Saturday, December 31, 2011

RSS Feed of Funny SMS

RSS Feed of Funny SMS


New Year SMS - Receive my simple gift of LOVE

Posted: 30 Dec 2011 06:59 PM PST

HAPPY NEW YEAR
Receive my simple gift of LOVE
Wrapped with SINCERITY
Tied with CARE &
Sealed with BLESSINGS
2 Keep u HAPPY & SAFE all the life long.
HAPPY NEW YEAR........Read More SMS/Jokes

New Year SMS - Hope this 2012 bring Happiness for you

Posted: 30 Dec 2011 06:58 PM PST

Memorable moment r celebrated together,
U r my best friend for now & forever,
Make me Miss U even more this New Year,
Hope this 2012 bring Happiness for you Dear.....Read More SMS/Jokes

New Year SMS - ONE GLASS WATER

Posted: 30 Dec 2011 06:58 PM PST

ONE GLASS WATER,
ONE GLASS BEER,
OH MY DEAR,
"HAPPY NEW YEAR" :-)....Read More SMS/Jokes

New Year SMS - Remember the laughter

Posted: 30 Dec 2011 06:57 PM PST

Remember the laughter,
the joy,
the hard work,
and the tears.

And as you reflect on the past year,
also think of the new one to come.

Because most importantly,
this is a time of new beginnings
and the celebration of life."....Read More SMS/Jokes

New Year SMS - New Year begins

Posted: 30 Dec 2011 06:56 PM PST

New Year begins,
let us pray that
it will be a year with New Peace,
New Happiness
and abundance of new friends,
God bless you
through out the New Year.....Read More SMS/Jokes

New Year SMS - In The Universal Bank of God

Posted: 30 Dec 2011 06:55 PM PST

In The Universal Bank of God
God stores his blessings
&
deposited 365 days full of love,
faith & happiness for you,
So,Enjoy spending..
Happy New Year.....Read More SMS/Jokes

New Year SMS - My Wishes in 2012

Posted: 30 Dec 2011 06:54 PM PST

My Wishes in 2012
God gives You..
12 Month of Happiness,
52 Weeks of Fun,
365 Days Success,
8760 Hours Good Health,
52600 Minutes Good Luck,
3153600 Seconds of Joy..and that's all! "....Read More SMS/Jokes

New Year SMS - For last year's words belong to last year

Posted: 30 Dec 2011 06:53 PM PST

For last year's words belong to last year's language
And next year's words await another voice.
And to make an end is to make a beginning.
Happy New Year 2012....Read More SMS/Jokes

New Year SMS - May each day of the coming year

Posted: 30 Dec 2011 06:53 PM PST

May each day of the coming year
be vibrant and new
bringing along
many reasons for celebrations.....Read More SMS/Jokes

New Year SMS - Before the golden sun sets

Posted: 30 Dec 2011 06:52 PM PST

Before the golden sun sets,
2011's calender is destroyed,
And mobile networks get jammed,
I wish in 2012 every moment is enjoyed.....Read More SMS/Jokes

New Year SMS - First chapter is New Year's Day

Posted: 30 Dec 2011 06:51 PM PST

We will open the new book.
Its pages are blank.
We are going to put words on them ourselves.
The book is called Opportunity
and
its first chapter is New Year's Day.....Read More SMS/Jokes

New Year SMS - HAPPY NEW YEAR 2012

Posted: 30 Dec 2011 06:51 PM PST

I wish U to have a
Sweetest Sunday,
Marvelous Monday,
Tasty Tuesday,
Wonderful Wednesday,
Thankful Thursday,
Friendly Friday,
Successful Saturday.
Have a great Year.
HAPPY NEW YEAR....Read More SMS/Jokes

New Year SMS - RENEWAL OF FRIENDSHIP CONTRACT 2012

Posted: 30 Dec 2011 06:49 PM PST

RENEWAL OF FRIENDSHIP CONTRACT 2012
After serious and cautious consideration,
your contract has been renewed for the Year 2012.
So, try to be more LOVING and CARING next year.
Take care of Me and Miss me.
Because, It's impossible to find a FRIEND
Who is
95% ideal
96% smart
97% kind
98% true
99% Talented
and
100% lovable
So,
Don't lose WHOM U NEVER WANT TO LOSE.
Wish you a Very Happy New Year....Read More SMS/Jokes

New Year SMS - HAPPY NEW YEAR 2012

Posted: 30 Dec 2011 06:48 PM PST

With all the Rose's Perfume
& with all the lights in the world
& with all the children Smiles...
I Wish U that your all dreams comes True..
*HAPPY NEW YEAR 2012*....Read More SMS/Jokes

Islamic SMS - Ehtaram E Juma

Posted: 30 Dec 2011 06:48 PM PST

Musalmano

JUMA ka Ehtaram karo
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Taki
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Tumhara Ehtaram kiya jaye.

JUMA MUBARAK....Read More SMS/Jokes

New Year SMS - Last Day of Year 2011

Posted: 30 Dec 2011 06:47 PM PST

As you know that
2days d last day
Of d year 2011
I wanna thank d
Special ppl, who
Touched my life
With their
Concern & made
My life more
Meaningful,
U r 1 of them,
Thanq 4 your
Contribution 2 my life
May almighty
ALLAH
Continue 2 give you
Abundant
Blessing &
Happiness in d
Coming years
Too

Aamin....Read More SMS/Jokes

New Year SMS - Best of luck for 2012

Posted: 30 Dec 2011 06:46 PM PST

This is last evening of 2011
Last sun of 2011
Has spread its shine
On earth,
Feel remaining
Moments of last day,
Scatter happiness
Best of luck for 2012....Read More SMS/Jokes

New Year SMS - There have been many time in 2011

Posted: 30 Dec 2011 06:46 PM PST

There have been many time in 2011
when I may disturbed you
troubled u
irritated u
bugged u
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today I just wanna tell you

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I plan to continue it in 2012.....Read More SMS/Jokes

English Funny SMS - When your listening to a sad song and c

Posted: 28 Dec 2011 05:26 AM PST

When your listening to a sad song and
can not decide
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Konsi wali k bare me sochoon.....Read More SMS/Jokes

Adult SMS Jokes - Wapda walon ki ma ki.... . . . . .

Posted: 28 Dec 2011 05:24 AM PST

Wapda walon ki ma ki....
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Azmat ko salam.


(") Asslam o
<(()> Alaikum
-/ \ Anti G
Eday haramday bachay
bachay nay.....Read More SMS/Jokes

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