Sunday, February 6, 2011

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RSS Feed of Funny SMS


good morning sms - may i come into ur world

Posted: 06 Feb 2011 05:00 AM PST

knockknock may i come into ur worldi bring no flowersnocakesbut wishes to keep u freshprayer to keep u healthyand love tokeep u smilinggood morning....Read More SMS/Jokes

english friendship sms - shakespeare quotes

Posted: 06 Feb 2011 04:55 AM PST

shakespeare quotes

a sad thing in life is that sometimes you meet someone who means a lot to you only to find out in the end that it was never bound to be and you just have to let go....Read More SMS/Jokes

motivational quotes - you can choose to be happy or sad

Posted: 06 Feb 2011 04:55 AM PST

you can choose to be happy or sad and whichever you choose that is what you get

no one is really responsible to make someone else happy

no matter what most people have been taught and accept as true

shakespeare....Read More SMS/Jokes

load shedding sms - wapda walaon se hamein itni mohabbat hai faraz

Posted: 06 Feb 2011 04:55 AM PST

wapda walaon se hamein itni mohabbat hai faraz

ke wo roth jain to humain neend nahi atii....Read More SMS/Jokes

load shedding sms - bijli kahan se ati hai

Posted: 06 Feb 2011 04:47 AM PST

techer
bijli kahan se ati hai

student
mere mamoo k gharse

techer who kese

student jab bijli jati he to mere
papa kehte hen
saalon

ne phir bijli band kardi....Read More SMS/Jokes

islamic sms - ye mst mst be-misal ankhen nashy sy hr dm nidhal

Posted: 06 Feb 2011 04:47 AM PST

ye mst mst be-misal ankhen

nashy sy hr dm nidhal ankhen

draz palken wisal ankhen

musawri ka kmal ankhen

uthen to hosh-o-hwas cheenen

giren to kr den kmal ankhen

koi ha in k karm ka talib

kisi ka shoq-e-wisal ankhen

na yun jalayen na yun stayen

kren to koch ye khyal ankhen

hain jeene ka bahana yaro

ye rooh parwr jmal ankhen

sharab rab ny hram kr di

mgr kyun rkhi halal ankhen

hzaron in sy qatal huwy hain

khuda k bndy smbhal ankhen....Read More SMS/Jokes

good night sms - good night ki dua

Posted: 06 Feb 2011 04:46 AM PST

night gift
aaj dosto ko good night ki jaga ye dua bhejo or dekhna aaj aap ko kitna ajar milta hai


allahumma bismika amotu wa ahya....Read More SMS/Jokes

urdu poetry sms - ik nazar dekh mere zarfemuhabbat ki taraf

Posted: 06 Feb 2011 04:40 AM PST

ik nazar dekh mere zarfemuhabbat ki taraf

mene dil de k kharida hai ghametanhai ko....Read More SMS/Jokes

urdu poetry sms - meri zindgi ko ek tamasha bana dia us ne

Posted: 06 Feb 2011 04:39 AM PST

meri zindgi ko ek tamasha bana dia us ne
bhari mehfil mein tanha bitha dia us ne

aysi kya thi nafrat us ko es masoom dil se
khushiyan chura kar gham thama dia us ne

bohat naz tha us ki wafa pe kabhi hum ko
mujh ko he meri nazron mein gira dia us ne

khudh be-wafa tha meri wafa ki kya qadar karta
anmol tha main khaak mein mila dia us ne

kisi ko yaad karna to us ki fitrat mein shamil nahi
hawa ka jhonka samjh kar bhula dia us ne....Read More SMS/Jokes

motivational quotes - simple rules of life

Posted: 06 Feb 2011 04:38 AM PST

simple rules of life

1 when you help others you help your self automatically

2 your smile brings happiness to the world around you

3 people are not perfect and that is perfect

4 your heart always sees the truth trust it

5 you can do anything you want what are your wants

6 you are living to make this world better make the best of yourself

7 life is anything without happiness do what makes you happy

8 you will never be completely happy without making others happy

9 your fears are illusory face your illusions

10 gratitude is important be thankful for the every moment of your life....Read More SMS/Jokes

urdu poetry sms - labon pe naam rakhny se dilon me yaad

Posted: 06 Feb 2011 04:38 AM PST

labon pe naam rakhny se
dilon me yaad karney se
har ek dhadkan har ek tarpan
kisi ke naam karney se
koi apna nahin banta....Read More SMS/Jokes

urdu poetry sms - wo kehta rehta

Posted: 06 Feb 2011 04:35 AM PST

wo kehta rehta hai bari majboorian hain waqt ki

wasi

saaf lafzon mein wo khud
ko bewafa nai kehta....Read More SMS/Jokes

english funny sms - piece of philosophy

Posted: 06 Feb 2011 04:35 AM PST

piece of philosophy

- small things hurt a lot

example you can sit on a mountain but not on a pin

hahahaha -....Read More SMS/Jokes

urdu funny sms - tumne mera dil chura liya hai

Posted: 06 Feb 2011 04:35 AM PST

patient to nurse tumne mera dil chura liya ha
nurse sharmaate hue jhoote dil ko tou haath bhi naheen lagaya humne tou kidney churai hai....Read More SMS/Jokes

urdu funny sms - zinda rahi to tmhara hi sath nibhaongi

Posted: 06 Feb 2011 04:35 AM PST

zinda rahi to tmhara hi sath nibhaongi dosto

bhool jaun to smjh lena k

tmhare jeju mil gaye-
--

chalo darling....Read More SMS/Jokes

urdu poetry sms - ye sheeshon ke sapne ye dhaagon ke ris

Posted: 06 Feb 2011 04:35 AM PST

ye sheeshon ke sapne
ye dhaagon ke rishte

kise he khabar k kahan toot jain
muhabbt k darya me tinke wafa k

kise he khabar k kahan doob jain

ajab dil ki basti
ajab dil ki haalat

hr ik morr mausam nayi chaahton k
lgaae hain hum ne b sapno k poday

mgr kya bharosa yahan barishon ka
jinhe dil se pooja
jinhe dil se chaha kisy hay khabar k kahan rooth jain
miss u....Read More SMS/Jokes

current affairs sms - darling so rahi ho

Posted: 06 Feb 2011 04:35 AM PST

darling so rahi ho
















































darling sorry tujhe sunday ke din zehmat hui....Read More SMS/Jokes

current affairs sms - kya zamana aagaya hai ab sirf larkey n

Posted: 06 Feb 2011 04:35 AM PST

kya zamana aagaya hai
ab sirf larkey nahi larkiyan bhi kehney lagi hain










darling aankhon se aankhein chaar karne do
roko na roko na mujhko pyaar karne do....Read More SMS/Jokes

urdu funny sms - hey darling

Posted: 06 Feb 2011 04:35 AM PST

hey darling



































darlingsorry tujhe aate huesehmat hui....Read More SMS/Jokes

urdu friendship sms - you are sweet friend

Posted: 06 Feb 2011 04:34 AM PST





aaj




kal




parso





hamesha



u
r
- my
sweet
friend
i
miss
u
2
3
4
5
6
7
8
9
10
100
1000
10000
100000
1000000
10000000
100000000
1000000000
10000000000
100000000000
1000000000000 1000000000000

kbhi kisi ne itna miss kia apko....Read More SMS/Jokes

urdu poetry sms - talkhi-e-halaat-e-rafta sey jo ghabraa n

Posted: 06 Feb 2011 04:34 AM PST

talkhi-e-halaat-e-rafta sey jo ghabraa ney lagey
mera dil le kar woh apna dil behlaa ney lagey

mil gayi aakhir un hey bhi shiddat-e-gham sey nijaat
aur mujh ko bhi mohabbat ke mazey aaney lagey

merey dil ki her guzarish jabr kah kar taal di
ikhtayaar-e-husn ki tasveer dikha ney lagey

jisney chaaha guftagu ki jisko dekha hans diye
merey aagey woh karam duniya par farmaney lagey

unki duniya me tau tum jaiey hazaron he faraz
tum hi pagal they jo un ko paa kar itraney lagey....Read More SMS/Jokes

urdu poetry sms - dasht mein piyas bujhaty huy mar jaty ha

Posted: 06 Feb 2011 04:34 AM PST

dasht mein piyas bujhaty huy mar jaty hain
hum prindy kahin jaty huy mar jaty hain

hum hain sookhy huy talaab pe bethy huy hans
jo taluk ko nibhty huy mar jaty hain

un k bhi qatal ka ilzaam hamary sar hai
jo humain zehr pilaty huy mar jaty hain

ye muhabbat ki kahani nahi marti lekin
log kirdar nibhaty huy mar jaty hain

hum hain woh tooti hui kashtiyon waly faraz
jo kinaron ko milaty huy mar jaty hain....Read More SMS/Jokes

mothers day sms - a mothers hands these are the hands

Posted: 06 Feb 2011 04:34 AM PST

a mothers hands

these are the hands

that taught me to love

hands that are worn
a little tired and say
so much about
how to care and love
my mothers hands....Read More SMS/Jokes

urdu poetry sms - meri zindgi k chirag ka ye andaz koi ney

Posted: 06 Feb 2011 04:34 AM PST

meri zindgi k chirag ka ye andaz koi neya nahi
kabhi roshni kabhi teergi na jala hua na bhuja hua

muje aap kiun na samjh saky ye apny dil se poochhiye
meri dastan-e-hayaat ka hai har waraq waraq khula hua

muje hamsafar bhi mila koi to meri tarah he luta hua
kabhi manzilon se hata hua kabhi qafilon se luta hua

muje ek gali mein para hua kisi badnaseeb ka khat mila
kahin khoon-e-dil se likha hua kahin aansuon se mita hua....Read More SMS/Jokes

urdu funny sms - ap k0 teh-e-dil se e e

Posted: 06 Feb 2011 04:34 AM PST

ap
k0
teh-e-dil
se

e

e

e

ei

ei

ei

eid

eid

eid

eidhi
foundation
ki
help
karni
chahiye

shukria -

eid manalo tum har mahine haan p....Read More SMS/Jokes

english funny sms - teacher papu i wil giv u a tight slap

Posted: 06 Feb 2011 04:34 AM PST

teacher papu i wil giv u a tight slap
if u continue ur non serious behavior in the class


papu





thappar se dar nai lgta madam pyar se lgta hy -....Read More SMS/Jokes

urdu funny sms - thought of the day

Posted: 06 Feb 2011 04:32 AM PST

thought of the day






































dont depend everytime on my thoughts try to think yourself sometimes -....Read More SMS/Jokes

english funny sms - lost your penno pen no penno notes

Posted: 05 Feb 2011 09:53 PM PST

lost your penno pen
no penno notes
no notesno study
no studyfail
failno diploma
no diplomano work
no workno money
no moneyno food
no foodyou get skinny
you get skinnythen you get ugly
uglyno love
no loveno marriage
no marriageno children
no children alone
alone depression
depression sickness
sickness death

lesson for the day
dont lose your pen or you will die-p -d....Read More SMS/Jokes

urdu poetry sms - bahot kuch kho chuka hoon ab khony ki t

Posted: 05 Feb 2011 09:50 PM PST

bahot kuch kho chuka hoon ab khony ki taqat nahi mujh me

yaa rab

yeh jo kuch log mery hain unhein mera hi rakhna

aameen....Read More SMS/Jokes

urdu poetry sms - ab bhi poochtay ho muqaam apna ke

Posted: 05 Feb 2011 09:50 PM PST

ab bhi poochtay ho muqaam apna


keh jo diya
zindagi ho tum....Read More SMS/Jokes

reply me sms - chose ur favourite rose then ill tell u

Posted: 05 Feb 2011 09:36 PM PST

chose ur favourite rose then ill tell u k valentine day pe sab se ziada roses apko kis shakhs se miley gey

climbing rose
pink sapphire
red rose
floribunda rose
grandiflora rose
species rose
pink rose
yellow rose
reply must

answer
climbing rosemujhse
pink sapphiremujhse
red rosemujhse
floribunda rosemujhse
grandiflora rosemujhse
species rosemujhse
pink rosemujhse
yellow rosemujhse

koi aur to dega nahi apko bhi pata hai mujhe bhi pata hai....Read More SMS/Jokes

reply me sms - koi appko valentineday k din date pe l

Posted: 05 Feb 2011 09:10 PM PST

koi appko valentineday k din date pe lekar jana chahta haijan na chahtey ho konto koi n chosse karo mai apko uske nam ka 1st word bataongi

3
4
5
6
7
8
9
12
43
56
78
53

answer
3a
4s
5n
6f
7g
8l
9m
12k
43y
56z
78r
53wfs124pr....Read More SMS/Jokes

reply me sms - 14 february ko apkavalentinekon hogay

Posted: 05 Feb 2011 09:03 PM PST

14 february ko apkavalentinekon hogaya apvalentinek din kis k sath hogiselect any s0ng then ill tell you the answer

pee loon
sadka huwa
mere bina mai
tum mile
bakhuda tumhi ho
zor ka jhatka
tum chain ho
tu jane na

answer
pee loonbrother

sadka huwalover

mere bina maiami jaan

tum mileabu jaan

bakhuda tumhi hofiance

zor ka jhatkafriends

tum chain hocousin

tu jane nasisters....Read More SMS/Jokes

reply me sms - kon aap ko valentine sab se pehle aur

Posted: 05 Feb 2011 08:58 PM PST

kon aap ko valentine sab se pehle aur sab se achey se wish kare ga
chose any thing
mobile
sim
msg
call
lover
mms
email
memory

answer

mobilesome one special
simbest friend
msgcousins
calllover
mmssister
emailno one
memorymefs124pr....Read More SMS/Jokes

urdu love sms - so baar chaman mehka so baar bahar aai

Posted: 05 Feb 2011 06:04 PM PST

so baar chaman mehka
so baar bahar aai
dunya ki wahi ronaq
dil ki wahi tanhai
yeh raat ki khamoshi
yeh aalam-e-tanhai
phir dard utha dil mein
phir yaad teri aai
is alam-e-veran mein
kya anjuman araai
do roz ki mehfil hai
ek umar ki tanhai
har dard-e-mohabat se uljha hai gham-e-hasti
kya kya hamain yaad aaya
jab yaad teri aai....Read More SMS/Jokes

adult sms jokes - mansoba bandi pe lady worker lecture de

Posted: 05 Feb 2011 06:03 PM PST

mansoba bandi pe lady worker lecture de rahi thi keh aasan tariqa tu yeh hay keh jab tumhara khawand farigh hony lagy tu neechy se hill jaya karo

ek aurat boli
main apny ghar waly ko laati hun tum hill k dikhana....Read More SMS/Jokes

urdu funny sms - yaar ab agar msgs krny hon to sirf is

Posted: 05 Feb 2011 06:03 PM PST

yaar ab agar msgs krny hon to

sirf is time hi karna

6am - 9am

9am-12pm

12pm-6pm

6pm-12am

12am-6am



baki time yaar study b krni hoti hy nab-....Read More SMS/Jokes

urdu love sms - tujhe qasam hai saqiya sharab la sha

Posted: 05 Feb 2011 06:02 PM PST

tujhe qasam hai saqiya sharab la sharab day
utha nazar aur mila
sharab la sharab day

har aik aisa jaam ho k jispe tera naam ho
tun apne naam ki pila sharab la sharab day

na dil mai koi gham rahe na meri ankh num rahe
her ek dard ko mita sharab la sharab day

bahut hasin raat hai tera hasin sath hai
nashe mai kuch nasha mila sharab la sharab day

surur hai khumar hai bahar he bahar hai
magar zara aye dil ruba sharab la sharab day....Read More SMS/Jokes

urdu love sms - botal khuli hy raqs me jaam-e-sharab hy

Posted: 05 Feb 2011 06:01 PM PST

botal khuli hy raqs me jaam-e-sharab hy

ay maikasho tumhari dua kamyab hy

aesy haseen waqt me pina sawab hy

hum tum hain maikada hy shab-e-mahtab hy

jis se kia tha pyar
ussi ne deay hain gham

such poocheay to dil ka lagana azab hy

pehlu me hy raqeeb
tumhary khuda ki shaan

kaanta b hy wahen pe jahan pr gulab hy

paimana bhar k kehty hain
wo kis
ada k sath

pilo hamary hath se pina sawab hy

youn maikady me jan banty ho parsa

ankhen bata rahi hain k
niyat kharab hy

botal khuli hy raqs me
jam-e-sharab hy

ay maikasho tumhari dua kamyab hy....Read More SMS/Jokes

student sms jokes - teacher ohms law sunao student

Posted: 05 Feb 2011 12:19 AM PST

teacher ohms law sunao


student pura tu nae aata bs akhir se aata hai

teacher chalo shabash woe suna do

student that is called ohms law -....Read More SMS/Jokes

urdu poetry sms - ye theek hai ke lout kar mery he dil mai

Posted: 05 Feb 2011 12:17 AM PST

ye theek hai ke lout kar mery he dil mai aao gay

magar ye soch lo zara badal ye dil gya tu phir kya karogey....Read More SMS/Jokes

urdu poetry sms - ye theek hai ke lout kar mery he dil mai

Posted: 05 Feb 2011 12:16 AM PST

ye theek hai ke lout kar mery he dil mai aao gay

magar ye soch lo zara badal ye dil gya tu phir kya karogey....Read More SMS/Jokes

valentine day sms - for you see each day i love you more

Posted: 05 Feb 2011 12:10 AM PST

for you see
each day i love you more
today more than yesterday
and less than tomorrow


happy valentines day....Read More SMS/Jokes

urdu poetry sms - aankhoun se ayaan zakhum ki gehraai tu a

Posted: 05 Feb 2011 12:09 AM PST

aankhoun se ayaan zakhum ki gehraai tu ab hai
ab aa bhi chuko waqt-e maseehaai tu ab hai....Read More SMS/Jokes

motivational quotes - when flood comes the fish eats ants b

Posted: 05 Feb 2011 12:07 AM PST

when flood comes the fish eats ants
but when water dries the ants eat fish
life gives chance ti everyone just have to wait for our turn....Read More SMS/Jokes

motivational quotes - one day dream asked life when will we a

Posted: 05 Feb 2011 12:05 AM PST

one day dream asked life when will we all come true
life smiled replied never
because the day all of you come true ill lost my meaning....Read More SMS/Jokes

motivational quotes - if im always comparing myself with oth

Posted: 05 Feb 2011 12:03 AM PST

if im always comparing myself with other human beings
i will either suffer from ego or jealousy
they will disturb my natural development....Read More SMS/Jokes

motivational quotes - worlds most beautiful sentence buti

Posted: 05 Feb 2011 12:02 AM PST

worlds most beautiful sentence
buti like u
worlds most painful sentence
i like ubut
words r same
but where they r placed matters a lot....Read More SMS/Jokes

smile sms - nothing comes free of cost in this world

Posted: 04 Feb 2011 11:59 PM PST

nothing comes free of cost in this world
including my msg
so i decided to charge for my msgs and the price is
ur smile
u should compulsory pay it....Read More SMS/Jokes

urdu poetry sms - aankhien khulien to jaag uthien hasratie

Posted: 04 Feb 2011 11:28 PM PST

aankhien khulien to jaag uthien hasratien tamaam


us ko bhi khou diya jisey paaya tha khwaab mein....Read More SMS/Jokes

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