Wednesday, December 28, 2011

RSS Feed of Funny SMS

RSS Feed of Funny SMS

English Love SMS - Happy New Year

Posted: 27 Dec 2011 11:15 PM PST

DOSTO naya sall end ho raha hai
Naya sall aye ga
Es old year ko sb bhool jaein gay
Pr es sall mein mein ny ap k sath
kuch bhi
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i mean
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mera matlab hai
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kuch bhi
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enjoy nahi keya
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kuto,kamino.
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hahaaa Happy New Year....Read More SMS/Jokes

Urdu Poetry SMS - Dil mera har lamha jise paane ki dua karta hai

Posted: 27 Dec 2011 10:58 PM PST

Dil mera har lamha jise paane ki dua karta hai,

Misl-e- Khushbu meri saanson main basa karta hai,

Us ke lehjay se gulaabon ki mehek aati hai,

Baat karta hai to waqt ruka karta hai,

sochta hoon ke ik baar bewafaai karon uss se...

Main bhi to dekhoon ke woh kesi wafa karta ha. . . .....Read More SMS/Jokes

Urdu Love SMS - Jal jaty hain khamoshi se,tarpa nhi krty

Posted: 27 Dec 2011 10:58 PM PST

Jal jaty hain khamoshi se,tarpa nhi krty

hum ehl-e-wafa aisa tamasha nhi krty

chaha hai tujh ko,to koi baat thi warna

hum log to apni b tamnna nhi krty.....Read More SMS/Jokes

Mother's Day SMS - Mene maa k hathon me ek siyah til daikha

Posted: 27 Dec 2011 10:58 PM PST

Mene maa k hathon me ek siyah til daikha
Or maa 'se kaha

ye Daulat ka til hay
maa ne apne dono haathon me mera chehra thama or kaha
han.
dekho mere dono haathon me kitni daulat hay.

Love ur "Mother", and takecare of ur "parents'

"ALLAH hamari maa ko hamesha khush rakhey.
Aameen.....Read More SMS/Jokes

Reply Me SMS - Agar phol kushbu lanay ka liya

Posted: 27 Dec 2011 10:56 PM PST

Agar phol kushbu lanay ka liya tora jata ha

to

dil kes liya tora jata ha

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Urdu Love SMS - Chand ne kaha Q usko Yaad krte ho

Posted: 27 Dec 2011 10:55 PM PST

Chand ne kaha Q usko Yaad krte ho,
Jo tujhe jawab nhi deta?

Maine chand ko muskura kr kaha.

Agr kabi tu nhi chamkta to kya tera aasman tujhe chor deta hai?....Read More SMS/Jokes

Student SMS Jokes - Miss kia ap murghi hain?

Posted: 27 Dec 2011 10:53 PM PST

Student. Miss kia ap murghi hain?

Miss. Kia bakwas hy main tumhy murghi nazar ati hu.

Student. To miss phr aap mairy hr test main anda q deti hain .....Read More SMS/Jokes

Urdu Love SMS - Kisi Lamhe Kisi Bhi Pal

Posted: 27 Dec 2011 10:53 PM PST

Kisi Lamhe Kisi Bhi Pal

Koi Poche Agr Aye Dil !

K Kis Ka Naam Chahat Hai

K Kia Cheez Muhabat Hai

To Us Dam Us Se Ye Kehna...

Ksi Ko Sochty Rehna

Ksi Ko Khojtay Rehna

Wo Jis Ko Pa Nhi Sakty

Magr Kho Bhi Nhi Sakty

Ksi K Hona Bhi Chahain

Ksi K Ho Nhi Sakty

Koi Aesa Agr Hai To Ye Smjho K


Wohi Hai WO...

K Jis Se Piyar Krty Ho

K Jis Pe Jeetay Martay Ho

K Is Ka Naam Chahat Hai


HAAN !

Yehi Jazba Muhabat Hai......Read More SMS/Jokes

Dua / Prayers SMS - Muskurahaton se bhari ho zindagi

Posted: 27 Dec 2011 10:52 PM PST

Muskurahaton se bhari ho zindagi.

chahaton se bhara ho har pal.

daman bhi chota lagne lage.

itni khushyan day aapko har aane wala kal. "AAMEEN"....Read More SMS/Jokes

Urdu Text Insults - Lux & Rexona are lovers

Posted: 27 Dec 2011 10:52 PM PST

A Love Story

Lux & Rexona r lovers,lived in Safeguard 2000 apartment in Dettol street,
Lux's dad Capri & mama Palmolive fixed his marriage with Opal But Rexona's dad Lifebuoy & mama Camay decided Lux & Rexona's marriage in Dove registrar office.
Rexona's uncle Rin & aunty Pears signed as witness.
1 year later Rexona gave birth 2 twins
they named them Johnson & Johnson
Moral
Maine app koo saray soaps k naam yaad karwa diye hain,ab tu mou dho le yar..!....Read More SMS/Jokes

Current Affairs SMS - Bay Basi ki Chadar orh kay

Posted: 27 Dec 2011 10:52 PM PST

So ja tu bay basi ki chadar orh kay, AAFIA


Ab na aye ga koe
MUHAMMAD
BIN QASIM
bchanay tujh ko........Read More SMS/Jokes

Urdu Love SMS - Hamara Haq Tu Nahi Hai Phir Bhi

Posted: 27 Dec 2011 10:51 PM PST

Hamara Haq Tu Nahi Hai Phir Bhi Yeh Tum Se Kehty Hain .
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Hamari ZINDAGI Tum Le Lo Magar Udas Mat raha karo......Read More SMS/Jokes

Urdu Love SMS - Meri Ankhon Mein Daikh

Posted: 27 Dec 2011 10:50 PM PST

"Meri Ankhon Mein Daikh
Aa K Husraton K Nakoosh "wasi"

"Khawab0n Main Bhi Terey Milney K¡ Faryad Kartey Ha¡n,."....Read More SMS/Jokes

Current Affairs SMS - Pallat Babu tera dheyaan kidher he

Posted: 24 Dec 2011 03:57 PM PST

/)/) Pallatttt
=(';')= O Babu...
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Pallat Babu tera dheyaan kidher he?
Manzil udher he apna Imran jidher he

Jalta reha Karachi kiski lagai aag me?
Ai jub foj kesay choohay lagay thay bhagne
Kese bachen ge unse kya tujhko fikar he?
Manzil udher he apna Imran jidher he

Qurbani ki khal chheenay, fitra zakat khaye
Bhata chanda le k laashen kon giraaye?
Aulad k future pe kiya teri nazar he?
Manzil udher he apna Imran jidher he

Future Badalna Hay?

To Ajao Imran Khan k Jalsay me... Hum To Chalay

/)) /))
(,' ) (,' )
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