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Urdu Funny SMS - Different Varieties Of Ammi Dr Ammi:

Posted: 29 Apr 2011 08:09 AM PDT

Different Varieties Of Ammi

Dr Ammi:
Ek Thappar Parega Theek Ho
Jao Ge

Aalsi Ammi:
Ek Baat Tumhe'n Kitni Baar Batani
Pare Gi

Dhamkane Wali Ammi :
Aane Do Papa Ko, Tumhari
Shikayat Karo'n gi

Purani Ammi:
Jab Main Tumhari Umar Ki Thi
Tou Ghar Ki Saari Zimeedari
Sambhalti Thi

Future Predict Ammi :
Mujhy Pata Tha Ye Tuute ga

Confused Ammi:
Main Insaan Hoon k Machine

Selfish Ammi:
Lunch Mein Parathe Tumhery Liye
Diye Thay Dosto'n k LIye


Shakki Ammi:
10 Me 10 Numbers:
Zarur Tum Ne Cheating Ki Hogi

Par In Sab k Baad Bhi BEST Hyn
Sab Ki Mummy . . . :)....Read More SMS/Jokes

English Love SMS - U Look At Her, She Looks At u? …NO…!

Posted: 28 Apr 2011 05:30 AM PDT

U Look At Her,
She Looks At u?

…NO…!

Love is When u Both Look At The World
Together And The World Says

"THEY LOOK NICE TOGETHER…".....Read More SMS/Jokes

Urdu Poetry SMS - Yeh mere khaboN ki duniya nahin sahi

Posted: 28 Apr 2011 05:15 AM PDT

Yeh mere khaboN ki duniya nahin sahi

lekin

ab aa gaya hooN to do din qyaam karta chaloon....Read More SMS/Jokes

Miscellaneous SMS - hamarepas dunia ki *2nd barri namak ki

Posted: 28 Apr 2011 05:07 AM PDT

hamarepas dunia ki
*2nd barri namak ki kaan
…*5th bari soney ki kaan
*5th barri koily ki kaan
*7th barri taamby ki kaan
PHIR BHI IMF SE BHEEK.????
*2nd barra dam
*3rd nuclear reactors
*5th barre driya
phir bhi her waqt light gum!
*6th barriarmy Read the rest of this entry »....Read More SMS/Jokes

Motivational Quotes - Do we live in a world we can touch? or

Posted: 28 Apr 2011 05:04 AM PDT

Do we live in a world we can touch?
or
Do we live in a world we create in our minds?

Think wide....Read More SMS/Jokes

Urdu Poetry SMS - Mohabbat ki tabiyyat mein Ye kaisa bach

Posted: 28 Apr 2011 05:03 AM PDT

Mohabbat ki tabiyyat mein
Ye kaisa bachpana kudrat ne rakha hai
Ke ye jitni purani jitni bhi mazboot ho jaye
…Ise taeed-e-taaza ki zarorat phir bhi rehti hai
Yaqeen ki aakhri hadon tak dilon mein lehlahati ho
Nigahon se tapakti ho,lahu mein jagmagati ho
Hazaron tarah ke dilkash, haseen haale banati ho
Ise izhaar ke lafzon ki hajat phir bhi rehti hai
Mohabbat maangti hai yun gawahi apne hone ki
Ke jaise,tafl sada shaam ko ik beej boye
Aur shab mein baarha uthe
Zameen ko khod kar dekhe ke poda ab kahan tak hai
Mohabbat ki tabiyyat mein ajab takrar ki khu hai
Ke ye iqrar ke lafzon ko sun'ne se nahi thakti
Bicharne ki ghari ho ya koi milne ki sa'at ho
Ise bus aik hi dhun hai
Kaho, mujhse mohabbat hai
Tumhein, mujh se mohabbat hai
Kaho, mujhse mohabbat hai*....Read More SMS/Jokes

Urdu Poetry SMS - Tanha Jiss Ko Chorr Ke Aaya Tha Jaaney W

Posted: 28 Apr 2011 05:02 AM PDT

Tanha Jiss Ko Chorr Ke Aaya Tha Jaaney Woh Kya Karti Ho Gi
Chup Chup Ke Woh Roti Ho Gi Aur Bhala Kya Karti Ho Gi
Pehley Pehel To Yaad Ne Ussey Khoob Sataya Ho Ga
…Neend Na Uss Ko Aati Hogi Aur Bhala Kya Karti Ho Gi
…Dil Ki Baat Karey Wog Kis Say, Kissey Haal Sunati Ho Gi
Baithi Ho Gi Gumsum Gumsum Aur Bhala Kya Karti Ho Gi
Zulfein Uss Ki Bikhri Hon Gi Chehra Bhi Murjhaya Sa Ho Ga
Thandi Aahein Bharti Ho Gi Aur Bhala Kya Karti Ho Gi
Mushkil Ho Ga Uss Ka Jeena Bhooli Ho Gi Khaana Peena
Aas Ki Maala Bunti Ho Gi Aur Bhala Kya Karti Ho Gi
Khat Jo Maira Aaya Ho Ga Dil Say Ussey Lagaya Ho Ga
Sab Say Chup Kar Parrti Ho Gi Aur Bhala Kya Karti Ho Gi
Jaldi Lot Kar Aaoon Ga Wada Yehi Kiya Tha Mainey……….. !....Read More SMS/Jokes

Urdu Poetry SMS - ,,,"Barish Ki In Bondon Ne Jab Dastk Di

Posted: 28 Apr 2011 03:51 AM PDT

,,,"Barish Ki In Bondon Ne Jab Dastk Di Drwaze Per",,,

,,,"Mehsoos Hua Tum Aaye Ho ANDAZ Tumhare Jesa Tha",,,

,,,"Hawa K Halke Jhonky Ne Jab Aahat Ki Tn Ehsas Hua Wo
LAMS Tuhmary Jesa Tha",,,

MAIN Tanha Chala Jab Barish Main
Ik Jhonky Ne Mera Sath
Diya",,,

,,,"Main Samjha Tum Ho Sath Mery
EHSAS Tumhary Jesa Tha",,,

,,,"Phir Ruk Hi Gai Wo Barish Bhi Aur
Rahi Na Baki Aahat Bhi",,,

,,,"Main Samjha Tum Mujhay Chhoor Gaye
ANDAZ
Tumhary Jesa Tha".......Read More SMS/Jokes

Urdu Poetry SMS - Misl-E-Sheesha Hain; Hamein Thaam K Rak

Posted: 28 Apr 2011 03:25 AM PDT

Misl-E-Sheesha Hain;
Hamein Thaam K Rakhna Mohsin!


Hum Tere Hath Se Chooty To Bikhar Jayen Ge.......Read More SMS/Jokes

Urdu Poetry SMS - **** Wassi **** Meri Aankhon Main Uta

Posted: 28 Apr 2011 03:24 AM PDT

**** Wassi ****

Meri Aankhon Main Utar Aao, Inhe Samundar Kr Do

Kuch Dair Hi Sahi Muhabat Ki Nzr Kr Do

Tot K Milo K Armaan Na Reh Jay Koi

Yun Muhabat K Her Lamhe Ko Amar Kr Do

Hum Pe Na Aay Koi Qayamat Sa Waqt

Bari Mushkil Hai Judai Isay Mukhtasir Kr Do

Jin K Nor Se Mil Jay Benai Humain Bhi

Apne Khawabon Ko Meri Aankhon Ki Nzr Kr Do

Dunia Ki Talab Nhi Mgr Ye Hasrat Hai Humari

Apni Bahon Main Lo, Dunia Se Bekhbr Kr Do.....Read More SMS/Jokes

Urdu Poetry SMS - *Wasi Shah* Gungunatey Hue Aanchal Ki H

Posted: 28 Apr 2011 03:18 AM PDT

*Wasi Shah*
Gungunatey Hue Aanchal Ki Hawa De Mujhko

Ungliyan Phair K Baalon Me Sula De Mujhko

Yaad Kr K Mujhe Takleef Hi Hoti Ho Gi

Aik Qissa Hun Purana Sa, Bhula De Mujhko

Doobte Doobte Aawaz Teri Sun Jaon

Aakhri Baar Tu Sahil Se Sada De Mujhko

Main Tere Hijr Me Chup Chap Na Mr Jaon Kahin

Main Hun Sakte Me, Kabhi Aa K Rula De Mujhko

Dekh Main Ho Gayi Bd Naam Kitabon Ki Trah

Meri Tash'heer Na Kr, Ab Tu Jala De Mujhko.......Read More SMS/Jokes

Urdu Funny SMS - Aik Admi Ki Wife Margai Dost Usko Chup

Posted: 28 Apr 2011 03:14 AM PDT

Aik Admi Ki Wife Margai
Dost Usko Chup Karane K
Bad-Tuje Kuch Chahiye?

Admi-Jaldi Laptop Le Aa

Dost-Q?

Admi -Facebook Pe Status Change Karke Single Krana Hai :P....Read More SMS/Jokes

Islamic SMS - Akele Ho? ALLAH Ko Yaad Karo. Paresh

Posted: 28 Apr 2011 03:14 AM PDT

Akele Ho?
ALLAH Ko Yaad Karo.
Pareshan Ho?
Durood Sharif Parho.
Udas Ho?
YA HAYYU YA QAYYOOM Parho.
Tention Men Ho?
YA RAHEEMU Parho.
Free Ho?
To Like Karo.....Read More SMS/Jokes

Islamic SMS - Q. Quran Ki Pehli Surah Kis Cheez Par Li

Posted: 28 Apr 2011 03:13 AM PDT

Q. Quran Ki Pehli Surah Kis Cheez Par Likhi Gayi?
A. Khajoor K Patton Par.

Q. Quran Main Kis Sahabi Ka Zikr Aya Hai?
A. Hazrat Zaid Bin Haris(R.A).

Q. Quran Main Sab Se Kam Hurf Konsa Hai?
A. Zoain.

Q. Kalma Tayyaba Main Kitne Nuqtey Hain?
A. Koi Nuqta Nahi Hai.

Q. Quran Main Lafz Allah Kitni Bar Aya Hai?
A. 6701 Baar.

Q. Konsi 2 Soorten Aik Sath Nazil Hoi?
A. Surah Falaq Surah Naas.

Q. Quran K Pehle Kaatib Kon Thy?
A. Hazrat Khalid Bin Saeed.....Read More SMS/Jokes

English Funny SMS - A Survey in America: 50% Teenagers;

Posted: 28 Apr 2011 03:10 AM PDT

A Survey in America:

50% Teenagers;
Live with Their Parents..=)
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Rest 50% Teenagers;
.
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.
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Are already PARENTS..=D =P....Read More SMS/Jokes

Broken Heart SMS - By A Broken Heart: If You See Me Wal

Posted: 28 Apr 2011 03:10 AM PDT

By A Broken Heart:

If You See Me Walking With Someone Else....
Its Not Because I Want To
Its Because You Weren't Brave Enough To Walk By Me.. !....Read More SMS/Jokes

Family SMS-Jokes - Pati- Aaj Khana Tumhari Maa Ne Banaya Ha

Posted: 26 Apr 2011 12:23 PM PDT

Pati- Aaj Khana Tumhari Maa Ne Banaya Hai Kya

Patni- Haa, Par Tumhe Kaise Pata Chala

Pati- Roz Khane Me Kale Baal Milte Hai, Aaj Safed Mile Hai....Read More SMS/Jokes

Santa Banta Jokes - Santa- Yaar Shaadi K Jode Koun Banata He

Posted: 26 Apr 2011 12:23 PM PDT

Santa- Yaar Shaadi K Jode Koun Banata He? Banta- Aasman Me Khuda Banate He, Santa-Yaar Galti Ho Gayi. Banta- Kya? Santa- Me To Tailor Ko De Aaya......Read More SMS/Jokes

Family SMS-Jokes - Patni (Pati se)- Tum to kehte the ki sha

Posted: 26 Apr 2011 12:20 PM PDT

Patni (Pati se)- Tum to kehte the ki shaadi ke bad b mujhe khub pyaar karoge..
Pati- Sorry yaar! Mujhe maalum nahi tha ki tumhari shaadi mujhse hogi....Read More SMS/Jokes

Silly Quotes SMS - Future genration, MAA ki aanchal me son

Posted: 26 Apr 2011 12:20 PM PDT

Future genration,
MAA ki aanchal me sone ka sukh nahi le payegi,
Qki JEANS pehenne wali
MAA aanchal kaha se layegi.....Read More SMS/Jokes

Dua / Prayers SMS - DUA KI APPEAL: Guzarish Ye Hai K M

Posted: 26 Apr 2011 12:20 PM PDT

DUA KI APPEAL:

Guzarish Ye Hai K

Maine Abhi Abhi
Ek 800gm ka Kharbooza Khareeda Hai

Aap Sab Dua Karen K
Woh Meetha Nikal Aaye.....Read More SMS/Jokes

Student SMS Jokes - Principal asked Me: Why r u late? all

Posted: 26 Apr 2011 12:19 PM PDT

Principal asked Me:
Why r u late?
all ur classmates came to d class on tym
I rplied:
"Jhund me to kutte aate hai. Lekin SHER hamesha akela aata hai....Read More SMS/Jokes

English Friendship SMS - Har saal Meri frndship k liye 4 lakh app

Posted: 26 Apr 2011 12:19 PM PDT

Har saal Meri frndship k liye 4 lakh applications aate hai
Lekin unme se sirf 20 hi select ho pate h
Dnt 4get
U r 1 of dem
Remembr
LIFE IS RACE....Read More SMS/Jokes

Student SMS Jokes - Teacher - table par 10 makhiya baithi ha

Posted: 26 Apr 2011 12:19 PM PDT

Teacher - table par 10 makhiya baithi hai, agar 1 ko mar diya to table par kitni makihya bachi?

student- 1 jise mara diya hai. baki to ud gayi....Read More SMS/Jokes

Santa Banta Jokes - Santa went to a museum where he broke a

Posted: 26 Apr 2011 12:18 PM PDT

Santa went to a museum where he broke a statue.
Officer: U have broken a 5000 years old statue.
Santa: Thank God, mujhe laga new hai......Read More SMS/Jokes

Boys vs Girls SMS - 1 Ladka phool Lekar Ladki k pas gaya. L

Posted: 26 Apr 2011 12:18 PM PDT

1 Ladka phool Lekar Ladki k pas gaya.
Ladki ne use KISS kar liya.
Wo GHABRA kar BHAGA to Ladki ne puchha- Kya hua?
Ladka- Guldasta lene ja rha hu.....Read More SMS/Jokes

Hindi Funny SMS - Mere Haath Ka Bana Cake Zara Chakhna

Posted: 26 Apr 2011 12:18 PM PDT

Mere Haath Ka Bana Cake Zara Chakhna

Wah Wah
Mere Haath Ka Bana Cake Zara Chakhna
GARNIER FRUCTIS.. Apna Khayaal Rakna....Read More SMS/Jokes

Hindi Funny SMS - Pita: Beta Apko School Jana Kaisa Laga?

Posted: 26 Apr 2011 12:18 PM PDT

Pita: Beta Apko School Jana Kaisa Laga? Beta: Schl Jna Achchha Laga Aur Schl Se Lautna Bhi Achchha Laga. Bas Beech Ka Samay Hi Achchha Nahi Lagta....Read More SMS/Jokes

Santa Banta Jokes - SANTA:-KYA LAYE HO.? BANTA:-MAIN TERE LI

Posted: 26 Apr 2011 12:17 PM PDT

SANTA:-KYA LAYE HO.? BANTA:-MAIN TERE LIYE RISHTA LAYA HUN. LADKI B.COM HAI. SANTA:-LADKI CHAHE KISI BHI COM KI HO BAS MERE JC PADHI LIKHI HONI CHAHI....Read More SMS/Jokes

Hindi Funny SMS - Kisi Mahaan Hasti Ne Kaha Hai: Aurat

Posted: 26 Apr 2011 12:17 PM PDT

Kisi Mahaan Hasti Ne Kaha Hai:

Aurat Ki Aadhi Zindagi Husband Ki Talash Me

Aur Baqi Aadhi Us Ki Talaashi Mei Guzar Jati Hai.....Read More SMS/Jokes

Silly Quotes SMS - Suvichar:- Life me kisi ko apne se chot

Posted: 26 Apr 2011 12:17 PM PDT

Suvichar:-
Life me kisi ko apne se chota na samjho.
Example-
ek choti C chiti apke pero ko kat sakti hai par
app uske pero ko nai kat sakte....Read More SMS/Jokes

Santa Banta Jokes - Santa Banta hosptl me ek doctor Se lar r

Posted: 26 Apr 2011 12:17 PM PDT

Santa Banta hosptl me ek doctor Se lar rahe the.
doctor:Kya hua?
Santa Banta:Doctr ne operation me orignal Chize nikal kar china ka dal diya.....Read More SMS/Jokes

Santa Banta Jokes - Santa:doctor ne kha tha k T.V cabel Se b

Posted: 26 Apr 2011 12:16 PM PDT

Santa:doctor ne kha tha k T.V cabel Se bache kharab hote hai aur parhai
Banta nhi krte,mene cabel katva diya
Batna: Good?
Santa: Ab humne dish TV laga liya....Read More SMS/Jokes

Family SMS-Jokes - 1 Lady Ki Aankh Kali Hui Thi Padosan- K

Posted: 26 Apr 2011 12:16 PM PDT

1 Lady Ki Aankh Kali Hui Thi
Padosan- Kya Hua?
Lady- Pati Ne Mara
Padosan- Tere Pati To Kaam Se Bahar Gaye Hue The
Lady- Mera Bhi Yahi Khayal tha....Read More SMS/Jokes

Santa Banta Jokes - Santa-Sir aap apni patni ko party me kyu

Posted: 26 Apr 2011 12:16 PM PDT

Santa-Sir aap apni patni ko party me kyun nahi le jate?
Boss-Bcoz vo gaon ki hai.
Santa-sorry,sir mujhe laga k vo sirf aapki hai....Read More SMS/Jokes

Santa Banta Jokes - Teachr: Ande Me Se Murgi Ka Bacha Kaise

Posted: 26 Apr 2011 12:16 PM PDT

Teachr: Ande Me Se Murgi Ka
Bacha Kaise Nikla?
Banta: pehle ye bataye ki wo usme ghuste kaise hai....Read More SMS/Jokes

Silly Quotes SMS - Ek chhoti si bacchi apne papa ke sath ja

Posted: 26 Apr 2011 01:05 AM PDT

Ek chhoti si bacchi apne papa ke sath ja rahi thi. 1 pul par paani bahut tezi se beh raha tha.
Papa- beta daro mat, mera hath pakad lo.

Bacchi- nahi papa aap mera hath pakad lo.

Papa(muskura kar bole)- dono me kya antar hai?

Bacchi- agar main aapka hath pakdu, or achank kuch ho jae, to shayad, main aapka hath chhod du, LEKIN agar aap mera hath pakdenge, to main janti hu ki chahe kuch bhi ho jaye, AAP MERA HATH KABHI NAHI CHHODENGE.

GREAT LOVE.

"Aaj bhi Bacche hath chhod dete hai Maa-baap nahi"
Love your.....papa & mumy.....Read More SMS/Jokes

Hindi Funny SMS - Jungle Me Cheeta Bidi Pine Wala Tha, 1 C

Posted: 25 Apr 2011 04:35 PM PDT

Jungle Me Cheeta Bidi Pine Wala Tha, 1 Chuha Aya Aur Bola-Bhai,Chhod Do Nasha, Aao Mere sath, Dekho Jungle Kitna Khubsurat Hai
Cheeta Chuhe Ke sath Chal Diya
Aage Hathi Drugs Le Raha Tha.
Chuhe Ne Use Bhi yehi sab Kaha,
Haati Bhi sath Chal diya
Aage Sher Whisky Pine Wala Tha.
Chuhe Ne Use Bhi kaha
Sher Ne Glass Rakha aur Chuhe Ko 5 Jhapad Mare.
Hathi-Kyun Maar Rahe Ho Bechare Ko?
Sher-Is saale ne Kal bhi bhang Pee ke Mujhe 3 Ghante Jungle Me Ghumaya tha!....Read More SMS/Jokes

Urdu Poetry SMS - Na RasTa SuJhaYI deta HaI Na ManzIl Dik

Posted: 25 Apr 2011 12:37 PM PDT

Na RasTa SuJhaYI deta HaI
Na ManzIl DikhayI DeRi HaI
Na LafZ ZuBaAn pE AaTe Hain
Na dhArKan suNayi DeTi haI
Ek AjEeB Si KAifIyaT Ne Aa'n GHeRa HaI MujHe
K har Surat MaIn TerI Surat DiKhaI DeTi HaI ............Read More SMS/Jokes

Urdu Poetry SMS - Koi to Aisa Hua Kare Jo Mujhe Dekh Dekh

Posted: 25 Apr 2011 12:37 PM PDT

Koi to Aisa Hua Kare Jo Mujhe Dekh Dekh Ker Jiya Kare
Jo Meri Khushi Main ho KhusH Sada
Mere Gham Main mera Dukh Saha Kare
Jo UthAy Kabhi Haath wo, Mere Liye Hi Dua Kare
Main bhi To Ek Kitaab Huun
Mujhee Chupke Chupke Parha Kre
Khuda Se Mujh Ko Wo Maang Le
Ho Dua Poori Khuda Kare....Read More SMS/Jokes

Sad Poetry SMS - Darya Wafaon Ka kabhi rukta nahi Pyar m

Posted: 25 Apr 2011 12:37 PM PDT

Darya Wafaon Ka kabhi rukta nahi
Pyar main insaan kabhi jhukta nahi
khamosh hain hum un ki khushi k liye aur
wo samajh bethe hain K Dil Humara dukhta nahi....Read More SMS/Jokes

Sad Poetry SMS - Uski Yaadon Main Us ki Baaton Main Kahi

Posted: 25 Apr 2011 12:37 PM PDT

Uski Yaadon Main Us ki Baaton Main
Kahi'n mera Aks Bhi jhilmilata Ho ga
Laakh Masroof Sahi Apne Kaamo'n Main
Phir bhi Humain Soch Ker Kabhi to Muskurata hoga....Read More SMS/Jokes

Urdu Poetry SMS - Jab Raat K tanha Lamho'n Main Koi Aah

Posted: 25 Apr 2011 12:36 PM PDT

Jab Raat K tanha Lamho'n Main

Koi Aahat mujh Se Kehti hai

Is Dil Main Hulchul Rehti Hai

Koi Jugnoo Paas Se guzre Tou

Koi Baat Halak Se Nikle Tou

Main Khud e Ulajhne Lagta Huun

Phir Jane Kia Kia Kehta Huun

Phir Yaad tumhaari aati hai

Ye Saans Meri Ruk Jaati hai

Ek Shola Mann Main Bharakta Hai

Wo Dard Seher Tak Rehta Hai

Phir Weham Ye Mujh e Kehta Hai

"Koi Mere Dil main Rehta HaI"....Read More SMS/Jokes

Urdu Poetry SMS - Mere Wajood Se lipti Khushboo tere Naam

Posted: 25 Apr 2011 12:36 PM PDT

Mere Wajood Se lipti Khushboo tere Naam Ki hai

Mere dil Main basi har ek Dharkan Tere Naam ki hai

Itna Yaqeen Ker le Mere humnasheen

Bin tere Meri Zindagi beNaam si Hai....Read More SMS/Jokes

Sad Poetry SMS - Wo na Aaye Un ki Yaad Aa ker Wafa Ker Ga

Posted: 25 Apr 2011 12:35 PM PDT

Wo na Aaye Un ki Yaad Aa ker Wafa Ker Gai

Unse Milne Ki Tamanna SukOon Tabah Ker Gai

Aahat Hui Socha Asar Dua Ker gai

Darwaza Khula To Dekha Mazaq Hum Se hawa Ker gai....Read More SMS/Jokes

Urdu Poetry SMS - Mohabbat Jeet Hoti Hai Magar Ye Haar

Posted: 25 Apr 2011 12:35 PM PDT

Mohabbat Jeet Hoti Hai

Magar Ye Haar jati hai

Kabhi Dilsoz lamhon se

Kabhi Bekar Rasmon se

Kabhi Taqdeer Waalon se

Kabhi Majboor Qasmon se

Magar Ye Haar Jati hai

Kabhi ye Phool jesi Hai

Kabhi Ye Dhool Jesi Hai

Kabhi ye Chand Jesi hai

Kabhi ye Dhoop Jesi hai

Kabhi Masroor Kerti Hai

Kabhi Ye Rog Deti Hai

Kisi Chain Leti Hai

Kisi ko sukh deti Hai

Mohabbat Jeet Hoti Hai

Magar Ye Haar Jati HaI....Read More SMS/Jokes

Urdu Friendship SMS - Ishq Aur Dsoti Meri Zindagi Ka Unwaan Ha

Posted: 25 Apr 2011 12:35 PM PDT

Ishq Aur Dsoti Meri Zindagi Ka Unwaan Hai
Ishq Meri Rooh Dosti Mera Emaan Hai
Ishq Pe Kerdon Main Saari Zindagi Fida
Magar Dosti pe Mera Ishq bhi qurbaan hai....Read More SMS/Jokes

Urdu Poetry SMS - rakhey Khuda ne do raastey muje aazmane

Posted: 25 Apr 2011 12:34 PM PDT

rakhey Khuda ne do raastey
muje aazmaney ke liye

wo chour de muje ya ma chour du usey
zamaaney ke liye

kaisey maang lu RUB se
usey bhool jane ki duah

haath uth te nahi hain dua mein
usey bhool jane ke liye

nahi ki zindagi mein,
mein ne koi bi naiki

per parhi hain chup ke kuch
NAMAAZEIN usey paaney k liye

nahi hai tu na sahi wo
Qismat mein meri

per ik moqa tu de usey eh RAB,
ye aansoo dikhane k liye....Read More SMS/Jokes

Urdu Poetry SMS - Ghar k dareechay se lagh ker tujh ko son

Posted: 25 Apr 2011 12:34 PM PDT

Ghar k dareechay se lagh ker tujh ko sonchtey rahey,
Baadlon ki gargarahat mein tujh ko khoojhtey rahey..


Dhoondhney ka silsila saari raat chalta raha,
Kabhi jaaghtey rahey, kabhi tujh ko sonchtey rahey..


Barish ki ek boondh pari jo mere chehrey per,
Is nanhi si boondh mein tujh ko dhoondhtey rahey..


Yeh mausam bhi apne sath laata hai ek daastan,
Is daastaan ko sun ker tujh ko sonchtey rahey..


Apni sonch ko itna waseeh ker dia hum ney,
Keh samne sab kuch hai, phir bhi tujh ko sonchtey rahey.......Read More SMS/Jokes

Urdu Poetry SMS - DUKH ANMOOL HOTAY HAIN Qudrat ki wadiya

Posted: 25 Apr 2011 12:33 PM PDT

DUKH ANMOOL HOTAY HAIN
Qudrat ki wadiyat hotay hain
Kabhi kuch day kar jatay hian
Kabhi sub kuch cheen laitay hain
Kabhi bechain kartay hain
Kabhi jeena sikhatay hain
Kabhi bantay hain jab aansoo
Umer bhar yeh roolatay hian
Kabhi lab ki hansi ban kar..
Naie duniya sajatay hian.....
Kabhi meethi kasak ban kar....
Anjani khalish ban kar
Makeen-e-dil yeh bantay hain
Kisi sourat nahin mittay
Jo in say door bhago tou
Nahin janay nahin daitay
Na zindah rehnay daitay hain
Na yeh aazad kartay hian
Nahin jis ki dawa koi
Yeh aisa dard hotay hain
Magar yeh bhi haqeeqat hai
Har ik ko tou nhain miltay
Baray nayaab hotay hain,
Yeh dukh anmool hotay hian..!
DUKH ANMOOL HOTAY HIAN !..........Read More SMS/Jokes