Saturday, December 31, 2011

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New Year SMS - Receive my simple gift of LOVE

Posted: 30 Dec 2011 06:59 PM PST

HAPPY NEW YEAR
Receive my simple gift of LOVE
Wrapped with SINCERITY
Tied with CARE &
Sealed with BLESSINGS
2 Keep u HAPPY & SAFE all the life long.
HAPPY NEW YEAR........Read More SMS/Jokes

New Year SMS - Hope this 2012 bring Happiness for you

Posted: 30 Dec 2011 06:58 PM PST

Memorable moment r celebrated together,
U r my best friend for now & forever,
Make me Miss U even more this New Year,
Hope this 2012 bring Happiness for you Dear.....Read More SMS/Jokes

New Year SMS - ONE GLASS WATER

Posted: 30 Dec 2011 06:58 PM PST

ONE GLASS WATER,
ONE GLASS BEER,
OH MY DEAR,
"HAPPY NEW YEAR" :-)....Read More SMS/Jokes

New Year SMS - Remember the laughter

Posted: 30 Dec 2011 06:57 PM PST

Remember the laughter,
the joy,
the hard work,
and the tears.

And as you reflect on the past year,
also think of the new one to come.

Because most importantly,
this is a time of new beginnings
and the celebration of life."....Read More SMS/Jokes

New Year SMS - New Year begins

Posted: 30 Dec 2011 06:56 PM PST

New Year begins,
let us pray that
it will be a year with New Peace,
New Happiness
and abundance of new friends,
God bless you
through out the New Year.....Read More SMS/Jokes

New Year SMS - In The Universal Bank of God

Posted: 30 Dec 2011 06:55 PM PST

In The Universal Bank of God
God stores his blessings
&
deposited 365 days full of love,
faith & happiness for you,
So,Enjoy spending..
Happy New Year.....Read More SMS/Jokes

New Year SMS - My Wishes in 2012

Posted: 30 Dec 2011 06:54 PM PST

My Wishes in 2012
God gives You..
12 Month of Happiness,
52 Weeks of Fun,
365 Days Success,
8760 Hours Good Health,
52600 Minutes Good Luck,
3153600 Seconds of Joy..and that's all! "....Read More SMS/Jokes

New Year SMS - For last year's words belong to last year

Posted: 30 Dec 2011 06:53 PM PST

For last year's words belong to last year's language
And next year's words await another voice.
And to make an end is to make a beginning.
Happy New Year 2012....Read More SMS/Jokes

New Year SMS - May each day of the coming year

Posted: 30 Dec 2011 06:53 PM PST

May each day of the coming year
be vibrant and new
bringing along
many reasons for celebrations.....Read More SMS/Jokes

New Year SMS - Before the golden sun sets

Posted: 30 Dec 2011 06:52 PM PST

Before the golden sun sets,
2011's calender is destroyed,
And mobile networks get jammed,
I wish in 2012 every moment is enjoyed.....Read More SMS/Jokes

New Year SMS - First chapter is New Year's Day

Posted: 30 Dec 2011 06:51 PM PST

We will open the new book.
Its pages are blank.
We are going to put words on them ourselves.
The book is called Opportunity
and
its first chapter is New Year's Day.....Read More SMS/Jokes

New Year SMS - HAPPY NEW YEAR 2012

Posted: 30 Dec 2011 06:51 PM PST

I wish U to have a
Sweetest Sunday,
Marvelous Monday,
Tasty Tuesday,
Wonderful Wednesday,
Thankful Thursday,
Friendly Friday,
Successful Saturday.
Have a great Year.
HAPPY NEW YEAR....Read More SMS/Jokes

New Year SMS - RENEWAL OF FRIENDSHIP CONTRACT 2012

Posted: 30 Dec 2011 06:49 PM PST

RENEWAL OF FRIENDSHIP CONTRACT 2012
After serious and cautious consideration,
your contract has been renewed for the Year 2012.
So, try to be more LOVING and CARING next year.
Take care of Me and Miss me.
Because, It's impossible to find a FRIEND
Who is
95% ideal
96% smart
97% kind
98% true
99% Talented
and
100% lovable
So,
Don't lose WHOM U NEVER WANT TO LOSE.
Wish you a Very Happy New Year....Read More SMS/Jokes

New Year SMS - HAPPY NEW YEAR 2012

Posted: 30 Dec 2011 06:48 PM PST

With all the Rose's Perfume
& with all the lights in the world
& with all the children Smiles...
I Wish U that your all dreams comes True..
*HAPPY NEW YEAR 2012*....Read More SMS/Jokes

Islamic SMS - Ehtaram E Juma

Posted: 30 Dec 2011 06:48 PM PST

Musalmano

JUMA ka Ehtaram karo
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Taki
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Tumhara Ehtaram kiya jaye.

JUMA MUBARAK....Read More SMS/Jokes

New Year SMS - Last Day of Year 2011

Posted: 30 Dec 2011 06:47 PM PST

As you know that
2days d last day
Of d year 2011
I wanna thank d
Special ppl, who
Touched my life
With their
Concern & made
My life more
Meaningful,
U r 1 of them,
Thanq 4 your
Contribution 2 my life
May almighty
ALLAH
Continue 2 give you
Abundant
Blessing &
Happiness in d
Coming years
Too

Aamin....Read More SMS/Jokes

New Year SMS - Best of luck for 2012

Posted: 30 Dec 2011 06:46 PM PST

This is last evening of 2011
Last sun of 2011
Has spread its shine
On earth,
Feel remaining
Moments of last day,
Scatter happiness
Best of luck for 2012....Read More SMS/Jokes

New Year SMS - There have been many time in 2011

Posted: 30 Dec 2011 06:46 PM PST

There have been many time in 2011
when I may disturbed you
troubled u
irritated u
bugged u
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today I just wanna tell you

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I plan to continue it in 2012.....Read More SMS/Jokes

English Funny SMS - When your listening to a sad song and c

Posted: 28 Dec 2011 05:26 AM PST

When your listening to a sad song and
can not decide
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Konsi wali k bare me sochoon.....Read More SMS/Jokes

Adult SMS Jokes - Wapda walon ki ma ki.... . . . . .

Posted: 28 Dec 2011 05:24 AM PST

Wapda walon ki ma ki....
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Azmat ko salam.


(") Asslam o
<(()> Alaikum
-/ \ Anti G
Eday haramday bachay
bachay nay.....Read More SMS/Jokes

Wednesday, December 28, 2011

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English Love SMS - Happy New Year

Posted: 27 Dec 2011 11:15 PM PST

DOSTO naya sall end ho raha hai
Naya sall aye ga
Es old year ko sb bhool jaein gay
Pr es sall mein mein ny ap k sath
kuch bhi
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i mean
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mera matlab hai
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kuch bhi
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enjoy nahi keya
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kuto,kamino.
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hahaaa Happy New Year....Read More SMS/Jokes

Urdu Poetry SMS - Dil mera har lamha jise paane ki dua karta hai

Posted: 27 Dec 2011 10:58 PM PST

Dil mera har lamha jise paane ki dua karta hai,

Misl-e- Khushbu meri saanson main basa karta hai,

Us ke lehjay se gulaabon ki mehek aati hai,

Baat karta hai to waqt ruka karta hai,

sochta hoon ke ik baar bewafaai karon uss se...

Main bhi to dekhoon ke woh kesi wafa karta ha. . . .....Read More SMS/Jokes

Urdu Love SMS - Jal jaty hain khamoshi se,tarpa nhi krty

Posted: 27 Dec 2011 10:58 PM PST

Jal jaty hain khamoshi se,tarpa nhi krty

hum ehl-e-wafa aisa tamasha nhi krty

chaha hai tujh ko,to koi baat thi warna

hum log to apni b tamnna nhi krty.....Read More SMS/Jokes

Mother's Day SMS - Mene maa k hathon me ek siyah til daikha

Posted: 27 Dec 2011 10:58 PM PST

Mene maa k hathon me ek siyah til daikha
Or maa 'se kaha

ye Daulat ka til hay
maa ne apne dono haathon me mera chehra thama or kaha
han.
dekho mere dono haathon me kitni daulat hay.

Love ur "Mother", and takecare of ur "parents'

"ALLAH hamari maa ko hamesha khush rakhey.
Aameen.....Read More SMS/Jokes

Reply Me SMS - Agar phol kushbu lanay ka liya

Posted: 27 Dec 2011 10:56 PM PST

Agar phol kushbu lanay ka liya tora jata ha

to

dil kes liya tora jata ha

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Urdu Love SMS - Chand ne kaha Q usko Yaad krte ho

Posted: 27 Dec 2011 10:55 PM PST

Chand ne kaha Q usko Yaad krte ho,
Jo tujhe jawab nhi deta?

Maine chand ko muskura kr kaha.

Agr kabi tu nhi chamkta to kya tera aasman tujhe chor deta hai?....Read More SMS/Jokes

Student SMS Jokes - Miss kia ap murghi hain?

Posted: 27 Dec 2011 10:53 PM PST

Student. Miss kia ap murghi hain?

Miss. Kia bakwas hy main tumhy murghi nazar ati hu.

Student. To miss phr aap mairy hr test main anda q deti hain .....Read More SMS/Jokes

Urdu Love SMS - Kisi Lamhe Kisi Bhi Pal

Posted: 27 Dec 2011 10:53 PM PST

Kisi Lamhe Kisi Bhi Pal

Koi Poche Agr Aye Dil !

K Kis Ka Naam Chahat Hai

K Kia Cheez Muhabat Hai

To Us Dam Us Se Ye Kehna...

Ksi Ko Sochty Rehna

Ksi Ko Khojtay Rehna

Wo Jis Ko Pa Nhi Sakty

Magr Kho Bhi Nhi Sakty

Ksi K Hona Bhi Chahain

Ksi K Ho Nhi Sakty

Koi Aesa Agr Hai To Ye Smjho K


Wohi Hai WO...

K Jis Se Piyar Krty Ho

K Jis Pe Jeetay Martay Ho

K Is Ka Naam Chahat Hai


HAAN !

Yehi Jazba Muhabat Hai......Read More SMS/Jokes

Dua / Prayers SMS - Muskurahaton se bhari ho zindagi

Posted: 27 Dec 2011 10:52 PM PST

Muskurahaton se bhari ho zindagi.

chahaton se bhara ho har pal.

daman bhi chota lagne lage.

itni khushyan day aapko har aane wala kal. "AAMEEN"....Read More SMS/Jokes

Urdu Text Insults - Lux &amp; Rexona are lovers

Posted: 27 Dec 2011 10:52 PM PST

A Love Story

Lux & Rexona r lovers,lived in Safeguard 2000 apartment in Dettol street,
Lux's dad Capri & mama Palmolive fixed his marriage with Opal But Rexona's dad Lifebuoy & mama Camay decided Lux & Rexona's marriage in Dove registrar office.
Rexona's uncle Rin & aunty Pears signed as witness.
1 year later Rexona gave birth 2 twins
they named them Johnson & Johnson
Moral
Maine app koo saray soaps k naam yaad karwa diye hain,ab tu mou dho le yar..!....Read More SMS/Jokes

Current Affairs SMS - Bay Basi ki Chadar orh kay

Posted: 27 Dec 2011 10:52 PM PST

So ja tu bay basi ki chadar orh kay, AAFIA


Ab na aye ga koe
MUHAMMAD
BIN QASIM
bchanay tujh ko........Read More SMS/Jokes

Urdu Love SMS - Hamara Haq Tu Nahi Hai Phir Bhi

Posted: 27 Dec 2011 10:51 PM PST

Hamara Haq Tu Nahi Hai Phir Bhi Yeh Tum Se Kehty Hain .
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Hamari ZINDAGI Tum Le Lo Magar Udas Mat raha karo......Read More SMS/Jokes

Urdu Love SMS - Meri Ankhon Mein Daikh

Posted: 27 Dec 2011 10:50 PM PST

"Meri Ankhon Mein Daikh
Aa K Husraton K Nakoosh "wasi"

"Khawab0n Main Bhi Terey Milney K¡ Faryad Kartey Ha¡n,."....Read More SMS/Jokes

Current Affairs SMS - Pallat Babu tera dheyaan kidher he

Posted: 24 Dec 2011 03:57 PM PST

/)/) Pallatttt
=(';')= O Babu...
,,,(")("),,,,

Pallat Babu tera dheyaan kidher he?
Manzil udher he apna Imran jidher he

Jalta reha Karachi kiski lagai aag me?
Ai jub foj kesay choohay lagay thay bhagne
Kese bachen ge unse kya tujhko fikar he?
Manzil udher he apna Imran jidher he

Qurbani ki khal chheenay, fitra zakat khaye
Bhata chanda le k laashen kon giraaye?
Aulad k future pe kiya teri nazar he?
Manzil udher he apna Imran jidher he

Future Badalna Hay?

To Ajao Imran Khan k Jalsay me... Hum To Chalay

/)) /))
(,' ) (,' )
, (,)=(,)o,,


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Friday, December 23, 2011

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Cool Jokes - SMS SMS SMS

Posted: 22 Dec 2011 03:40 PM PST

SMS

SMS

SMS

SMS

SMS

SMS

Bus ab khush?
Phir na kehan k me sms nahi kerta!....Read More SMS/Jokes

Sardar Ji SMS - 1 sardar bus main bethaus k sa

Posted: 22 Dec 2011 03:35 PM PST

1 sardar bus main betha



us k samnay 1 molvi beth gia



sardar dar gia or bola "molana saab tusi dum darood walay oo yha bumb barood walay?"

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Decent SMS Jokes - ...To Apply Lipstick Is Girls Duty ,

Posted: 22 Dec 2011 03:34 PM PST

...To Apply Lipstick Is Girls Duty ,



To Spoil That Passionately Is Boys Duty ... (^_-)....Read More SMS/Jokes

Cool Jokes - Shiri Rehman Farmati hayZardari hazi

Posted: 22 Dec 2011 03:33 PM PST

Shiri Rehman Farmati hay

Zardari hazir hay jooty ki saza panay ko

wah wah

Zardari hazir hay jooty ki saza panay ko

liken koi jutey say na mare mere dewane ko.
....Read More SMS/Jokes

Cool Jokes - Naa dekh asmaan ko itni hasrat se…Dost

Posted: 22 Dec 2011 03:33 PM PST

Naa dekh asmaan ko itni hasrat se
…Dost…

Kisi parinday ne moo pe potti kr di to saari hasrat nikal jaye gi…!
....Read More SMS/Jokes

Sad Poetry SMS - KUCH TO HY TU BADAL GYA HY!.Wo Teri

Posted: 22 Dec 2011 03:33 PM PST

KUCH TO HY TU BADAL GYA HY!
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Wo Teri Ankhon K Khawb Sary Wo
Baten Sari Hisab Sary Sawal Sary
Jawab Sary
Wo khushain Sari
Azab Sary
Nasha Tha Jo Wo Utar Giya Hai,
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KUCH TO HAI TU BADAL GYA HAI!
Jo Tery Milny Ki Arzo Thi
Jo Tujko Pany Ki Justju Thi
Hui jo chahat abi shuro thi
Jo Teri Ankhon Main Roshni Thi
Jo Teri Baton Ki Rangini Thi
Jo Teri Sanson Ki Tazgi Thi
Jo Tery Lehjy Main Chashni Thi
Wo Sara Meetha Pighal Gaya Hai
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KUCH TO HY TU BDAL GYA HY".03127710082....Read More SMS/Jokes

Sad Poetry SMS - Aaj Mujhe Use Yaad Kar Lene Do,Uski

Posted: 22 Dec 2011 03:32 PM PST

Aaj Mujhe Use Yaad Kar Lene Do,

Uski Khushi K Liye Dilse Fariyad Kar Lene Do,

Kardi Hai Usne Barbad Zindagi

Jitni Bachi Hai Use Bhi 'BARBAD' Kar Lene Do 03127710082....Read More SMS/Jokes

Sad Poetry SMS - Ujde Dil Ko Basane Ke Liye Aa,Palbhar

Posted: 22 Dec 2011 03:32 PM PST

Ujde Dil Ko Basane Ke Liye Aa,
Palbhar Aankh Milane Ke Liye Aa,
Aa Dekh Nazdik Se Mere Jalne Ka Tamasha,
Kab Tujhe Kaha Ke Aag Bujhane Ke Liye Aa....Read More SMS/Jokes

Sad Poetry SMS - Kissi Ki Ankh Se Sapney Chura Ker Kuch N

Posted: 22 Dec 2011 03:32 PM PST

Kissi Ki Ankh Se Sapney Chura Ker Kuch Nahi Milta

Mandeiron Se Chiraaghon Ko Bhuja Ker Kuch Nahi Milta



Koi Ik Adha Sapna Ho Tou Ho , Acha Bhi Lagta Hai

Hazaron Khawb Ankhon Mein Saja Ker Kuch Nahi Milta



Sakoon Unko Nahi Milta Kabhi Pardes Bhi Ker

Jinhen Apne Watan Se Dil Laga Ker Kuch Nahi Milta



Issay Kehna Ke Palkon Per Na Tanke Khawbon Ke Jhalar

Samandar Ke Kinare Ghar Bana Ker Kuch Nahi Milta



Yeh Acha Hai Ke Apas Ke Bharam Na Tootne Payen

Kabhi Kabhi Doston Ko Azma Ker Kuch Nahi Milta



Mujhe Aksar Sitaron Se Yehi Awaaz Aati Hai

Kissi Ke Hijr Mein Neendein Ga'nwa Ker Kuch Nahi

Milta



Jigar Ho Jayega Chalni Yeh Ankhein Khoon Royengi

Wasi Be Faiz Logon Se Nibha Ker Kuch Nahi Milta....Read More SMS/Jokes

Urdu Funny SMS - Life main ek baat hameshan yaad rakhna

Posted: 16 Dec 2011 09:27 PM PST

Life main ek baat hameshan yaad rakhna
Life main ek baat hameshan yaad rakhna
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cream biscuit main cream hoti hai

lekin
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tiger biscuit main tiger nahi hota...
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Cool Jokes - one day bf and gf were going dating sud

Posted: 16 Dec 2011 07:15 PM PST

one day bf and gf were going dating sudenally gf asked
girl:darling how many time you cut your mustachs
boy:40 times
girl:are you mad
boy:no i am slailoon.
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Riddle & Puzzle SMS - 1- Qasai boht dair me aya 2- saba amir

Posted: 15 Dec 2011 01:36 AM PST

1- Qasai boht dair me aya
2- saba amir ki behn h
3- ye pajama naya h?
4- shahana aram kr rhi hogi
5- meri ammi kay lambe baal hn
6- Anam rude larki h

Answer if u'r Genius...........Read More SMS/Jokes

Pathan Jokes - Pathan na apna bacha ka naam america rak

Posted: 11 Dec 2011 05:13 PM PST

Pathan na apna bacha ka naam america rakh lea . Logo na pocha aap ka dushman ha america aap na apne bache ka naam america rakh lea . Pathan : na kaha hum dunya ko batana chahta ha ka pathan america ka baap ha .

Aur Aes tarah jang shoro ho ge.

America : Hum Chand per jakr jahaz banyge . Pathan : hum soraj pr ja kr naswar banayga . America : Tum jal jaega. Pathan : Hum Pagal nhe hum raat ko jayga.

HAHAHAHAHAHAH.
Thanks
Imran
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Islamic SMS - 10 Moharram k din Insan ki her DUA,TOBA

Posted: 09 Dec 2011 05:30 PM PST

10 Moharram k din Insan ki her DUA,TOBA Qubool hogi,Q k iss din Hazrat Aadam (A.S) ki Tauba Qubool hui thi Hazrat Moosa (A.S) ki Dua Qubool hui thi Hazrat Eessa (A.S) Asmän per Utha liye gaey they, Hazrat Younis (A.S) Machhli k pait se Nikäley gaey the,
Hazrat Muhammad Mustafa (Sallallaho Alaihe Wasallam)ko Nabuwat isi din mili Isliye is din Allah se apne Gunaho ki muafi Mangen or jo Dua Mange mujhe b plz shamil krlen Allah Taala Qubul Farmaega
INSHAALLAH....Read More SMS/Jokes

Urdu Poetry SMS - Kashmir Ki Vadiyon Mein, Barfilee Hawao

Posted: 09 Dec 2011 04:43 PM PST

Kashmir Ki Vadiyon Mein,
Barfilee Hawaon Mein,
Neele Gagan Ke Neeche
Jheel Ke Kinarey

Gehri Soch Mein Baithe

Ranjhe Ko Heer Ne Kya Kaha…
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Stupid!!!!!
Hero Matt Bano
Sweater Pahan Le………….
Thand Ho Rahi Hai.

Happy Winter....Read More SMS/Jokes

Urdu Poetry SMS - Toot Kar Chahne Wale Aaj B Tuje Chahte H

Posted: 09 Dec 2011 04:42 PM PST

Toot Kar Chahne Wale Aaj B Tuje Chahte Han..
"Aye dost"

Ye Or Bat He Tuje Ahsas na Kal Tha Na Aaj Hai......Read More SMS/Jokes

Boys vs Girls SMS - Train Mei 3 Girls Bethi Thin Ek la

Posted: 08 Dec 2011 03:00 AM PST


Train Mei 3 Girls Bethi Thin

Ek larka unse bola: Apka Naam?

1st: Pinki Behen

2nd: Sara Behen

3rd: Nadia Behen

Girls: Aur Aapka Naam?

Larka: Pappu Behen ,,,,!....Read More SMS/Jokes

Boys vs Girls SMS - Boy: Teri Judai me, Nend urti ha, Jan ja

Posted: 08 Dec 2011 02:58 AM PST

Boy: Teri Judai me, Nend urti ha, Jan jati ha, chen khota ha, Dil rota ha...!

Girl: Check krwale Beta Dengi Virus b aesa hi hota hy ,,,,!....Read More SMS/Jokes

Broken Heart SMS - pal bhar mein toot jaye wo kasam nahi,

Posted: 06 Dec 2011 08:29 PM PST

pal bhar mein toot jaye wo kasam nahi,
dosti ko bhool jaye wo hum nahi,
tum bewafa bano is baat mein dam nahi,
kyunke hamari bhi wafa kuch kam nahi.......
....Read More SMS/Jokes

Punjabi Funny SMS - Ek kanjr tha wo sms parh tha . . . .

Posted: 05 Dec 2011 11:58 AM PST

Ek kanjr tha wo sms parh tha
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Use pta tha k sender ne use kanjr kha ha
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Wo phir b sms parh rha tha
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.Kiya krta



kanjr jo tha.Don't mind kanjr hahaha ha....Read More SMS/Jokes

Islamic SMS - Ek masjid k derwaze per ik khobsurut jum

Posted: 05 Dec 2011 11:47 AM PST

Ek masjid k derwaze per ik khobsurut jumla likha hua tha.

"Allaha" k pass ap ke dua suneny k liye bohat waqt ha kiya ap k pass dua krne k liye waqt ha.....Read More SMS/Jokes

Punjabi Funny SMS - Meri apse guzarish ha k ap muj ko good m

Posted: 05 Dec 2011 11:38 AM PST

Meri apse guzarish ha k ap muj ko good morning wale sms ne send kiya krna
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.Sms ke bajiye halwa puri snd kr diya krna....Read More SMS/Jokes

Broken Heart SMS - hansna hamara kisi ko gawara nahi hota,

Posted: 04 Dec 2011 09:08 PM PST

hansna hamara kisi ko gawara nahi hota,
har musafir zindagi ka sahara nahi hota,
miltay hain bohat se log is tanha zindagi mein,
par har koi tum sa pyara nahi hota.......
....Read More SMS/Jokes

Broken Heart SMS - jab yaar yaar se juda hota hai, to dil

Posted: 04 Dec 2011 09:06 PM PST

jab yaar yaar se juda hota hai,
to dil khoon ke aansoon rota hai,
bedard zamana kia janney,
is pyar mein kia kia hota hai........
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Broken Heart SMS - a hasil-e-khulos bata kia jawab doon, d

Posted: 04 Dec 2011 09:04 PM PST

a hasil-e-khulos bata kia jawab doon,
duniya ye poochti hai mein kion udaas hoon.............Read More SMS/Jokes

Broken Heart SMS - vadey pe wo mere aitabar nai kartey, hu

Posted: 04 Dec 2011 09:00 PM PST

vadey pe wo mere aitabar nai kartey,
hum zikre mohabat sarre bazar nahi karte,
darta hai dil unki ruswai se,
or wo sochte hain k hum unse pyar nahi karte.........
....Read More SMS/Jokes

Broken Heart SMS - rutho mat humein bhulana nai ata, door

Posted: 04 Dec 2011 08:56 PM PST

rutho mat humein bhulana nai ata,
door mat jana humein bhulana nai ata,
tum bhool jao tmhari marzi hum kya karien,
humein to bhulana bhi nai ata.......
....Read More SMS/Jokes

Broken Heart SMS - tab milna jab tumko humse tumko pyar ho,

Posted: 04 Dec 2011 08:53 PM PST

tab milna jab tumko humse tumko pyar ho,
mere muhabat ka jab tum ko aytabar ho,
dharkane rukte hain,jab tmharesham-o-seher dil bhi mujh se milne ko be karar ho........
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Broken Heart SMS - bewafaon se bhi pyar hota hai, arey kuc

Posted: 04 Dec 2011 08:50 PM PST

bewafaon se bhi pyar hota hai,
arey kuch bhi ho yaar to yaar hota hai,
hum bewafa the is liye nazron se gir gaye,
or shayad tmhe talash kisi bewafa ki thi.............Read More SMS/Jokes

Boys vs Girls SMS - "2 lovers in K.F.C" Larka: kia khao gi

Posted: 03 Dec 2011 05:42 PM PST

"2 lovers in K.F.C"
Larka:
kia khao gi sweet heart?
larki:
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"naan tikki" mangva lo.
moral:aur phassao government school ki bachiyaan..............Read More SMS/Jokes

Sad Poetry SMS - Khush kismat hai wo shaks jis k lye koi

Posted: 03 Dec 2011 05:01 PM PST

Khush kismat hai wo shaks jis k lye koi roi

OR

Bad kismat hai wo shaks jis k lye koi roee!! 03133388085....Read More SMS/Jokes

Cool Jokes - Shiri Rehman Farmati hay Zardari hazi

Posted: 01 Dec 2011 02:47 PM PST

Shiri Rehman Farmati hay

Zardari hazir hay jooty ki saza panay ko

wah wah

Zardari hazir hay jooty ki saza panay ko

liken koi jutey say na mare mere dewane ko.
....Read More SMS/Jokes

Cool Jokes - Shiri Rehman Farmati hay Zardari hazi

Posted: 01 Dec 2011 02:46 PM PST

Shiri Rehman Farmati hay

Zardari hazir hay jooty ki saza panay ko

wah wah

Zardari hazir hay jooty ki saza panay ko

liken koi jutey say na mare mere dewane ko.
....Read More SMS/Jokes

Broken Heart SMS - humne chaha bohat par izhar kar na sakey

Posted: 01 Dec 2011 12:00 AM PST

humne chaha bohat par izhar kar na sakey,
kat gai umar par pyar kar na sakey,
usne mangi to humse judai mangi,
or hum the k inkar kar na sakey.
(BROKEN HEART)....Read More SMS/Jokes

Broken Heart SMS - hum jin ke liye kal kafar baney the asif

Posted: 30 Nov 2011 11:22 PM PST

hum jin ke liye kal kafar baney the asif mir aj wo kisi aur k liye muslman ban gaya hai....Read More SMS/Jokes

Broken Heart SMS - i love walking in rain because no one kn

Posted: 30 Nov 2011 11:20 PM PST

i love walking in rain because no one knows that i am crying...............Read More SMS/Jokes

Cool Jokes - Girl: Are you free..?? Lets hang out ton

Posted: 30 Nov 2011 07:14 PM PST

Girl: Are you free..?? Lets hang out tonight..

Boy: I can't.. I m hanging out with someone else..

Girl: Who..??
...
Boy: The most beautiful, special, amazing girl in the world?

Girl: Oh...Gud bye !!!

(5 minutes later the doorbell rings)
Girl: Why are u here?

Boy: I already told you, i was coming over.. :) :) ?....Read More SMS/Jokes

Cool Jokes - Khushnaseeb hain aap Jo Ham aap ko it

Posted: 30 Nov 2011 07:09 PM PST

Khushnaseeb hain aap

Jo Ham aap ko itni shiddat say chahtay hain

Warna Hum wo hain Jin k Khawab main bhi log
"Appointment" lay kar aatay hain
....Read More SMS/Jokes

Cool Jokes - Khushnaseeb hain aap Jo Ham aap ko it

Posted: 30 Nov 2011 07:08 PM PST

Khushnaseeb hain aap

Jo Ham aap ko itni shiddat say chahtay hain

Warna Hum wo hain Jin k Khawab main bhi log
"Appointment" lay kar aatay hain
....Read More SMS/Jokes

Cool Jokes - Khushnaseeb hain aap Jo Ham aap ko it

Posted: 30 Nov 2011 07:07 PM PST

Khushnaseeb hain aap

Jo Ham aap ko itni shiddat say chahtay hain

Warna Hum wo hain Jin k Khawab main bhi log
"Appointment" lay kar aatay hain
....Read More SMS/Jokes

Islamic SMS - Ye Keh Ker Farishto'n Se JANNAT Mein C

Posted: 30 Nov 2011 06:05 PM PST

Ye Keh Ker Farishto'n Se
JANNAT Mein Chala Jao'n Ga

HUSSAIN (r.a) k Qadmo'n k
Nishaan Dhoond Raha Hoon

~ Allama Iqbal ~....Read More SMS/Jokes

Islamic SMS - Marr Ja Furaat Apne Hi Paani Mein Doob

Posted: 30 Nov 2011 06:04 PM PST

Marr Ja Furaat Apne Hi Paani
Mein Doob Ker ...

Pyasa Chala Gaya Hy Tere
Paas Se HUSSAIN .......Read More SMS/Jokes

Islamic SMS - Afzal hy kul jahan se ghrana HUSSA

Posted: 30 Nov 2011 05:49 PM PST

Afzal hy kul
jahan se
ghrana
HUSSAIN ka

Nabion ka tajdar hy Nana HUSSAIN ka

1 pal ki thi bas hakomat yazeed ki

Sadian HUSSAIN ki hain zmana HUSSAIN ka.....Read More SMS/Jokes

Islamic SMS - Wo Jis Ne Apne Nana Ka Wada Wafa Ker D

Posted: 30 Nov 2011 05:40 PM PST

Wo Jis Ne Apne Nana
Ka Wada Wafa Ker Dia

Ghar Ka Ghar
Supard-e-Allah Ker Dia

Nosh Ker Lia Jis Ne
Shahadat Ka Jaam

Us Hussain Ibn e Ali
Par Lakho'n Salam .......Read More SMS/Jokes

Islamic SMS - Anjam-e-Wafa Kia Hy Socha Nahi Kerty

Posted: 30 Nov 2011 05:35 PM PST

Anjam-e-Wafa Kia Hy
Socha Nahi Kerty

Momin Kabhi Halaat Se
Sauda Nahi Kerty

Ye Rasm Sikhai Hy
Hussain Ibn e Ali Ne

Sarr Sajde Mein Ho Tou
Teero'n Ki Parwah Nahi Kerty....Read More SMS/Jokes

Islamic SMS - Yazeed Se Pucho k Tera Raaj Kahan Hy ?

Posted: 30 Nov 2011 05:32 PM PST

Yazeed Se Pucho k
Tera Raaj Kahan Hy ?

Wo Khoon Se Aaluda
Tera Taj Kahan Hy ?

Zinda Hy Hussain
Hamesha Hi Rahe Ga !

Yazeed La'anat k Siwa
Teri Yaad Aaj Kahan Hy ?....Read More SMS/Jokes

Islamic SMS - Marefat Unkao milti hy, Jinki Akido'n m

Posted: 30 Nov 2011 05:29 PM PST

Marefat Unkao milti hy,
Jinki Akido'n me YAKEEN hota hy

Dikhawe se kuch nahi hota
Pairwi-e-Ahlebayt se Parwaz-e-Jannat hota hy....Read More SMS/Jokes

Islamic SMS - Kareeb AHLEBAYT k Aao toh koi Baat bane

Posted: 30 Nov 2011 05:29 PM PST

Kareeb AHLEBAYT k Aao toh koi Baat bane
Imaan phir se Jaga'o toh koi baat bane

Lahoo jo Beh gaya Sahie-e-KARBALA ka
Unke MAQSAD ko samjho toh koi baat bane....Read More SMS/Jokes

Islamic SMS - *. .Dekh mander se apni Masjid ko, Sa

Posted: 30 Nov 2011 05:28 PM PST

*. .Dekh mander se apni Masjid ko,

Sab jama'at ne hath ba'ndhen hain,

Jisne ZAINAB A.s k haath ba'ndhen thay,

Us k Qudrat ne hath ba'ndhen hain. .*....Read More SMS/Jokes

Islamic SMS - *. . .Ek din hamare ansoo hum se pooch b

Posted: 30 Nov 2011 05:28 PM PST

*. . .Ek din hamare ansoo hum se pooch bethe,

"Humain roz roz kyun bulate ho?"

hum ne kaha "Hum naam-e-Hussain lete hain,

Tum khud hi chale aate ho. . .*....Read More SMS/Jokes