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Urdu Funny SMS - Iss msg ke sabhi shabd farzi hain

Posted: 05 Apr 2011 05:43 AM PDT

Yeh ladki

Uffff

Ya Allah

ItnI sundar

Haye

ItnI smart

Oye hoye

ItnI mast

Haye main mar janwan

ItnI cute

Itni IntellIgent

ItnI lovable

Aur kItnI sweet hai


WARNING: Iss msg ke sabhi shabd farzii hai.
Inka hamari duniya se koi talaq nahi hai.
eslia aisi chizon par dhyan na de....Read More SMS/Jokes

Urdu Funny SMS - Ek Aurat ne 10 Saal k Bachay ko Cigarett

Posted: 05 Apr 2011 05:42 AM PDT

Ek Aurat ne 10 Saal k Bachay ko Cigarette Peety Dekha to Reh Na Saki,
Aur Bachay se Kaha:
"Kia Tumary Parents ko Maloom hai k Tum Cigarette Peety ho?"


BACHA (Mun se Dhuwan Chhorte huye): "Mohtarma!"

"Kya Aapke Shohar Ko Maloom hai
K Aap Kisi Ghair Mard Se Baat Kar Rahi Hain.....Read More SMS/Jokes

Urdu Funny SMS - Father: beta is bar exam main tumhain 90

Posted: 05 Apr 2011 05:42 AM PDT

Father: beta is bar exam main tumhain 90% number lane hain
Beta: nahi abbu main tu 100% laon ga
Baap: kiyon mazaq ker rahai ho??
Beta: shuru kis nai kya tha??....Read More SMS/Jokes

Dua / Prayers SMS - Tu jaha rahe meri DUA ki chaon ho Chahe

Posted: 05 Apr 2011 04:39 AM PDT

Tu jaha rahe meri DUA ki chaon ho
Chahe wo koi shaher ya koi gao ho
Teri aankh me nami
na ho,
Kisi cheez ki tujhko kami na ho
Tujhe lage wo nazar
na ho
Kisi dukh ko teri khabar na ho
Teri raah me khuda ka Sath rahe
Razi tujhse rab Ki raza
rahe
Khushi tere paon ki
dhul ho
Dua ye meri qubul ho....Read More SMS/Jokes

Urdu Poetry SMS - Kaash Mujhe Maaloom Ho Jaye Teri Soch Ka

Posted: 05 Apr 2011 03:12 AM PDT

Kaash Mujhe Maaloom Ho Jaye Teri Soch Ka Mehwar….

Main Khud Ko Tarash Loon Tere Andaz-e-Nazar Se.....Read More SMS/Jokes

Urdu Friendship SMS - Aao AaJ Hum Wada Karen Ke Hum Zind

Posted: 05 Apr 2011 03:04 AM PDT

Aao AaJ Hum Wada Karen

Ke

Hum Zindagi Bhar Piyar Karenge

Ham Wafa Karenge

Ham Mohabbat Karenge

Sirf Or Sirf Apni

Piyari

"Ammi Jaan"
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k
DAMAD se.....Read More SMS/Jokes

Urdu Friendship SMS - ~~Wo ShAkhs to Aik Choti Si bAAt pE Youn

Posted: 05 Apr 2011 03:02 AM PDT

~~Wo ShAkhs to Aik Choti Si bAAt pE Youn RoAth k chAL diA…!!!
"'""'M@@N"""'

~~JasAy UsAy SAdioun sy kiSi mokay ki TALAsh thi…!....Read More SMS/Jokes

Urdu Friendship SMS - Dedicated To My Pakkay Sweet FRNDZ T

Posted: 05 Apr 2011 02:55 AM PDT

Dedicated To My
Pakkay Sweet FRNDZ

Tum Kisi Aur k
Liye Ho Ge
…Samandar-e-Ishq
Aey Dost !

Mere Liye Tou Tum
KAMINEY Thay KAMINEY
Ho, Aur KAMINEY Hii
Raho Ge …....Read More SMS/Jokes

Urdu Friendship SMS - Friendship iz Wen u hav a huge fight wit

Posted: 05 Apr 2011 02:52 AM PDT

Friendship iz Wen u hav a huge fight with ur frnd
n U say 'Dats it,I m leaving'!
But after 1 moment U put
all ur egos aside
& say…
'CHAL yAar PEPSI TO
PILA' :-)....Read More SMS/Jokes

Urdu Friendship SMS - Kahte hay Riste Nasha ban Jate hay Koi

Posted: 04 Apr 2011 11:52 PM PDT

Kahte hay Riste Nasha ban Jate hay
Koi Kahta hay Riste Saza ban Jate hay
Par Riste Nibhao Agar Dil se
To Woh Riste Jine ki Wazah ban Jate hay....Read More SMS/Jokes

Missing You SMS - Woh ijaazat de to itni Baat kehna Hume

Posted: 04 Apr 2011 11:51 PM PDT

Woh ijaazat de to itni Baat kehna
Hume neend nahi aati sari raat kehna
Kisi kaam me bhi dil nahi lagta aaj kal
Hume bohat satati hay unki yaad kehna....Read More SMS/Jokes

Urdu Friendship SMS - Palko me kaid kuch supne hay kuch Beg

Posted: 04 Apr 2011 11:51 PM PDT

Palko me kaid kuch supne hay

kuch Begane to
kuch Apne hay

Na jane kya Khubsurti hay aapke "Rishte" me
Aap humse dur hoke bhi kitne apne hay....Read More SMS/Jokes

Send Me SMS - Jaane Kaise Yeh Afsane Lagne Lage Apno

Posted: 04 Apr 2011 11:50 PM PDT

Jaane Kaise Yeh Afsane Lagne Lage
Apno Ko Bhi hum Begane Lagne Lage,
Ab Toh sms Bhi Aate hai Bahut Kum
Shayad Ab hum Unko Purane Lagne Lage....Read More SMS/Jokes

Missing You SMS - YaAde Ansu hoti to chalak jati Likhawat

Posted: 04 Apr 2011 11:50 PM PDT

YaAde Ansu hoti to chalak jati
Likhawat hoti to padhi jati

YaAde to zindgi me basa wo ehsas hay
Jo lakh kosiso ke baad bhi lafzo me nahi simat pati....Read More SMS/Jokes

Missing You SMS - Hamari Yaad Aye Yaad Karo Zyada Aaye

Posted: 04 Apr 2011 11:49 PM PDT

Hamari Yaad Aye
Yaad Karo
Zyada Aaye
SMS Karo
Or Zyada Aaye,Phone Karo
Or Bhi Zayada Aaye,Milo

Usse Bhi Zayada aaye

To Apni Dharkan ko Suno
Hum usme Base Hay

MISS U....Read More SMS/Jokes

Urdu Poetry SMS - Isi Karz Ko Ada Karne Ke Wastey Hum Saar

Posted: 04 Apr 2011 11:03 PM PDT

Isi Karz Ko Ada Karne Ke Wastey Hum Saari Raat Nahi Sotey…

:FARAZ:

Ke Shayad Koi Jaag Raha Ho Iss Duniya Main Hamare Liye Bhi…....Read More SMS/Jokes

Urdu Funny SMS - Mein apna Dukh jaa kar kis ko sunaoo Mo

Posted: 04 Apr 2011 11:01 PM PDT

Mein apna Dukh jaa kar kis ko sunaoo
MohsiN

Yahan to har ek dost k kaan mein hand free lagi hoi ha.
\('.')/
| | china teno
_|"|_ Allah pochy....Read More SMS/Jokes

Current Affairs SMS - These Are Amazing Statements! =D Jus

Posted: 04 Apr 2011 10:58 PM PDT

These Are Amazing Statements! =D

Just To Bring Back Smiles On Our Faces
'Aur Na Bananay Do Mujhe Century'- Sachin Tendulkar :P
'Meri Chai Thandi Ho Rhi Thi Warna Batata'- Razzaq
'Acha Power Play Baki Tha?? Oh Nooo'- Shahid Afridi :P
'Mujhay 60 Overs Ka Bataya Gaya Tha'- Misbah Ul Haq :P
'Shuker Hai Pehle He Retirement Le Li Thi'- Shoaib Akhtar :P
"Bdtmizo Mujhay Fazool Me Marwa Dia"
Yeah Kon Hain ?? ;->

Gillani Hy Yaar :D
GUDBYE WORLD CUP =P....Read More SMS/Jokes

Current Affairs SMS - Biwi:Suna Hy Catch Ch0rnay K Mamlay Me

Posted: 04 Apr 2011 10:58 PM PDT

Biwi:Suna Hy Catch Ch0rnay K Mamlay Me
Aap Baray Dil Phenk Thay..
Ap K Bhai Umer Akmal Bta Rahe The.

Der Rat Tk Sattaybaz0n K Sath Bethe Rehte The..Ap Ki Baji Bta Rahi Thin..
Ap Ki AMMI B Kuch Bata Rahi Thin..

Kamran: Kya Sara Credit Aj Hi Khtm Krdya?
Bv:Ahan

Han Tou Yeh R0ss Tayl0r K0n Tha.... =P ;->....Read More SMS/Jokes

Current Affairs SMS - Interesting Indian Cricketer's Names -

Posted: 04 Apr 2011 10:58 PM PDT

Interesting Indian Cricketer's Names
-Ravi Shas 3
-Mahendra Singh 2ni
-100rav Ganguly
-Sachin 10dulkar
-Vvs 1,00,000sman
-Mun1/2 Patel
Funny Team!! ;->....Read More SMS/Jokes

Current Affairs SMS - 3 Chehray Insan ko kbi Nhi Bhooltey.. e

Posted: 04 Apr 2011 05:17 PM PDT

3 Chehray Insan ko kbi Nhi Bhooltey..
ek Mushkil Me Sath Deny Wala,

Doosra Mushkil Me Sath Chorr Jany Wala."

tesra
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"Misbah-ul-haq"....Read More SMS/Jokes

Urdu Poetry SMS - Phir kisi yaad ne raat bhar hai jagaya m

Posted: 04 Apr 2011 05:11 PM PDT

Phir kisi yaad ne raat bhar hai jagaya mujhko,

Kia saza di hai Mohabbat ne khudaya mujhko,

Din ko araam hai na raat ko hai chain kabhi,

Jaane kis khaak se qudrat ne banaya mujhko,

Dukh to ye hai k zamane mein mile ghair sabhi,

Jo mila hai wo mila ban ke praya mujhko,

Jab koi bhi na raha kandha mere rone ko,

Ghar ki deewaro ne seene se lagaya mujhko,

Yun to umeed-e-wafa tumse nahi "MOHSIN"

Phir chiragho ki tarah tum ne q jalaya mujhko....!!

٩(-̮̮̃-̃)۶ WA ٩(-̮̮̃•̃)۶....Read More SMS/Jokes

Urdu Funny SMS - HUM NE TANHAI ME BHI SIRF TUM KO YAAD KI

Posted: 04 Apr 2011 04:53 PM PDT

HUM NE TANHAI ME BHI SIRF TUM KO YAAD KIYA HAI..
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aeDOST
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WARNA LOG TO TANHAI ME
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FM RADIO SUNTE HAI...
....Read More SMS/Jokes

Santa Banta Jokes - Santa:Y do u prefer prepaid connection o

Posted: 04 Apr 2011 04:53 PM PDT

Santa:Y do u prefer prepaid connection over postpaid?
Banta:Prepaid me bahut fayda he
isme call k baad bill badhne ki bajaye kam hota he....Read More SMS/Jokes

Hindi Funny SMS - Ankhon se barsat hoti he jb apki yad saa

Posted: 04 Apr 2011 04:52 PM PDT

Ankhon se barsat hoti he jb apki yad saath hoti he
jab bhi busy rahe mera cell to samajh lena
aapki hone wali bhabhi se meri baat hoti He....Read More SMS/Jokes

Family SMS-Jokes - Father- Tumhari mummy ne mera dil tod di

Posted: 04 Apr 2011 04:51 PM PDT

Father- Tumhari mummy ne mera dil tod diya islye mai sharab pi rahaa hu
Son(K.G.)- MUMMY ne mera scale v tod diya
mere liye v ek GLASS lagao papa....Read More SMS/Jokes

Send Me SMS - Hume To Aap Jaise Log Maar Gaye, Lagta

Posted: 04 Apr 2011 04:51 PM PDT

Hume To Aap Jaise Log Maar Gaye,
Lagta Hai Saare SMS Bekaar Gaye,
Kabhi Haare Nahi The Hum Kisise Par,
Aapki Kanjusi Se Hum Haar Gaye.....Read More SMS/Jokes

English Funny SMS - When do you knw ur in love? .. .. ..

Posted: 04 Apr 2011 04:49 PM PDT

When
do you knw ur in love?
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When you start searching for the
cheapest mobile plan ;)....Read More SMS/Jokes

Boys vs Girls SMS - Ladki>Socha Tum Miss Kr Rhe Hoge To Cal

Posted: 04 Apr 2011 04:48 PM PDT

Ladki>Socha Tum Miss Kr Rhe Hoge To Cal Krlu
Ladka> Or Jo Abhi 45Minit Baat Ki Thi Wo?
Ladki>Ooh Sst..
Sorry Fir Tumara Number Mila Dia..
....Read More SMS/Jokes

Urdu Funny SMS - Dr-Aapke 3 Daant Kaise Tute? Aadmi-Pa

Posted: 04 Apr 2011 04:48 PM PDT

Dr-Aapke 3 Daant Kaise Tute?

Aadmi-Patni Ne Kadak Halwa Banaya Tha, Wo Khaya
Dr-To Halwa Khane Se Mana Kar Dete
Aadmi-Fir To 32 Ke 32 Tut Jate
....Read More SMS/Jokes

Student SMS Jokes - Teacher- Batao Kutta Puch Q Hilata Hai..

Posted: 04 Apr 2011 04:48 PM PDT

Teacher- Batao Kutta Puch Q Hilata Hai..?

Student- Q ki Puch Me Itni Takat Nhi Hoti K Wo Kutte Ko Hila Sake..

Seedhi Baat,No Bakvas
....Read More SMS/Jokes

Family SMS-Jokes - Papa aur beta ek Hotel me gye... . .

Posted: 04 Apr 2011 04:47 PM PDT

Papa aur beta ek Hotel me gye...
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Papa: Waiter,
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1 Beer aur 1 Ice-Cream lao...
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Beta: Ice-Cream kyu papa?
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Aap bhi Beer pijiye na...
....Read More SMS/Jokes

Santa Banta Jokes - GOLU-batao raste k dono tarf ped kyu hot

Posted: 04 Apr 2011 04:46 PM PDT

GOLU-batao raste k dono tarf ped kyu hote he
MOLU-polution kam karne k liye
GOLU-Galat
kyuki agar ped raste me hote to gadiya kase jayegi
....Read More SMS/Jokes

Urdu Funny SMS - Golu-Hathi Ko Sui Ke Chhed Me Se Guzrne

Posted: 04 Apr 2011 04:45 PM PDT

Golu-Hathi Ko Sui Ke Chhed Me Se Guzrne Se Kaise Roka Ja Sakta Hai.?
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Molu-
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Aasan Hai Uski Punch Me Gaanth Laga Do..
....Read More SMS/Jokes

Urdu Funny SMS - 1 Paagal Aadmi Ne Doosre Paagal Aadmi Ko

Posted: 04 Apr 2011 04:44 PM PDT

1 Paagal Aadmi Ne Doosre Paagal Aadmi Ko Fone Karke Kya Poocha . ..??







Socho Socho . . .







"Abe . .Tera Fone Number Kya Hai..??
....Read More SMS/Jokes

Urdu Funny SMS - Pyaar hua ikrar hua he Pyaar Se Phir Q

Posted: 04 Apr 2011 04:44 PM PDT

Pyaar hua ikrar hua he
Pyaar Se Phir Q Darta h DiL



Q Na Dare DiL



Qki-Aaj Kal k Pyar Se Badhta he
Sirf Mobile Or Restaurant ka Bill...
....Read More SMS/Jokes

Urdu Funny SMS - Pyaar hua ikrar hua he Pyaar Se Phir Q

Posted: 04 Apr 2011 04:44 PM PDT

Pyaar hua ikrar hua he
Pyaar Se Phir Q Darta h DiL



Q Na Dare DiL



Qki-Aaj Kal k Pyar Se Badhta he
Sirf Mobile Or Restaurant ka Bill...
....Read More SMS/Jokes

Urdu Funny SMS - Wotz The Similarity Between Sun & Wife??

Posted: 04 Apr 2011 04:43 PM PDT

Wotz The Similarity Between Sun & Wife??
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Socho
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Yahi Ky
Dono Ki Taraf Ankh Utha Kar Nahin Dekha Ja Sakta Hai....Read More SMS/Jokes

Urdu Funny SMS - Teacher to SANTA Tumne Home work Q nh

Posted: 04 Apr 2011 04:43 PM PDT

Teacher to SANTA

Tumne Home work Q nhi kiya?
.


Deadly Answr Given By

SANTA-Sir Qki

Hum to "Hostel" Me rehte He.
....Read More SMS/Jokes

Urdu Funny SMS - Badam Khane Se Dimag Me Moch Askti He .

Posted: 04 Apr 2011 04:43 PM PDT

Badam Khane Se Dimag Me Moch Askti He
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Socho Kese
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Simple
Badam Khane Se Dimag Tez Dorega Or Tez Dorne Se Moch Askti Hai
....Read More SMS/Jokes

Urdu Funny SMS - These Are Amazing Statements Just To Br

Posted: 04 Apr 2011 04:24 PM PDT

These Are Amazing Statements
Just To Bring Back Smiles On Our Faces

'Aur Na Bananay Do Mujhe Century'- Sachin Tendulkar

'Meri Chai Thandi Ho Rhi Thi Warna Batata'- Razzaq

Acha Power Play Baki Tha
?? Oh Nooo'- Shahid Afridi

'Mujhay 60 Overs Ka Bataya Gaya Tha'- Misbah Ul Haq

'Shuker Hai Pehle He Retirement Le LiThi'- Shoaib Akhtar

"Bdtmizo Mujhay Fazool Me Marwa Dia"

Yeah Kon Hain ?? ;->


Gillani Hy Yaar
GUDBYE WORLD CUP....Read More SMS/Jokes

Faraz Ahmed Shairy - Yah kaisa mod aaya hai safar me

Posted: 04 Apr 2011 12:48 PM PDT

Yah kaisa mod aaya hai safar me



mujhe taherakar rasta khud chal raha hai.
....Read More SMS/Jokes

Faraz Ahmed Shairy - Yeh pattahar to bada bewafa nikla

Posted: 04 Apr 2011 12:48 PM PDT

Yeh pattahar to bada bewafa nikla


jo khud ro raha mujhe zakhm de kar.
....Read More SMS/Jokes

Faraz Ahmed Shairy - Parwana sifat hai hum majbur hum fitr

Posted: 04 Apr 2011 12:48 PM PDT

Parwana sifat hai hum
majbur hum fitrat se
jine ki tamana me hum roz hi mare hai.
....Read More SMS/Jokes

Faraz Ahmed Shairy - Halat se samjota hum roz hi karte hai

Posted: 04 Apr 2011 12:47 PM PDT

Halat se samjota hum roz hi karte hai

ae Dost

ek zakhm nahi bharta sau ubhar jate hai.
....Read More SMS/Jokes

Faraz Ahmed Shairy - Dua yahi ke tuj ko tamam umar padhu

Posted: 04 Apr 2011 12:47 PM PDT

Dua yahi ke tuj ko tamam umar padhu

ae Jaan

hateliyon pe tera chahera ho kitab na ho.
....Read More SMS/Jokes

Faraz Ahmed Shairy - Tutne wala hai ab mujse gamo ka rishta

Posted: 04 Apr 2011 12:46 PM PDT

Tutne wala hai ab mujse gamo ka rishta

ae Dost

ab duwayo ki zarurat hai, dawa rahene do.
....Read More SMS/Jokes

Faraz Ahmed Shairy - Us se milna hi nahin dil main tahaiya (I

Posted: 04 Apr 2011 12:46 PM PDT

Us se milna hi nahin dil main tahaiya (Irada) kar lain
Woh khud aye to bohat sard rawaiya kar lain
....Read More SMS/Jokes

Faraz Ahmed Shairy - YAADEN Mohabat Karne Walon Se Zyada wafa

Posted: 04 Apr 2011 12:46 PM PDT

YAADEN Mohabat Karne Walon Se Zyada wafadar Hoti He

Q K MOHBAT Krne wale To chor K chale Jate He

Pr "YAADE" Hmesha Sath Rehti He"
....Read More SMS/Jokes

Faraz Ahmed Shairy - Maie Qismat Ki Lakeero Par Yakeen Karna

Posted: 04 Apr 2011 12:45 PM PDT

Maie Qismat Ki Lakeero Par Yakeen Karna Chor Diya Hai

Jo Dilon Me Bas Jaye Wo Qismat Ki Lakeeron Me Nhi Hote
....Read More SMS/Jokes
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