Friday, April 15, 2011

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Urdu Funny SMS - KG vs UNIVERSITY

Posted: 15 Apr 2011 05:45 AM PDT

KG vs UNI*
*k.G=pencil,rubber, sharpener, scale.......
*UNI:Ek balpen wo b frnds se cheena hua:-)
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*k.G: class me enter h0ny se phly Ma'am may i come....
*UNI:bina btae he mobile kan se lga k cls se bhr:-P
*k.g: bag me hr sbjct ki buk & copy.....
*UNI: yar aik paper to phar k dae :-D
*K.G: clas tst me star.....
*UNI:Full mOOn hi naseeb h0ta hy yar....Read More SMS/Jokes

Send Me SMS - ,///, ( ',') <( )> 54kg J

Posted: 11 Apr 2011 02:27 AM PDT

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Sukh Gaye aap k
sms k intezar me! dekh lo......Read More SMS/Jokes

Sardar Ji SMS - Sardar car ki battery change karwane gay

Posted: 10 Apr 2011 09:49 PM PDT

Sardar car ki battery change karwane gaya ...

Mechanic - Sahab, Exide ki daal doon ?

Sardar - Nahin yaar, dono side ki daal de, warna phir problem hogi.....Read More SMS/Jokes

Boys vs Girls SMS - Boy: if I kiss u.what u think ? Girl: I

Posted: 10 Apr 2011 09:48 PM PDT

Boy: if I kiss u.what u think ?
Girl: I will think... EK bewakoof chor, jo car chura sakta tha,sirf stepney le gaya :)....Read More SMS/Jokes

Urdu Funny SMS - Ager Mahima Chudhary male (larka)hoti to

Posted: 10 Apr 2011 09:48 PM PDT

Ager Mahima Chudhary male (larka)hoti to us ka naam kia hota.........
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MA HI MA to BAAP HI BAAP....Read More SMS/Jokes

Text Insults - msge neechay hai....

Posted: 10 Apr 2011 09:47 PM PDT

msge neechay hai....


















aur neechay....











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mujhe nahi pata tha k tum aik msge k liyee itna gir sakhtee hoo .......
hahahahahahahahahhahahaha
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Text Insults - kiya aap k sir pe seenhg hain..? . .

Posted: 10 Apr 2011 09:47 PM PDT

kiya aap k sir pe seenhg hain..?
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koi bat nahin gadhey k bhi nahin hotey...!!!

hows it..!!....Read More SMS/Jokes

Urdu Funny SMS - Khat likh raha hoon khoon se, Siahi mat

Posted: 10 Apr 2011 09:46 PM PDT

Khat likh raha hoon khoon se, Siahi mat sanajhna. Khat likh raha hoon khoon se, Siahi mat samajhna. Kisi mariz ka SAMPLE liya tha Mera mat samajhna.....Read More SMS/Jokes

Urdu Funny SMS - Manzil ki taraf badhte chalo jo dil kahe

Posted: 10 Apr 2011 09:46 PM PDT

Manzil ki taraf badhte chalo jo dil kahe vo rah chuno. Piche walo ko age nahi jane do & jo age hai use b age niklo. Tabhi acche DRIVER BANOGE.....Read More SMS/Jokes

Boys vs Girls SMS - 2 lovers plan 2 suicide. Boy jumped fir

Posted: 10 Apr 2011 09:46 PM PDT

2 lovers plan 2 suicide.
Boy jumped first.
Girl closed her eyes n returnback saying "LOVE IS BLIND"
Boy in the airopened his parachute saying "LOVE NEVER DIES"....Read More SMS/Jokes

Urdu Funny SMS - Machhar Aur Makhi ki Ho gayi Shaadi Pah

Posted: 10 Apr 2011 09:46 PM PDT

Machhar Aur Makhi ki Ho gayi Shaadi
Pahli hi rat se ho gaye Machhar ki Barbadi
Machhar ne kaha Meri to QISMAT hi PHOOTI hai
Makhi Roz Rat ko GOOD NIGHT laga kar soti hai.
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Send Me SMS - Jo muhay sms na karay , us ke mobile mai

Posted: 10 Apr 2011 09:45 PM PDT

Jo muhay sms na karay , us ke mobile main KEERAY per jain.....

yeh dekho, aap nay mujhay sms nahi kia na..... aap ke mobile main keeray per jain gay...

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hahahahahahahahahahah....Read More SMS/Jokes

Urdu Friendship SMS - Mere mobile ka Accident ho gaya Hai O

Posted: 10 Apr 2011 09:45 PM PDT

Mere mobile ka Accident ho gaya Hai

Oor Dr Jazz ne Kaha Hai Bohat se Sms

Ki Botel charhni Paregi so Plz donate

Much more sms IT'S URGENT It's in ICU.....Read More SMS/Jokes

Urdu Friendship SMS - Aaj ek din aur jee lo Aaj ek khuwaab au

Posted: 10 Apr 2011 09:44 PM PDT

Aaj ek din aur jee lo
Aaj ek khuwaab aur dehk lo
Aaj ek Dua aur maang lo
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kia pathaa...
kal balance ho na ho!!.........Read More SMS/Jokes

Urdu Friendship SMS - kismat kismat ki baat hai aaj din to ka

Posted: 10 Apr 2011 09:44 PM PDT

kismat kismat ki baat hai
aaj din to kal kali raat hai
kabhi dhoop to kabhi barsat hai
yeh message ka silsila yunhi chalta rahega jab tak free sms ka saath hai!....Read More SMS/Jokes

English Friendship SMS - Good time, bad time, night time, day

Posted: 10 Apr 2011 09:44 PM PDT

Good time,
bad time,
night time,
day time,
work time,
off time,
sad time,
happy time,
in the mean time i'm thinking of you all the time....Read More SMS/Jokes

Text Insults - I've written a nice poem 4 u... Twinkle

Posted: 10 Apr 2011 09:43 PM PDT

I've written a nice poem 4 u...
Twinkle Twinkle Little Star,
U shud know wat u r,
&...
Once u know wat u r...


Mental Hospital is not so far......Read More SMS/Jokes

Text Insults - zindagi main tum buhat gay jaoo gay *

Posted: 10 Apr 2011 09:43 PM PDT

zindagi main tum buhat gay jaoo gay
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AGAY NIKAL !!!!!!!!....Read More SMS/Jokes

Text Insults - Beta bola "papa papa mujhe bandar dekhna

Posted: 10 Apr 2011 09:43 PM PDT

Beta bola "papa papa mujhe bandar dekhna hai".
Papa bole, "Nahi bete, abhi nahi".
"Papa kyon ?" ..........
"Bete abhi bandar SMS padh raha hai"....Read More SMS/Jokes

English Funny SMS - Dark were those days, without your sight

Posted: 10 Apr 2011 09:42 PM PDT

Dark were those days, without your sight. When I was in darkness, you gave me light. You gave me strength 2 make life bright. Thank you so much......>>> PHILIPS TUBELIGHT!!....Read More SMS/Jokes

Good Morning SMS - Good morning...Have u done two of the mo

Posted: 10 Apr 2011 09:42 PM PDT

Good morning...Have u done two of the most important things when you woke up today?....
1)Pray, so that u may live...

2)Take a bath-so that others may live too!!!!....Read More SMS/Jokes

English Friendship SMS - Twinklw Twinkle LAZY STAR, kitna soyega

Posted: 10 Apr 2011 09:42 PM PDT

Twinklw Twinkle LAZY STAR, kitna soyega uthja yaar, Up above d World so high,Sun has risen in d SKY,uthke jaldi PEELE CHAI, thn U Call & say me HI..(....Read More SMS/Jokes

English Funny SMS - so Sweet is ur SMILE??? so Sweet is

Posted: 10 Apr 2011 09:41 PM PDT

so Sweet is ur SMILE???


so Sweet is ur STYLE???


so Sweet is ur VOICE???


so Sweet is ur EYE?????


see .......how Sweetly I LIE....Read More SMS/Jokes

Urdu Funny SMS - Woh PYAR hi kya, jisme JUDAAI na ho.....

Posted: 10 Apr 2011 09:41 PM PDT

Woh PYAR hi kya, jisme JUDAAI na ho.......
Woh ISQH hi kya,jisme LADAAI na ho......
Woh DIL hi kya, jisme DARD na ho........
Aur woh MOBILE hi kya, jisme mera SMS na ho.....!!....Read More SMS/Jokes

Urdu Funny SMS - Woh chumle ek baar to aati nahi neend u

Posted: 10 Apr 2011 09:41 PM PDT

Woh chumle ek baar to aati nahi neend
unki awaz sunte sunte hi raat jaati hai beet.
isiliye kehati hoon yaaro
ye risk na uthao
morten JALAO MACHCHHAR BHAGAO !!! :)....Read More SMS/Jokes

English Funny SMS - U r 1 of d most CUTE persons I have seen

Posted: 10 Apr 2011 09:40 PM PDT

U r 1 of d most CUTE persons I have seen.

Dont misunderstand me
Cute means
C-Creating
U-unnecessary
T-Troubles
E-Everywhere....Read More SMS/Jokes

Urdu Funny SMS - Jab dekha unhone tirchhi nazar se, to h

Posted: 10 Apr 2011 09:40 PM PDT

Jab dekha unhone tirchhi nazar se,
to hum madhosh ho gaye.
Par jab pata chala ki nazarein hi tirchhi hai,
to hum behosh ho gaye....Read More SMS/Jokes

Urdu Funny SMS - Khuda kare tera mobile kho jaye. Mile m

Posted: 10 Apr 2011 09:40 PM PDT

Khuda kare tera mobile kho jaye.
Mile mujhe aur mera ho jaye.
Karu SMS ladkion ko naam tera aaye.
Maar tujhe pade aur
kaleja mera thanda ho jaye.....Read More SMS/Jokes

Urdu Funny SMS - Suraj Hua Madham , chand bhi chalne lag

Posted: 10 Apr 2011 09:40 PM PDT

Suraj Hua Madham ,
chand bhi chalne laga,
mein thehra raha,
zamin chalne lagi, ...
sajna kya yehi pyaar hai ??
Nalayak, yeh pyar nahi
EARTHQUAKE hai ! BHAAG !
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Urdu Funny SMS - Osama Bin Laden's favourite song: "O Ma

Posted: 10 Apr 2011 09:39 PM PDT

Osama Bin Laden's favourite song:
"O Main Nikla
Plane Leke
Raste Mein
New York Mein
Ek Mod Aaya
Main WTC Tod Aaya."....Read More SMS/Jokes

Urdu Funny SMS - Tum hoti to aisa hota, tum hoti to waisa

Posted: 10 Apr 2011 09:38 PM PDT

Tum hoti to aisa hota, tum hoti to waisa hota Tum is baat pe itna hasti, tum uss baat pe itna khush hoti, Tum is baat pe ye kehti,tum uss baat pe wo kahati shukar hai tum nahi ho!!!....Read More SMS/Jokes

Self Praising SMS - Think Big.. Think Smart.. Think Positi

Posted: 10 Apr 2011 09:38 PM PDT

Think Big..
Think Smart..
Think Positive..
Think Beautiful..
Think Great..
I know, That is too much for u, so here is a Shortcut...
Just Think about me......Read More SMS/Jokes

Self Praising SMS - wese tusi na..... Tusi baray cute, s

Posted: 10 Apr 2011 09:38 PM PDT

wese tusi na.....
Tusi
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cute,
smart,
intellegent,
nice,
loving,
caring,
dashing,
adorable,
marveellous,
attractive,
friendly,
or lovely
banday ka
msg parh
rahay ho!!!:)....Read More SMS/Jokes

English Funny SMS - Just close ur eyes and think of urself f

Posted: 10 Apr 2011 09:37 PM PDT

Just close ur eyes and think of urself for 10 seconds......
Open ur eyes !
Now you will realize that u have wasted 10 sec in thinking of a
fool................Read More SMS/Jokes

Text Insults - Your brain will be refreshed in next fiv

Posted: 10 Apr 2011 09:37 PM PDT

Your brain will be refreshed in next five seconds.....5.....4....3...2..1.LOADING........Please wait.....ERROR: no brain detected....Read More SMS/Jokes

Send Me SMS - Is dil mein yaadon ke mele hain, tum bin

Posted: 10 Apr 2011 09:37 PM PDT

Is dil mein yaadon ke mele hain, tum bin bahut akele hain, sab kuch chodke tume SMS kar rele hain, dekho hum kitne wele hain.....Read More SMS/Jokes

Text Insults - Three Things i LIKE about YOU 1.

Posted: 10 Apr 2011 09:36 PM PDT

Three Things i
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Arey Yaar kuchh to acha kiya hota zindagi mein....Read More SMS/Jokes

Send Me SMS - Zindagi behaal hai, Sur hai naa taal ha

Posted: 10 Apr 2011 09:36 PM PDT

Zindagi behaal hai,
Sur hai naa taal hai,
Msgbox bhi kangal hai,
kya aapki sms factory me hartal hai,
yaar kuch to bhejo ye meri mobile ki zindagi ka sawaal hai.....Read More SMS/Jokes

Text Insults - Dekha tujhe to rooh khush ho gayi, Ek k

Posted: 10 Apr 2011 09:36 PM PDT

Dekha tujhe to rooh khush ho gayi,
Ek kami thi vo bhi puri ho gayi,
Pagal hain vo log jo kehte hain ki,
Chimpanzi ki aakhri nasal kahin kho gayi!!....Read More SMS/Jokes

Text Insults - Hitler bhi Chala Gaya, Saddam bhi Pakda

Posted: 10 Apr 2011 09:35 PM PDT

Hitler bhi Chala Gaya,
Saddam bhi Pakda gaya,
Bin Laden ka bhi pata Nahi,
Tum bhi Dekhte nahi....
Lagta hai dharti per ache din agaye......Read More SMS/Jokes

Text Insults - Roses r red, Voiles r blue, Monkeys li

Posted: 10 Apr 2011 09:34 PM PDT

Roses r red,
Voiles r blue,
Monkeys like u,
Should be kept in zoo,
Don�t get angry u�ll find me there too
Not in cage but laughing on u.....Read More SMS/Jokes

English Funny SMS - I want to share everything with u Your

Posted: 10 Apr 2011 09:34 PM PDT

I want to share everything with u
Your sadness, ur happy moments
Every single second of the day
Let�s start with
Your bank account.....Read More SMS/Jokes

Urdu Funny SMS - Badalo ke sath jab hawa chalti hai... T

Posted: 10 Apr 2011 09:33 PM PDT

Badalo ke sath jab hawa chalti hai...
To mujhe tumhari yaad aati hai.
Aasman mein jab badal garajte hai...
To mujhe tumhari yaad aati hai.
Barsaat jab shuru hoti hai ...
To mujhe tumhari yaad aati hai.
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Abey mera chata vapas kar.....Read More SMS/Jokes

Urdu Friendship SMS - Naye Milte He To Hum Purano Ko Aksar Bhu

Posted: 10 Apr 2011 09:23 PM PDT

Naye Milte He To Hum Purano Ko Aksar Bhul Jate Hay

Magar Ye Mat Bhul Mere Yaar

Jab Naye Dil tod Jate Hay To

Purane Hi Saath Nibhate Hay....Read More SMS/Jokes

Faraz Ahmed Shairy - Pehli Mulaqaat Thi Aur Hum Dono Hi Bebas

Posted: 10 Apr 2011 09:23 PM PDT

Pehli Mulaqaat Thi Aur Hum Dono Hi Bebas The

SOHAIL..


Hum Zulfe Na Sambhal Paye Or Meri JAAN Khud Ko......Read More SMS/Jokes

Urdu Friendship SMS - Koi Dost Aisa Banaya Jaye Jiske Aasuo

Posted: 10 Apr 2011 09:22 PM PDT

Koi Dost Aisa Banaya Jaye

Jiske Aasuo Ko Palko Me Chupaya Jaye

Rahe Uska Mera Rista Kuch Aisa Ke Agar

Wo Rahe Udas To Humse Bhi Na Muskrya Jaye....Read More SMS/Jokes

Sad Poetry SMS - Dil e Nadan Aaj Udas Bahut Tha Koi Du

Posted: 10 Apr 2011 09:22 PM PDT

Dil e Nadan Aaj Udas Bahut Tha

Koi Dur Hote Huye Bhi Pass Bahut Tha

Yu To Logo Ke Lage Huye The Mele

Fir Bhi JAAN Teri Kami Ka Ehsaas Bahut Tha....Read More SMS/Jokes

Urdu Love SMS - Haqiqat Samjho Ya Afsana Begana Kaho

Posted: 10 Apr 2011 09:22 PM PDT

Haqiqat Samjho Ya Afsana

Begana Kaho Ya Diwana

Suno aeJAAN Is Dil Ka Fasana

Aapka Pyar Hai Jine Ka Bahana....Read More SMS/Jokes

Urdu Love SMS - Mohabbat Ki Koi Kimat Nai Hoti Lekin

Posted: 10 Apr 2011 09:21 PM PDT

Mohabbat Ki Koi Kimat Nai Hoti

Lekin Fir Bhi Agar Aap Samjho Ki Mohabat Ka Koi Mol Ho To
aeJAAN Aisa Karo
Meri Jaan Le Lo
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APNI MOHABAT DE DO....Read More SMS/Jokes

Urdu Love SMS - Sath Chhor Ke Kabhi Humse Juda Mat Hona

Posted: 10 Apr 2011 09:21 PM PDT

Sath Chhor Ke Kabhi Humse Juda Mat Hona

Wafa Chaiye Apse Bewafa Mat Hona

Ruth Jaye Chahe Sari Khudai Humse

Magar aeJAAN Aap Humse Khafa Mat Hona....Read More SMS/Jokes
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