Tuesday, February 1, 2011

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RSS Feed of Funny SMS

dua prayers sms - chahton ki ap ko zia mily har ek k l

Posted: 31 Jan 2011 05:31 PM PST

chahton ki ap ko zia mily

har ek k labon ki duaa mily

mily kamrani ki ap ko rida

apke kirdar ko aisi ada mily

khushion ka mehwar ho apka wajod

koi bhi ap se na khafa mily

ho deen ki khatir ap ko beqarari

aur khaliq-e-do aalam ki raza mily

bany haqeqten apki naik tamannaen

apki kawishon ka ap ko sila mily

jo chu saky na taa qiyamat apko

ghamon ko ap se aisa fasla mily

ya rab yehi hai aarzo meri
ap ko meri ye duaa mily....Read More SMS/Jokes

current affairs sms - why people prefer shiela over munni

Posted: 31 Jan 2011 05:31 PM PST

3 reasons why people prefer shiela over munni-
analysis by a economic student-

1 branding- munni is badnaam but shiela is jawaan

2 place of performance- munni performs in some desi daaru ka adda shiela performs in some metros disco bar

3 demand supply concept- munni is offering herself easily darling tere liye huge supply limited demand but shiela is not available easily tere haath kabhi naa aani low supply huge demand....Read More SMS/Jokes

urdu poetry sms - wo siskiaan leti hui apne ap se kuch ke

Posted: 31 Jan 2011 05:29 PM PST

wo siskiaan leti hui
apne ap se kuch kehti hui

apne ansoowoon ko roke huwe
alfaaz us k behke huwe

pir ik wo faryaad karti hai
taza ik wo yaad karti hai

our phir

har roz kisi bhi lamhe
wo siskiaan leti hui
wo mahfiloon main ati hae

kehti hai
k ab to kaheen baras beet gahe

k mazi ab tum laut aao
meri taraaf ab tum pallat aao....Read More SMS/Jokes

urdu poetry sms - zindagi mili zara si thi kuch is mein

Posted: 31 Jan 2011 05:29 PM PST

zindagi mili
zara si thi
kuch is mein kami
zara si thi

wo roz hota gaya pas mere

lekin phir bhi dori
zara si thi

chand jaggte jaggte so bhi gaya

raat abhi beeti
zara si thi

mohabat baant di usne zamaney mein

jo mere hissey mein aai

zara si thi....Read More SMS/Jokes

urdu poetry sms - lipat kr apni tanhai se jagta rehta hon main

Posted: 31 Jan 2011 05:29 PM PST

lipat kr apni tanhai se jagta rehta hon main
tamam raat kisiki yaad mujhe sonay nhi daeti-

uski koi masoom c shararat jab b aati hai yaad
udaas to kar jati hai pr ronay nahi daeti-

log kehte hain bhol kr ose nayi zindagi shuro kr
woh rooh pr qabiz hai muje kisi or ka honay nahi daeti....Read More SMS/Jokes

islamic sms - wohi to allah hy jo tumko

Posted: 31 Jan 2011 05:29 PM PST

wohi to allah hy jo tumko
neend k baad subho phir zinda krta hy
to tum apnay parwrdigar ki kon kon c nemton ko jhutlao ge....Read More SMS/Jokes

urdu poetry sms - nhi hota kabhi jo rabta us se mera

Posted: 31 Jan 2011 05:28 PM PST

true love

nhi hota kabhi jo rabta us se mera mohsin

main khud main doob jata honwoh mujhko mujh main milta hai....Read More SMS/Jokes

urdu friendship sms - ek pyari si surat ek masoom sa

Posted: 31 Jan 2011 05:28 PM PST

ek pyari si surat

ek masoom sa chehra

do jheel si ankhen

kuch meethi baaten

ek nazuk ada

kuch musti kuch maza

thori si shrarat

boht si muhabat

sab se alag sab se juda

jiski hai pyari har ek ada

ap soch rahey hogey itni pyari koi ho sakti hai bhala ji janab mari dost hai na....Read More SMS/Jokes

urdu funny sms - agar spider man karachi men aajaye to tv

Posted: 31 Jan 2011 05:28 PM PST

agar spider man karachi men aajaye to tv chanel par sab se pehle kya news hogi







spider man kunday k taron men phas k halaak--p....Read More SMS/Jokes

islamic sms - mujy zindagi main qadam qadam pe teri ra

Posted: 31 Jan 2011 05:28 PM PST

mujy zindagi main qadam qadam pe teri raza ki talash hy

tery ishq main aay mery khuda mujy inteha ki talash hy

mian gunahon main hun ghira hua mian zameen pe hun gira hua

jo mujy gunah se nijaat dy mujy us dua ki talash hy

mian ny jo kia wo bura kia mian ny khud ko khud hi tabah kia

jo tujy pasand ho merey rab mujy us ada ki talash hy

tere dar pe hi mera sar jhukymujy aur kuch nhi chahiye

mujy sb se kr dy jo beniazmujy us ana ki talash hy....Read More SMS/Jokes

urdu text insults - hum ko yun paagal banana chor do bewa

Posted: 31 Jan 2011 05:28 PM PST

hum ko yun paagal banana chor do

bewajha stanna choor do

tumhari to khushbo b ajeeb

c lagti ha





tum
bartan walay saabun sy nahana choor do....Read More SMS/Jokes

reply me sms - wo kon khushnaseeb h jesy ap dilo jaan s

Posted: 31 Jan 2011 05:28 PM PST

wo kon khushnaseeb h jesy ap dilo jaan sy chahty hen or us ka sath chorna manzor nhi
1

rep me 1sh plz but honestly ans....Read More SMS/Jokes

urdu poetry sms - hum apne ap pe fakhar to nahi karte

Posted: 31 Jan 2011 05:28 PM PST

hum apne ap pe fakhar to nahi karte


magar
itna bharosa hai k


humare baad


hum jesa


tum paa nahi sakte
musarat....Read More SMS/Jokes

urdu funny sms - mat dekh mere msg ko itni chahat muhabba

Posted: 31 Jan 2011 05:27 PM PST

mat dekh mere msg ko itni chahat muhabbat or hasrat se

faraz





















kaha na mat dekh nafsiatee hai kia-p....Read More SMS/Jokes

urdu funny sms - hum apni bebasi kisi pagal ko nhi btayen

Posted: 31 Jan 2011 05:27 PM PST

hum apni bebasi kisi pagal ko nhi btayen gay

faraz

























oper likha to hai k nahi btayen gay
nafsiati ho tum yaqeen hogaya-....Read More SMS/Jokes

urdu poetry sms - sirf waqt guzarna ho to kisi aur ko apn

Posted: 31 Jan 2011 05:27 PM PST

sirf waqt guzarna ho to kisi aur ko apna lena
dst

hum to pyar aur dosti ibadat ki tarha karte hain....Read More SMS/Jokes

english friendship sms - a true friend gets irritated when u say

Posted: 31 Jan 2011 05:27 PM PST

a true friend gets
irritated when u say im sad

laughs when u say im sorry

smiles when u say miss you

kicks when u say im busy

hug when u say i need u

slap when u say i cant do somthng

forward it to all ur best friends whom u never want to lose i just did it....Read More SMS/Jokes

islamic sms - apni taqdeer ka her faisla allah par

Posted: 31 Jan 2011 05:27 PM PST

apni taqdeer ka her faisla
allah
par chor do

uss
se dua to kro per zid na kro

q k

jab tum
allah pak
py apni zindagi ka hr faisla chhortay ho to
allah pak
bhi wo hi krta h jo tumhari khushi hoti hae

aur farmaya

ay logo
tum apni razaa
allah
ki razaa mai shaamil kro
phir dekhna
wo
kis tarha
apni
razaa tmhari razaa mai shaamil karta hae
beshakk
allah
sub se behtar faisla karnay wala hai....Read More SMS/Jokes

urdu poetry sms - kuch bikhre sapno se ankho mein nami hai

Posted: 31 Jan 2011 05:27 PM PST

kuch bikhre sapno se ankho mein nami hai

1 chota sa asman or umeedo ki zameen hai

yun to boht kuch hai
khyal-e-zindagi mein

bus jise chahte hain usi ki kami hai....Read More SMS/Jokes

current affairs sms - 1 kaafir teacher class k bachon sy ba

Posted: 31 Jan 2011 05:27 PM PST

1 kaafir teacher class k bachon sy
bacho ap ko me nazar aa rha hon
bachay g han

kafir teacher
me ap k samny khara hun es liye nazar aa rha hun
kia ap ko allah nazar aa rha ha
bachay nhi

tab teacher ny kaha
hota to nazar ata

un mein se aik muslman bachay ko gussa aya aur us ne kaha
bacho ap ko ustad sahb ki aqal nazar aa rhi hy
bachon ny kaha nhi

muslman bachay ny kaha
hoti to nazar ati

subhan allah....Read More SMS/Jokes

current affairs sms - dr aafia siddiqui ko americans pe fire k

Posted: 31 Jan 2011 05:27 PM PST

dr aafia siddiqui ko americans pe fire karne pe 86 saal qaid hui jb k koi mara nai tha aik amriki raymond davis 3 pakistanion ko qatal karta hai weapons b baramad hote hain
2 marne walon ko daku aur teesray ki maut ko hadsa qarar dene ki koshish ki ja rahi hai
salam hai hamari begherat hakumat ko puri qoam ko zillat mubarak
at least spread this msg....Read More SMS/Jokes

current affairs sms - samander mila tu barish ko bhol gaye

Posted: 31 Jan 2011 05:27 PM PST

samander mila tu barish ko bhol gaye

daulat mili tu sab ko bhol gaye

baray ajeeb hain yah dunya wale

sheela mili tu munni ko bhol gaye....Read More SMS/Jokes

riddle puzzle sms - suna hai ap bahut dimag wale ho to in

Posted: 31 Jan 2011 05:27 PM PST

suna hai ap bahut dimag wale ho
to in 5 ke naam urdu me batain

1 ambulance
2 tube light
3 mobile
4 x-ray
5 sim
its a challenge....Read More SMS/Jokes

mothers day sms - tere haathon ki karaamat ki to phir baat

Posted: 31 Jan 2011 05:26 PM PST

tere haathon ki karaamat ki to phir baat hi kya
maa

mujh ko to tere qadmoon ki matti b shafa deti hai....Read More SMS/Jokes

urdu poetry sms - wo jo mera sb kch tha me usy kbi bta na

Posted: 31 Jan 2011 05:26 PM PST

wo jo mera sb kch tha me usy kbi bta na ska

wo meri bat na smjh ska na apni mjhe smjha ska

mene jab b jzbon ki us se bat krni chahi

na usne meri suni na apni mjhe suna ska

mene uski furkat me sary jahan ko chor dia

wo mera phr b hua nhi na apna mjhe bna ska

wqt-e-judai mere zbt k daman tot gye

mene usy lipat k rona chaha wo hath b na mila ska

ek arse bad wo mila mjhe bs itna usne kaha mjhe

na tmse pehle koi dil me tha na tere bad ksi ko chah ska....Read More SMS/Jokes

urdu poetry sms - wo apne chehare mein sau afataab rakhate

Posted: 31 Jan 2011 03:44 AM PST

wo apne chehare mein sau afataab rakhate hain

is liye to vo rukh pe naqaab rakhte hain....Read More SMS/Jokes

urdu poetry sms - na hareef e jaan na shareek e gham shab

Posted: 31 Jan 2011 03:44 AM PST

na hareef e jaan na shareek e gham shab e intezaar koi to ho

kisey bazm e shouq mein laien hum dil e be-qaraar koii to ho

kisey zinadgii hai azeez ab kisey aarzoo e shab e tarab

magar aey nizaar e wafa talab tera aitbaar koii to ho....Read More SMS/Jokes

mothers day sms - us waqt bhi khamosh rahii chashm posh ra

Posted: 31 Jan 2011 03:42 AM PST

us waqt bhi khamosh rahii chashm posh raat

jab aakhrii rafeeq bhi dushman sey ja milla....Read More SMS/Jokes

mothers day sms - 1mother is a wonderful person in lifei

Posted: 31 Jan 2011 12:33 AM PST

1mother is a wonderful person in lifein fact the most energetic
you can see her like shakespeare comparing the world to seven stages
in which we play different roles

2the mother takes up various roles to suit the various needs of her child
the first three years she is a light sleeper and an early riser and
has the patience to rock and cuddle a crying child

3then she jogs along with her toddlerto match the boundless energy
of her toddler she is an athelete caretaker at that stage
read the rest of this entry....Read More SMS/Jokes

urdu poetry sms - tum ne dekha he kabhi ek nazar shaam k b

Posted: 31 Jan 2011 12:32 AM PST

tum ne dekha he kabhi ek nazar shaam k baad
kitne chup chaap se lagte han shajer shaam k baad

itne chup chaap k rastay bhi rahengay laailm
chhorh jaengay kisi roz nagar shaam k baad

shaam se pehle woh mast apni urhaano men tha
jis k hathon men the toote hue per shaam k baad

raat beeti to ginne aablay or phir socha
kon tha baaeseaghaazesafer shaam k baad

hum ne ese bhi gunaah teri judai men kiay
jese toofaan men koi chhorh de ghar shaam k baad

too he sooraj tujhe maloom kahan raat ka dukh
too kisi roz mere ghar men uter shaam k baad....Read More SMS/Jokes

urdu poetry sms - judai ki kasak liye teri yaad se jura

Posted: 30 Jan 2011 05:46 AM PST

judai ki kasak liye

teri yaad se jura aansoo

har shab meri aankh se tapka hy

guzry kal ki terha

aaj ka din bhi

tum bin

udaas guzra hy....Read More SMS/Jokes

urdu friendship sms - kahaniyan na suno aas-pas logon ki k

Posted: 30 Jan 2011 05:43 AM PST

kahaniyan na suno aas-pas logon ki

k mera shehr hy basti udas logon ki

mohabton ka safar khatam hi nahi hota

humein to dosti aai na ras logon ki

humein b apne yad ate hain

chale jo bat kabi khas khas logon ki

main ane wale zamane se dr rha hon
mohsin

k main ne dekhi hain ankhein udas logon ki....Read More SMS/Jokes

urdu friendship sms - tum khud par garoor krtay ho to iss me

Posted: 30 Jan 2011 05:17 AM PST

tum khud par garoor krtay ho to iss mein hyrat ki koi baat nahi

jis ko hum dost bnatay hain wo aam ho hi nahi sakta....Read More SMS/Jokes

urdu poetry sms - log kehte hain dukh bura hota hai jab

Posted: 30 Jan 2011 05:13 AM PST

log kehte hain dukh bura hota hai
jab aata hai tab rulata hai
par hum kehte hain dukh acha bhi hota hai
jab aata hai tab apno ki pehchan to karata hai....Read More SMS/Jokes

urdu poetry sms - dil ke karib a ke wo jb door ho gaye s

Posted: 30 Jan 2011 05:10 AM PST

dil ke karib a ke wo jb door ho gaye
sare haseen khawab mere chor ho gaye
hm ne wafa nibhai to badnamiyan mili
jo log bewafa the wo mashur ho gaye....Read More SMS/Jokes

miscellaneous sms - dunya buri tareen hoti ja rahi he bure

Posted: 30 Jan 2011 05:09 AM PST

dunya buri tareen hoti ja rahi he
bure logon ke zyada hone ki waja se nahin
balke achhe logon ki khamoshi ki waja se....Read More SMS/Jokes

pathan jokes - 1 pathan phli bar aaina dekh kr bola isk

Posted: 30 Jan 2011 05:06 AM PST

1 pathan phli bar aaina dekh kr bola isko to kahin dekha he
kuch dair sochne k bad bola
oye to wohi begherat he jo shadi ka album me hmara bv ka sath betha he....Read More SMS/Jokes

motivational quotes - attraction is the temporary love bu

Posted: 30 Jan 2011 04:50 AM PST

attraction is the temporary love

but

love is the permanent attraction

just a game of words
but
makes lot of difference in life....Read More SMS/Jokes

decent sms jokes - great coincidance is saal 11 nov ko

Posted: 30 Jan 2011 04:47 AM PST

great coincidance
is saal
11 nov ko
taareekh ki ek unieqe date hogi
yani
date likhte huye
din maheena aur saal
ek hi jese hindse rakhen ge
111111
111111
111111
111111
111111
111111
111111
wonderful
aur ye dunya ki taarikh mn hyratnak date hogi

may the al-mighty allah help secure the whole ummah with his continuous devine guidance help suxes....Read More SMS/Jokes

urdu funny sms - jeet k b haar gya me pyar ki bazi yaro

Posted: 30 Jan 2011 04:46 AM PST

jeet k b haar gya me pyar ki bazi yaro

ma uska devdas tha wo thi meri paro

wo guzar gai paas se nazar tk na milai

bcoz i was in
ching-chi
she was in
pijar0
hv a nc dy....Read More SMS/Jokes

urdu poetry sms - usay r0kta b t0 kis liye w0 j0 khuwa

Posted: 30 Jan 2011 04:40 AM PST

usay r0kta b t0 kis liye

w0 j0 khuwab tha w0 bikhar gya

w0 j0 shehr-e-dil tha w0 ujarr gya

kbi m0sm0 ki nazr lagi

kbi wehm0 ny dara diya

humein zndgi ki kitaab se

jisne chaha mita diya

w0 chalte chalte bicher gya

hum ankh tak na utha sake

na he de sake k0i sada

usay r0kte b t0 kis liye

w0 nhi tha mere waste

w0 kisi ka tha s0 bicherr gya

w0 kar k waday mukar gaya

haan shehr-e-dil ujarr gya....Read More SMS/Jokes

urdu poetry sms - ek roz juda ho jaon gi na jane kahan kh

Posted: 30 Jan 2011 03:45 AM PST

ek roz juda ho jaon gi
na jane kahan kho jaon gi

tum lakh pukaro gay muj ko

par lot k main na aon gi

jab ghar say bahir galion k

konon pe tanha behto gay

jab atay jatay chehron main

tum chehra mera na pao gay

thak har k din k kamo say

jab rat ko sony jao gay

dekho gy jab phone ko

pegham mera na pao gy

tab yaad tumhain main aongi

par lot k main na aao gi

ek roz ye rishta chootay ga

dil itna zayada toty ga

phir koi na ham say rothay ga

phir main na ankhin kholon gi

or tum se kabhi na bolon gi

akhir us din tum ro do gy

ek din tum hum ko kho do gay

han tm phir mujh ko kho do gy....Read More SMS/Jokes

urdu poetry sms - tamam din khud ko sametne me guzar jata

Posted: 30 Jan 2011 03:41 AM PST

tamam din khud ko sametne me guzar jata hai

mohsin

shaam ko teri yaadon ki hawa chalti hai to phir bikhar jata hon main....Read More SMS/Jokes

english funny sms - every tear is a sign of- onions ever

Posted: 30 Jan 2011 03:34 AM PST

every tear is a sign of-
onions
every silence is a sign of-
zero balance
every smile is a sign of-
daily brushing
life is simple
dnt make it complexfs124pr....Read More SMS/Jokes

urdu funny sms - news alert 2 din pehly scientst ko pat

Posted: 30 Jan 2011 03:25 AM PST

news alert
2 din pehly scientst ko pata chala k sun or earth ka fsla kafi kam ho gaya hay sun earth ki taraf 3kmh ki speed say a raha hay or agar yahi speed rehi to 60 din bad sun or zameen ki takar ho sakti hay jis k natijay may ye dunya tabah ho sakti hay

detail k liye
websit visit
krain

wwwdaro mat mazak thacompk....Read More SMS/Jokes

urdu poetry sms - kon kisi ko dil me jaga deta hy drak

Posted: 30 Jan 2011 02:53 AM PST

kon kisi ko dil me jaga deta hy

drakht b sokhe patty gira deta hy

waqif hain hm dunya k riwajo se

ay dost

dil bhr jae to har koi bhula deta hy....Read More SMS/Jokes

islamic sms - 1 kaafir teacher class k bachon sy ba

Posted: 30 Jan 2011 02:06 AM PST

1 kaafir teacher class k bachon sy
bacho ap ko me nazar aa rha hon
bachay g han

kafir teacher
me ap k samny khara hun es liye nazar aa rha hun
kia ap ko allah nazar aa rha ha
bachay nhi

tab teacher ny kaha
hota to nazar ata

un mein se aik muslman bachay ko gussa aya aur us ne kaha
bacho ap ko ustad sahb ki aqal nazar aa rhi hy
bachon ny kaha nhi

muslman bachay ny kaha
hoti to nazar ati

subhan allah....Read More SMS/Jokes

urdu funny sms - mere ghar ki chhat par aagaye hain badal

Posted: 29 Jan 2011 09:40 PM PST

mere ghar ki chhat par aagaye hain badal

wah wah

mere ghar ki chhat par aagaye hain badal

ye faltoo msg hey
mat parrh pagalp....Read More SMS/Jokes

islamic sms - toba aik bohat hi pyari hadees allah

Posted: 29 Jan 2011 09:39 PM PST

toba
aik bohat hi pyari hadees allah tumhari toba se itna khush hota he jaise koi apni gumshuda cheez k milne se khush hota he ibne maja j2 h2051....Read More SMS/Jokes

rainy day barish sms - lo aaj phir ronay laga hai asman ban k b

Posted: 29 Jan 2011 09:38 PM PST

lo aaj phir ronay laga hai asman ban k barish

shayad aaj us ko phir ehsas hua hai meri tanhi ki
happy rainy day....Read More SMS/Jokes
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