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Cool Jokes - SMS SMS SMS

Posted: 22 Dec 2011 03:40 PM PST

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Bus ab khush?
Phir na kehan k me sms nahi kerta!....Read More SMS/Jokes

Sardar Ji SMS - 1 sardar bus main bethaus k sa

Posted: 22 Dec 2011 03:35 PM PST

1 sardar bus main betha



us k samnay 1 molvi beth gia



sardar dar gia or bola "molana saab tusi dum darood walay oo yha bumb barood walay?"

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Decent SMS Jokes - ...To Apply Lipstick Is Girls Duty ,

Posted: 22 Dec 2011 03:34 PM PST

...To Apply Lipstick Is Girls Duty ,



To Spoil That Passionately Is Boys Duty ... (^_-)....Read More SMS/Jokes

Cool Jokes - Shiri Rehman Farmati hayZardari hazi

Posted: 22 Dec 2011 03:33 PM PST

Shiri Rehman Farmati hay

Zardari hazir hay jooty ki saza panay ko

wah wah

Zardari hazir hay jooty ki saza panay ko

liken koi jutey say na mare mere dewane ko.
....Read More SMS/Jokes

Cool Jokes - Naa dekh asmaan ko itni hasrat se…Dost

Posted: 22 Dec 2011 03:33 PM PST

Naa dekh asmaan ko itni hasrat se
…Dost…

Kisi parinday ne moo pe potti kr di to saari hasrat nikal jaye gi…!
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Sad Poetry SMS - KUCH TO HY TU BADAL GYA HY!.Wo Teri

Posted: 22 Dec 2011 03:33 PM PST

KUCH TO HY TU BADAL GYA HY!
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Wo Teri Ankhon K Khawb Sary Wo
Baten Sari Hisab Sary Sawal Sary
Jawab Sary
Wo khushain Sari
Azab Sary
Nasha Tha Jo Wo Utar Giya Hai,
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KUCH TO HAI TU BADAL GYA HAI!
Jo Tery Milny Ki Arzo Thi
Jo Tujko Pany Ki Justju Thi
Hui jo chahat abi shuro thi
Jo Teri Ankhon Main Roshni Thi
Jo Teri Baton Ki Rangini Thi
Jo Teri Sanson Ki Tazgi Thi
Jo Tery Lehjy Main Chashni Thi
Wo Sara Meetha Pighal Gaya Hai
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KUCH TO HY TU BDAL GYA HY".03127710082....Read More SMS/Jokes

Sad Poetry SMS - Aaj Mujhe Use Yaad Kar Lene Do,Uski

Posted: 22 Dec 2011 03:32 PM PST

Aaj Mujhe Use Yaad Kar Lene Do,

Uski Khushi K Liye Dilse Fariyad Kar Lene Do,

Kardi Hai Usne Barbad Zindagi

Jitni Bachi Hai Use Bhi 'BARBAD' Kar Lene Do 03127710082....Read More SMS/Jokes

Sad Poetry SMS - Ujde Dil Ko Basane Ke Liye Aa,Palbhar

Posted: 22 Dec 2011 03:32 PM PST

Ujde Dil Ko Basane Ke Liye Aa,
Palbhar Aankh Milane Ke Liye Aa,
Aa Dekh Nazdik Se Mere Jalne Ka Tamasha,
Kab Tujhe Kaha Ke Aag Bujhane Ke Liye Aa....Read More SMS/Jokes

Sad Poetry SMS - Kissi Ki Ankh Se Sapney Chura Ker Kuch N

Posted: 22 Dec 2011 03:32 PM PST

Kissi Ki Ankh Se Sapney Chura Ker Kuch Nahi Milta

Mandeiron Se Chiraaghon Ko Bhuja Ker Kuch Nahi Milta



Koi Ik Adha Sapna Ho Tou Ho , Acha Bhi Lagta Hai

Hazaron Khawb Ankhon Mein Saja Ker Kuch Nahi Milta



Sakoon Unko Nahi Milta Kabhi Pardes Bhi Ker

Jinhen Apne Watan Se Dil Laga Ker Kuch Nahi Milta



Issay Kehna Ke Palkon Per Na Tanke Khawbon Ke Jhalar

Samandar Ke Kinare Ghar Bana Ker Kuch Nahi Milta



Yeh Acha Hai Ke Apas Ke Bharam Na Tootne Payen

Kabhi Kabhi Doston Ko Azma Ker Kuch Nahi Milta



Mujhe Aksar Sitaron Se Yehi Awaaz Aati Hai

Kissi Ke Hijr Mein Neendein Ga'nwa Ker Kuch Nahi

Milta



Jigar Ho Jayega Chalni Yeh Ankhein Khoon Royengi

Wasi Be Faiz Logon Se Nibha Ker Kuch Nahi Milta....Read More SMS/Jokes

Urdu Funny SMS - Life main ek baat hameshan yaad rakhna

Posted: 16 Dec 2011 09:27 PM PST

Life main ek baat hameshan yaad rakhna
Life main ek baat hameshan yaad rakhna
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cream biscuit main cream hoti hai

lekin
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tiger biscuit main tiger nahi hota...
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Cool Jokes - one day bf and gf were going dating sud

Posted: 16 Dec 2011 07:15 PM PST

one day bf and gf were going dating sudenally gf asked
girl:darling how many time you cut your mustachs
boy:40 times
girl:are you mad
boy:no i am slailoon.
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Riddle & Puzzle SMS - 1- Qasai boht dair me aya 2- saba amir

Posted: 15 Dec 2011 01:36 AM PST

1- Qasai boht dair me aya
2- saba amir ki behn h
3- ye pajama naya h?
4- shahana aram kr rhi hogi
5- meri ammi kay lambe baal hn
6- Anam rude larki h

Answer if u'r Genius...........Read More SMS/Jokes

Pathan Jokes - Pathan na apna bacha ka naam america rak

Posted: 11 Dec 2011 05:13 PM PST

Pathan na apna bacha ka naam america rakh lea . Logo na pocha aap ka dushman ha america aap na apne bache ka naam america rakh lea . Pathan : na kaha hum dunya ko batana chahta ha ka pathan america ka baap ha .

Aur Aes tarah jang shoro ho ge.

America : Hum Chand per jakr jahaz banyge . Pathan : hum soraj pr ja kr naswar banayga . America : Tum jal jaega. Pathan : Hum Pagal nhe hum raat ko jayga.

HAHAHAHAHAHAH.
Thanks
Imran
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Islamic SMS - 10 Moharram k din Insan ki her DUA,TOBA

Posted: 09 Dec 2011 05:30 PM PST

10 Moharram k din Insan ki her DUA,TOBA Qubool hogi,Q k iss din Hazrat Aadam (A.S) ki Tauba Qubool hui thi Hazrat Moosa (A.S) ki Dua Qubool hui thi Hazrat Eessa (A.S) Asmän per Utha liye gaey they, Hazrat Younis (A.S) Machhli k pait se Nikäley gaey the,
Hazrat Muhammad Mustafa (Sallallaho Alaihe Wasallam)ko Nabuwat isi din mili Isliye is din Allah se apne Gunaho ki muafi Mangen or jo Dua Mange mujhe b plz shamil krlen Allah Taala Qubul Farmaega
INSHAALLAH....Read More SMS/Jokes

Urdu Poetry SMS - Kashmir Ki Vadiyon Mein, Barfilee Hawao

Posted: 09 Dec 2011 04:43 PM PST

Kashmir Ki Vadiyon Mein,
Barfilee Hawaon Mein,
Neele Gagan Ke Neeche
Jheel Ke Kinarey

Gehri Soch Mein Baithe

Ranjhe Ko Heer Ne Kya Kaha…
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Stupid!!!!!
Hero Matt Bano
Sweater Pahan Le………….
Thand Ho Rahi Hai.

Happy Winter....Read More SMS/Jokes

Urdu Poetry SMS - Toot Kar Chahne Wale Aaj B Tuje Chahte H

Posted: 09 Dec 2011 04:42 PM PST

Toot Kar Chahne Wale Aaj B Tuje Chahte Han..
"Aye dost"

Ye Or Bat He Tuje Ahsas na Kal Tha Na Aaj Hai......Read More SMS/Jokes

Boys vs Girls SMS - Train Mei 3 Girls Bethi Thin Ek la

Posted: 08 Dec 2011 03:00 AM PST


Train Mei 3 Girls Bethi Thin

Ek larka unse bola: Apka Naam?

1st: Pinki Behen

2nd: Sara Behen

3rd: Nadia Behen

Girls: Aur Aapka Naam?

Larka: Pappu Behen ,,,,!....Read More SMS/Jokes

Boys vs Girls SMS - Boy: Teri Judai me, Nend urti ha, Jan ja

Posted: 08 Dec 2011 02:58 AM PST

Boy: Teri Judai me, Nend urti ha, Jan jati ha, chen khota ha, Dil rota ha...!

Girl: Check krwale Beta Dengi Virus b aesa hi hota hy ,,,,!....Read More SMS/Jokes

Broken Heart SMS - pal bhar mein toot jaye wo kasam nahi,

Posted: 06 Dec 2011 08:29 PM PST

pal bhar mein toot jaye wo kasam nahi,
dosti ko bhool jaye wo hum nahi,
tum bewafa bano is baat mein dam nahi,
kyunke hamari bhi wafa kuch kam nahi.......
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Punjabi Funny SMS - Ek kanjr tha wo sms parh tha . . . .

Posted: 05 Dec 2011 11:58 AM PST

Ek kanjr tha wo sms parh tha
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Use pta tha k sender ne use kanjr kha ha
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Wo phir b sms parh rha tha
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.Kiya krta



kanjr jo tha.Don't mind kanjr hahaha ha....Read More SMS/Jokes

Islamic SMS - Ek masjid k derwaze per ik khobsurut jum

Posted: 05 Dec 2011 11:47 AM PST

Ek masjid k derwaze per ik khobsurut jumla likha hua tha.

"Allaha" k pass ap ke dua suneny k liye bohat waqt ha kiya ap k pass dua krne k liye waqt ha.....Read More SMS/Jokes

Punjabi Funny SMS - Meri apse guzarish ha k ap muj ko good m

Posted: 05 Dec 2011 11:38 AM PST

Meri apse guzarish ha k ap muj ko good morning wale sms ne send kiya krna
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.Sms ke bajiye halwa puri snd kr diya krna....Read More SMS/Jokes

Broken Heart SMS - hansna hamara kisi ko gawara nahi hota,

Posted: 04 Dec 2011 09:08 PM PST

hansna hamara kisi ko gawara nahi hota,
har musafir zindagi ka sahara nahi hota,
miltay hain bohat se log is tanha zindagi mein,
par har koi tum sa pyara nahi hota.......
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Broken Heart SMS - jab yaar yaar se juda hota hai, to dil

Posted: 04 Dec 2011 09:06 PM PST

jab yaar yaar se juda hota hai,
to dil khoon ke aansoon rota hai,
bedard zamana kia janney,
is pyar mein kia kia hota hai........
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Broken Heart SMS - a hasil-e-khulos bata kia jawab doon, d

Posted: 04 Dec 2011 09:04 PM PST

a hasil-e-khulos bata kia jawab doon,
duniya ye poochti hai mein kion udaas hoon.............Read More SMS/Jokes

Broken Heart SMS - vadey pe wo mere aitabar nai kartey, hu

Posted: 04 Dec 2011 09:00 PM PST

vadey pe wo mere aitabar nai kartey,
hum zikre mohabat sarre bazar nahi karte,
darta hai dil unki ruswai se,
or wo sochte hain k hum unse pyar nahi karte.........
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Broken Heart SMS - rutho mat humein bhulana nai ata, door

Posted: 04 Dec 2011 08:56 PM PST

rutho mat humein bhulana nai ata,
door mat jana humein bhulana nai ata,
tum bhool jao tmhari marzi hum kya karien,
humein to bhulana bhi nai ata.......
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Broken Heart SMS - tab milna jab tumko humse tumko pyar ho,

Posted: 04 Dec 2011 08:53 PM PST

tab milna jab tumko humse tumko pyar ho,
mere muhabat ka jab tum ko aytabar ho,
dharkane rukte hain,jab tmharesham-o-seher dil bhi mujh se milne ko be karar ho........
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Broken Heart SMS - bewafaon se bhi pyar hota hai, arey kuc

Posted: 04 Dec 2011 08:50 PM PST

bewafaon se bhi pyar hota hai,
arey kuch bhi ho yaar to yaar hota hai,
hum bewafa the is liye nazron se gir gaye,
or shayad tmhe talash kisi bewafa ki thi.............Read More SMS/Jokes

Boys vs Girls SMS - "2 lovers in K.F.C" Larka: kia khao gi

Posted: 03 Dec 2011 05:42 PM PST

"2 lovers in K.F.C"
Larka:
kia khao gi sweet heart?
larki:
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"naan tikki" mangva lo.
moral:aur phassao government school ki bachiyaan..............Read More SMS/Jokes

Sad Poetry SMS - Khush kismat hai wo shaks jis k lye koi

Posted: 03 Dec 2011 05:01 PM PST

Khush kismat hai wo shaks jis k lye koi roi

OR

Bad kismat hai wo shaks jis k lye koi roee!! 03133388085....Read More SMS/Jokes

Cool Jokes - Shiri Rehman Farmati hay Zardari hazi

Posted: 01 Dec 2011 02:47 PM PST

Shiri Rehman Farmati hay

Zardari hazir hay jooty ki saza panay ko

wah wah

Zardari hazir hay jooty ki saza panay ko

liken koi jutey say na mare mere dewane ko.
....Read More SMS/Jokes

Cool Jokes - Shiri Rehman Farmati hay Zardari hazi

Posted: 01 Dec 2011 02:46 PM PST

Shiri Rehman Farmati hay

Zardari hazir hay jooty ki saza panay ko

wah wah

Zardari hazir hay jooty ki saza panay ko

liken koi jutey say na mare mere dewane ko.
....Read More SMS/Jokes

Broken Heart SMS - humne chaha bohat par izhar kar na sakey

Posted: 01 Dec 2011 12:00 AM PST

humne chaha bohat par izhar kar na sakey,
kat gai umar par pyar kar na sakey,
usne mangi to humse judai mangi,
or hum the k inkar kar na sakey.
(BROKEN HEART)....Read More SMS/Jokes

Broken Heart SMS - hum jin ke liye kal kafar baney the asif

Posted: 30 Nov 2011 11:22 PM PST

hum jin ke liye kal kafar baney the asif mir aj wo kisi aur k liye muslman ban gaya hai....Read More SMS/Jokes

Broken Heart SMS - i love walking in rain because no one kn

Posted: 30 Nov 2011 11:20 PM PST

i love walking in rain because no one knows that i am crying...............Read More SMS/Jokes

Cool Jokes - Girl: Are you free..?? Lets hang out ton

Posted: 30 Nov 2011 07:14 PM PST

Girl: Are you free..?? Lets hang out tonight..

Boy: I can't.. I m hanging out with someone else..

Girl: Who..??
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Boy: The most beautiful, special, amazing girl in the world?

Girl: Oh...Gud bye !!!

(5 minutes later the doorbell rings)
Girl: Why are u here?

Boy: I already told you, i was coming over.. :) :) ?....Read More SMS/Jokes

Cool Jokes - Khushnaseeb hain aap Jo Ham aap ko it

Posted: 30 Nov 2011 07:09 PM PST

Khushnaseeb hain aap

Jo Ham aap ko itni shiddat say chahtay hain

Warna Hum wo hain Jin k Khawab main bhi log
"Appointment" lay kar aatay hain
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Cool Jokes - Khushnaseeb hain aap Jo Ham aap ko it

Posted: 30 Nov 2011 07:08 PM PST

Khushnaseeb hain aap

Jo Ham aap ko itni shiddat say chahtay hain

Warna Hum wo hain Jin k Khawab main bhi log
"Appointment" lay kar aatay hain
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Cool Jokes - Khushnaseeb hain aap Jo Ham aap ko it

Posted: 30 Nov 2011 07:07 PM PST

Khushnaseeb hain aap

Jo Ham aap ko itni shiddat say chahtay hain

Warna Hum wo hain Jin k Khawab main bhi log
"Appointment" lay kar aatay hain
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Islamic SMS - Ye Keh Ker Farishto'n Se JANNAT Mein C

Posted: 30 Nov 2011 06:05 PM PST

Ye Keh Ker Farishto'n Se
JANNAT Mein Chala Jao'n Ga

HUSSAIN (r.a) k Qadmo'n k
Nishaan Dhoond Raha Hoon

~ Allama Iqbal ~....Read More SMS/Jokes

Islamic SMS - Marr Ja Furaat Apne Hi Paani Mein Doob

Posted: 30 Nov 2011 06:04 PM PST

Marr Ja Furaat Apne Hi Paani
Mein Doob Ker ...

Pyasa Chala Gaya Hy Tere
Paas Se HUSSAIN .......Read More SMS/Jokes

Islamic SMS - Afzal hy kul jahan se ghrana HUSSA

Posted: 30 Nov 2011 05:49 PM PST

Afzal hy kul
jahan se
ghrana
HUSSAIN ka

Nabion ka tajdar hy Nana HUSSAIN ka

1 pal ki thi bas hakomat yazeed ki

Sadian HUSSAIN ki hain zmana HUSSAIN ka.....Read More SMS/Jokes

Islamic SMS - Wo Jis Ne Apne Nana Ka Wada Wafa Ker D

Posted: 30 Nov 2011 05:40 PM PST

Wo Jis Ne Apne Nana
Ka Wada Wafa Ker Dia

Ghar Ka Ghar
Supard-e-Allah Ker Dia

Nosh Ker Lia Jis Ne
Shahadat Ka Jaam

Us Hussain Ibn e Ali
Par Lakho'n Salam .......Read More SMS/Jokes

Islamic SMS - Anjam-e-Wafa Kia Hy Socha Nahi Kerty

Posted: 30 Nov 2011 05:35 PM PST

Anjam-e-Wafa Kia Hy
Socha Nahi Kerty

Momin Kabhi Halaat Se
Sauda Nahi Kerty

Ye Rasm Sikhai Hy
Hussain Ibn e Ali Ne

Sarr Sajde Mein Ho Tou
Teero'n Ki Parwah Nahi Kerty....Read More SMS/Jokes

Islamic SMS - Yazeed Se Pucho k Tera Raaj Kahan Hy ?

Posted: 30 Nov 2011 05:32 PM PST

Yazeed Se Pucho k
Tera Raaj Kahan Hy ?

Wo Khoon Se Aaluda
Tera Taj Kahan Hy ?

Zinda Hy Hussain
Hamesha Hi Rahe Ga !

Yazeed La'anat k Siwa
Teri Yaad Aaj Kahan Hy ?....Read More SMS/Jokes

Islamic SMS - Marefat Unkao milti hy, Jinki Akido'n m

Posted: 30 Nov 2011 05:29 PM PST

Marefat Unkao milti hy,
Jinki Akido'n me YAKEEN hota hy

Dikhawe se kuch nahi hota
Pairwi-e-Ahlebayt se Parwaz-e-Jannat hota hy....Read More SMS/Jokes

Islamic SMS - Kareeb AHLEBAYT k Aao toh koi Baat bane

Posted: 30 Nov 2011 05:29 PM PST

Kareeb AHLEBAYT k Aao toh koi Baat bane
Imaan phir se Jaga'o toh koi baat bane

Lahoo jo Beh gaya Sahie-e-KARBALA ka
Unke MAQSAD ko samjho toh koi baat bane....Read More SMS/Jokes

Islamic SMS - *. .Dekh mander se apni Masjid ko, Sa

Posted: 30 Nov 2011 05:28 PM PST

*. .Dekh mander se apni Masjid ko,

Sab jama'at ne hath ba'ndhen hain,

Jisne ZAINAB A.s k haath ba'ndhen thay,

Us k Qudrat ne hath ba'ndhen hain. .*....Read More SMS/Jokes

Islamic SMS - *. . .Ek din hamare ansoo hum se pooch b

Posted: 30 Nov 2011 05:28 PM PST

*. . .Ek din hamare ansoo hum se pooch bethe,

"Humain roz roz kyun bulate ho?"

hum ne kaha "Hum naam-e-Hussain lete hain,

Tum khud hi chale aate ho. . .*....Read More SMS/Jokes
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