Monday, February 14, 2011

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RSS Feed of Funny SMS

reply me sms - ill tell you about the nature of ur lover

Posted: 14 Feb 2011 04:55 AM PST

select 1 city then ill tell you about the nature of ur lover

islamabad
rwlpndi
attock
lahore
karachi
peshwar
multan
faislabad



answer
islmbd very romantic

rwlpndi nuk charha n selfsh

atock open heart

lhr zinda dil

karachi stylish n cool

peshawr shakki

multan loving

faislabad kanjos....Read More SMS/Jokes

reply me sms - koi bhi 1 choose karo phr

Posted: 14 Feb 2011 04:54 AM PST

koi bhi 1 choose karo phr
baba jee bataenga k aapki shadi kis se hogi

123 234 345 456 567 678 789 890

ans is interesting
reply must

answer
123 out of family
234 classmate
345 relative
456 cousin
567 friend
678 lover
789 very rich girl boy
890 servant....Read More SMS/Jokes

motivational quotes - the height of candle may differ

Posted: 14 Feb 2011 04:54 AM PST

the height of candle may differbut they yield
the same brightness

its not the matter of ur positionbut its ur ability
that actually shines....Read More SMS/Jokes

motivational quotes - kya hai zindgi dekho to khwab hai zind

Posted: 14 Feb 2011 04:54 AM PST

kya hai zindgi
dekho to khwab hai zindgi
padho to kitab hai zindgi
suno to gyan hai zindgi
par haste raho to har khushi hai zindgi....Read More SMS/Jokes

urdu funny sms - actually baat yeh hai k

Posted: 14 Feb 2011 04:54 AM PST

actually
baat yeh hai k
woh yeh k
ok listen carefully
oooh listen nahin i mean read it carefully
wid full concentration
dekho meray dil main aye is liye keh raha hoon
sirf 3 words he to hain
ufffff its too difficult
ok im gonna say
that
how r u....Read More SMS/Jokes

valentine day sms - valentines day qareeb hai janu

Posted: 14 Feb 2011 04:51 AM PST

girl valentines day qareeb hai janu

kya gift do gay

boy kya chayeh

girl ring





boy ring dounga par uthana nahi
balanace kam hai yaaarp....Read More SMS/Jokes

valentine day sms - agr koi pyari si girl valentines day

Posted: 14 Feb 2011 04:51 AM PST

agr koi pyari si girl valentines day
per apko i love u bole to 3 baten ho
sakti hain

1 uski aankhen kharab hain

2 ya uska dimagh kharab hai

3 ya wo khud kharab hai -pxd....Read More SMS/Jokes

valentine day sms - when someone who is deeply in love with

Posted: 14 Feb 2011 04:51 AM PST

when someone who is deeply
in love with you tells that
you are
cute beautiful angelic
i agree its true
believe me
i swear because love is definitely blind
happy valentines day....Read More SMS/Jokes

current affairs sms - nowadays child in washroom

Posted: 13 Feb 2011 11:52 PM PST

nowadays

child in washroom





mommm




mom
han beta bolo

child
mujhe constipation ho gaya hai
zara facebook pe status toh set kar dain
d p....Read More SMS/Jokes

text insults - under the black cloth fire of love bur

Posted: 13 Feb 2011 11:48 PM PST

under the black cloth
fire of love burn

nahi samajh aayi na

metric kitha hunda tey samajh aandi na

matlab

kali kurti de thaley
agg ishq di baley -....Read More SMS/Jokes

english funny sms - best error message of the century

Posted: 13 Feb 2011 09:59 PM PST

best error message of the century

an error shown by a computer
no keyboard connected
press f1 to continue -....Read More SMS/Jokes

english funny sms - its sad for a girl to reach an age whe

Posted: 13 Feb 2011 09:56 PM PST

its sad for a girl
to reach an age when
men consider her
charmless
but
its worse for a man
to reach an age when
girl considers him
harmless p....Read More SMS/Jokes

english funny sms - v e r y t r u e every woman is

Posted: 13 Feb 2011 09:55 PM PST

v e r y
t r u e

every woman
is wrong
until
she cries
and then
she is right
instantly p....Read More SMS/Jokes

text insults - if you love someone just dontt tel

Posted: 13 Feb 2011 09:51 PM PST

if you
love
someone
just
dontt
tell
bcos




iss mai uss masoom ka kya kasoor
wo kyon sazaa bhugtep....Read More SMS/Jokes

english funny sms - depressed boy asked an old man can the

Posted: 13 Feb 2011 09:50 PM PST

depressed boy asked an old man
can there be anything worse
than losing a girlfriend
old man replied
yes
losing your confidence of finding another one -....Read More SMS/Jokes

english funny sms - a l w a y s r e m e m b e r be ni

Posted: 13 Feb 2011 09:49 PM PST

a l w a y s
r e m e m b e r

be nice to people until you have made your
first million bucks
after that
people will be nice to you p....Read More SMS/Jokes

urdu funny sms - golden words abey main hon na tum l

Posted: 13 Feb 2011 09:48 PM PST

golden words
abey main hon na
tum log jao double sawari pe
agar tulla rokey tou bas
mjhy call lga kr baat krwa dena
by

william badchoda p d....Read More SMS/Jokes

urdu funny sms - aik molvi ki bivi marr gai wo khusray

Posted: 13 Feb 2011 09:48 PM PST

aik molvi ki bivi marr gai
wo khusray se kehnay laga k alaan kerdo
khusra mike k aghay ja kar kehnay laga

haijjmalo pao luddi
molvi di marr
gai ae buddi-....Read More SMS/Jokes

urdu funny sms - tumhara naam phool rakhon to bikhar jaog

Posted: 13 Feb 2011 09:47 PM PST

tumhara naam phool rakhon to bikhar jaogay
tumhara naam dil rakhon to toot jaogay
lo rakh diya tumhara naam kesc
jab chhor kar jaogay
1 ghantay baad wapas aajaogay -....Read More SMS/Jokes

urdu funny sms - ek bahut barrey sharabi ki car k peeche

Posted: 13 Feb 2011 09:46 PM PST

ek bahut barrey sharabi ki
car k peeche likha tha






daaru piyo
tay insaan bano

roti to kuttay bhi
kha lete hain -....Read More SMS/Jokes

english funny sms - everyday i wait for ur msg but everyda

Posted: 13 Feb 2011 09:45 PM PST

everyday i wait for ur msg
but everyday u 4get
frm now onwrds
if anyday u 4gt

then

ill jump from
train when it stops

stop smiling im serious....Read More SMS/Jokes

urdu funny sms - 1 memon se marny k baad farishty ne puch

Posted: 13 Feb 2011 09:44 PM PST

1 memon se marny k baad farishty ne pucha

koi naiki ki thi duniya mein
memon
haan aik faqeer ko 1 rupiya dia tha
1 masjid mein 1 lota rakhwaya tha
1 hospital ko 5 rupay diye thay
farishtay ne kaha
ye lay apne 6 rupay
lota pakarr aur dozakh mein chal shabashp....Read More SMS/Jokes

english funny sms - im so proud of m y s e l f i

Posted: 13 Feb 2011 09:43 PM PST

im so proud of
m y s e l f

i finished a
jigsaw puzzle
in 6 months

and

the box said
2 4 years p d....Read More SMS/Jokes

happy marriage sms - mareez muje ajib c bimari ho gai ha

Posted: 13 Feb 2011 09:42 PM PST

mareez muje ajib c bimari ho gai ha

jab meri bv bolti hai

to mujhe kuch sunai nahi deta









hakeem

ye bimari nahi

tum par allah ki rehmat hai -....Read More SMS/Jokes

happy marriage sms - wife mei tumhari yaad mei 15 din mei

Posted: 13 Feb 2011 09:39 PM PST

wife
mei tumhari yaad mei
15 din mei he aadhi ho gayi hun
mujhe lene kab aa rahe ho

husband
15 din aur ruk jao -....Read More SMS/Jokes

happy marriage sms - shadi ki 20th anniversary pr husband ge

Posted: 13 Feb 2011 09:38 PM PST

shadi ki 20th anniversary pr
husband gehri soch main tha

wife asks
kia soch rahe ho

husband
kia tumhain yaad hai
k kab tumhare daddy ne
hamain date pr pakra tha

wife
yes

husband
aur unhoun ne gun point pr
mujhe kaha tha k
ya to meri beti se shadi kro
ya 20 saal k liye jail jao

wife smiles
yes

husband ahhhh
aaj k din main aazad ho jata -o....Read More SMS/Jokes

happy marriage sms - wife shoping kr k ai aur husband ne dar

Posted: 13 Feb 2011 09:37 PM PST

wife shoping kr k ai
aur husband ne darwaza khola

wife
ye dabba utha lo

husband
is mein zarur mere khane ki
koi chez hogi

wife
han mere sendal hain-dp....Read More SMS/Jokes

happy marriage sms - qanoon vote dalny k liye 18 sal umar a

Posted: 13 Feb 2011 09:36 PM PST

qanoon vote dalny k liye 18 sal umar
aur
shadi k liye 21 sal umar hona zaruri hy

yani k




bivi sambhalna
mulk sambhalny sy ziyada mushkil hyp....Read More SMS/Jokes

happy marriage sms - why husbands avoid answers wife wi

Posted: 13 Feb 2011 09:36 PM PST

why husbands avoid answers

wife will u marry again if i died
husband noway

w why not dont u like being married
h of course i do

w then y wouldnt u remarry
h okay id get married again

w u would
h

w would u live in our house
h sure its a great house

w would she sleep with in my bed
h where else would she sleep

w would u let her drive my car
h yeah its almost brand new

w would u give her my jewelry
h no im sure shed want her own

w would she wear my shoes
h no her size is 6

w -silence-
h shit -p....Read More SMS/Jokes

happy marriage sms - on weekend night wife in romantic mood

Posted: 13 Feb 2011 09:34 PM PST

on weekend night wife in romantic mood
aaj muje rassi se bandh do
or jo karna chaho kr lo
husband ne usay bandha
or
dosto k sath ghoomne chala gaya

-dfs124pr....Read More SMS/Jokes

happy marriage sms - fairy to a 60 year old couple i will

Posted: 13 Feb 2011 09:34 PM PST

fairy to a 60 year old couple
i will grant you each a wish

wife
i want to travel around the world
with my husband

the fairy waved her magic wand poof
two tickets appeared in her hands

husband
i wish to have a wife 30
years younger to me

the fairy waved her magic wand poof

the husband became 92 years old

moral
men who are ungrateful idiots
should remember fairies are females toop....Read More SMS/Jokes

happy marriage sms - husband makes a glass of whiskey asks

Posted: 13 Feb 2011 09:32 PM PST

husband makes a glass of whiskey asks wife
lo pio isko

wife taste says
chhee chhee
kitni karvi hy

husband
or tum sochti ho k ma
roz ayashi karta hun....Read More SMS/Jokes

mazahiya shayari - hum ne to umer guzar di tanhae me sah

Posted: 12 Feb 2011 10:57 PM PST

hum ne to umer guzar di tanhae me
sah liye sitam teri judai me
ab to ye faryad hai khuda se
koi or na tadpe teri bewafai me

farid ahmad....Read More SMS/Jokes

mazahiya shayari - zikr jab bhi aap apno ka kiya kare naa

Posted: 12 Feb 2011 10:53 PM PST

zikr jab bhi aap apno ka kiya kare
naam hamara bhi unme liya kare
tareef nahi to bura-e hi sahi
par apne alfazo me jagah hame bhi diya kare

farid ahmad....Read More SMS/Jokes

broken heart sms - mayoos mat hona ye ek gunah hota hai m

Posted: 12 Feb 2011 10:46 PM PST

mayoos mat hona ye ek gunah hota hai
milta wahi hai jo kismat me likha hota hai
har cheez hame mile ye zaroori to nahi
kuch cheezo ka zikar dusre jaha me hota hai
farid ahmad....Read More SMS/Jokes

broken heart sms - mil kar bicharna dastoor hai zindagi ka

Posted: 12 Feb 2011 10:42 PM PST

mil kar bicharna dastoor hai zindagi ka
ek yahi kissa mashoor hai zindagi ka
guzra huwa kal kabhi laut kar nahi aata
yahi sabse bada kasoor hai zindagi ka

farid ahmad....Read More SMS/Jokes

valentine day sms - bohat log kehte hai k gunha hy valentine

Posted: 12 Feb 2011 09:17 PM PST

bohat log kehte hai k gunha hy valentine din manana wajah pochne pe bohat bari bari storys batae jati hy koi kehta hy mohabbat k liye ik din hi kun manae tou koi muje batae mothers day ik din k lie kun fathers day ik din k lie kun 14august ek din k lie kun har din ki apni ek value hoti hy aur yeh din pyar karne walon ka din hy khushi ka din hy agar is k peche koi story bhe hy tou hum us story ki wajah se yeh din nahin manaya karte hum yeh din ruthon ko manane k liye manate hy dil mai jo batein hoti hai apne pyaron ko lie wo batane k lie manate hy bata to hum waise bhi sakte hy per is din k hone se humko ik wajha mil jati haiisliye plz jo yeh sochte hy k yeh din manana gunha hy to apni soch ko badl deinfrwd to all ur friends plz....Read More SMS/Jokes

valentine day sms - bohat log kehte hai k gunha hy valentine

Posted: 12 Feb 2011 09:14 PM PST

bohat log kehte hai k gunha hy valentine din manana wajah pochne pe bohat bari bari storys batae jati hy koi kehta hy mohabbat k liye ik din hi kun manae tou koi muje batae mothers day ik din k lie kun fathers day ik din k lie kun 14august ek din k lie kun har din ki apni ek value hoti hy aur yeh din pyar karne walon ka din hy khushi ka din hy agar is k peche koi story bhe hy tou hum us story ki wajah se yeh din nahin manaya karte hum yeh din ruthon ko manane k liye manate hy dil mai jo batein hoti hai apne pyaron ko lie wo batane k lie manate hy bata to hum waise bhi sakte hy per is din k hone se humko ik wajha mil jati haiisliye plz jo yeh sochte hy k yeh din manana gunha hy to apni soch ko badl deinfrwd to all ur friends plz....Read More SMS/Jokes

current affairs sms - samandar mila to barish ko bhol gaye d

Posted: 12 Feb 2011 06:23 AM PST

samandar mila to barish ko bhol gaye
daulat mili to sab ko bhol gaye

baray ajeeb hain yah duniya wale
sheela mili to munni ko bhol gayae....Read More SMS/Jokes

adult sms jokes - mbbs final exam question fill in t

Posted: 12 Feb 2011 06:20 AM PST

mbbs final exam
question

fill in the blanks
if a lady faints we must 1st check her pus
only few intelligent students wrote pulsep....Read More SMS/Jokes

english love sms - wanna know whats warm nice and absolute

Posted: 12 Feb 2011 06:19 AM PST

wanna know whats warm nice and absolutely calorie free




its a big hug from me to say
sweet thoughts of you are always on my mind....Read More SMS/Jokes

adult sms jokes - written on the t-shirt of a girl sta

Posted: 12 Feb 2011 06:17 AM PST

written on the t-shirt of a girl

statutory warning
objects inside the t-shirt are
larger than they appear from outsidep....Read More SMS/Jokes

current affairs sms - indian hum nay apni beauty queen sa

Posted: 12 Feb 2011 06:15 AM PST

indian
hum nay apni beauty queen
saniya mirza tumhare shoaib malik ko di
ab tum hamare salman khan k liye doge





pakistani
zubaida aapap....Read More SMS/Jokes

reply me sms - 10 caror ka sawal agar raat ko aap

Posted: 12 Feb 2011 06:13 AM PST

10 caror ka sawal

agar raat ko aap k 1 taraf
katrina kaif leti hui ho
or
dusri taraf koi pathan
to aap kis ki taraf munh kar
k soyen gay

hanso mat jawab do....Read More SMS/Jokes

mazahiya shayari - mere ghar ki chhat par aagaye hain bad

Posted: 12 Feb 2011 06:11 AM PST

mere ghar ki chhat par
aagaye hain badal

wah wah wah

mere ghar ki chhat par
aagaye hain badal



ye message faltoo hai mat parho pagalp....Read More SMS/Jokes

mazahiya shayari - taras taras k baraste hain mere aan

Posted: 12 Feb 2011 06:09 AM PST

taras taras k baraste hain
mere aansu roz us waqt


k aaj ek or din dhal gaya
kunware pan me....Read More SMS/Jokes

valentine day sms - according to the valentine week myth f

Posted: 12 Feb 2011 06:04 AM PST

according to the valentine week myth
february 10 is called the teddy bear day

you are the twinkle of my eyes
the smile on my lips
the joy of my face
without you i am incomplete
happy teddy bear day....Read More SMS/Jokes

valentine day sms - its d month of kisses surprises prop

Posted: 12 Feb 2011 06:00 AM PST

its d month of
kisses surprises
proposals dates
chocolates gifts
hugs n luv songs

its feb

wishng u a love filled
valentine month....Read More SMS/Jokes

valentine day sms - vis for valentine you are my only va

Posted: 12 Feb 2011 05:55 AM PST

vis for valentine you are my only valentine
ais for i will always be yours
lis for love at its most extreme
eis for everlasting love ecstatic love
nis for never-ending love
tis for we will always be together forever
iis for you being intelligent and innocent
nis 4 natures naughty way of saying i luv you to
eis for eternity our love is so ever lasting....Read More SMS/Jokes

english funny sms - a boy was going with his gf frnd as

Posted: 12 Feb 2011 05:53 AM PST

a boy was going with his gf

frnd asked who is she

boy my cousin

the frend said last year she was my cousin d....Read More SMS/Jokes
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