Thursday, January 20, 2011

RSS Feed of Funny SMS

RSS Feed of Funny SMS


Current Affairs SMS - geo lagao nawaz sharif ko bhi mar dia he

Posted: 20 Jan 2011 07:24 AM PST

geo lagao nawaz sharif ko bhi mar dia hey













sheela ki jawani ne....Read More SMS/Jokes

Current Affairs SMS - masjid ke bahar chappal rakhne ke bajae

Posted: 20 Jan 2011 07:24 AM PST

masjid ke bahar chappal rakhne ke bajae ek chappal 1 konay mein or dusri chappal dusrey konay mein rakhnay se chappal chori nai hogi

zubaida apa ke jumay wale totke....Read More SMS/Jokes

Islamic SMS - those who spend in allahs cause - deeds

Posted: 20 Jan 2011 07:22 AM PST

those who spend in allahs cause - deeds of charity alms etc in prosperity and in adversity who repress anger and who pardon men verily allah loves al-muhsinoon the gooddoers noble quran 3134....Read More SMS/Jokes

Urdu Poetry SMS - mar ja faaraat apny he pani main dhoob k

Posted: 20 Jan 2011 07:22 AM PST

mar ja faaraat apny he pani main dhoob kr

pyaasa chala gaya hai tery pas sy hussainra....Read More SMS/Jokes

Urdu Poetry SMS - wo aate hain roz meri qabar parr apne hu

Posted: 20 Jan 2011 07:22 AM PST

wo aate hain roz meri qabar parr apne humsafar ke saath
kaun kehta hai dafnane ke baad jalaya nahi jata....Read More SMS/Jokes

Urdu Poetry SMS - phir aaj haq ke liye jaan fida kre koi

Posted: 20 Jan 2011 07:22 AM PST

phir aaj haq ke liye jaan fida kre koi

wafa bhi jhoom uthay k youn wafa kre koi

namaz 1400 saal se is intzaar main hai

ke hussain ki trah mujhko ada kare koifs124pr....Read More SMS/Jokes

Urdu Poetry SMS - pyar se pyari koi majboori nahi hoti k

Posted: 20 Jan 2011 07:22 AM PST

pyar se pyari koi majboori nahi hoti
kami apno ki kabhi poori nahi hoti
dilon ka alag hona ek alag baat hai
nazron se door hona koi doori nahi hoti....Read More SMS/Jokes

Good Morning SMS - to the friend subject good morning

Posted: 20 Jan 2011 07:20 AM PST

to the friend

subject good morning

dear
i would like 2 state that i m really mising u n wants 2 wish u a very gud morning

sokindly grant me atleast a sweet smile

i shall b very thankful2 u

ur sweet



careing friend

have a nice day....Read More SMS/Jokes

Motivational Quotes - often people dont make decisions becaus

Posted: 20 Jan 2011 07:20 AM PST

often people dont make decisions because they afraid of the outcome
we think that we could possibly be worse off by deciding
and we might be better off by staying in our comfort zone
that is the biggest viewing mistake ever because it ensures we never move forward
a better way is to think that actually deciding is the success not the outcome of the decision....Read More SMS/Jokes

Urdu Poetry SMS - palat kar b nahi dekhni teri ye be ru

Posted: 20 Jan 2011 07:20 AM PST

palat kar b nahi dekhni

teri ye be rukhi hum ne

mohsin

bhula denge thuje aisa k tu b yaad rakhega....Read More SMS/Jokes

Student SMS Jokes - college yaadein

Posted: 20 Jan 2011 07:19 AM PST

1college -- yaadein
2pricipal -- jaani dushman
3classes -- kabhi kabhi
4canteen-- kabhi alvida na kehna
5course -- godzilla
6exams -- kalyug
7examination hall-- chamber of secret
8exam-time -- qayamat se qayamt tak
9 question paper - paheli
10answer paper -- kora kagaz
11cheating --aksarchupke chupke
12 paper out - plan
13examiner -- the killer
14last exam -- independence day
15paper correction -- andha kanoon
16marks - assambhav
17result -- murder....Read More SMS/Jokes

Reply Me SMS - choose a gift 4 me i will tel u k aapki

Posted: 20 Jan 2011 07:19 AM PST

choose a gift 4 me i will tel u k aapki or meri dosti kitne percent pakki hai
1 flower
2 dress
3 mobile
4 red rose
5 chocolate
6 tedy bear
7 pen
8 ring

1flower 30
2dress96 nice
3mobile98
4red rose999 sachi
5chocolate100 wao
6tedy bear 85
7pen 5
8ring 83 gr8....Read More SMS/Jokes

Urdu Friendship SMS - anmol

Posted: 20 Jan 2011 07:19 AM PST

anmol
meri zindagi k anmol pal thy wo jab kisi ne rulaya tha kisi ne hansaya tha

meri zindagi k anmol din thy wo kisi ne tanha chora tha kisi ne tanhai mei sath diya

meri zindagi k anmol sal thy wo kabhi barish ko dekh k hansy be hasab thy kabhi barish k sang barsy hum

mari zindagi ka anmol waqt tha wo lartey lartey jab muskury thy hum

mari yaadein anmol hain mery wo pal anmol hain

mery suzry dino ki kya kya baton baten mery har din ki baat kuch khass hai


mari zindgi main bohat anmol thy kuch dost jinko paa kar khoo diya

magar unki yaadein aj tak bohat anmol hain

kash ek bar wo mil jaen to unko bataon mein mery liya wo bohat hain anmol

by musarat
ded8 to my aal friends
miss u friends....Read More SMS/Jokes

Urdu Friendship SMS - na chupana koi bat dil ma ho ager

Posted: 20 Jan 2011 07:19 AM PST

na chupana koi bat dil ma ho ager
rakhna thora bharosa hum par
hum nibhaenge dosti ka rishta is qader
ke bhulane par bhi na bhula paonge zindgi bhar....Read More SMS/Jokes

Urdu Poetry SMS - uss badnasib-musaafir ki qismat ko kya k

Posted: 20 Jan 2011 07:19 AM PST

uss badnasib-musaafir ki qismat ko kya kahen

mohsin

dam torr diya jis ne manzil k saamne....Read More SMS/Jokes

Urdu Friendship SMS - baat baat pe jo rooth jate hain

Posted: 20 Jan 2011 07:19 AM PST

baat baat pe jo rooth jate hain
hath un se anjane main choot jate hain
koi bataye unko bara nazuk hai dosti ka rishta
hanste hanste bhi dil toot jate hain....Read More SMS/Jokes

Urdu Friendship SMS - kehkashaan says

Posted: 20 Jan 2011 07:19 AM PST

kehkashaan says
use meri chup ne rula sia
jise guftgu me kamal tha
wo jo subah us ki arooj thi
wohi wakt mera zawal tha....Read More SMS/Jokes

Urdu Funny SMS - kuch is tarah us ne mera waqt barbaad

Posted: 20 Jan 2011 07:19 AM PST

kuch is tarah us ne mera waqt barbaad kiya



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haan bilkul isi tarah....Read More SMS/Jokes

Islamic SMS - kaash duniya ki ranginiyo se kuch is

Posted: 20 Jan 2011 07:19 AM PST

kaash duniya ki ranginiyo se kuch is tarha chutkara mil jye

hum hon madine ki gali may or roza-e- mubarak par dum nikal jaeameen....Read More SMS/Jokes

Urdu Friendship SMS - wo choti choti baaton pe rooth jana

Posted: 20 Jan 2011 07:19 AM PST

wo choti choti baaton pe rooth jana

wo roothe hue ko or bhi chirana

jo teacher poche to kuch to chup ho jana

wo class main beth k gappay lagana

wo ek doosre ko qisse sunana apne apne

na hi wo din rahe aur na phir laut kar aaye wo dost

na tafreeh

aur

na wo baten

rahy gae to yadein yadein

i miss u frndz....Read More SMS/Jokes

Urdu Poetry SMS - teri nafrat mein woh dam nahi

Posted: 20 Jan 2011 07:17 AM PST

teri nafrat mein woh dam nahi jo meri chahat ko mita dewasi

meri chahat ka samundar teri soch se bhi gehra hai....Read More SMS/Jokes

Urdu Poetry SMS - us ki hansi main chhupy dard ko

Posted: 20 Jan 2011 07:17 AM PST

us ki hansi main chhupy dard ko mehsoos to kar

faraz

woh to yunhi hans hans ky khud ko saza daita hai....Read More SMS/Jokes

Urdu Poetry SMS - dekh lomohabbat

Posted: 20 Jan 2011 07:17 AM PST

tum b kar k dekh lomohabbat kisi se

jaan lo gey k hum muskurana q bhool gaey hai....Read More SMS/Jokes

Urdu Poetry SMS - kabhi wo ban k mujhe mehrban nhe milta

Posted: 20 Jan 2011 07:17 AM PST

kabhi wo ban k mujhe mehrban nhe milta
zamen se jese kabhi aasman nhe milta
bichrr k tujhse kuch aisa bikhr gaya hon
k ab to silsla jisam-o-jan nhe milta....Read More SMS/Jokes

Rainy Day / Barish SMS - aaj halki halki barish hai

Posted: 20 Jan 2011 07:17 AM PST

aj yad boht tum aaye ho

aaj halki halki barish hai

aaj sard hawa ka ruqs bhi hai

aaj phool bhi nikhray nikhray hain

aaj un me tumhara aks bhi hai

aj yad boht tum aaye ho

aaj badal kaale gehrey hain

aaj chaand pay laakhon pehrey hain

kuch tukray teri yadoon k

bari dair say dil mn thehray hain

aj yad boht tum aaye ho

aaj yaadain uljhi uljhi hain

aur aaj tak yeh na suljhi hain

aaj yaad boht tum aaye ho

aaj halki halki barish haifs124pr....Read More SMS/Jokes

Islamic SMS - allah ka zikr apne hath ki ungliyon me

Posted: 20 Jan 2011 07:17 AM PST

allah ka zikr apne hath ki ungliyon me kiya kroq ke jab aap apni qbar ke andhere me rahoge to ye ungliyan roshni ka kaam krengi
fs124pr....Read More SMS/Jokes

Sardar Ji SMS - sardar

Posted: 20 Jan 2011 07:17 AM PST

sardar
itny sary log football ko laat kyun maar rahy hain
admi
goal krny k liye

sardar
gol hi to hai or kitna gol karain gy-fs124pr....Read More SMS/Jokes

Islamic SMS - khoobsurat jumla

Posted: 20 Jan 2011 07:17 AM PST

ek ibadat gah k darwaze pr likha ek khoobsurat
jumla
khuda ke paas ap ki dua sunne ke liye
buhut waqt hay
lekn
kya aap ke paas dua mangne ke liye waqt hayfs124pr....Read More SMS/Jokes

Islamic SMS - ye msg jitna ho sky sub ko forward karain

Posted: 20 Jan 2011 07:17 AM PST

ye msg jitna ho sky sub ko forward karain quran e pak ki surah hood main tufan e nooh ko rokny ki ayat hai usy kasrat k sath parhain ayat ye hai ayat no 44 parhain kasrat sy taky pani k is toofan sy allah pak hmain mehfuz rakhen ameen sum ameen....Read More SMS/Jokes

Urdu Friendship SMS - dil us k siwa kisi our ko chah nahi sakta

Posted: 20 Jan 2011 07:17 AM PST

dil us k siwa kisi our ko chah nahi sakta faraz

yeh dil us ka hay
apna hota to bat our thi....Read More SMS/Jokes

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