Friday, January 14, 2011

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Islamic SMS - ibrahem bin adham kehte hain

Posted: 13 Jan 2011 11:29 PM PST

ibrahem bin adham kehte hain kbr br 1-jab khuda ki nafermani karo to uska rizq na khaobr br 2-jab gunah karo to uski badshahat se nikal jaobr br 3-gunah wahan karo jahan wo dekh na sakebr br 4-jab maot ka farishta aae to us se touba ki muhlat mang lena warna uske aane se pehle touba karlobr br 5-qabar men munkar nakeer sawal karne aaen to unko bahar nikal dena warnabr sawalon ke jawab ki tayari karlobr br 6-qayamat men dozakh men dala jae to jane se inkar kardo warna gunah chor br do....Read More SMS/Jokes

Motivational Quotes - as long as you put in the work

Posted: 13 Jan 2011 11:28 PM PST

as long as you put in the work br br you can own the dream br br when the br work stops the dream disappears....Read More SMS/Jokes

Motivational Quotes - enjoy your life today

Posted: 13 Jan 2011 11:17 PM PST

enjoy your life today br because yesterday has gone br and tomorrow may never come....Read More SMS/Jokes

Urdu Poetry SMS - sath tmhara dena hai

Posted: 13 Jan 2011 11:13 PM PST

ghazal br sath tmhara dena hai br or sath tmhara pana hy pathron k is shehar mai br ik kanch ka ghar bnana hy aasmano pe jo rishta bana....Read More SMS/Jokes

Urdu Love SMS - piyar k 2 andaz hote hain

Posted: 13 Jan 2011 11:11 PM PST

piyar k 2 andaz hote hainbr 1piyar karna br 2piyar pana br br piyar karne k liye jazba chahiye or piyar pane k liye naseeb....Read More SMS/Jokes

Mother's Day SMS - manzil dor or safar bohat

Posted: 13 Jan 2011 11:09 PM PST

manzil dor or safar bohatbr haybr br choti si zindgi ki fikar bohatbr haybr br maar dalti ye dunya kab ki hamaybr br lekin maabr ki duaon main asar bohat haylv u mom....Read More SMS/Jokes

Current Affairs SMS - agr aap k bachay ziyada matti khatay hyn

Posted: 13 Jan 2011 11:01 PM PST

agr aap k bachay ziyada matti khatay hyn tobr br br br br br br br to unhein thori cement b khila deinbr bunyaad pakki ho jaye gibr br br zubaida aapa k civil engineering totkay....Read More SMS/Jokes

Current Affairs SMS - agar teen din tak subha neend se jag ker

Posted: 13 Jan 2011 10:59 PM PST

agar teen din tak subha neend se jag ker kanghi na krn to hair style veena malik jesa ho jata hai br br zubaida apa k stylish totkey....Read More SMS/Jokes

Current Affairs SMS - zardari bnanay ka tarika

Posted: 13 Jan 2011 10:58 PM PST

zardari bnanay ka tarikabr br khabees ko kameenay main mix karen hasb-e-zaiqa begherti dalen or zlalat se kuch der dhak den phir bezamiri ka tarrka laga k haramipan ki anch dain jab kuttapan nazar aanay lagay to besharmi se utaar len khabasat se saja kar paish karenbr br zubaida aapa k siyasi totkay....Read More SMS/Jokes

Boys vs Girls SMS - laiba 10 sal ki thi jb usy apnay teacher

Posted: 13 Jan 2011 10:54 PM PST

laiba 10 sal ki thi jb usy apnay teacher ali se pyar ho gayabr br jb wo 12 sal ki hui to usne ali ko chora fahad se dil lga liyabr br 3 sal bad usne fahad ko bachpn ki ghalti smjha 0r anas ko dil de diyabr br 17 sal ki hui to usy lga k umair se ziyada smart larka koi nhibr wo usko apni pehli or aakhri mohabbat kehne lgibr br 20 sal ki hui to usne gali k ameer treen larke adil se shadi kar libr br br moral larkia wohi rehti hai larkay badal jatay hai....Read More SMS/Jokes

Urdu Friendship SMS - two friends sitting on a t0p 0f the hill

Posted: 13 Jan 2011 10:54 PM PST

two friends sitting on a t0p 0f the hill br br 1st if i say t0 you jump down will you dobr br 2nd yes i willbr br 1st whybr br 2nd because i know you will catch my hand and pull me upbr br 1st if i dont thenbr br 2nd then ill die with the belief that my friend tried his best but couldnot save mebr br friendship is not about doing something but about believing some one....Read More SMS/Jokes

Cool Jokes - ek larki ne namaz parhi aur shadi kay li

Posted: 13 Jan 2011 10:51 PM PST

ek larki ne namaz parhi aur shadi kay liye dua mangne lagi to sharama geye kahne lagibr aey allah mein apne liye kuch nahi mangti bus meri ammi ko ek khubsurat damaad de debr br br br pata he kya huabr br br br br br uski choti behan ki shadi ho gaibr br m0ral duaon mein funkaarian nahi kerni chhiyen....Read More SMS/Jokes

Current Affairs SMS - agar munni ko topi wala burqa pehna kar

Posted: 13 Jan 2011 10:51 PM PST

agar munni ko topi wala burqa pehna kar gana filmaya jata tou wo bdnami sey bach sakti thibr br br br br br br br molana fazal-ur- rehmanbr br zubeda apa aj chuti pe hai....Read More SMS/Jokes

Current Affairs SMS - ye msg itna fowd karo k zardari k securi

Posted: 13 Jan 2011 10:48 PM PST

ye msg itna fowd karo k zardari k security guard tak pohnch jybr br br br br br br br br br br br br br br teri mehrbani kuch kar yar p....Read More SMS/Jokes

Adult SMS Jokes - its finger licking good

Posted: 13 Jan 2011 10:47 PM PST

yuckest joke everbr y do kfc toilets have no toilet paprs br guessbr br br br br br br br br br br br br br br br br br br br br br br cuz its fingr lickin gud....Read More SMS/Jokes

Abbreviation SMS - full form of dairy milk

Posted: 13 Jan 2011 10:47 PM PST

full formbr ofbr dairy milkbr d-darlingbr a-alwaysbr i-ibr r-rememberbr y-youbr m-meetbr i-immediatlybr l-for longbr k-kiss....Read More SMS/Jokes

Cool Jokes - for a boy its easier to pick up a girl o

Posted: 13 Jan 2011 10:46 PM PST

for a boy its easier to pick up a girl of weight 60kg br br but for the same boy its quite difficult to pick up a gas cylinder of weight 142kg br br strange....Read More SMS/Jokes

Text Insults - whats that useless thing

Posted: 13 Jan 2011 10:46 PM PST

whats that useless thing br attached to your hairbr br br br br br br br br br its you....Read More SMS/Jokes

Happy Marriage SMS - i always watch my

Posted: 13 Jan 2011 10:46 PM PST

now i always watch mybr wedding video in reversebr andbr i love the end when shebr takes the ring offgoes outbr jumps in the car and headsbr back to her fathersbr home....Read More SMS/Jokes

Islamic SMS - qurani ayaat waly msg send na kiya krein

Posted: 13 Jan 2011 10:44 PM PST

good morningbr br apko aksar ye msg ata ho gabr kbr qurani ayaat waly msg send na kiya krein q k msg delete ho jaty hainbr orbr qyamat ki nishani hy k muslman quran ko khud mitaye gabr agar qurani ayaat or ahadees k sms sirf is liye na bheje jayn k wo delete hojate hainto phirbr qurani ayat madrason me board pr likh kr b to mita di jati hainbr tv pr display k baad b gaaib hojati hainbr computer se mukammal quran b delete hojate hainbr qayamat ki nishani lafz mitana nahi balky ilm uthana hy....Read More SMS/Jokes

Motivational Quotes - worries at the start of the day means u

Posted: 13 Jan 2011 04:09 PM PST

worries at the start of the day means u r still alivebr br clothes that dont fit means u hv a gud appetitebr br tears in ur eyes means there is somebody u care forbr br the mess to clean aftr party means u hv frnds around ubr br roof that needs fixing means u hv got a housebr br taxes to pay means u r not unemployedbr br msg on ur mobile means there is somebody who remembers ubr br learn to be optimistic in life bcose everything around u happens for a reason....Read More SMS/Jokes

Adult SMS Jokes - lrki boy friend ko bta rhi thi

Posted: 13 Jan 2011 04:07 PM PST

lrki boy friend ko bta rhi thibr br mri jeans 2500shirt 2200 or shoes 3000 k hain br br larkabr bs krdo phle zip bnd krlo 15 rupay ki phulon wali chaddi nzar arhi hai....Read More SMS/Jokes

Urdu Love SMS - what is the maining of true love true

Posted: 12 Jan 2011 04:28 PM PST

what is the maining of true lovebr br true love is whenbr katrina propose a boy i love u andbr br boy repliedsorry i already have agirlfriend and i love her lot....Read More SMS/Jokes

Adult SMS Jokes - a school once held a contest for kids

Posted: 12 Jan 2011 03:27 PM PST

a school once held a contest for kidsbr br the theme of d contest was the nicest thing my father did for mebr br the winning kid said-br br not wearing a condombr....Read More SMS/Jokes

Current Affairs SMS - 1 jamadarni doosri se mujhe to aisa

Posted: 12 Jan 2011 03:22 PM PST

1 jamadarni doosri sebr br mujhe to aisa mard chahiay jobr br charsi hobr qaatil hobr neech hobr corrupt hobr daako hobr baghairat hobr 2nd jamadarni br br br chal kamini br br zaat di jamadarnibr taybr br br khawab zardari day -br....Read More SMS/Jokes

Student SMS Jokes - prove that 2102 japanese s

Posted: 12 Jan 2011 03:22 PM PST

prove that br 2102br br br br japanese studentbr wrong questionbr br br br indian studentbr nahi hosaktabr br br br american studentbr its strange how is it possiblebr br br br pakistani studentbr two ten br wo enbr t se t cancel br w 23rd lettero 15th letter e 5th letter n 14th letterbr sobr 2315 514br 38 19br 2br br br br pakistani never ask br ans kya haibr br they only askbr ans kya ly kr ana haibr br dedicated to all pakistani studentsbr....Read More SMS/Jokes

Happy Marriage SMS - husband wife went to watch a boxing ma

Posted: 12 Jan 2011 03:21 PM PST

husband wife went to watch a boxing matchbr one boxer got knocked out in the 1st minutebr husbandbr oh shit 1 minute mein hi khatambr br wifebr ab pata chala k 1 minute mein khail khatam hony par kitna ghussa aata hay....Read More SMS/Jokes

Current Affairs SMS - breaking news dair se aanay aur zarda

Posted: 12 Jan 2011 03:21 PM PST

breaking newsbr br dair se aanay aur zardari ko saath na laanay par benazir bhutto salman taseer par baras parrinbr br express newsbr har qabar par nazar....Read More SMS/Jokes

Urdu Funny SMS - wifejb tm chars peete ho to mujhe paro

Posted: 12 Jan 2011 03:20 PM PST

wifejb tm chars peete ho to mujhe paro kehte ho jab visky peete ho todarlingkehte ho aj kya pi kr aye hohusband aaj main hosh mei hnkamini....Read More SMS/Jokes

Current Affairs SMS - sardiyon main rozana subha ek brfilay pa

Posted: 12 Jan 2011 03:19 PM PST

sardiyon main rozana subha ek brfilay pani ki balti se nahain to sardi ka asar bohat kam mehsus hota haibr br br br br zubeda aapa k marwanay walay totkay -d....Read More SMS/Jokes

Pathan Jokes - aqal kya hoti he asman ne kaha boht

Posted: 12 Jan 2011 03:18 PM PST

aqal kya hoti hebr br asman ne kaha boht buland hoti hebr br zamen ne kaha boht wasee hoti hebr br samndr ne kaha boht gehri hoti hebr br orbr br br br pathan ne kahabr wo kia hoti he....Read More SMS/Jokes

Miscellaneous SMS - chaa pio ty khao anday hapy sunday

Posted: 12 Jan 2011 03:16 PM PST

chaa pio tybr khao andaybr br hapy sundaybr br happy sundaybr br br br sara hafta nahay naibr br kpry v nvy paaey naibr br naha dho k ban jo bndybr br happy sundaybr br happy sundaybr br br br rang brngy kpry paobr br purany yaran nu mil k aaobr br dukh wndo chngy mandybr br happy sundaybr br happy sundaybr br br br br have a nice sunday....Read More SMS/Jokes

Student SMS Jokes - teacher bache se tumhre pas 12 choclate

Posted: 12 Jan 2011 03:15 PM PST

teacher bache se tumhre pas 12 choclate hain tumne br 3 sadaf ko dedibr br 6 maham ko dedibr br or 3 fiza ko br br to ab tumhre pas kya hebr br bacha 3 popat bachiyan....Read More SMS/Jokes

Urdu Funny SMS - 3 pagal bed pe so rhey thy 3no ko jg

Posted: 12 Jan 2011 03:13 PM PST

3 pagal bed pe so rhey thybr br 3no ko jga tng ho rahi thibr br 1 pagal bed se utr k nichy so gyabr br 2nd pagal oye ab jga ho gai hai upr aja....Read More SMS/Jokes

Urdu Funny SMS - guest vs host host lassi tusi pindey

Posted: 12 Jan 2011 03:13 PM PST

guest vs host br host lassi tusi pindey naibr cha asi piyadne nai br roti da time nai br bottle da mosm naibr br hun dasso ki hukam abr br guest fir 30 da easy-load pawa deyo janab....Read More SMS/Jokes

Adult SMS Jokes - boy frnd msgs his grl frnd agr so rhi h

Posted: 12 Jan 2011 03:11 PM PST

boy frnd msgs his grl frndbr agr so rhi hobr to mjhe apne sapne bhjobr jag rhi ho to yaden bhjobr ro rhi ho to ansu bhjobr br br grl frnd replies br potti kar rhi hun-p....Read More SMS/Jokes

Sardar Ji SMS - sardar in police station ay tasveeran

Posted: 12 Jan 2011 03:10 PM PST

sardar in police stationbr ay tasveeran kina diyan nebr br police criminals ki jin ko arrest karna haibr br sardar tay pootni dio jadon khechi c udon e pharh lendy....Read More SMS/Jokes

Happy Marriage SMS - biwi ko thapar mar k husband bola admi

Posted: 12 Jan 2011 03:10 PM PST

biwi ko thapar mar k husband bolabr admi usey hi marta hai jise pyar krta hebr wife ne 3 4 thapar maray or bolibr aap kiya samajhte hen k mai ap se pyar na karti....Read More SMS/Jokes

Sardar Ji SMS - policetmhari girlfriend gum hui to tum

Posted: 12 Jan 2011 03:09 PM PST

policetmhari girlfriend gum hui to tum ne police ko q nhi batayabr br sardarq k jub mera scooter gum huwa tha to police walo ne 15-20 din chala k wapis kya tha....Read More SMS/Jokes

Urdu Funny SMS - 1 utt 1 wqt me 80 rotian khata tha u

Posted: 12 Jan 2011 03:09 PM PST

1 utt 1 wqt me 80 rotian khata thabr br usko circus walon ne dekha or hire kr liabr br pehla show shuro huabr br us ne 80 rotian kha libr br agla show 1 hour bd shuro hwa or us ne phr 80 rotiyn kha libr br log bht heran thybr or 3rd show k lie or ziyda rush ho giabr br 1 hour bd jb 3rd show shro hona tha tu wo ghaib ho giabr br usko dhondte hwe jb us k ghr pohnche to wo betha roti kha rha thabr br jb us sy wja pochi to wo bolabr br hun ma naukri hi krda rawanbr roti na khawan....Read More SMS/Jokes

Student SMS Jokes - 1 student ne mba ka form bhartay huay wa

Posted: 12 Jan 2011 03:08 PM PST

1 student ne mba ka form bhartay huay watchman se pocha br janab kaisi hay yeh universitybr br watchmanbr br bohat hi achi hay main ne b yahan se he mba kya hai....Read More SMS/Jokes

Adult SMS Jokes - choha hathi se

Posted: 12 Jan 2011 03:07 PM PST

choha hathi sebr yar 2 din k lye bv ka brazer denabr hathihahabr apni wife ko pehnayga kiabr chohanahi beti ki shadi haibr tent lagna haibr ladies or gents alg alg....Read More SMS/Jokes

Self Praising SMS - pars chori hone k bad larkiyo k reaction

Posted: 12 Jan 2011 03:07 PM PST

pars chori hone k bad larkiyo k reactionsbr br gareeb larkibr o mery paisebr br ameer larkibr o mera credit cardbr br khubsurat larkibr o shit us me sayyam ki picture thin....Read More SMS/Jokes

Urdu Poetry SMS - kabhi is nagar tujhe daikhna kabhi us

Posted: 12 Jan 2011 04:12 AM PST

kabhi is nagar tujhe daikhnabr br kabhi us nagar tujhe dhoondnabr br kabi raat bhar tujhe sochnabr br kabi raat bhar tujhe dhondnabr br mera khwab tha k khyal thabr br wo urooj tha k zwaal thabr br teri yaad aye to ro diabr br jo to mil gia tuje kho diabr br mery silsily b ajeeb hybr br tuje chor kr tuje dhondnabr br kabi is nagrbr kabi us nagr....Read More SMS/Jokes

Urdu Poetry SMS - agr hakekat na chupaty to kia krty sac

Posted: 12 Jan 2011 04:09 AM PST

agr hakekat na chupaty to kia krtybr sach ko jhot na btaty to kia krtybr jesy bhorusa tha humari wafa pebr osy umeed ka daman na thamaty to kia krtybr ye to malum tha na askye gae lut kbr jhoty wady na krty to kia krtybr chara na tha waqt-e-rukhsat zabty gum k sewabr chupa k ashak na muskrty to kia krtybr jab lekh cuka tha wo mukadar mei bicharna dostbr phr khamoish sy sehry muhabat na chor jaty to kia krty....Read More SMS/Jokes

Urdu Poetry SMS - kbhi zid main terey ho gae kbhi dil n

Posted: 12 Jan 2011 03:57 AM PST

kbhi zid main terey ho gaebr br kbhi dil ny tujh ko guwa diyabr br isi kashmakash me jiye sanambr br tu ny yad rukha ya bhula diyabr br kbhi bebasi main hi hans diyebr br kbhi hansi ny hum ko rula diyabr br kbhi ek ko apna na kar sakeybr br kbhi khud ko sub ka buna liyabr br jo mila nahi wo mera huwabr br jisey kho diya usey pa liyabr br ye ajeeb khel hen pyar kbr br ik khayal sy hi nibha liya....Read More SMS/Jokes

Urdu Poetry SMS - chale wo kadam kadam jo sath mere to

Posted: 12 Jan 2011 03:53 AM PST

chale wo kadam kadam jo sath merebr br to us k sath se pyar ho jayebr br thamay jo pyar se hath merabr br to apne hath se pyar ho jayebr br jis raat aaye khwabon main wobr br us sohani raat se pyar ho jayebr br jis baat main aaye zikar terabr br to ussi baat se pyar ho jayebr br jab pukare pyar se naam merabr br to apne hi naam se pyar ho jayebr br hota hai itna khubsurat ye pyar agarbr br to kash tumhai b mere pyar se pyar ho jaye....Read More SMS/Jokes

Dua / Prayers SMS - bus aik dua tere liye to jo sitaron

Posted: 12 Jan 2011 03:50 AM PST

bus aik dua tere liyebr br to jo sitaron ki tamanna kare kbhi sitare toot k teri palkon mein sama jayenbr br to jo roshni ki talab kare suraj doob kr b ubhar ayebr br to jo husn ko chahe kbhi chand aangan mein tere basera karebr br dard ki koi b anjani rut tere kadmon ko na chu kr guzrebr br bus yehi aik dua tere liye....Read More SMS/Jokes

Urdu Poetry SMS - ager kabhi kitab likho chahaton k nam

Posted: 12 Jan 2011 03:46 AM PST

ager kabhi kitab likhobr br chahaton k nam likhnabr rafaqaton k nam likhnabr br tumhari mujh sy dosti kibr wo pehli pehli bat likhnabr br payam likhna wo dosti kbr qaboliayat k mukam likhnabr br wo hijr raton ki bat likhnabr wo wasl din ki mulakat likhnabr br ikhtatam e kitab aye to soch lenabr yad krna aur apna mera nam likhna....Read More SMS/Jokes

Motivational Quotes - some people do not become thinkers s

Posted: 12 Jan 2011 03:17 AM PST

some people do not become br br thinkers simply becoz their memories are 2 good....Read More SMS/Jokes
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