Wednesday, January 19, 2011

RSS Feed of Funny SMS

RSS Feed of Funny SMS


English Love SMS - written by a true lover

Posted: 19 Jan 2011 04:53 AM PST

written by a true lover

whenever i see her she hate me

but whenever she see othr couples

she really miss me-....Read More SMS/Jokes

Urdu Love SMS - mere be-rabt khayalat

Posted: 19 Jan 2011 04:53 AM PST

mere be-rabt khayalat me kiya rakha hy

main to pagal hoon meri baat me kiya rakha hy

baandh rakha hy teri yaad ne maazi se mujhe

warna guzre lamhaat me kiya rakha hy

meri takmeel teri zaat se hi mumkin hy

tu alag ho to meri zaat me kiya rakha hy

ye shab-o-roz tere ghum se hi taabinda hen

warna in gardash-e- halaat me kiya rakha hy

har janam sath nibhao to koi baat banay

chand lamhon ki mulaqat me kiya rakha hy....Read More SMS/Jokes

Urdu Love SMS - mene kaha mere liye

Posted: 19 Jan 2011 04:53 AM PST

mene kaha mere liye b dua kya karo
usne kaha is ki na fikr kya karo
mene kaha mere zehan pe rehta hai bojh sa
usne kaha chup k se kabi ro lya karo
mene kaha tere khawab jaga dete hain
usne kaha raton ko socha na karo
mene kaha raton ko nend nhi ati
usne kaha sone ki koshsh to kya karo
mene kaha dil main teri yaden hain
usne kaha k dil ko smjhaya karo
mene kaha tere milne ki umed hai kya
usne kaha qismt pr bhrosa kya karo....Read More SMS/Jokes

English Love SMS - xcellent saying by a great

Posted: 19 Jan 2011 04:52 AM PST

xcellent saying by a great philosopher-

love is that beautiful forest where brave tigers are killed by the attractive eyes of beautiful deers....Read More SMS/Jokes

Sardar Ji SMS - sardar apna radio

Posted: 19 Jan 2011 04:52 AM PST

sardar apna radio theek karwanay shop pe gaya

dukandar radio to theek hai
bas mousam kharab honay ki waja se chal nahi raha


sardar theek hai



te mousam nawa pa day -....Read More SMS/Jokes

Sardar Ji SMS - qwhy is a sardarji

Posted: 19 Jan 2011 04:52 AM PST

qwhy is a sardarji standing below
a tube light with a open mouth

abecause his doctor advised him
todays dinner should be light....Read More SMS/Jokes

Sardar Ji SMS - a sardar ji pulled

Posted: 19 Jan 2011 04:52 AM PST

a sardar ji pulled out 6 people from a burning house
still he was in jailwhy
coz all the 6 were fire brigade staff....Read More SMS/Jokes

Sardar Ji SMS - a sardar his wife filed an

Posted: 19 Jan 2011 04:52 AM PST

a sardar his wife filed an application for divorce

judge asked
how will you divide you have 3 children

sardar replied
ok we will apply next year....Read More SMS/Jokes

Urdu Funny SMS - faqeerek rupay de do lady sharam n

Posted: 19 Jan 2011 04:51 AM PST

faqeerek rupay de do
lady sharam nhi aati itne smart handsome nojawan ho k bheek mangte ho



faqeracha janab phir 1 pappi hi dy do....Read More SMS/Jokes

Current Affairs SMS - balgham ko dhoop mein sukha kar choti c

Posted: 19 Jan 2011 04:51 AM PST

balgham ko dhoop mein sukha kar choti choti goliyan bana k chabaya jaye
to
ding dong bubble gum ki kami puri ho jati hai

zubaida aapa k bachat walay totkay-fs124pr....Read More SMS/Jokes

Reply Me SMS - chose favourite book then ill tell u k

Posted: 19 Jan 2011 04:51 AM PST

chose favourite book then ill tell u k ap k dil mein had se zada kis k liye mohabbat hy
physics
biology
math
urdu
chmstry
eng
pstdy
islamiat
reply must

physicschildrn se
biologylover se
mathammi se
urdufamily se
chemistrymujhse
englishmangetr se o oh
pak studyfathr se
islamiyatkoi
khaas
fs124pr....Read More SMS/Jokes

Current Affairs SMS - mehrbani kr k is msg ko itna 4wrd karain k

Posted: 19 Jan 2011 04:50 AM PST

mehrbani kr k is msg ko itna 4wrd karain k







zubaidah apa tk pohanch jaye






apa ammi keh rhi hain gas nhi aa rhi koi totka bata den-d -....Read More SMS/Jokes

Current Affairs SMS - wo konsa khan hai jo pathan nh h

Posted: 19 Jan 2011 04:50 AM PST

wo konsa khan hai jo pathan nh h










dastar khan
zubaida apa ki pahelian....Read More SMS/Jokes

Islamic SMS - insan mai 1 cheez nahi hai wo

Posted: 19 Jan 2011 04:48 AM PST

insan mai 18243 cheez nahi hai
wo hai

sabar

18243 cheez farishton mai
bi nahi hai
wo hai

takabur

18243 cheez quran mai
bi nahi hai
wo hai

jhoot

or

aapko pata hai k 18243 cheez

janat or dozakh mai
bi nahi hai
wo hai



mout
remind this beautiful informationfs124pr....Read More SMS/Jokes

Urdu Poetry SMS - mjhe aksar apno se chahat ka shikwa reht

Posted: 18 Jan 2011 09:42 PM PST

mjhe aksar apno se chahat ka shikwa rehta hai


wasi


q k apno ne kabhi nai chaha mjhe apno ki tarah....Read More SMS/Jokes

Urdu Poetry SMS - hum na b mohbt ki thi mgr kch b na mila

Posted: 18 Jan 2011 09:42 PM PST

hum na b mohbt ki thi mgr kch b na mila hisrat k siwa

tum na b humain lizam diya kia kahain isay kismat k siwa

sona tha wafa jo krte hein inam-a-wafa pe jeetey hein

dekha tu koi anjam nhi ulfat ka ik nafrat k siwa

asy tu kabhi socha na tha chahy tha pyr tumra

magr kch pa na skay tomat ka siwa....Read More SMS/Jokes

Rainy Day / Barish SMS - barish main bahgny ka apna hi maza hai a

Posted: 18 Jan 2011 09:41 PM PST

barish main bahgny ka apna hi maza hai amir

per shart yeh hai k humsafar sath hu....Read More SMS/Jokes

English Love SMS - i hate the moment when suddenly my a

Posted: 18 Jan 2011 09:40 PM PST

i hate the moment

when suddenly my anger

turns into tears -fs124pr....Read More SMS/Jokes

Urdu Poetry SMS - bikhar rahe hain meri zindag

Posted: 18 Jan 2011 09:40 PM PST

bikhar rahe hain meri
zindagi k tamam warq


na jany kab koi aandhi
uraa k le jaye....Read More SMS/Jokes

English Love SMS - when somebody who is deeply in love wit

Posted: 18 Jan 2011 09:39 PM PST

when somebody who is deeply
in love with you tells that
you are
cute beautiful angelic
i agree thats true
believe me
i swear because love is definitely blind....Read More SMS/Jokes

Current Affairs SMS - jis guard ne salman taseer ko mara hai

Posted: 17 Jan 2011 10:51 PM PST

jis guard ne salman taseer ko mara hai
aisa guard zardari ko b dia jaye

zubaida aapa k khooni totkay....Read More SMS/Jokes

Urdu Poetry SMS - ek hijr musalsal hai aansu hain mer

Posted: 17 Jan 2011 10:50 PM PST

ek hijr musalsal hai
aansu hain mere saathi

kuch khawaab puranay hain
kuch paas nhi baaqi

teray paas chala aon
teri neend chura lon

mere dil se na janay q
ye khwahish nhi jati

din raat tumhen daikhon
or pyar kiye jaon

meri aankhoon se
mere hontoon se
teri piyas nhi jaati

ek doojay se dono ko
ye kaisi adawat hai

teri yaad jo aa jaye
phr neend nhi aati....Read More SMS/Jokes

Urdu Poetry SMS - kitni khoobsoorat si ho jati hai dil ki

Posted: 17 Jan 2011 10:47 PM PST

kitni khoobsoorat si ho jati hai dil ki basti
wasi

jab kuch piyary log subha subha yad aatay hain....Read More SMS/Jokes

Current Affairs SMS - dilse teri yad ko juda to nahi kia ra

Posted: 17 Jan 2011 10:46 PM PST

dilse teri yad ko juda to nahi kia

rakha jo tujhe yad bura to nahi kia

mujh se log hain naraz kis liye

oye yaar munni ko badnaam mein ne to nahi kia....Read More SMS/Jokes

Urdu Love SMS - warq warq py teri ebarat tera fasana te

Posted: 17 Jan 2011 10:45 PM PST

warq warq py teri ebarat tera fasana teri hakekat

kitab-e-hasti jahan sy kholi teri mohabat ka baab nikla....Read More SMS/Jokes

Urdu Love SMS - bichrte hue apni yad de jaenge khod s

Posted: 17 Jan 2011 10:44 PM PST

bichrte hue apni yad de jaenge

khod sone se phle tmko 1 khuwab de jaenge

gam k baad teri zindagi mein musarat bhi leyaengy

tumhe gila he k ham jawab anhi dete

sanso k rukne se phle hr jawab dejaenge....Read More SMS/Jokes

Urdu Love SMS - jis pal me teri yad na ho wo pal to

Posted: 17 Jan 2011 10:38 PM PST

jis pal me teri yad na ho

wo pal to mene jiya hi nhi

jis waqt me teri talab na ho

us waqt ka ehsas to mene kia hi nhi

jis zakham me tera dard na ho

wo zakham to mene siya hi nhi

is dunya me jo tumhain mujh se ziada pyar kare

us shakhs ne to janam lia hi nhi....Read More SMS/Jokes

Sad Poetry SMS - hawaein sard ho jain ya lehjy barf hojae

Posted: 17 Jan 2011 10:37 PM PST

hawaein sard ho jain ya lehjy barf hojaein

hm uski yad ki chadar ko khud pe taan lety hain

hm darwesh logo ki koi dunya nhn hoti

miley jo khak rasty me hm usi ko chaan lety hain

agr wo rooth jata hy hamari jaan niklti hy

ye sansein jari rkhny ko hm uski maan lety hain....Read More SMS/Jokes

Sad Poetry SMS - na kar bayan un se haal-e-dl was

Posted: 17 Jan 2011 10:37 PM PST

na kar bayan un se haal-e-dl
was

maghroor sa shakhs ha kahn sath na chor dy....Read More SMS/Jokes

Sad Poetry SMS - ashk girte hain to har sans pigal jati h

Posted: 17 Jan 2011 10:34 PM PST

ashk girte hain to har sans pigal jati hai

de k ek dard neya har sham dhal jati hai

tujh se mil kar boht milta hai sakun

tujh se bicharun to meri jaan nikal jati hai....Read More SMS/Jokes

Reply Me SMS - ch0ose 1 frmula of chemistry then i will

Posted: 17 Jan 2011 10:33 PM PST

ch0ose 1 frmula of chemistry then i will tell u k ap had se zada kis se pyar krte hain

nacl
h20
h2s04
hcl
hn03
mgcl2
kcl
n02
alcl3
kbr
k2s04

nacl children sy
h20 mangetar ooo
h2s04ammi se
hclfamily
hn03father
mgcl2 l0ver
kclkoi khas
n02 mujse
alcl3cousens
kbr friend
k2s04 ur self....Read More SMS/Jokes

Urdu Love SMS - saza ye hai k ankhon se cheen li neendei

Posted: 17 Jan 2011 10:29 PM PST

saza ye hai k ankhon se cheen li neendein
sangdil

jurm ye tha k tmhary sath jeeny k khwab dekh bethy....Read More SMS/Jokes

Urdu Friendship SMS - aansu uthaletay hain mery ghamon ka b

Posted: 17 Jan 2011 10:27 PM PST

aansu uthaletay hain mery ghamon ka bojh

yeh woh dost hain jo ehsaan jataya nahi karty....Read More SMS/Jokes

Urdu Love SMS - ajeeb habbs ka musam hai dil k aangan ma

Posted: 17 Jan 2011 10:26 PM PST

ajeeb habbs ka musam hai dil k aangan main

faraz

taras gaye hain tmhare sath guftgo k lye....Read More SMS/Jokes

Sardar Ji SMS - 1 srdar jb b kapray dhota tb boht zor k

Posted: 17 Jan 2011 10:24 PM PST

1 srdar jb b kapray dhota
tb boht zor ki barish shuru ho jati

1 din boht dhoop nikli hui thi to us ne shukr kiya or dukaan se surf lene chala gya

jb dukaan mein enter hua to badal boht zor se garjay

sardar g jaldi se asmaan ki taraf moo kr k bole

koi nhi koi nhi main to biscuit lene aya hon....Read More SMS/Jokes

Sad Poetry SMS - tanha ghar se chalti hogi kitni adhuri

Posted: 17 Jan 2011 10:23 PM PST

tanha ghar se chalti hogi
kitni adhuri lagti hogi

jab wo tanha hoti hogi
mujhko yad to karti hogi

kya kya naqsh ubhartey hon gy
meri baten jab sunti hogi

ati hongi meri yaaden
khoon k ansoo roti hogi

yad wo kar k guzrey lamhe
thandi aahain bharti hogi

meri neenden lootne wali
chen se kese soti hogi

ek pal door na rehti thi jo
tanha kese rehti hogi....Read More SMS/Jokes

Sad Poetry SMS - kuch apno se bhi kabi kabi dard aisa

Posted: 17 Jan 2011 10:21 PM PST

kuch apno se bhi
kabi kabi dard aisa milta hai

faraz


aansu to pass hotey hain
per roya nahi jata....Read More SMS/Jokes

Sad Poetry SMS - yeh soch kar sab ko yaad kar k sotay h

Posted: 17 Jan 2011 10:20 PM PST

yeh soch kar sab ko yaad kar k sotay hain hum

pata nahi zindagi main kon si raat akhri ho meri....Read More SMS/Jokes

Sad Poetry SMS - tum ne to phir bhi seekh liya zamane k

Posted: 17 Jan 2011 10:19 PM PST

tum ne to phir bhi seekh liya zamane k sath jeena

hum to kuch bhi na karsake roney k siwa....Read More SMS/Jokes

Sad Poetry SMS - daita raha faraib koi saadgi k sath

Posted: 17 Jan 2011 10:18 PM PST

daita raha faraib koi saadgi k sath

itna bara mazaak meri zindagi k saath

shayad mili saza es jurm ki mujhay

k tha mujhay pyaar ek ajnabi k saath

wo zehar bhi dety rhy dawa ki trha

itna bura slook meri sadgi k sath

apna smjh k jis k liye ham ujr gay

kal sham ja rha tha kisi ajnbi k sath....Read More SMS/Jokes

Decent SMS Jokes - fursatain milain jab b ranjishain bhula

Posted: 17 Jan 2011 10:17 PM PST

fursatain milain jab b ranjishain bhula dena

kon jaane saanson ki mohlatein kahan tak hain....Read More SMS/Jokes

Current Affairs SMS - meri mohabt ko apne dil me dhond lena

Posted: 17 Jan 2011 10:17 PM PST

meri mohabt ko apne dil me dhond lena

or han aatay ko b achi trha gond lena

mil jay agr pyar to khona nhi

piyaz kat ty wqt yar tm rona nhi

mujhse roth janey ka bahana acha hai

thora sa to khila do agr khana acha hai

kesi lagi ghzal kuch raay bata dena

aa rahi hon main zra chaay bana dena

zubaida aapa ki ghazal aj zubaida aapa likhne k mood mai hai-d....Read More SMS/Jokes

Current Affairs SMS - agr aadhi raat ko shoher ka dil kre aor

Posted: 17 Jan 2011 10:10 PM PST

agr aadhi raat ko shoher ka dil kre aor bv ka mood na ho to













shohar ko chahye k wo b v ko tang na kre











bal k khud uth k pani pee le p

veena malik k mind testing totke -....Read More SMS/Jokes

Current Affairs SMS - agar app ke sir main shaded dard ho to

Posted: 17 Jan 2011 10:10 PM PST

agar app ke sir main shaded dard ho
to aik bara wala hotora le kar apne sir
par maren or khopri ke khultey he
dard ko khench kar baher nikal len


veena malik ke kmf totkey p....Read More SMS/Jokes

Current Affairs SMS - agar rat ko sote wqt jalti hui cigratte

Posted: 17 Jan 2011 10:09 PM PST

agar rat ko sote wqt jalti hui cigratte mo
mai rakh ke soya jaye to kharatte lete waqt


khud ba khud
kash lagay ga -
veena malik k
nashaee totke p....Read More SMS/Jokes

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