Wednesday, January 5, 2011

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English Funny SMS - Man: Among My 4 Sons 3 Are MBA

Posted: 05 Jan 2011 02:12 AM PST

Man: Among My 4 Sons 3 Are MBA.

Friend: 4th?

Man: He Didn't Study & Became A Thief.

Friend: Why Don't You Throw Him Out?

Man: "He's The Only 1 Who Earns. ;-)....Read More SMS/Jokes

Urdu Funny SMS - Girl: aap Ka Mobile Bohat Acha Hey Kitn

Posted: 05 Jan 2011 02:11 AM PST

Girl:
aap Ka Mobile Bohat Acha Hey Kitney ka Liya

Boy:
Race Mey Jeeta Hey

Girl:
Wow
Race Me Kitne Log They

Boy:
3 Police Waley 1 Mobile Shop Wala Or Main.:)....Read More SMS/Jokes

Urdu Funny SMS - Bachay Kitne Sachay Hotay Hain......

Posted: 05 Jan 2011 02:07 AM PST

Bachay Kitne Sachay Hotay Hain......

Maa : Beta Kya Kar Rahay Ho?
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...Beta : Parh Raha Hon.
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Maa : Excellent ! Kya Parh Rahay Ho?.
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Beta : Girl Friend K Messages"!!....Read More SMS/Jokes

Urdu Funny SMS - NikLey HuM DuniyA ki Bheer mEin Tu pAtA

Posted: 05 Jan 2011 02:07 AM PST

NikLey HuM DuniyA ki Bheer mEin
Tu pAtA chALA "JAn|x",,,

K hAr Wo ShAks UdAAs hy jisSe
MAiN MsG nhi krtA... =P ;->....Read More SMS/Jokes

Motivational Quotes - Be OK not knowing everything

Posted: 05 Jan 2011 02:06 AM PST

Be OK not knowing everything

How is this motivating? Because once you realize that you will NOT always know exactly what to do each and every moment, you can relax and allow the best solution surface naturally (which it has a tendency to do in a relaxed state).....Read More SMS/Jokes

Motivational Quotes - Try using different types of music

Posted: 05 Jan 2011 02:06 AM PST

Try using different types of music to fire you up

Music has the unique ability to generate feelings within us that mere words sometimes can not do. Find music that is right for your mood, and use it smartly!....Read More SMS/Jokes

English Love SMS - This is Very Sweet.. Him: Who do u li

Posted: 05 Jan 2011 01:56 AM PST

This is Very Sweet..

Him: Who do u like??
Her: No one!!
Him: OH. Who do u like??
Her: No one!!
Him: Who do u like?

Her: How many times are u gonna ask that?
Him: As many as it takes you to say my name.....Read More SMS/Jokes

Cool Jokes - Height Of Shock

Posted: 05 Jan 2011 01:53 AM PST

Height Of Shock:

Malkin: Kya Huwa Tum 3 Din Kaam Pe Nai Ayi???

Kamwali: Memsab Mainey To FaceBook Pe Status Update Kar Diya Tha,..
… Ke Main Gaon Ja Rahi Hoon. . .
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..APKE Pati Ne Comment Bhi Kiya,
HAVE A SAFE TRIP.. COME SOON HONEY. . .....Read More SMS/Jokes

Urdu Poetry SMS - barason ke baad dekhaa ik shakhs dilruba

Posted: 04 Jan 2011 11:03 PM PST

barason ke baad dekhaa ik shakhs dilrubaa sa
ab zahan main nahin hai par naam thaa bhalaa sa

aankhain jhuki jhuki si
baatain ruki ruki si lahajaa thakaa thakaa sa

alfaaz the ke jugnuu aavaaz ke safar main
ban jaaye jangalon main jis tarah raastaa sa

khvaabon main khvaab us ke yaadon main yaad us ki
nindon main ghul gayaa ho jaise ke ratjagaa sa

pahale bhi log aaye kitane hi zindagi main
wo har tarah se lekin auron se thaa judaa sa....Read More SMS/Jokes

Urdu Poetry SMS - aise chup hain ke ye manzil bhi kari ho

Posted: 04 Jan 2011 11:00 PM PST

aise chup hain ke ye manzil bhi kari ho jaise
teraa milanaa bhi judaai ki ghari ho jaise

apane hi saaye se har gaam laraz jaataa hon
raaste main koi divaar khari ho jaise

manzilain duur bhi hain manzilain nazadik bhi hain
apane hi paaon main zanjir pari ho jaise

kitane naadaan hain tere bhulane vaale ke tujhe
yaad karane ke liye umr pari ho jaise

aaj dil khol ke roye hain to yon Khush hai 'Faraz'
chand lamhon ki ye raahat bhi bari ho jaise....Read More SMS/Jokes

Urdu Poetry SMS - ab naye sal ki mohlat nahin milne vali

Posted: 04 Jan 2011 11:00 PM PST

ab naye sal ki mohlat nahin milne vali
a chuk ab to shab-o-roz azabon vale

ab to sab dashna-o-khanjar ki zuban bolte hain
ab kahan log muhabbat k nisabon vale

zinda rahne ki tamanna ho to ho jate hain
fakhtaon k bhi kirdar uqabon vale

na mere zakhm khile hain na tera rang-e-hina
mausam aye hi nahin ab k gulabon vale....Read More SMS/Jokes

Urdu Poetry SMS - dhondh ujare hue logon main vafaa ke mot

Posted: 04 Jan 2011 10:48 PM PST

dhondh ujare hue logon main vafaa ke motii
ye Khazaane tujhe mumkin hai Kharaabon main milain

tuu Khudaa hai na meraa ishq farishton jaisaa
donon insaan hain to kyon itane hijaabon main milain

aaj ham daar pe khainche gaye jin baaton par
kyaa ajab kal wo zamaane ko nisaabon main milain

ab na wo main hon na tu hai na wo maazii hai `Faraaz'
jaise do shaKhs tamannaa ke saraabon main milain....Read More SMS/Jokes

Urdu Poetry SMS - aankh se duur na ho dil se utar jaayegaa

Posted: 04 Jan 2011 10:47 PM PST

aankh se duur na ho dil se utar jaayegaa
vaqt kaa kyaa hai guzarataa hai guzar jaayegaa

itanaa maanuus na ho Khilvat-e-Gam se apanii
tuu kabhii Khud ko bhii dekhegaa to dar jaayegaa

tum sar-e-raah-e-vafaa dekhate rah jaaoge
aur wo baam-e-rafaaqat se utar jaayegaa

zindagii terii ataa hai to ye jaanevaalaa
terii baKhshiish terii dahaliiz pe dhar jaayegaa

duubate duubate kashtii to ochhaalaa de don
main nahiin koii to saahil pe utar jaayegaa

zabt laazim hai magar dukh hai qayaamat kaa 'Faraz'
zaalim ab ke bhii na royegaa to mar jaayegaa....Read More SMS/Jokes

Urdu Poetry SMS - dil ka kya hai wo to chahega musalsal mi

Posted: 04 Jan 2011 10:45 PM PST

dil ka kya hai wo to chahega musalsal milana
wo sitamgar bhi magar soche kisi pal milna

wan nahin waqt to ham bhi hain adim-ul-fursat
us se kya kahiye jo har roz kahe kal milna

ishq ki rah k musafir ka muqaddar malum
dasht-e-ummid main andeshe ka badal milna....Read More SMS/Jokes

Urdu Poetry SMS - justaju khoye huon ki umr bhar karte rah

Posted: 04 Jan 2011 10:40 PM PST

justaju khoye huon ki umr bhar karte rahe
chand k hamrah ham har shab safar karte rahe

raston ka ilm tha ham ko na simton ki khabar
shahar-e-namalum ki chahat magar karte rahe

ham ne khud se bhi chupaya aur sare shahar se
tere jane ki khabar dar-o-diwar karte rahe

wo na ayega hamain malum tha us sham bhi
intazar us ka magar kuch soch kar karte rahe

aj aya hai hamain bhi un uranon ka khayal
jin ko tere zaum main be-bal-o-par karte rahe....Read More SMS/Jokes

Urdu Poetry SMS - khulegi is nazar pe chashm-e-tar ahista

Posted: 04 Jan 2011 10:31 PM PST

khulegi is nazar pe chashm-e-tar ahista ahista
kiya jata hai pani main safar ahista ahista

koi zanjir phir wapas wahin par le k ati hai
kathin ho rah to chutata hai ghar ahista ahista

badal dena hai rasta ya kahin par baith jana hai
k thakta ja raha hai hamsafar ahista ahista

khalish k sath is dil se na meri jan nikal jaye
khinche tir-e-shanasai magar ahista ahista

hua hai sarkashi main phul ka apna ziyan, dekha
so jhukta ja raha hai ab ye sar ahista ahista

meri shola mizaji ko wo jangal kaise ras aye
hawa bhi sans leti ho jidhar ahista ahista....Read More SMS/Jokes

Urdu Poetry SMS - kuch faisala to ho k kidhar jana chahiye

Posted: 04 Jan 2011 10:19 PM PST

kuch faisala to ho k kidhar jana chahiye
pani ko ab to sar se guzar jana chahiye

har bar aeriyon pe gira hai mera lahu
maqtal main ab ba-tarz-e-digar jana chahiye

kya chal saknge jin ka faqat mas'la ye hai
jane se pahle rakht-e-safar jana chahiye

sara jwar-bhata mere dil main hai magar
ilzam ye bhi chand k sar jana chahiye

jab bhi gaye azab-e-dar-o-bam tha wahi
akhir ko kitni der se ghar jana chahiye

tohamat laga k man pe jo dushman se dad le
aise sukhanfarosh ko mar jana chahiye....Read More SMS/Jokes

Urdu Poetry SMS - Yeh Ajeeb Subah e Bahaar hAi kOii Zindgi

Posted: 04 Jan 2011 10:17 PM PST

Yeh Ajeeb Subah e Bahaar hAi kOii Zindgii Kii Kiran NAhii
hUmii Khaliq e Mehr o maaH They hUmii rOshnii kO Tras Gaye....Read More SMS/Jokes

Urdu Poetry SMS - Nikala mujh ko jannat se Fareeb-e-Zindag

Posted: 04 Jan 2011 10:17 PM PST

Nikala mujh ko jannat se Fareeb-e-Zindagi de ker
Dia phir shoq jannat ka ya herani nahi jaati....Read More SMS/Jokes

Urdu Poetry SMS - teri khushbu ka pata karti hai mujh pe

Posted: 04 Jan 2011 10:13 PM PST

teri khushbu ka pata karti hai
mujh pe ehsan hawa karti hai

shab ki tanhai main ab to aksar
guftagu tujh se raha karti hai

dil ko us rah pe chalna hi nahin
jo mujhe tujh se juda karti hai

zindagi meri thi lekin ab to
tere kahne main raha karti hai

us ne dekha hi nahin warna ye ankh
dil ka ehwal kaha karti hai

beniyaz-e-kaf-e-dariya angusht
ret par nam likha karti hai

sham parte hi kisi shakhs ki yad
kucha-e-jan main sada karti hai

mujh se bhi us ka hai waisa hi suluk
hal jo tera ana??? karti hai

dukh hua karta hai kuch aur bayan
bat kuch aur hua karti hai

abr barse to inayat us ki
shakh to sirf dua karti hai

masla jab bhi utha chiragon ka
faisala sirf hawa karti hai....Read More SMS/Jokes

Motivational Quotes - Get stuck in it! This is another way

Posted: 04 Jan 2011 10:10 PM PST

Get stuck in it!

This is another way to say, "just do it". You'll often find that whatever you've been putting off isn't as bad as you thought, and doesn't take that long.....Read More SMS/Jokes

Motivational Quotes - Write Your own Eulogy A very powerful

Posted: 04 Jan 2011 10:10 PM PST

Write Your own Eulogy

A very powerful (and not much talked about) exercise for motivation.
Although morbidly sounding, this practice can be a transcending experience.....Read More SMS/Jokes

Motivational Quotes - Set AWESOME goals for yourself I say

Posted: 04 Jan 2011 10:09 PM PST

Set AWESOME goals for yourself

I say "awesome" because writing out goals should be a fun and inspiring experience! If goal writing stresses you out, then you should not be doing it (or change your mindset, as it should excite you to envision the life you want to lead).....Read More SMS/Jokes

Current Affairs SMS - Pakistan main Dhund ki waja se saal 2011

Posted: 04 Jan 2011 08:45 AM PST

Pakistan main Dhund ki waja se saal 2011 ka SURAJ abhi tak nazar nahi aaya.
Lihaza aaj 34 December hai..

{Mufti Muneeb ur Rehman}....Read More SMS/Jokes

Sad Poetry SMS - Ab khayal kis ko hai hamari

Posted: 04 Jan 2011 08:38 AM PST

Ab khayal kis ko hai hamari tanha zindagi ka

TOFIQUE

jo kal tak apne the aaj sapne reh gae....Read More SMS/Jokes

Pathan Jokes - Chiken-Biryani me chiken he nahi hai

Posted: 04 Jan 2011 08:38 AM PST

Pathan gusy se:
'Waiter'
Chiken-Biryani me chiken he nahi hai

Waiter

Sahab gulab jamun me konsa gulab hota hai
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?
Pathan:
"Han yar sorry....Read More SMS/Jokes

New Year SMS - Farewell n Good Bye 2010

Posted: 04 Jan 2011 08:38 AM PST

Farewell n Good Bye 2010
A miraculous
year
it startd on friday!
Its ending on friday!
Eid ul fitr on friday
Eid ul azha on friday
Eid e millad un nabi on friday
shab e miraj on friday
Yome aashora also on friday
ppl offer 53 jumma prayers in 52 weeks
amzing but true........Read More SMS/Jokes

Double Meaning SMS - Tum bahir jate ho to mujhe dar

Posted: 04 Jan 2011 08:38 AM PST

Wife:
Tum bahir jate ho to mujhe dar laga rehta hy.

Husb:
Don't worry darling me jaldi ajaonga!

Wife:
Bas isi baat ka to dar laga rehta hy.:-)....Read More SMS/Jokes

Urdu Love SMS - Chaha Hai Tumhe Is Liye

Posted: 04 Jan 2011 08:35 AM PST

Chaha Hai Tumhe Is Liye
Shikwa Nahi Kia,

Hum Ne To Kabhi Tum Ko
Ruswa Nahi Kia,

Samjha Hai Teri Baat Ko
Har Baat Se Barh Kar,

Bhool Jaen Tum Ko Rab Ne
Humein Woh Dil Nahi Dia.....Read More SMS/Jokes

Urdu Funny SMS - Is Msg Ko Itna Phelayen K

Posted: 04 Jan 2011 08:35 AM PST

Is Msg Ko Itna Phelayen K
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Ghoom K Mere
Ghar Walo Tak Pohoanch
Jaye
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"Main Bathroom Me Hon,
Motor Chala Do.
Pani Nahi Aa Raha.:-)....Read More SMS/Jokes

Reply Me SMS - Lets C How Can U Tell

Posted: 04 Jan 2011 08:35 AM PST

Lets C How Can U Tell:
Who AsiM Is??

1. Incomplete Without?
Ans.

2. Best Pair With?
Ans.

3. Nice When?
Ans.

4. Look Best When?
Ans.

5. Stupid When?
Ans.

6. Cute When?
Ans.

Reply Must.

....Read More SMS/Jokes

Urdu Poetry SMS - Tumhare Khwab Sajane Me Lutf Aata Hai

Posted: 04 Jan 2011 08:35 AM PST

!!..PARVEEN SHAKIR..!!

Tumhare Khwab Sajane Me Lutf Aata Hai,
K Apna Aap Jalane Me Lutf Aata Hai..
~*~
Khuda Se Apne Liye Mangti Hon Jab Tujh Ko,
Mujhe Yeh Hath Uthane Me Lutf Aata Hai..
~*~
Teri Yaad Me Bus Jagte Rahen Shab Bhar,
Khud Apni Nend Churane Me Lutf Aata Hai..
~*~
Teri Zaat Se Hai Be-Panah Pyar Humein,
Tumhare Naaz Uthane Me Lutf Aata Hai......Read More SMS/Jokes

Reply Me SMS - Agar Apka Lover/Friend Naraz Ho Jaye

Posted: 04 Jan 2011 08:35 AM PST

Agar Apka Lover/Friend Naraz Ho Jaye,
To Aap Use Kese Manao Ge?

Choose A Number...

00
11
22
33
44
55
66
77
88

Very Interesting,
Reply Must.

Answers:

00. Mafi Mang Kar
11. Galay Laga Kar (Wow)
22. Daant Kar
33. Gift De Kar
44. Gana Ga Kar
55. Kiss Kar K
66. Nahi Manao Ge
77. Maar Maar K (Toba)
88. Apni Qasam De Kar.....Read More SMS/Jokes

Sad Poetry SMS - Ek Muddat Se Yeh Dil

Posted: 04 Jan 2011 08:35 AM PST

Ek Muddat Se Yeh Dil
Tujh Ko Sada Deta Hai,

Kitna Nadan Hai Yeh
Khud Ko Saza Deta Hai.

Hum To Har Sham Jalate
Hain Umedon Ka Charagh,

Jane Phir Kon Use
Aa K Bujha Deta Hai.

Tumhari Yaad Ka Ye Bhi
Ajab Tamasha Hai,

Waqt Be Waqt Mujhe
Tujh Se Mila Deta Hai.

Main Reet-e-Aarzu Pe
Roz Khwab Likhta Hon,

Woh Ban K Mouj Har Ek
Khwab Mita Deta Hai.

Main Bad Naseeb Koi
Raah Ka Pathar To Nahi,

K Jo Bhi Guzre Woh
Thokar Laga Deta Hai.....Read More SMS/Jokes

Reply Me SMS - My Personality Is Full Of Faults

Posted: 04 Jan 2011 08:35 AM PST

My Personality Is Full Of Faults..

You Will Get 99 Reasons
To Leave Me,

But...

What Will Be The "Single"
Reason To Stay With Me???

Reply Must.....Read More SMS/Jokes

Urdu Funny SMS - Dunia Ka Pehla Traffic Signal Kahan

Posted: 04 Jan 2011 08:34 AM PST

" GEOMENTARY "

Kya Aap Jante Hen, Dunia Ka Pehla Traffic Signal Kahan Lagaya Gaya Tha ??
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Road Pay. ;-)

Jano Or Jante Raho.....Read More SMS/Jokes

Silly Quotes SMS - Kamyaabi Padd Ki Tarha Hoti Hai

Posted: 04 Jan 2011 08:34 AM PST

Kamyaabi...
"Padd"
Ki Tarha Hoti Hai.

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Bardasht Tab He Hoti Hai
Jab Apni Ho.XD=P....Read More SMS/Jokes

English Funny SMS - Love Is The Seventh Sense

Posted: 04 Jan 2011 08:34 AM PST

Love Is The Seventh Sense,

. . . Which Destroys
All The Six Senses...

And

. . .You Become
Non Sense! ;-)....Read More SMS/Jokes

Boys vs Girls SMS - True Story Of A Boy and Girl

Posted: 04 Jan 2011 08:34 AM PST

True Story..

Boy:
Make A "C" With Your Right Hand .

Girl:
OK. Makes A "C".

Boy:
Smiles And Makes C With His Left Hand, Placing It Near Hers.

...Girl:
A Heart?

Boy:
No. My Stomach.
And Its Empty, Make Me A Sandwich.=PXD....Read More SMS/Jokes

Urdu Text Insults - Kabhi Shikayat Na Labon Pe Layenge,

Posted: 04 Jan 2011 03:52 AM PST

Kabhi Shikayat Na
Labon Pe Layenge,

Hum Dosti Kuch Is
Tarha Nibhayen Ge.

Koi Tumhari Burai Humare
Samne Kar K To Dekhe,

Qasam Se Hum Bhi Uski
"Han Me Han Milayen Ge".:-P....Read More SMS/Jokes

Urdu Poetry SMS - Shikayat Kya Karon Dono Taraf Ghum Ka

Posted: 04 Jan 2011 03:48 AM PST

Shikayat Kya Karon Dono Taraf
Ghum Ka Fasana Hai,

Mere Aagay Mohabbat Hai
Tere Aagay Zamana Hai,

Pukara Hai Tujhe Manzil Ne
Lekin Main Kahan Jaon,

Bichar Kar Teri Dunya Se
Kahan Mera Thikana Hai,

Mubarak Hon Tujhe
Jan-e-Wafa Majbooryan Teri,

Mujhe To Zindagi Bhar
Pyar Ka Wada Nibhana Hai.....Read More SMS/Jokes

Broken Heart SMS - Dafan Hai Usk Ghar K Sath Qabristan Me

Posted: 04 Jan 2011 03:37 AM PST

Dafan Hai Usk Ghar K
Sath Qabristan Me
Magar...
Phir Bhi Woh Rota Hai,

"Wasi"

Khud He To Kaha Karta Tha
K
Bana Lo Qareeb Koi Thikana K
Milna Aasan Ho.....Read More SMS/Jokes

Break Up SMS / Shairy - Shareek-e-Gham Hua Jo Mere Chot Khane K

Posted: 04 Jan 2011 03:35 AM PST

Shareek-e-Gham Hua Jo
Mere Chot Khane K Bad,

Kho Dia Main Ne
Usko Paany K Bad.

Mujhe Naaz Raha Faqat
Us Amal Par Sada,

Usne Mujhe Apna Mana
Aazmane K Bad,

Suna Hai Tarap Raha Hai
Woh Meri Wafa K Liye,

Shayed Pachtata Raha Hai
Mujhe Thukrane K Bad.....Read More SMS/Jokes

Faraz Ahmed Shairy - Aye Mohabbat Tere Anjam Pe Rona Aya, Ja

Posted: 04 Jan 2011 03:31 AM PST

Aye Mohabbat Tere Anjam Pe Rona Aya,
Jane Kyun Aaj Tere Naam Pe Rona Aya.

Yun To Har Sham Umeedon Me Guzar Jati Hai,
Aaj Kuch Baat Hai Jo Sham Pe Rona Aya.

Kabhi Taqdeer Ka Matam Kabhi Dunya Ka Gila,
Manzil-e-Ishq Me Har Gham Pe Rona Aya.

Jab Hua Zikr Zamane Me Mohabbat Ka Faraz,
Mujhe Apne Dil-e-Nakaam Pe Rona Aya.....Read More SMS/Jokes

Urdu Friendship SMS - Qismat Pe Naaz Hai To Waja Teri Dosti,

Posted: 03 Jan 2011 01:14 AM PST

Qismat Pe Naaz Hai
To Waja Teri Dosti,

Khushyan Jo Pas Hain
To Waja Teri Dosti,

Tu Mujhse Dosti Ki
Talab Kese Kare Ga,

Chalti Jo Saans Hai
To Waja Teri Dosti.....Read More SMS/Jokes

Sardar Ji SMS - Sardar G Sheeshe K Samne Beth

Posted: 03 Jan 2011 01:12 AM PST

Sardar G Sheeshe K Samne Beth
Kar Study Kar Rahe The,

Why??

Bcoz Of 3 Reasons...

1. Revision Bhi Sath Ho Jae,

2. Apne Upar Nazar Rahe,
&

3. He Likes Combine Study:-)....Read More SMS/Jokes

New Year SMS - RENEWAL OF FRIENDSHIP CONTRACT2011

Posted: 02 Jan 2011 03:52 PM PST

RENEWAL OF FRIENDSHIP CONTRACT2011

After serious & cautious consideration,

Ur contract of FRIENDship has been renewed for the Year 2011

It was a hard decision to make.

So try to be more LOVING & caring next year.

I'm giving you another chance

So

Don't miss it up!
Bcoz it's impossible to find a FRIEND

Who is

95 % ideal

96 % smart

97 % kind

98 % true

99 % Talented

&

100 % luvable

So

Don't lose me..... HAPPY NEW YEAR.....Read More SMS/Jokes

English Love SMS - LOVE is the best medicine for any kind o

Posted: 02 Jan 2011 03:50 PM PST

LOVE is the best medicine for any kind of pain,
BUT
Be sure that There is no medicine in the world FOR the pain given by LOVE.
"SHAKESPEARE"....Read More SMS/Jokes

Current Affairs SMS - Agar Tum Ye Chaho k Tumhare pas hamesha

Posted: 02 Jan 2011 03:49 PM PST

Agar Tum Ye Chaho k Tumhare pas
hamesha Dosto Ka Hujoom rahy tou
Ye 3 cheezen apny pas rakho



>RASEELI
>GOLD LEAF
>121 (Gutka)
"Zubaida aapa k dostana totkay"....Read More SMS/Jokes

Double Meaning SMS - Larki : Un dino kafi darr lagta tha Nach

Posted: 02 Jan 2011 03:45 PM PST

Larki : Un dino kafi darr lagta tha Nachna,
Gana,

Khailna,
Koodna,

uff…
Bahar jana.

Geele pan ka darr….
Phir Mjhe mila bus RS 25/= mein
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MOBILE COVER.

Ab barish k dino me bhi azadi se apna mobile har waqt apne sath rakh skti ho0n or enjoy kr skti ho0n.

1 dafa phr teri soch ko salam ha
....Read More SMS/Jokes

Current Affairs SMS - Leader apni qaum k liye kitaben likhte h

Posted: 02 Jan 2011 03:44 PM PST

Leader apni qaum k liye kitaben likhte hain…… Nawaz

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Tum bachiyun ki khatir baal lagwate ho.:-P

G.A Muthaida!

....Read More SMS/Jokes

Urdu Funny SMS - Ek Aadmi Faqir se: “Baba din me kitne pa

Posted: 02 Jan 2011 03:43 PM PST

Ek Aadmi Faqir se: Baba din me kitne paise kama letay ho?

Faqir: 500 ya 600, aur agr ye maaf karne wale kamina pan na karen,

to araam se 1000 hojayen.....Read More SMS/Jokes

English Funny SMS - A “Most irRitating moment: Morning alar

Posted: 02 Jan 2011 03:42 PM PST

A "Most irRitating moment:
Morning alarms :-@
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Most dIfficult task:
2 find socks ;->
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Most dareful journey:
way 2 class
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Most lovely time:
meeting frIEnds....Read More SMS/Jokes

Current Affairs SMS - Ghr me machar ziada hojaen to gaye(cow)

Posted: 02 Jan 2011 03:42 PM PST

Ghr me machar ziada hojaen to gaye(cow) ka khusk gober beech kmry me rkh k jlaen.

Machar ye kehty huy bhag jaengy,

Zubaida apa ye tmhare he kamina pan hai.:-)

....Read More SMS/Jokes

Urdu Funny SMS - “Nails Par Mitti Ka Tail Daal Kar Aag La

Posted: 02 Jan 2011 03:41 PM PST

"Nails Par Mitti Ka Tail Daal Kar Aag Laga Di Jaye To Unhain Katne Ki Zaroorat Paish Nahi Aati..":@
(ZUBEDA AAPA K ATANG WADI TOTKE)

....Read More SMS/Jokes

Pathan Jokes - Pathan k qabar ki pehli raat mai 62 fare

Posted: 02 Jan 2011 03:40 PM PST

Pathan k qabar ki pehli raat mai 62 fareshte aey…?

2 farishte sawal puch rahe the aur baqi k 60 farishte pathan ko sawal samjha rhe the..;-):-
....Read More SMS/Jokes

Current Affairs SMS - 1 chand nikla tOu roshni saray aam hogai

Posted: 02 Jan 2011 03:39 PM PST

1 chand nikla tOu roshni saray aam hogai..

Munni ki badnami k chakar me pta hi nhi chala k sheela bhi jawan hogai…:-
....Read More SMS/Jokes

Current Affairs SMS - Ab koi mera mazaq urae phir dekhti hon.

Posted: 02 Jan 2011 03:39 PM PST

Ab koi mera mazaq urae phir dekhti hon.

Zubaida aapa ne MQM join krli.

G A Mutahida.
\(",)/
)v(
_/ \_
GA altaf bhai.

....Read More SMS/Jokes

Motivational Quotes - "Never Feel Sad On Losing Anything In Yo

Posted: 02 Jan 2011 05:17 AM PST

"Never Feel Sad On Losing Anything In Your Life
Because Whenever A Tree Loses
Its Leaf,
A New Leaf Is Ready To Take
Its Place...."....Read More SMS/Jokes

Urdu Poetry SMS - Matti sy Bana tha..! Matti hi Ban jaun

Posted: 02 Jan 2011 01:12 AM PST

Matti sy Bana tha..!
Matti hi Ban jaun ga..!

is sy Aagy na kuch kr paya..!
Na kr paun ga..!

Rota Hua Aaya tha..!
RuLata Hua jaun ga..!

Pairon ki DhooL Hon..!
Hawaon mai Bikhar jaun ga..!

Jab Dunia teri Chor kr!
Yahan se jaun ga.!

Dekh Lena
Dost?Tum ko Boht yaad Aaun Ga......Read More SMS/Jokes

Urdu Poetry SMS - Pal bhar mein tamam umer ki sochein bada

Posted: 01 Jan 2011 10:49 PM PST

Pal bhar mein tamam umer ki sochein badal jati hain
jin rahon per chaltey hain wohi, rahein badal jati hain

karney ko kia nahi kartey log muhabbat mein
sirf hamarey liye hi kyun? rasmein badal jati hain

woh aisa hai k us ka naam sunney k tasawwur say hi
hamari tamaam tar sAatein badal jati hain

sochti hoon jane kaise? kah paoon ghi main us say
milti hoon to dil ki sari batein badal jati hain

chahe "Manzil" "Dushwar" ho aur "Duur" bhi
humsafer us jaisa ho to musaftein badal jati hain

yun to "Raat" ka alam haseen hota hai, madhosh bhi
magar"chand"dekhoon to meri ratein badal jati hain

mat chaho,k mujhe aadat nahi itna chahne walon ki
yeh na ho log kahein, jald hi adatein badal jati hain....Read More SMS/Jokes

Urdu Poetry SMS - Ilzam Toota jo aake lab pe, tera naam h

Posted: 01 Jan 2011 10:36 PM PST

Ilzam
Toota jo aake lab pe, tera naam hi to hai
Dil mein bas aik khuahish-e-nakaam hi to hai
Pehla qadam hi aakhri hai, uth sake agar
Manzil yaqeen-e-ishq ki aik gaam hi to hai
Rehne do wapsi kay liye raasta khula
Woh bad nahi hai, aik zara badnaam hi to hai
Sabit karega kia koi ham par jafa ka jurm
Aik roz dhul hi jaayega ilzaam hi to hai....Read More SMS/Jokes

Urdu Poetry SMS - Dukh Dard Ke Maron Se Mera Ziker Na Kern

Posted: 01 Jan 2011 10:35 PM PST

Dukh Dard Ke Maron Se Mera Ziker Na Kerna
Ghar Jao To Yaroon Se Mera Ziker Na Kerna
WO Zabt na Ker Payn Gay Aankhon Ke Samandar
Tum Raah Guzaaron Se Mera Ziker Na Kerna
Phoolon Ke Nasheman Mein Raha Hoon Mein Sada Se
Dekho Kabhi Kharon Se Mera Ziker Na Kerna
Shyad Yeh Andharay Hi Mujhe Raah Dikhayein
Ab Chaand Sitaron Se Mera Ziker Na Kerna
Wo Meri Kahani Ko Ghalat Rang Na De Dain
Afsana Nigaron Se Mera Ziker Na Kerna
Shayad Wo Mere Haal Pe Be-Saakhta Ro Dain
Iss B…....Read More SMS/Jokes

Urdu Poetry SMS - Aaina Hoon Main Mere Saamne Aakar Dekho

Posted: 01 Jan 2011 10:33 PM PST

Aaina Hoon Main Mere Saamne Aakar Dekho
Khud Nazar Aaogye Jo Aankh Mila Ker Dekho
Mere Gham Mai Mari Takdeer Nazar Aati Hai
Dugmagaaoge Mera Dard Utha Ker Dekho
Youn Tu Aasaan Nazar Aata Hai Manzil Ka Safar
Kitna Mushquil Hai Meri Raaha Se Jaaker Dekho
Bazam Ka Meri Charagaan Hai Nazar Ka Dhoka
Kin Andheroon Mai Bhatakta Hoon Main Aaker Dekho....Read More SMS/Jokes

Urdu Poetry SMS - Uss nay Khat main Ishq ka Matlab Pooch

Posted: 01 Jan 2011 10:26 PM PST

Uss nay Khat main
Ishq ka Matlab Pooch liya hai
Mein nay Likha hai
Jab Koi Chehra
Dhiyaan Mein Akar
Maan Angan mein Phool Khila day
Jab Koi Naam Labon ko Choo kar
Dharkano ki Tarteeb Bhula day
Jab koi Jazba Kar-e-Junoon se
Atish ko Gulzar bana day
Laikin Itna Dhiyaan mein Rakhna
Koi Siraat-e-Ishq se Guzry Tab Khulta hai
ISHQ se Pehlle ISHQ ka Matlab kab Khulta hai....Read More SMS/Jokes

Urdu Poetry SMS - Dil ne phir yaad kiya Vo bhi kya din t

Posted: 01 Jan 2011 09:26 PM PST

Dil ne phir yaad kiya
Vo bhi kya din the humein dil mein bithaya tha kabhi
Aur hans-hans ke gale tumne lagaya tha kabhi
Khel hi khel mein kyun jaan pe ban aayi hai
Phir koi chot muhabbat ki ubhar aayi hai

Dil ne phir yaad kiya
Kya batayein tumhe hum shamma ki qismat kya hai
Gham mein jalne ke siwa aur muhabbat kya hai
Ye vo gulshan hai ke jisme na bahaar aayi hai
Phir koi chot muhabbat ki ubhar aayi hai

Dil ne phir yaad kiya
Hum vo parwane hain jo shamma ka gham bharte hain
Husn ki yaad mein khamosh jala karte hain
Aah bhi nikle to ye pyaar ki ruswayi hai
Phir koi chot muhabbat ki ubhar aayi hai....Read More SMS/Jokes

Urdu Poetry SMS - Ho’yee hai shaam tau aankhoon mein bus g

Posted: 01 Jan 2011 09:25 PM PST

Ho'yee hai shaam tau aankhoon mein bus gaya phir tu

Kahan Gaya hai meray shehr ke musafir tu

Mein jaan ta hoon keh dunya tujhe badl de gi

Mein maan ta hoon keh aisa naheen bazahir tu

Bicharna hai tau hansi khushi se bichar ja

Yeh kya sochta hai hur muqaam peh aakhir tu

Faraz tu ne oose mushkiloon mein daal dya

Zamana sahib-e zar aur sirf shair tu……....Read More SMS/Jokes

Urdu Poetry SMS - hum bhi khud dushman-e jaaN thay pehle…

Posted: 01 Jan 2011 09:24 PM PST

hum bhi khud dushman-e jaaN thay pehle…

tum magar dost kahaN thay pehle…

ab wahaN khaak ooratee hai khizaaN…

phool hi phool jahaaN thay pehle…

ab jo deewar bunay baithay hain…

soorat-e mooj rawaaN thay pehle…

kuch sharabee keh hein ab rah nasheeN….

ronaq-e buzm-e maghaaN thay pehle…

hum keh hein aaj ghobaar puss-e ro…

munzil hum sufraaN thay pehle…

ab kise waza-e mohabbat ka khayal…

aur hi loag yahaan thay pehle…

ab to khudh per bhi nahin zaam-e wafa…

tujh se hum shikwa kinaaN thay pehle…

bun gya kafla chaltay chaltay …

wurna tunha hi rawaan thay pehle…

dolat-e ghum tau moyashar thi Faraz…

itne muflis bhi kahaan thay pehle………....Read More SMS/Jokes

Urdu Friendship SMS - kyun gila kare ham bewfai ka, ham khud

Posted: 01 Jan 2011 09:18 PM PST

kyun gila kare ham bewfai ka,
ham khud hi laye the mousam tanhai ka,
wo to milo dur the hamse,
ham hi picch karte rahe unki parchai ka......Read More SMS/Jokes

Urdu Friendship SMS - Mere sajdo k tasalsul ko to kya janay ay

Posted: 01 Jan 2011 09:07 PM PST

Mere sajdo k tasalsul ko to kya janay aye mere DOST
Sur jhukaya teri khushi mangi , hath uthaya to teri zindagi mangi....Read More SMS/Jokes

Sad Poetry SMS - Sun liya hum ne faisla tera Aur sun ker

Posted: 01 Jan 2011 08:54 PM PST

Sun liya hum ne faisla tera
Aur sun ker udaas ho baithey

Zehan chup chaap ankh khaali
Jaisey hum kianaat kho baithey....Read More SMS/Jokes

Sad Poetry SMS - Kon Ujrha Hoga Bhari Dunya Main Hamari T

Posted: 01 Jan 2011 06:29 PM PST

Kon Ujrha Hoga Bhari Dunya Main Hamari Tarah :Dost:

Wo Bhi Na Milla Or Hum Khud Ko Bhi
Gawa Bethe.....Read More SMS/Jokes

English Friendship SMS - Door Of Memories Will Never Close, How

Posted: 01 Jan 2011 02:20 AM PST

Door Of Memories Will Never Close,
How Much We Miss Our friends
No One Knows,
Days Will Pass Like Years,
And We will Remember The Memories In Silent Tears.....Read More SMS/Jokes

English Friendship SMS - GooD Relationship iS LikE a TREE iT Dem

Posted: 01 Jan 2011 02:19 AM PST

GooD Relationship iS LikE a TREE
iT DemanDs
AttenTion & CaRe
iN ThE Beginning,
BuT
oNce iT BLoSsomS,
iT PRovides
Shade & PRotectioN iN aLL SituaTions oF LiFe.....Read More SMS/Jokes

Current Affairs SMS - LATEST HATE LETTER. Dear Sheela, Aag l

Posted: 31 Dec 2010 03:02 PM PST

LATEST HATE LETTER.
Dear Sheela,
Aag lage teri jawani ko,
khatam kar diya tune meri badnammi ko.
Ab logo k muh par hai teri jawani aur saale bhul gaye meri badnaami.
Salman mera dewar hai,
isliye tujhe kuch nahi kehti,
warna aag laga deti teri jawani ko.
.Teri jethani,
Munni... :D
Wich0n bari kunni...;-)....Read More SMS/Jokes

Urdu Text Insults - Zindagi apni masti me jia kar Ishq bo

Posted: 31 Dec 2010 03:02 PM PST

Zindagi apni masti me jia kar

Ishq bohat buri cheez hy na kia kar

To apna pura dehaan mustaqbil pe mor de

Ishq muhabbat or Sari bachiyan mujh pe chor de....Read More SMS/Jokes

Current Affairs SMS - Bibi zindah hy.. Bibi zindah hy.. Bibi

Posted: 31 Dec 2010 03:01 PM PST

Bibi zindah hy..
Bibi zindah hy..
Bibi zindah hy..
Bibi zindah hy..
Bibi zindah hy..






Tou kia barsi zubaidah apa ki thi?....Read More SMS/Jokes

Sardar Ji SMS - Hitler during his speech: Meri dictio

Posted: 31 Dec 2010 03:01 PM PST

Hitler during his speech:

Meri dictionary mei IMPOSSIBLE ka word nahi..

Sardar uth k:

Tay mama vaikh k leni c......Read More SMS/Jokes

New Year SMS - I wish we could be together to cele

Posted: 31 Dec 2010 03:01 PM PST

I wish
we could be
together
to celebrate special day

But i want you
to know
i'll be celebrating
it with you
in my heart

A heart
that's filledwith your loveNow and always .

HAPPY NEW YEAR....Read More SMS/Jokes

New Year SMS - A bright ,coloured, hopeful ,happy happy

Posted: 31 Dec 2010 03:00 PM PST

A bright ,coloured, hopeful ,happy happy new year is about to unfold ! May ALLAH bless you with His special prize!....Read More SMS/Jokes

Pathan Jokes - Friend to pathan Yar,Sir Ka Msg Aaya

Posted: 31 Dec 2010 03:00 PM PST

Friend to pathan

Yar,Sir Ka Msg Aaya Hai Ka Aaj Extra Class Hogi

Kya Karu... . . ..


Pathan:-'Message sending failed 'likh ke bhej de....!!!....Read More SMS/Jokes

New Year SMS - I hve no pearl to gift you, I hve no di

Posted: 31 Dec 2010 02:59 PM PST

I hve no pearl to gift you,
I hve no diamond to give u,
I hve no flowers to send u,
but
I have 3 beautiful words to say u

"ALLAH BLESS YOU"
HAPPY NEW YEAR....Read More SMS/Jokes

Motivational Quotes - Every One Can Love Rose But No One Lov

Posted: 31 Dec 2010 06:30 AM PST

Every One Can Love Rose
But
No One Loves A Leaf That
Add
Beauty To It.
...
Don't Love Some One Who Is Beautiful
But
Love The One Who Makes Ur Life Beautiful.
To Havin A Beautiful Life U'll Get All Things.....Read More SMS/Jokes

Motivational Quotes - T r U t H Its More Dangerous To Weep

Posted: 31 Dec 2010 06:30 AM PST

T r U t H

Its More Dangerous
To Weep Inside
Than
...To Weep In Open...
The Open Tear Can
Easily Be Wiped Away
But
Secret Tear Create Internal
Scars ...!....Read More SMS/Jokes

Motivational Quotes - L i n e s To R e m e m b e r "Altho

Posted: 31 Dec 2010 06:29 AM PST

L i n e s
To
R e m e m b e r

"Although The Tongue
...Weights Very Little,
But
Very Few People Are Able
To Hold It ..."....Read More SMS/Jokes

Motivational Quotes - "L i f e" Isn't Something You Can "G o

Posted: 31 Dec 2010 06:29 AM PST

"L i f e" Isn't Something
You Can "G o o g l e"
You Have To Live
Through It
And
...Learn In The Process .......Read More SMS/Jokes

Motivational Quotes - Because Everybody Left him Alone, 'I

Posted: 31 Dec 2010 06:28 AM PST

Because Everybody Left him Alone,

'I Feel Very Happy

Because My Death Won't Make Anyone to

Cry For Me' :(....Read More SMS/Jokes

English Funny SMS - =Best Attitude= “I Just Don’t Care If

Posted: 31 Dec 2010 06:25 AM PST

=Best Attitude=

"I Just Don't Care If Anyone Doesn't Like Me..!

I Was Not Put On Earth To Entertain Everyone…!"....Read More SMS/Jokes

English Funny SMS - Height Of BAD LUCK: A Boy & A Girl Me

Posted: 31 Dec 2010 06:24 AM PST

Height Of BAD LUCK:

A Boy & A Girl Met Last Time For Their BREAK-UP.

Girl's Father Caught Them.

Now They Are A Married Couple!! xD....Read More SMS/Jokes

English Funny SMS - It’s A Humble Request. 80% Of Teacher

Posted: 31 Dec 2010 06:23 AM PST

It's A Humble Request.

80% Of Teachers Suffer From Headache By Teaching Loud.

So Please….

Bunk The Classes As Much As Possible And Save Our Teachers. :-)....Read More SMS/Jokes

English Funny SMS - This Is V Sweet.. Him: Who Do U Like?

Posted: 31 Dec 2010 06:21 AM PST

This Is V Sweet..

Him: Who Do U Like??
Her: No One!!
Him: OH. Who Do U Like??
...Her: No One!!
Him: Who Do U Like?

Her: How Many Times Are U Gonna Ask That?
Him: As Many As It Takes You To Say My Name. :)....Read More SMS/Jokes

English Funny SMS - PERFECT EXAMPLE OF CONFIDENCE: A Juni

Posted: 31 Dec 2010 06:17 AM PST

PERFECT EXAMPLE OF CONFIDENCE:

A Junior In An Office Dialed His Boss's Number By Mistake & Said:

Hey, Send A Coffee In My Cabin In Two Minutes!
...............
Boss Shouted: Do You Know Whom You're Talking To?!!!!!!

Junior: No!

Boss: I'm The Boss Of This Office.

Junior(In The Same Tone):& Do U Know Whom You're Talking To?

Boss: No!

Junior: THANK GOD.(And Disconnected Da Phone).....Read More SMS/Jokes

English Funny SMS - A Three Year Old Kid Was Trying To Write

Posted: 31 Dec 2010 06:14 AM PST

A Three Year Old Kid Was Trying To Write...

Dad: Son, What Are U Doing..???

Son: Writing To My GF.
............
Dad: Do U Know How To Write..???

Son: No.. So What?? My GF Doesn't Know To Read. Its LOVE Dad, U Wont Understand.. :)....Read More SMS/Jokes

English Funny SMS - Wife: Ek Bat Baataon? . . . . ....

Posted: 31 Dec 2010 06:12 AM PST

Wife: Ek Bat Baataon?
.
.
.
.
....
.
.
.
Husband: Nai :-)

And The Fight Started :D....Read More SMS/Jokes

English Funny SMS - Why Do The Girls Look So Beautiful ?????

Posted: 31 Dec 2010 06:11 AM PST

Why Do The Girls Look So Beautiful ?????
Is It Real ?
Or
Due To Make Up ???

...All False
Girls Luk Beautiful Bcoz
Boys Have Good IMAGINATION.:)....Read More SMS/Jokes

Urdu Funny SMS - Girls Top 5 Lies Meaning 1. I Miss U

Posted: 31 Dec 2010 06:09 AM PST

Girls Top 5 Lies Meaning

1. I Miss U
Means : Time Pass Nahi Raha Hai. Tumharay Saat He Guzara Kar Loon.

...2. I'm Single
Means: Mera Past Boyfriend Bihkari Ban Gaya Hai Ab Tumhari Bari

3. Main Cousion Say Baat Kar Rahi Thi

Means : Meray 2 Boyfriends Or Bhi Hain

4. Tumhari Smile

Means : Tumhari Property

5. Main Reh Nahi Paoun Gi Tumharay Bina

Means : Mera Recharge Kon Karay Ga :(....Read More SMS/Jokes

Urdu Funny SMS - *. .Baap: "Beta Koi Bat Nahi Tumhari Qi

Posted: 31 Dec 2010 06:06 AM PST

*. .Baap:
"Beta Koi Bat Nahi Tumhari Qismat Me Fail Hona He Likha Tha.

Beta:"G Papa Ye To Acha Hua K
Mene Pura Sal Parha Nahi
Warna Sari Mehnat Zaya Ho Jati. .*....Read More SMS/Jokes

Urdu Funny SMS - Agar Koi Tumhare Pas Aay Or Kahe, "Tum

Posted: 31 Dec 2010 06:02 AM PST

Agar Koi Tumhare Pas Aay Or Kahe,
"Tum Bewaqof Ho"
To Koi Lamha Zaya Mat Karna, Us Ko Gardan Se Pakrna, Or Kehna,





















Oye Kisi Or Ko Mat Batana.:)....Read More SMS/Jokes

Urdu Funny SMS - Funny Facts About Women… * Larki Se M

Posted: 31 Dec 2010 06:00 AM PST

Funny Facts About Women…

* Larki Se Mohabbat Krna Jurm Hai.,Jis Ki Saza Shadi Ki Soorat Me Milti He.. :-)

* Kamiyab Aashiq Wo He, Jo Mehboba Ko Bv Nahi Ban'nay Deta.. :-)

* Kaash Larkian Cigrate Peeti Ta K Utni Dair To Kham0sh Rehtin :-)

* Mard K Liye Asaan Tareen Kaam Ksi Larki K Hath0n Ullu Ban'na He :-)

* Orat Fashi0n K0 Aisy Talash Krti He Jesay Maut Insaan Ko. :-)

* D0st0 Zindagi Enj0y Kro, Kya Pata Kal Tmhari Shadi Ho Jaye…!....Read More SMS/Jokes

Urdu Funny SMS - Height Of Shock: Malkin: Kya Huwa Tum

Posted: 31 Dec 2010 05:56 AM PST

Height Of Shock:

Malkin: Kya Huwa Tum 3 Din Kaam Pe Nai Ayi???

Kamwali: Memsab Mainey To FaceBook Pe Status Update Kar Diya Tha,..
... Ke Main Gaon Ja Rahi Hoon. . .
.

..APKE Pati Ne Comment Bhi Kiya,
"HAVE A SAFE TRIP.. COME SOON HONEY. . . "....Read More SMS/Jokes
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