Saturday, January 29, 2011

RSS Feed of Funny SMS

RSS Feed of Funny SMS

urdu funny sms - sms 1 masti hai

Posted: 29 Jan 2011 12:16 AM PST

sms 1 masti hai
ye call se sasti hai
nind ko udati hai
dilo ko jalati hai
dimag ko pakati hai
par apko hamari yad b to dilati hai....Read More SMS/Jokes

urdu poetry sms - jaag jao k tumharay chahray ki kirnein

Posted: 29 Jan 2011 12:16 AM PST

jaag jao k tumharay chahray ki kirnein

hmari subha krti hein yeh suraj aab-0-tab

say nikalta joga kci aur k lyay....Read More SMS/Jokes

motivational quotes - be true to yourself and be less concerned

Posted: 29 Jan 2011 12:16 AM PST

be true to yourself and be less concerned

with what others think of you

dont accept their definition of you

but grow into a self definition of your own....Read More SMS/Jokes

urdu poetry sms - utar rahy hain jo dil main khayal

Posted: 29 Jan 2011 12:16 AM PST

utar rahy hain jo dil main khayal tery hain


k meri
chashm-e-tamanna main khawb tery
hain

kitab meri qalam mera soch b meri


mgr jo likhy hain me ny wo baab tery hain


tu meri zaat ka 1 mustanad hawala hy


kitab-e-ishq main saary nisaab tery hain....Read More SMS/Jokes

urdu poetry sms - yeh dukh dill say nahi taltey

Posted: 29 Jan 2011 12:16 AM PST

yeh dukh dill say nahi taltey
jo uss ne haath choura to
mujhey rastay nahi miltay....Read More SMS/Jokes

motivational quotes - always listen to your elders advice

Posted: 29 Jan 2011 12:16 AM PST

always listen to your elders advice

not because

they are always right

but because

they have more experience of being wrong....Read More SMS/Jokes

urdu poetry sms - kahun ke kya ho tum

Posted: 29 Jan 2011 12:15 AM PST

kahun ke kya ho tum

mere liye meri duniya ho tum
cho k jo guzre wo hawa ho tum

maine jo mangi wo dua ho tum
kya maine mehsos wo ehsas ho tum

meri nazar ki talash ho tum
meri zindagi ka qarar ho tum

maine jo chaha wo pyar ho tum
mere intizar ki rahat ho tum

kaise kahun k sirf pyar nahin
meri jaan ho tum....Read More SMS/Jokes

urdu poetry sms - khushbakhti samajh lo

Posted: 29 Jan 2011 12:15 AM PST

khushbakhti samajh lo

ya

siyahbakhti keh lo

mujhe sare zamane mein

mohabbat hai to bas

tum se....Read More SMS/Jokes

motivational quotes - each of us has different talents dif

Posted: 28 Jan 2011 11:30 PM PST

each of us has different talents

different dreams and different destinations

yet we all have the power

to make a new tomorrow....Read More SMS/Jokes

urdu funny sms - kuch is tarah us ne mujhe bewaqoof banay

Posted: 28 Jan 2011 11:19 PM PST

kuch is tarah us ne mujhe bewaqoof banaya faraz













han bilkul isi tarah....Read More SMS/Jokes

urdu friendship sms - ek pyara sa sach jis

Posted: 28 Jan 2011 10:24 PM PST

ek pyara sa sach


jise hum dil se like kartey hain unki pasand khud hi apni pasand ban jati hay

chota sa exmple a0r sach

ek gana tha jo mujhai pasand nahin tha main sunta nahin thamager ik baar jab mujhay marey bestfriend ney kaha yeh gana suno mujhay bohat pasand hay tab sey mujhai bhe vo gana acha lagney laga a0r ab jab bhe vo gana chalta hay main zar0or sunta ho0n

moralpyar main aap khud ko tabdel nahin kartey balkey khud hi hojatey ho a0r pyar dosto sey bhe hota hay janab....Read More SMS/Jokes

urdu poetry sms - yeh dooriyaan to mitta doon main aik pal

Posted: 28 Jan 2011 10:23 PM PST

yeh dooriyaan to mitta doon main aik pal mein magar

kabhi qadam nahien chaltey to kabhi rastey nahien miltey....Read More SMS/Jokes

urdu poetry sms - raah e wafa pey chaltey chaltey kis kii

Posted: 28 Jan 2011 10:21 PM PST

raah e wafa pey chaltey chaltey kis kii sochien badlien thien

kis ney kis sey haath churaya tum bhi socho main bhi sochon....Read More SMS/Jokes

good night sms - good night to you

Posted: 28 Jan 2011 09:07 PM PST




good



b
nightfs124pr....Read More SMS/Jokes

good morning sms - moon is upset

Posted: 28 Jan 2011 09:07 PM PST

mon is upset and sun is happy bcoz
moon is going 2 miss u

sun is waiting to see u
sohave a sweet and lovely morning
subha-ba-khair....Read More SMS/Jokes

happy marriage sms - suna he k jannat me husband

Posted: 28 Jan 2011 09:07 PM PST

wifesuna he k jannat me husband
k sath wife ko nhi rehne dete

husband sahi suna he

wifeaisa kyon

husbndary pagli isi liy to
usy jannt kehte han....Read More SMS/Jokes

sardar ji sms - ja puttar 1 glass pani le k aa

Posted: 28 Jan 2011 09:06 PM PST

sardar 2 his son
ja puttar 1 glass pani le k aa
son sorry abba main nai ja skda
2nd son
abba ay te he e chawal a ja tou aap e le aa....Read More SMS/Jokes

sardar ji sms - srdar train ki kirki sy bola ye kon sa s

Posted: 28 Jan 2011 09:06 PM PST

srdar train ki kirki sy bola ye kon sa station hy
bahir sy awaz ae
thallay a k wekh ly chawla nawaab ban rya ae srkari nalkay vrga tara nak aa
kesa tera dadu charger warga m0un e
sardarchalo g faislabad agya-....Read More SMS/Jokes

islamic sms - 1 0rat tandoor pe rotian paka rahi thi

Posted: 28 Jan 2011 09:06 PM PST

1 0rat tandoor pe rotian paka
rahi thi
uska bacha
bar bar aag k
pas jata tha
wo bache ko
aag se dur
betha deti
1 buzurag ne
pucha
ye esa q
kerti he

sathi takay
bacha aag se
bach jae

buzurag
ne farmaya
maa se b
70 guna ziyada
muhabbat karne
wala rab
bilkul isi tarha
apni makhluq
ko aag se
bachane ki
koshish karta he
lekin
makhluq
bache ki tarah
bar bar aag k
karib bhagi ja
rahi he

allahu akbar dil kary tou frwd karo....Read More SMS/Jokes

urdu funny sms - asman pr urty howy prindy se ksi ne pocha

Posted: 28 Jan 2011 09:05 PM PST

asman pr urty howy prindy se ksi ne pocha

kya tumhe zamen par girny ka dar nai


us ny ghour se use dekha aur


kaha



shkal changi nahi gal te changi kar....Read More SMS/Jokes

sardar ji sms - asked to explain in english

Posted: 28 Jan 2011 09:05 PM PST

sardar was asked to explain in english
dukh hamesha sath rehta hai magr khushi aati jati rehti hai

sardar
my wife is with me but her sister comes goes....Read More SMS/Jokes

english friendship sms - old friends r gold

Posted: 28 Jan 2011 09:05 PM PST

old friends r gold
new friends r
diamond

if u got diamond
dont forget the gold

bcz to hold a
diamond in a ring u
need a base of gold
love u my swet frnd....Read More SMS/Jokes

urdu funny sms - mohabat 1 bar ho jaye us ko

Posted: 28 Jan 2011 09:04 PM PST

mohabat 1 bar ho jaye us ko bholapan kehtay hain

2 bar ho jaye us ko dewaanapan kehtay hain

3 bar hoo jaye us ko pagalpan kehtay hain

counting phir bhi na rukhay usi ko kameenapan kehtay hai....Read More SMS/Jokes

punjabi funny sms - 1 larki janat main gei to frishton se boli

Posted: 28 Jan 2011 09:02 PM PST

1 larki janat main gei to frishton se boli

meri shadi kisi molvi naal hi krayo

farishtasabr kar le bibi

pehly kisi molvi nu janat wich aan te de....Read More SMS/Jokes

geo or jeenay do sms - hmary tu kutty chor pkar lety hen

Posted: 28 Jan 2011 09:02 PM PST

amrican
hmary tu kutty chor pkar lety hen
japani
hmari fish tu basket ball khel leti hy
pakistani
lo dasso jee
sady ty bandar v msg parh lendy nyfs124pr....Read More SMS/Jokes

islamic sms - wohi mehfooz rakhy ga mery

Posted: 28 Jan 2011 09:02 PM PST

wohi mehfooz rakhy ga mery ghar ko balaon sy
jo barish me shajar sy ghonsla girny nhi deta
always trust on allahfs124pr....Read More SMS/Jokes

new year sms - aye naye saal bata tujh main naya kiya hai

Posted: 28 Jan 2011 09:01 PM PST

aye naye saal bata tujh main naya kiya hai
har taraf khalq ne kyun shor macha rakha hai

roshni din ki wohi taaron bhari raat wohi
aaj humko nazar aati hai har baat wohi

aasmaan badla hai na badli hai afsurda zameen
ek hindsay ka badalna koi jiddat tou nahi

aglay barson ki tarah hongay qareenay teray
kisay maaloom nahi 12 maheenay teray

tu naya hai to dikha subah nayee shaam nayee
warna in aankhon ne dekhay hain naye saal kayee....Read More SMS/Jokes

miscellaneous sms - hazrat mohammad sallalaho alaehi wasallam

Posted: 28 Jan 2011 09:01 PM PST

kisi b website per
hazrat mohammad sallalaho alaehi wasallam ki shaan me koi gustakhi dekhen to foran itla den
ph 08005505 free call
iss msg ko apni poori phone book per send karen ye aapki duty he
plz dont stop....Read More SMS/Jokes

sorry sms jokes - wafa ki laaj mein ek dosray

Posted: 28 Jan 2011 09:01 PM PST

wafa ki laaj mein ek dosray ko maan lena hi acha hai
anaa ki jang mein akser judai jeet jaati hai....Read More SMS/Jokes

current affairs sms - tamam doston se guzarish hai k

Posted: 28 Jan 2011 09:01 PM PST

tamam doston se guzarish hai k allah k wasty zubeda aapa ka mazaq na uraen wo buzurg khatoon hain
allah mazaq uraney walo ka mazaq bana deta hai
zara sochein koi is tarha hamari maa ka mazaq uraye to
allah ap ki maa behno ki izzat ki hifazt kare
aameen
khud ko bhi rokein or 2sro ko bhi rokein
pls frwd 2 all
zubeda aapa ka beta hussain tariq....Read More SMS/Jokes

self praising sms - about ur favourite personality

Posted: 28 Jan 2011 09:00 PM PST

this calculation will tell u about ur favourite personality

sath sath solve karna

pick 1 favourite no
1-2-3-4-5-6-7-8-9
then multiply by 3
then 3 then multiply by 3 again
now u will get a 2 digit number

ek digit ko dusray digit main add karo that will b ur favourite personality

1 mother
2 father
3 brother
4 sister
5 your self
6 cousin
7 koi ni
8 teacher
9 sayyam
aur jo answer aye mujhe zaror batana....Read More SMS/Jokes

urdu text insults - tu kisi aur k liay ho ga samandar-e-ishq

Posted: 28 Jan 2011 09:00 PM PST

tu kisi aur k liay ho ga samandar-e-ishq

dost

mere liay to tou kamina tha kamina hai aur kanjar hi rahey ga

ha ha ha
la lo litar....Read More SMS/Jokes

urdu text insults - bebas kar deta hai qanoon-e-dosti

Posted: 28 Jan 2011 09:00 PM PST

bebas kar deta hai qanoon-e-dosti warna







jinna tu chawl ein main tenu khali msg v na karaan
mind zarur krna....Read More SMS/Jokes

urdu funny sms - o puttar teno es saal motr cycle

Posted: 28 Jan 2011 09:00 PM PST

gujjar
o puttar teno es saal motr cycle lazmi le k deni pawain to pass howain ya fail

puttar
hain abba

gujjar
han puttar j pass hoea te cd70 colage jan lai
tay j fail hoea tay yama dodh wechan lai....Read More SMS/Jokes

english friendship sms - nice lines by a true friend

Posted: 28 Jan 2011 08:59 PM PST

nice lines by a true friend

i cant promise to solve all your problems
but i can promise that you would not have to face them alone....Read More SMS/Jokes

miscellaneous sms - sab frindes ko sms kar ke samjhao

Posted: 28 Jan 2011 08:59 PM PST

sab frindes ko sms kar ke samjhao
plz
rahat fathe k songs ko block karein
aj din charhiya
n
love aj kal
es begerat insan ne is song me allah k baray me ghalat bakwas ki hai
manga jo mera hai
jata kya tera hai
mene konsi tujh se jannat mang li
kesa khuda hai
tu bs nam ka hai
ja rabba teri itni si bi na chali
nauzbillah
agr packag hai tu
is msg ko itna phelao jitna allah pe eemaan hy....Read More SMS/Jokes

pathan jokes - admi bakriyan chara raha tha

Posted: 28 Jan 2011 08:59 PM PST

admi bakriyan chara raha tha

pathan
ye bakriyan kahan ly ja rhy ho


admi
inhen school chorne ja rha hon


pthan
mjy pagal smja ha







aj to itwar ha....Read More SMS/Jokes

urdu funny sms - 1 shrabi bus main sawaar hua

Posted: 28 Jan 2011 08:58 PM PST

1 shrabi bus main sawaar hua to seat par bethy molvi ne kaha


tum jahanum k rastay pe ja rahay ho



sharabi chillaya






o chavlo roko main tay faislabad jana c menu la deo....Read More SMS/Jokes

urdu funny sms - newtons 1st law of poondi

Posted: 28 Jan 2011 08:55 PM PST

newtons 1st law of poondi

every poonder continues to do poondi unless or until thppr or sndal with velocity of 98ms hit upon his hed by lovely girl
this force is clled be-ezzt force
which is directly propotionl to shrmindgi
but beghirti remins constnt....Read More SMS/Jokes

islamic sms - apna sar oncha rakho k tum

Posted: 28 Jan 2011 08:55 PM PST

apna sar oncha rakho k tum kisi se nhi darty
lekin apni nigahain nechi rakho ta k pata chale k tum ek ba izat ghraney se taaluk rakhte hohazrat ali....Read More SMS/Jokes

pathan jokes - 1 darzi logon k kpry le kr farar hogya

Posted: 28 Jan 2011 08:55 PM PST

1 darzi logon k kpry le kr farar hogya

koi kehta mri shalwar

koi kehta meri qameez

1 patan b ro rha tha logo ne pocha q ro rahy ho

pathanhmara naap ly gya
fs124pr....Read More SMS/Jokes
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