Saturday, January 8, 2011

RSS Feed of Funny SMS

RSS Feed of Funny SMS

Current Affairs SMS - Meharbani Kr k Is Msg Ko Itna 4wrd Karei

Posted: 07 Jan 2011 07:28 PM PST

Meharbani Kr k Is Msg Ko Itna 4wrd Karein K

Zubaidah Aapa tak Pohanch Jaye

"Aapa" Ammi Keh rahi hain Ufone k signal nahi Aa rahe koi totka bata de.

....Read More SMS/Jokes

Adult SMS Jokes - Ques. What is the difference between a p

Posted: 07 Jan 2011 07:27 PM PST

Ques. What is the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb?




Ans. U can unscrew a light bulb....Read More SMS/Jokes

Motivational Quotes - Effort Within The Mind Fu

Posted: 07 Jan 2011 07:27 PM PST

Q U O T E

"Effort Within The Mind Further Limits The Mind,
Because Effort Implies Struggle Towards A Goal And When You Have A Goal, A Purpose, An End In View
You Have Placed A Limit On d Mind..."

~*~ Bruce Lee ~*~....Read More SMS/Jokes

Urdu Poetry SMS - Nahi Lagta Mara Maan Kaheen Ya Soch k Ha

Posted: 07 Jan 2011 07:24 PM PST

Nahi Lagta Mara Maan Kaheen Ya Soch k Hasan,

Maray Anso Nay us Bachari ko Bhi Rulaya Hoga.....Read More SMS/Jokes

Urdu Poetry SMS - Ay Kash Mari Zindagi May Koi Asi Subh Bh

Posted: 07 Jan 2011 07:22 PM PST

Ay Kash Mari Zindagi May Koi Asi Subh Bhi Ay,

Gilli Laton k Gartay Pani Say Unthon May Bhi.....Read More SMS/Jokes

Urdu Poetry SMS - Choti Si Hi Bat Kahi Thi Per Dil Howa Th

Posted: 07 Jan 2011 07:22 PM PST

Choti Si Hi Bat Kahi Thi Per Dil Howa Tha Kitna Khush,

Tumhari Thi, Tumhari Hon, Tunhari Rahongi Akhir Tak.....Read More SMS/Jokes

Urdu Poetry SMS - Ay Kash Mari Zindagi May Koi Asi Subh Bh

Posted: 07 Jan 2011 07:22 PM PST

Ay Kash Mari Zindagi May Koi Asi Subh Bhi Ay,

Gilli Laton k Gartay Pani Say Uthon May Bhi.....Read More SMS/Jokes

Urdu Funny SMS - 1985 K Guests Ghar Aaty Hi: Kia Haal

Posted: 07 Jan 2011 07:18 PM PST

1985 K Guests

Ghar Aaty Hi:
Kia Haal Hyn
Abba Thik Hyn
...Bacho'n Ka Kia Haal Hy ? ?

2011 k Guests



Ghar Aaty Hi:
Aur Kia Haal Hyn
Bareek Pin Wala Charger
Hy ... =P =D....Read More SMS/Jokes

Urdu Funny SMS - 1 bacha ghar se mar kha kar ghusy me sc

Posted: 07 Jan 2011 02:09 PM PST

1 bacha ghar se mar kha kar
ghusy me school
ja raha tha.

Raste me kisi ne
pocha
Beta parhty ho?

Bacha: Nai uniform pehn k

mujra karny jata hoon.....:-)....Read More SMS/Jokes

Break Up SMS / Shairy - Zamane Me Bhi Dhondo Ge To Hum Sa Ho Na

Posted: 07 Jan 2011 08:00 AM PST

Zamane Me Bhi Dhondo Ge
To Hum Sa Ho Nahi Sakta,
...
Sada Usko He Chahte Hain
Jo Apna Ho Nahi Sakta.
~*~
Bohat Ujra Hua Dil Hai
Magar Apna Aqeeda Hai,
...
Jahan Mehken Uski Yaaden
Woh Sehra Ho Nahi Sakta.
~*~
Kisi Ki Yaad Ab Bhi
Raat Ko Sone Nahi Deti,
...
Shab-e-Tanhai Se Keh Do
Main Tanha Ho Nahi Sakta.
~*~
Kuch Uski Bhi Khatayen Thi
Wabal-e-Zindagi K Sath,
...
Sabhi Kuch He Muqaddar Ka
Likha To Ho Nahi Sakta.
~*~
Juda Ho Kar Bhi Dono Jee
Rahe Hain Ek Muddat Se,
...
Kabhi DONO He Kehte The
K "AISA HO NAHI SAKTA".....Read More SMS/Jokes

Text Insults - Sms B Bohat Kamal Ki Chez Ha 20 Kanjro

Posted: 07 Jan 2011 06:49 AM PST

Sms B Bohat Kamal Ki Chez Ha
20 Kanjro Ko Send Karo


10 Parhte Nahi



5 Delete Kar Dete Hain



4 Ka Inbox Full Hota Ha



Bus 1 Kanjar Pura Msg Parhta Ha........Read More SMS/Jokes

English Love SMS - When You Love Someone Only You Can Tell,

Posted: 07 Jan 2011 06:38 AM PST

When You Love Someone Only You Can Tell,
But
When You Are In Love With Someone Everyone Else Can Tell." ♥

Feel The Difference.. :)....Read More SMS/Jokes

Current Affairs SMS - Ager Raat Ko Sote Waqt Jalti Hoi Cigratt

Posted: 07 Jan 2011 06:37 AM PST

Ager Raat Ko Sote Waqt Jalti Hoi Cigratte Munh Me Rakh K Soya Jae To Kharatte Lete Waqt
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Khud Ba Khud Kash Lagay Ga :P

Ye Zubaida Appa Ka Totka Nahi Hai :D Faraz Ki Book Se Lia Hai :P....Read More SMS/Jokes

Geo Or Jeenay Do SMS - ARABIC NEWS HaaZa Zardari Beghairat

Posted: 07 Jan 2011 06:24 AM PST

*ÄRÄBIC ÑEWZ*

HaaZa Zardari Beghairatun,

Azaabun Fi Insanun,
...
Fasaadun Khabeesun Mulkun,

Inki Wajatun Sailabun,

Aata-Tunn,

Bijli-Sunn,

Petrol-Ghum,

Dhum Dhum Dhamakatun,

Or,

Balance Checkun 12 Paison TAXUN Kameenun,

Acha Hua Jootan Parhun,

Don't Deletun,

Forun Forwardun*....Read More SMS/Jokes

English Funny SMS - Reality Of OUR COUNTRY Most Of The 1

Posted: 07 Jan 2011 06:21 AM PST

Reality Of
OUR COUNTRY

Most Of The 1st Class
Passed Students Get
...Technical Seats;
Some Become Doctors
& Some Become
Engineers.

The 2nd Class Passed
Students Pass MBA &
Become Administrator
& Control The 1st Class.

The 3rd Class Passed
Students Enter In To
Politics & Become
Minister & Control Both.

Last But Not Least

The Failure Joins

"UNDERWORLD"

&

Control All The Above =P =D....Read More SMS/Jokes

English Funny SMS - Simplest Truth ! One Who Sends More

Posted: 07 Jan 2011 06:19 AM PST

Simplest Truth !

One Who Sends More
Forward Messages
To All
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Is The One
Who Does Not Have
A Girlfriend . . . =P =D....Read More SMS/Jokes

Motivational Quotes - I Can't Do It

Posted: 06 Jan 2011 11:02 PM PST

"I Can't Do It"

Never Yet Accomplished Anything,

"I Will Try"

Has Performed Wonder...

George P. Burnham....Read More SMS/Jokes

Motivational Quotes - Attitude Matters: Don't Say, "No One

Posted: 06 Jan 2011 12:45 AM PST

Attitude Matters:

Don't Say, "No One Likes Me." Just Say, "There Is No One Like Me." Feel The Change. So Live Your Life As You.......Read More SMS/Jokes
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