Monday, January 24, 2011

RSS Feed of Funny SMS

RSS Feed of Funny SMS


Islamic SMS - lailaha illalah muhammadur rasoolullah

Posted: 24 Jan 2011 04:04 AM PST



ailaha




llallah



ohammadur
vrasool



llahfs124pr....Read More SMS/Jokes

Urdu Funny SMS - toilet jane se pehle

Posted: 24 Jan 2011 04:03 AM PST

toilet jane se pehle



toilet se aanay k baad



tauba yar
kitna karte ho tum....Read More SMS/Jokes

Urdu Poetry SMS - wafa ka naam koi bhool kar nahin leta

Posted: 24 Jan 2011 04:03 AM PST

wafa ka naam koi bhool kar nahin leta

tere sulook ne chaunka diya zamane ko....Read More SMS/Jokes

Urdu Poetry SMS - such tu yeh hai sub fasane hain dun

Posted: 24 Jan 2011 03:45 AM PST

such tu yeh hai
sub fasane hain duniya dari kay
kis ne kis ka sukoon loota hai

such to yeh hai k zamane mein

main bhi jhoota hoon

tu bhi jhoota hai....Read More SMS/Jokes

Urdu Poetry SMS - woh kahti the ki suno mohabbaton ma

Posted: 24 Jan 2011 03:44 AM PST

woh kahti the ki suno

mohabbaton main dooriyan
mohabbaton ko or mazboot bana deti hain

laikin
isse shyd yeah khabarr nhi hai
keh fasle

dilon par bane naqsh be to dhundla dety hain....Read More SMS/Jokes

Urdu Poetry SMS - main nay jee bhar kay tujh ko daikh liya

Posted: 24 Jan 2011 03:43 AM PST

main nay jee bhar kay tujh ko daikh liya


tujh ko uljha kar kuch sawaaloon mien....Read More SMS/Jokes

Urdu Poetry SMS - bohat hain khwaab magar khwaab hi se kia

Posted: 24 Jan 2011 03:40 AM PST

bohat hain khwaab magar khwaab hi se kia hoga

hamaray beech jo hayal hai woh haqeeqat hai....Read More SMS/Jokes

Islamic SMS - jo mile hayat-e-khizar muje or usy m

Posted: 24 Jan 2011 03:28 AM PST

jo mile
hayat-e-khizar muje
or usy mai
sarf-e-sana krun

tera shukr phr b ada na ho
tera shukr kese ada krun

tere lutf ki koi had nhi
ginu kis trha
k adad nhi
nhi koi tere siwa mera
jise yad tere siwa krun

mai bht hi
ajiz-o-be-nawa
tere agey meri bisat kya

mai kaha krun
tu suna krey
tu dya krey
mai lya krun

tere dar pe khm rhey sar mera
teri rehmton mei guzar mera

koi bhol hoto maf kr
muje bakhsh de jo khata krun
aameen sumaameenyarabb al aalameen....Read More SMS/Jokes

Urdu Poetry SMS - tanhayioon mein baith ker kia sochtay ho

Posted: 24 Jan 2011 03:26 AM PST

tanhayioon mein baith ker kia sochtay ho tum

kuch to hamain batao pareshaan hum bhi hain tumharey liye....Read More SMS/Jokes

Urdu Poetry SMS - ye udasianye pareshanian mera muqada

Posted: 24 Jan 2011 03:21 AM PST

ye udasianye pareshanian mera muqadar hain

dekho na tum yoon mery liye pareshan hoa karoo....Read More SMS/Jokes

Urdu Poetry SMS - us ka milna hi moqaddar mein nahi tha

Posted: 24 Jan 2011 03:19 AM PST

us ka milna hi moqaddar mein nahi tha werna

hum ne kia kia nahi khoya usay panay k liye....Read More SMS/Jokes

Urdu Poetry SMS - ek din woh bahot pachtaiga jab laut ke w

Posted: 24 Jan 2011 03:16 AM PST

ek din woh bahot pachtaiga jab laut ke wapis aayega

mai haule haule boluni sab raaz dilke kholungi

yeh duniya aisi basti hai har aankh se aansoo behta hai

dukh dard ke maare log yahan
har aankh ke bikhre khwab yahan ret bhari hai aankhon mein

mai usse kahungi socho toh gaya waqt kahan se laoge

yeh baat samajh na paoge behtar tha jo laut ke na aate
ab dil ko manana mushkil hai....Read More SMS/Jokes

Urdu Poetry SMS - aankh pe farz hai hur waqt sawaali rehn

Posted: 24 Jan 2011 03:14 AM PST

aankh pe farz hai hur waqt sawaali rehna

iss ko sajta hi nahin ashk sey khaali rehna....Read More SMS/Jokes

Urdu Poetry SMS - chalo maan lete hain tumhy mu

Posted: 24 Jan 2011 03:13 AM PST

chalo maan lete hain


tumhy mujh se bhut muhabat hai



lykn es baat ka yaqeen dilao



k
tumhy b apne aap se utni hi muhabat hai....Read More SMS/Jokes

Urdu Poetry SMS - mahfil mian sub k labon per meri tareef

Posted: 24 Jan 2011 03:12 AM PST

mahfil mian sub k labon per meri tareef k fasane thy

lykn ek shakhs phir b mere qatal ka irada rakhta tha....Read More SMS/Jokes

Urdu Poetry SMS - tum tu kahte thy kh mujhy kisi se muhaba

Posted: 24 Jan 2011 03:09 AM PST

tum tu kahte thy kh mujhy kisi se muhabat hi nai hui

tu phir yeh shakhs kon hai jo hr roz kisi k liye pareshan rehta hai....Read More SMS/Jokes

Urdu Poetry SMS - raat ke daman men khushiyan hazaron hai

Posted: 24 Jan 2011 03:08 AM PST

raat ke daman men khushiyan hazaron hai


humare liye din hi bhut lamba niqla....Read More SMS/Jokes

Urdu Poetry SMS - mujh mian aib soo honge magar ek khobi h

Posted: 24 Jan 2011 03:05 AM PST

mujh mian aib soo honge magar ek khobi hai

mian kisi ko raste mian chora nai karta....Read More SMS/Jokes

Urdu Poetry SMS - pholon k qabil nai shayad mera daman-e-a

Posted: 24 Jan 2011 03:03 AM PST

pholon k qabil nai shayad mera daman-e-atish

ae sahib e gulshan isy kanton se hi bhar dy....Read More SMS/Jokes

Urdu Poetry SMS - jub dekho mjhe to apni nigahen tham k de

Posted: 24 Jan 2011 03:02 AM PST

jub dekho mjhe to apni nigahen tham k dekhna

kahain meri dard bhari nigahon se tumhain mohabat na ho jaye....Read More SMS/Jokes

Urdu Poetry SMS - jin ki ankhon ka muqaddar nahi banti nee

Posted: 24 Jan 2011 02:58 AM PST

jin ki ankhon ka muqaddar nahi banti neendein

faraz

un k sb khuwab adhuray hi hua karty hain....Read More SMS/Jokes

Urdu Poetry SMS - theen tou zaroor manzilain us se paray b

Posted: 24 Jan 2011 02:57 AM PST

theen tou zaroor manzilain us se paray bhi kuch

lakin teray khayal se agay nahi gaye....Read More SMS/Jokes

Urdu Poetry SMS - tum na mohabbat ki khush fehmiyoon mei

Posted: 24 Jan 2011 02:51 AM PST

tum na mohabbat ki khush fehmiyoon mein kho jana

woh tou hans ker sab hi se milta hai....Read More SMS/Jokes

Urdu Poetry SMS - mujhse ki musaafir ne raastay mein sargo

Posted: 24 Jan 2011 02:50 AM PST

mujhse ki musaafir ne raastay mein sargoshi

kabse dhoondta hon mein aur khuda nahi milta....Read More SMS/Jokes

Urdu Poetry SMS - wo mahfil main puch rahy thy muhabat

Posted: 24 Jan 2011 02:48 AM PST

wo mahfil main puch rahy thy muhabat nibahane ka sawal

hum jawab de kar bhi muhfil mian ruswa tahry....Read More SMS/Jokes

Urdu Poetry SMS - bhulane ki kasam kha k bhi main ne

Posted: 24 Jan 2011 02:47 AM PST

bhulane ki kasam kha k bhi main ne

tujhe har rah main dhonda bohat hai

ye ankhain aur kia dekhain kisi ko

in ankhon ne tujhe dekha bohat hai

najane q bacha rakhe hain ansu

abhi shayad mujhe rona bhut hai

tujhe malum to ho ga mere hamdam

tujhay ek shakhs ne chaha bohat hai....Read More SMS/Jokes

Urdu Poetry SMS - ik rog laga hai dil ko jo be chain boh

Posted: 24 Jan 2011 02:44 AM PST

ik rog laga hai dil ko jo
be chain bohat hi rakhta hai
ik shakhs hai ujla ujla sa
ab sath wo hr pal rehta hai
kab us se juda hum hoty hain
wo sans main apni basta hai
wo shakhs jo apna ho jay
phr chahai dunia kho jay
wo shakhs jo jan se pyara hai
koi kehmdesirf humara hai....Read More SMS/Jokes

Urdu Poetry SMS - ansoo palkon se choot jate hein jub

Posted: 24 Jan 2011 02:43 AM PST

ansoo palkon se choot jate hein

jub sahare toot jate hein

kuch smajh mein nai ata

hum kehte b kuch nai

per log hum say rooth jate hein....Read More SMS/Jokes

Urdu Poetry SMS - kia khabar sath chor de yeh zindagi kaha

Posted: 24 Jan 2011 02:43 AM PST

kia khabar sath chor de yeh zindagi kahan

saghi

hastay hoay zamanay main sub say mila karo-....Read More SMS/Jokes

Urdu Poetry SMS - zikar-e-shab-e-firaaq say wehshat ussey

Posted: 24 Jan 2011 02:42 AM PST

zikar-e-shab-e-firaaq say wehshat ussey bhi thi

meri tarah kisi say muhabat ussey bhi thi....Read More SMS/Jokes

Urdu Poetry SMS - ik aise shakhs se bhi rah-o-rasam hain a

Posted: 23 Jan 2011 11:24 PM PST

ik aise shakhs se bhi rah-o-rasam hain apni

ju berukhi se milen aur ajnabi na lagey....Read More SMS/Jokes

Urdu Poetry SMS - waja tum se baht khafa hotey h

Posted: 23 Jan 2011 11:22 PM PST

waja

tum se
baht khafa hotey hai

kion ke

tum se
pyar jo baht kartey hai....Read More SMS/Jokes

Urdu Poetry SMS - jab mizaj masruf sa dekho doston ka

Posted: 23 Jan 2011 11:21 PM PST

jab mizaj masruf sa dekho doston ka


tou samjh jao door janey ka irada kar liya unho ney

fs124pr....Read More SMS/Jokes

Urdu Poetry SMS - apnay mizaj se main khoob waqif hon m

Posted: 23 Jan 2011 11:17 PM PST

apnay mizaj se main
khoob waqif hon mohsin


thoray logon se milta hun magr mukhlis ho kr....Read More SMS/Jokes

Urdu Poetry SMS - iss se barh k kya saza thi jo wo deta mu

Posted: 23 Jan 2011 11:17 PM PST

iss se barh k kya saza thi jo wo deta mujh ko

faraz

alvida keh gaya magar muskura kar....Read More SMS/Jokes

Urdu Poetry SMS - koi samjhe tu aik baat kahoon moh

Posted: 23 Jan 2011 11:15 PM PST

koi samjhe tu aik baat kahoon

mohabbat toufiq hy gunah nahin....Read More SMS/Jokes

Urdu Poetry SMS - waqt us mei tabdeeliyan laker aayega mal

Posted: 23 Jan 2011 11:14 PM PST

waqt us mei tabdeeliyan laker aayega maloom tha

mohsin

magar wo mujhai bhi bhul jaye ga kabhi socha na tha....Read More SMS/Jokes

Urdu Poetry SMS - waqt us mei tabdeeliyan laker aayega mal

Posted: 23 Jan 2011 11:14 PM PST

waqt us mei tabdeeliyan laker aayega maloom tha

mohsin

magar wo mujhai bhi bhu jaye ga kabhi socha na tha....Read More SMS/Jokes

Urdu Poetry SMS - bari tabdeeliyan aagai hai mujh mein waq

Posted: 23 Jan 2011 11:12 PM PST

bari tabdeeliyan aagai hai mujh mein waqt k sathmohsin

magar tumhari yaad mein ronay ki aadat ab bhi baqi hay....Read More SMS/Jokes

Urdu Poetry SMS - jab kaali kaali ankhon ne doo nirmal n

Posted: 23 Jan 2011 11:11 PM PST

jab kaali kaali ankhon ne
doo nirmal nirmal ashkon ne

doo komal komal pholon ko

shadaab kiya

is waqt mujhe

is dil ne buhat betaab kiya

aur maine apni ankhon main

un ankhon ko abaad kiya....Read More SMS/Jokes

Urdu Poetry SMS - jab chotay thay tab baray honay ki bari

Posted: 23 Jan 2011 11:09 PM PST

jab chotay thay tab baray honay ki bari chahat thi
par ab pta chala k

adhuray ehsas or tutay sapno se
adhuray homework or tutay khilonay achae thay....Read More SMS/Jokes

Urdu Poetry SMS - zindgi kaash tu hi rooth jati muj sy

Posted: 23 Jan 2011 11:08 PM PST

zindgi kaash tu hi rooth jati muj sy

yeh roothy huwy log muj se manaye nahi jaty....Read More SMS/Jokes

Urdu Poetry SMS - pata nahi q khawb bikhar jate hain d

Posted: 23 Jan 2011 11:07 PM PST

pata nahi q

khawb bikhar jate hain dhere dhere

saray log bichar jate hain dhere dhere

zabt karo to behtar hay warna

ansoo zor pakar jate hain dhere dhere

sab irada ker ke sath chalte hain phir

raste badal jatay hain dhere dhere

jitny pas hum kisi ke hote hain

utne fasle barh jate hain dhere dhere

magar pata nahi q
log badal jatay hay dhere dhere....Read More SMS/Jokes

Urdu Poetry SMS - shafa deta hy zakhmon kotumhara marhami

Posted: 23 Jan 2011 11:07 PM PST

shafa deta hy zakhmon kotumhara marhami lehja

magar jo dil pe chalte hainwo khanjar bi tmhare hain....Read More SMS/Jokes

Urdu Poetry SMS - maangi thi hum ne khuda se mohabbat ki z

Posted: 23 Jan 2011 11:07 PM PST

maangi thi hum ne khuda se mohabbat ki zindgi

khuda ne to tum ko hi mohabbat bana diya....Read More SMS/Jokes

Urdu Poetry SMS - aarzoo chaand ki nhe mohsin mein

Posted: 23 Jan 2011 11:05 PM PST

aarzoo chaand ki nhe mohsin

mein mitti ka hi diya hota....Read More SMS/Jokes

Urdu Poetry SMS - kitni mushkil se muhabat ka hova hai aag

Posted: 23 Jan 2011 11:05 PM PST

kitni mushkil se muhabat ka hova hai aaghaaz

kerwatein leti hai kiun khwahis-e-anjaam abhi....Read More SMS/Jokes

Urdu Poetry SMS - abi justaju me hoon uskito ehsas nahi u

Posted: 23 Jan 2011 11:04 PM PST

abi justaju me hoon uskito ehsas nahi us ko

ro ro k pukary ga humein zara mar to jany do....Read More SMS/Jokes

Urdu Poetry SMS - na rakh umeed e wafa ksi parindy sy

Posted: 23 Jan 2011 11:03 PM PST

na rakh umeed e wafa ksi parindy sy

zara par kya lagy apna hi ashiyana bhool jaty hain....Read More SMS/Jokes

Urdu Poetry SMS - yun he ranjishoun main guzar gayi kabh

Posted: 23 Jan 2011 11:02 PM PST

yun he ranjishoun main guzar gayi
kabhi wo khafa kabhi main khafa
usi mor k har mor pe
kabhi wo ruka
kabhi mai ruka
wohi raastaywohi ham safar
na use khabar na mujhe pata
apni apni anaa mai gum
kabhi wo rotha
kabhi main rotha....Read More SMS/Jokes

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