
if u had all the money in
d world u cudnt buy an
extra hr
what will u do wid diz
priceless treasure

good morning....Read More SMS/Jokes

good morning sms - saadi akh e hunay khulli aa

Posted: 03 Feb 2011 09:18 PM PST

the late msg of gud morning doesnt mean that i forgot u or u r not my first thinking
but it means that

saadi akh e hunay khulli aa-
gud morning....Read More SMS/Jokes

english funny sms - if mathematicians became film producers

Posted: 03 Feb 2011 09:17 PM PST

if mathematicians became film producers
then
the title would be something like this

kabhi limit kabhi continuity

mai log ki deewani hoon

calculus wale vector le jayenge

hum solution nikal chuke sanam

humara differential aapke paas hai

kyun summition ho gaya na

maine maths kyun liya

3 variables

my name is integration and i am not a derivative -....Read More SMS/Jokes

english funny sms - imagine u me join nasa

Posted: 03 Feb 2011 09:17 PM PST

imagine u me join nasa
just try to imagine

after 1 month the americans will have to change its name from nasa to

satyanasa....Read More SMS/Jokes

student sms jokes - batao kanjoos kon hota hai

Posted: 03 Feb 2011 09:17 PM PST

teachr batao kanjoos kon hota hai

studentsir jisko hum 100 msg b karen mager wo koi reply na kare

teachrgood koi example b do iski

student apki beti....Read More SMS/Jokes

urdu text insults - hamesha apni pasand k raste pr chalo

Posted: 03 Feb 2011 09:17 PM PST

hamesha apni pasand k raste pr chalo
apne alfaz me bat kro
srf wo kro jo apka dil kahe
or
phir dekhna
1 din dunia kahy ge

a kanjar kisy de nai sunda....Read More SMS/Jokes

dua prayers sms - ya rab tujhay nabi ki nubouwat ka waasta

Posted: 03 Feb 2011 09:16 PM PST

ya rab tujhay nabi ki nubouwat ka waasta
ya rab tujhayali ki vilayat ka wasta
ya rab tujhay batoolki azmat ka waasta
ya rab tujhay hassanki imamat ka wasta
shaheed-e-
karbala ki
shahadat ka
wasta
ye sms parhne
walay ki tamam
parshniyan door kar de or
un k ghar ki
hifazat farma
aameen....Read More SMS/Jokes

urdu funny sms - boht mushkil ho jata hai us waqt jawab dena

Posted: 03 Feb 2011 09:16 PM PST

boht mushkil ho jata hai us waqt jawab dena faraz

jab banda bathroom mein ho or girl friend poch le
janu kya kar rahe ho....Read More SMS/Jokes

urdu text insults - yah ayag ayid anab fooqaweb ok paa

Posted: 03 Feb 2011 09:16 PM PST

-yah ayag ayid anab fooqaweb ok paa-

samjh aya

nahin

spelling end ki taraf se parrho
-....Read More SMS/Jokes

urdu funny sms - mat toot kr chaho usey aaghaz-e-muhabbat

Posted: 03 Feb 2011 09:08 PM PST

mat toot kr chaho usey aaghaz-e-muhabbat mein wasi

jey onna sim badal lai te rull jao ge tussi-....Read More SMS/Jokes

urdu text insults - 2 pyaz 3 lasan 50 gm zira 3 pao mirch

Posted: 03 Feb 2011 09:08 PM PST

2 pyaz
3 lasan
50 gm zira
3 pao mirch
2 spn namak
1 cup water
or
thora sa hara danya

pata hai hum kya bana rahey hai

apko
bewaqof
aur
wo b masala laga k....Read More SMS/Jokes

good morning sms - ibtada hy rab-e-jaleel k ba-barkat naam sy

Posted: 03 Feb 2011 09:08 PM PST

ibtada hy rab-e-jaleel k ba-barkat naam sy

jiss
ne kaali raat ko roshan din main tabdeel kar diya

aur zindagi ka aik aur din atta kiya
aur humein apni aakhrat sanwarnay ka aik aur mauqa diya -subah- -bakhair-
asslamoalaikum
g00d morning....Read More SMS/Jokes

good night sms - ho gai hai night