Friday, January 21, 2011

RSS Feed of Funny SMS

RSS Feed of Funny SMS

Rainy Day / Barish SMS - phir se rog lagao tum

Posted: 20 Jan 2011 11:38 PM PST

phir se rog lagao tum
mujh se rabt barhao tum

kaise sab kuch bhoole ho
muj ko bhi samjhao tum

jaise barish sawan ki
ik din aaise aao tum

mn ne jee bhar rona hai
mujh ko khuwab dikhao tum

bahut kuch kho chuke hn hum
ab to mil mil jao tum....Read More SMS/Jokes

Sardar Ji SMS - aik sardar jb bi kapray dohta tha tau b

Posted: 20 Jan 2011 11:35 PM PST

aik sardar jb bi kapray dohta tha tau bohat zor zor ki barish shuru ho jati thi aik din bohat dhup nikli hui thi aur us nay shukar kiya aur dukaan say surf lenay chala gaya jb dukaan mai enter hua to

badal bohat zor say garja tau sardar ne baadal say kaha
kidhr main te nimko lain aya wan....Read More SMS/Jokes

Urdu Funny SMS - neend k nashay mein itna kaise doob jaate hai

Posted: 20 Jan 2011 11:32 PM PST

na jane wo neend k nashay mein itna kaise doob jaate hai

faraz









hum tho karwat b badalte hein tho humari manji cho0n cho0n

karti hai-....Read More SMS/Jokes

Pathan Jokes - batti te batti kintay honday

Posted: 20 Jan 2011 11:31 PM PST

sardar to pathan batti te batti kintay honday


pathan very simple do battian d....Read More SMS/Jokes

Current Affairs SMS - nend na ae to milk me 1 chutki chars m

Posted: 20 Jan 2011 11:30 PM PST

nend na ae to milk me 1 chutki chars mila kr p lia kren
istrh apko boht hi achi nend ajaegi


notebeta hr totka zubeda apa ka nhi hota ye rahat anty ka totka hy....Read More SMS/Jokes

Urdu Poetry SMS - un k charay pay jo ajati hay hansi mari

Posted: 20 Jan 2011 11:29 PM PST

un k charay pay jo ajati hay hansi mari baton say

hum khud ko anmol samjh latay han is dunya may....Read More SMS/Jokes

Urdu Poetry SMS - kartay han yad un ko jo bholay humay bha

Posted: 20 Jan 2011 11:29 PM PST

kartay han yad un ko jo bholay humay bhatay han

yarab hay kia itna asan khud apna aap bholana....Read More SMS/Jokes

Urdu Poetry SMS - wo ya khati hay tum bin ab mar jaon gi

Posted: 20 Jan 2011 11:28 PM PST

wo ya khati hay tum bin ab mar jaon gi

hum us k marnay ka sun k hi mar jatay han....Read More SMS/Jokes

Dua / Prayers SMS - zehan may teri yaadon k siwa kuch b nai

Posted: 20 Jan 2011 11:27 PM PST

zehan may teri yaadon k siwa kuch b nai

dil may guzri baaton k siwa kuch b nai

tu jahan b rahy sada khush rahy

mere lub pr duaon k siwa kuch b nai....Read More SMS/Jokes

Urdu Poetry SMS - yaad key dairoun ka saffar ab nahien cha

Posted: 20 Jan 2011 11:25 PM PST

yaad key dairoun ka saffar ab nahien chahiye

be-waffa koii manzil nahien

harf e aakhir nahien wo meri zaat ka

aey dil e muztarib too usey bhool ja....Read More SMS/Jokes

Current Affairs SMS - zubeda aapa k pashto totkay

Posted: 20 Jan 2011 11:23 PM PST

daga rora pista dma khair laka pui pui o khochaa dagham nara ara wallah ghaaran ghaaran pukh wikhi oi oi


zubeda apa k totkay
now available in pashto-....Read More SMS/Jokes

Urdu Poetry SMS - anna ki jung main aaakir bharam qaya

Posted: 20 Jan 2011 11:23 PM PST

anna ki jung main aaakir bharam qayam bhi rakhna hain

doston

too yoon kartay hain rasta darmiyana dhondatay haain....Read More SMS/Jokes

Urdu Poetry SMS - khuda karray kay meri arz-e-pak pay ottr

Posted: 20 Jan 2011 11:21 PM PST

khuda karray kay meri arz-e-pak pay ottray

woh fasl-e-gull jissay andesha-e-zawal naa hooo....Read More SMS/Jokes

Urdu Poetry SMS - abhi tou daman chura rahay ho bigar kay

Posted: 20 Jan 2011 11:19 PM PST

abhi tou daman chura rahay ho bigar kay kabiil say jaa rahay hoo

magar kabhi dil ki dharkanoo mian shareek paya tou kyaa karoo gaay....Read More SMS/Jokes

Urdu Poetry SMS - yeh kon doob gaya aur obhaar gaya mu

Posted: 20 Jan 2011 11:18 PM PST

yeh kon doob gaya aur obhaar gaya mujh main

yeh koon saaye ki soorat guzar gaya mujh main....Read More SMS/Jokes

Urdu Poetry SMS - neend nahee aati hay raatoon ko aaj kal

Posted: 20 Jan 2011 11:16 PM PST

neend nahee aati hay raatoon ko aaj kal
mukhtasar kion kertay ho tum baatoon ko aaj kal
bay khaber hi chal paray muhabat kee raah pay hum
dekhtain hain is raah pay huzaaroon ko aaj kal....Read More SMS/Jokes

Urdu Poetry SMS - yeh shehar dhoondlay manzar main mubtala

Posted: 20 Jan 2011 11:14 PM PST

yeh shehar dhoondlay manzar main mubtala kiuoon hai

khulti hai aaankh tou neendon ka silsila kion hai

kissi kay pass bhi chehra nahi magar phir bhi

har ik shakh kay haathon main aaaiyna kion hai....Read More SMS/Jokes

Islamic SMS - 10 baaton ko khatam kar deti hain

Posted: 20 Jan 2011 11:13 PM PST

108243 baaton ko khatam kar deti hain
1 tauba gunah ko
2 dukh zindagi ko
3 ghussa aqal ko
4 sadqa musibat ko
5 chugli dostee ko
6 namaz be-hayaee ko
7 neki badi ko
8 jhooth rizq ko
9 zulm insaaf ko
aur
10 takabur aamal ko....Read More SMS/Jokes

Urdu Poetry SMS - yehi kante to kuch khuddar hai sehan-e-g

Posted: 20 Jan 2011 11:13 PM PST

yehi kante to kuch khuddar hai sehan-e-gulistan mein

ke shabnum ke liye daaman ko phailaya nahi karte....Read More SMS/Jokes

Urdu Love SMS - apni pyari ankhon main chupalo mujhko

Posted: 20 Jan 2011 11:13 PM PST

apni pyari ankhon main chupalo mujhko

muhabbat tm se he churalo mujhko

dhoop ho ya sehra tera sath chalenge hum

yaqeen na ho to azmalo mujhko
tere her dukh ko sah lenge hans k hum

apne wajood ki chadar bana lo mujh ko

zindagi bhi tere naam kardi maine

bas chand lamhe seeny se laga lo mujhkofs124pr....Read More SMS/Jokes

Send Me SMS - message bhej warna

Posted: 20 Jan 2011 11:12 PM PST

oye

message bhej
warna
teri







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ma









marzi dost

naaa bhaij
koi zabardasti thori hai -....Read More SMS/Jokes

Urdu Poetry SMS - yaad bhi ab kay aaaya hai jaag othi hai

Posted: 20 Jan 2011 11:12 PM PST

yaad bhi ab kay aaaya hai jaag othi hai khawahish bhi

tazzadukh aur sard hawa hai saal ki pehlee baarish bhi

sab say miltay rehtay hain aur koee nahi ab bhata hai

pehlay pehal jab bicharay ossay dil main theee gunjayesh bhi....Read More SMS/Jokes

Urdu Funny SMS - yeh 8 batein kisi ke dil mei apki izzat

Posted: 20 Jan 2011 11:11 PM PST

yeh 8 batein kisi ke dil mei apki izzat barha sakti hain

1 salaam karna

2 kisi ko jaga dena

3 asal naam se pukaarna

4 bilawaja behes na karna

5 dosray ki baat bhi tahamul se sunna

6 apni ghalti tasleem karna

7 bina bolay 100 ka balance share karna

8 7th point pe ziada dehaan dena -....Read More SMS/Jokes

Urdu Poetry SMS - ye kia hogaya teri dunya ko ay khudaey k

Posted: 20 Jan 2011 11:09 PM PST

ye kia hogaya teri dunya ko ay khudaey kareem

k zinda log tarastay hain zindagi kay liay....Read More SMS/Jokes

Pathan Jokes - maths teacher to our brilliant pathan

Posted: 20 Jan 2011 11:09 PM PST

maths teacher to our brilliant pathan
how can u distribute 8 apples among 6 people equally










pathan- juice bana k....Read More SMS/Jokes

Self Praising SMS - the power of innocent lover

Posted: 20 Jan 2011 11:08 PM PST

the power of innocent lover
aik din aik larki ne mujh se kaha k dosti karo ge
me ne us se pocha k mujh me kya aisa khas hai jo tm mjh se dosti karna chahti ho
wo boli sirf me hi nai balke sari larkiyan tmhein chahti hainkiyo k tm bohathi innocent ho

bus yar kabi garor nai kiya

innocent lover....Read More SMS/Jokes

Urdu Poetry SMS - yoon dhoondata phirta hoon main loogon m

Posted: 20 Jan 2011 11:08 PM PST

yoon dhoondata phirta hoon main loogon main shabahat oss kii

kay woh khawaboon main bhi lagti hai khayaloon jaiseeee....Read More SMS/Jokes

Sharabi SMS - admi shrab k nashy me ghar ja k so gya

Posted: 20 Jan 2011 11:07 PM PST

admi shrab k nashy me ghar ja k so gya
rat ko mar gya upr ja k usne 1 chance or manga
usko murgi bna k zamin pe bhej diya gya
murgi banny k bad 1 anda de k bohat khush hua
jesy hi doosra anda deny lga




us k sir p joota lga or uski bv ki awaz i



uth kaminay


bistar per potty kar raha hai -....Read More SMS/Jokes

Urdu Poetry SMS - un ki aaankhon main bhi halki si namm

Posted: 20 Jan 2011 11:06 PM PST

un ki aaankhon main bhi halki si nammi rehtee hai

baat kartay hain jo aaauron ko hasanay kay liyeee....Read More SMS/Jokes

Self Praising SMS - a girl proposed me my ans im not a

Posted: 20 Jan 2011 11:04 PM PST

a girl proposed me

my ans im not accepting ur proposal but i salute ur choice....Read More SMS/Jokes

Urdu Poetry SMS - ye zindagi se meri zindagi sawaal karey

Posted: 20 Jan 2011 11:04 PM PST

ye zindagi se meri zindagi sawaal karey


ke kis ki aas main mar mar ke jee raha hoon....Read More SMS/Jokes

Geo Or Jeenay Do SMS - total assets of obama 1300000 h

Posted: 20 Jan 2011 11:04 PM PST

total assets of
obama
1300000
he has no property
in any other
country

total assets of
zardari
20000000000 more as u know
having
9 properties in
america
9 in england
2 in belgium
1 in france n
7 in dubai

drsafder mehmoods column in jang dated 11-11-09 phir
pakistan q na khappay....Read More SMS/Jokes

Urdu Poetry SMS - faza odass hairuth muzmahil hai mein ch

Posted: 20 Jan 2011 10:40 PM PST

faza odass hairuth muzmahil hai mein chup hoon

jo ho sakay tu chala aa kisi ki khatir tu....Read More SMS/Jokes

Urdu Poetry SMS - wo jo bhoolpan ki thii taazgii wo jo be-

Posted: 20 Jan 2011 10:40 PM PST

wo jo bhoolpan ki thii taazgii wo jo be-kalli thi shabab kii
kabhi behar e zabt mein zam hoii kabhii lehar e gham mein udher gaii....Read More SMS/Jokes

Urdu Poetry SMS - yeh alag baat k eik boond muqadar mein n

Posted: 20 Jan 2011 10:39 PM PST

yeh alag baat k eik boond muqadar mein na thi

sar pey so baar ghata chaaii rhii chaaney ko....Read More SMS/Jokes

Urdu Poetry SMS - katti han kasay ratan aik palk bhi jhapk

Posted: 20 Jan 2011 10:38 PM PST

katti han kasay ratan aik palk bhi jhapkay

karna hay agar ya malom to pyar kar k dakho....Read More SMS/Jokes

Urdu Poetry SMS - eik umar key baad aaj phir aaiyena jo

Posted: 20 Jan 2011 10:38 PM PST

eik umar key baad aaj phir aaiyena jo dekha

eik baar to khud ko bhe na pehchan saka main....Read More SMS/Jokes

Urdu Poetry SMS - youn baran-geehta honey ki zaroorat to n

Posted: 20 Jan 2011 10:36 PM PST

youn baran-geehta honey ki zaroorat to nahien

jis ko takleef pohanchtii hai gilla karta hai

milti fursat kabhi itni to yeh socha hota

wo jafa karta hai hum sey k wafa karta hai....Read More SMS/Jokes

Current Affairs SMS - 3 mooli k parathe 2 gobi k parathe 1 p

Posted: 20 Jan 2011 10:34 PM PST

3 mooli k parathe
2 gobi k parathe
1 plate mash ki dal
or 1 pyala obly chane 1 sath khaen
or apni zati gas se generatr chalaen
zubaida aapa k cng totky....Read More SMS/Jokes

Double Meaning SMS - hm apko satate rahenge marte dum tk ms

Posted: 20 Jan 2011 10:32 PM PST

hm apko satate rahenge
marte dum tk msg krte rahenge
or jis din msg nai aya to samjh lena







agle din msg aa jaye gey
kuch to achha socha kro-....Read More SMS/Jokes

Urdu Love SMS - kehte hain jab tum kisi ko hasil krna

Posted: 20 Jan 2011 10:31 PM PST

kehte hain jab tum
kisi ko hasil krna
chaho or wo
tumhen na
miley

to jaan lo tumhein apny rab se koi or
mang raha hy or
us ki dua mein
tumse zyada
asar hay....Read More SMS/Jokes

Urdu Poetry SMS - yeh alag baat k afsha na howa tou war

Posted: 20 Jan 2011 10:30 PM PST

yeh alag baat k afsha na howa tou warna


main ne kitna tujhe mehsoos kia tere baad....Read More SMS/Jokes

Urdu Poetry SMS - dil mein phir ik kasak sii uthii muddato

Posted: 20 Jan 2011 10:29 PM PST

dil mein phir ik kasak sii uthii muddaton key baad
ik umr key rokey hoye aansoo nikal parey
seenay mein be-qaraar hain murda muhabbatien
mumkin hai yeh chiraagh khud hi jal parey....Read More SMS/Jokes

Urdu Poetry SMS - anna ki qaid sey nikley muqabila to kare

Posted: 20 Jan 2011 10:28 PM PST

anna ki qaid sey nikley muqabila to karey

wo mera saath nibhaney ka hosla to karey

kabhi na tootney waala hisaar ban jaon

wo meri zaat mein rehnay ka faisla to karey....Read More SMS/Jokes

Islamic SMS - attention aesi koi hadis nahi jis mai

Posted: 20 Jan 2011 10:25 PM PST

attention

aesi koi hadis nahi jis mai
muharram
safar
rabi ul awwal
rsani
jawwal
jsani
rajab
shaban
ramazan
shawal
zee qada
zil hajj

ki khushkhabri dene par jannat wajib hone ki zamanat ho

plz is gunah se bachain q k
mere pyare hazor-e-aqdas saww ne frmaya
jo koi mujh par wo bat lagae jo maine nhi kahi wo apna thikana dozakh mai bana len
ref
bukhari sharif
kitab-ul-ilm
hadith no109
plz ainda aisi khuskhabri fwd na karen....Read More SMS/Jokes

Student SMS Jokes - teachr mukhtasar bat karna aqalmandi ki

Posted: 20 Jan 2011 10:20 PM PST

teachr mukhtasar bat karna aqalmandi ki nishani hy

teacher tumhare abbu ka kya nam hay

studentcng

teachrye kesa nam hy

studnt
chaudhry naeem gujjar....Read More SMS/Jokes

Urdu Text Insults - kamzoor dil wale ye msg na parhein moat

Posted: 20 Jan 2011 10:20 PM PST

kamzoor dil
wale ye msg na parhein moat ho skti hai
































jigar
50 ka balance
to bhejna


pey gai moat....Read More SMS/Jokes

Current Affairs SMS - na cheeni hai na aata hai na sabzi hai d

Posted: 20 Jan 2011 10:20 PM PST

na cheeni hai na aata hai na sabzi hai dokaano par

tu pakistani hai basera kar paharo ki chatano par
allama zardari....Read More SMS/Jokes

Punjabi Funny SMS - panjabi larki ka izhaar e mohabt pe jawa

Posted: 20 Jan 2011 10:19 PM PST

panjabi larki ka izhaar e mohabt pe jawab

boy

menu tuadey naal piyar ho giya ey

girl

hansi or sharma k boli

dafa ho yadhi dieya....Read More SMS/Jokes

Urdu Funny SMS - public toilet mai baithy aadmi ko saath

Posted: 20 Jan 2011 10:19 PM PST

public toilet mai baithy aadmi ko saath waly toilet se aawaz ai kya haal hain yar
wo ghabra k bola fine theek hun
aawaz i kya kr rahy ho
wo aadmi bola tumhari tarha betha huva hun
aawaz i main aa jaun abi tmhary paas
wo aadmi ghabra kr oh na na na main boht busy hun abhi mat aana
then aawaz i yaar main tumhain baad mai call karta hoon pata nhi kon dosry toilet se
meri hr baat ka jawab de rha hy....Read More SMS/Jokes
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