Thursday, January 27, 2011

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urdu poetry sms - usko furst hi nhi wqt nikale aise ho

Posted: 26 Jan 2011 09:43 PM PST

usko furst hi nhi wqt nikale

aise hote hen bhala chahne wale

yad k dasht me phrta hon mai nangay paon

dekh to aa k kbhi paon k chaale

kho gyi subah ki umeed 0r ab lgta hai

hum nhi honge k jb honge ujalay

khak ko b nhi pohnche ga koi karbal ki

ab bhalay 1 jahan khon me naha le

main kahan haakim-e-wqt kahan adal kahan

q na khalqat ki zuban pr lgen talay

wo jo ek shakhs matta-e-dil-o-jaan tha na rha

ab bhala kon mere dard sambhalay....Read More SMS/Jokes

current affairs sms - agr sabun pe plastic charha dia jaye or

Posted: 26 Jan 2011 09:20 PM PST

agr sabun pe plastic charha dia jaye or phr istemal kia jaye tosabun kabi nhi gholy ga






nichy kia dykh rhy ho
zubeda appa ne kaha he hy yr-d....Read More SMS/Jokes

reply me sms - cricket match mai 10 balls par pori team

Posted: 26 Jan 2011 09:14 PM PST

agar cricket match mai 10 balls par pori team bowled ho jaye
to konse number ka batsman
n0t out rahega
reply must


answer 8th....Read More SMS/Jokes

islamic sms - hazrat abu bakar siddiqra jab khalifa

Posted: 26 Jan 2011 09:13 PM PST

hazrat abu bakar siddiqra jab khalifa ban gaye to apki tankhwah ka sawal peda h0a
aapne farmaya madina me 1 mazd0or k0 j0 y0mia ujrat di jati hy utni hi mere liye muqarrar ki jaye
ek sathi bolay k is ujrat main apka guzara kaise h0ga
aap ne farmaya
mera guzara ussi tarah h0ga jis tarah ek mazd0or ka hota hyhan agar guzara na h0a to
mein mazd0or ki yomia ujrat barha dungais tarah mera wazifa bhi barh jayega

we need that kind of ruler

talib-e-dua....Read More SMS/Jokes

riddle puzzle sms - 1 banda 5 rupe me ganja ho rha he to 5 g

Posted: 26 Jan 2011 09:12 PM PST

1 banda 5 rupe me ganja ho rha he to 5 ganje kitne rupe me ganje honge

rply mst-
-
time 30 sec....Read More SMS/Jokes

miscellaneous sms - pakistan ki kameni 0r pakistan k0 badnam

Posted: 26 Jan 2011 09:12 PM PST

pakistan ki kameni 0r pakistan k0 badnam krne wali actres veena ne big b0ss k bd 1 indian film sign ki h
jis ka nam h
0m m0hammad
astaghfirullah
nauzbillah
m0hammad k nam k 7 hinduh0 k bagwan 0m ka nam lgaya h
plz is msg k0 itna fwd kre k hak0mat-e-pakistan veena 0r 0ski film pe pabandi lgvane k lye majb0r hojae
hm ab mazid t0hin-e-risalat bardasht nai kr skte

gulamie rasool me maut b qabool hai

nara-e-takbir

allah-0-akbar....Read More SMS/Jokes

islamic sms - samandar k kharay pani ko allah meetha k

Posted: 26 Jan 2011 09:12 PM PST

samandar k kharay pani ko allah meetha kar k uthata hy
or
barish ki shakal me barsata hy

baraf bana kar pak karta he
wahan se
naddi nalon
ki surat darya me girty huy zamino ko sairab karta wapas samandar me ja girta hy

yehi pani bakri se doodh
hiran se mushk makhi se shehad
sanp se zehar
seep se nagina
or

insaan k liye zindagi ban jata hy

yehi pani darakhton me aam saib anaar naryal
ban jata hy
phir sab ka rang zaiqa khushbu taseer alag alag or juda
ye sab ajaibaat allah ne ek pani me rakhe hen
aur tum apne rab ki kon kon si naimaton ko jhutlaogay....Read More SMS/Jokes

urdu funny sms - agar apka sms package hai

Posted: 26 Jan 2011 09:11 PM PST

salam
agar apka sms package hai
to

































mera b hai
de taali....Read More SMS/Jokes

urdu friendship sms - bol hawa us paar zamany kaisay hain

Posted: 26 Jan 2011 09:11 PM PST

bol hawa us paar zamany kaisay hain

ujrray shehar mein yaar purany kaisay hain

chand utarta hai ab kis kis aangan mein

kirnon se mehroom gharanay kaisay hain

labbasta darwazon pr kya beet gai

galiyon se mansoob fsanay kaisay hain

jin k jhurmut mein shaamain dam torr gaeen

wo piyary pagal parwanay kaisay hain

mohsin hum to khair-o-khabar se bhe gaay

apne roothy yaar na janay kaisy hain....Read More SMS/Jokes

adult sms jokes - ye pyar kya hota hy

Posted: 26 Jan 2011 09:11 PM PST

girlye pyar kya hota hy

teachrjb tum bari ho kar achi bachi banogi to tumhe b 1 pyar karnewala milega
girlachi na bani to
teachrto bht sarey milengefs124pr....Read More SMS/Jokes

current affairs sms - ek veena malik thi dewani c yousaf gi

Posted: 26 Jan 2011 09:10 PM PST

ek veena malik thi dewani c

yousaf gilani pr wo marti thi

chori chori chupke chupke altaf husain se mila krti thi

kuch kehna tha us ko nawaaz sharif se

janay asif zardari se kyon drti thi

jb bhi choudhri shujat se milti thi

bs yahi pocha krti thi

musharaf kesa larka hay
musharaf kesa
larka hay-....Read More SMS/Jokes

self praising sms - chocolate said 2 honey we r tha most

Posted: 26 Jan 2011 09:10 PM PST

chocolate said 2 honey

we r tha most
sweetest thingz in this whole world


honey replied


oostupid

i think u dont know aboutsayyamfs124pr....Read More SMS/Jokes

self praising sms - ten minutes talking with an intelligent

Posted: 26 Jan 2011 09:10 PM PST

ten minutes talking with an intelligent person is equal to reading general knowledge books for a whole day so dont hesitate call any time at

03004940462....Read More SMS/Jokes

faraz ahmed shairy - is marhaly ko mout bhi kehty hein

Posted: 26 Jan 2011 09:09 PM PST

is marhaly ko mout bhi kehty hein
faraaz

jahan ek pal mein koi keh dy yr 50 da load ty krwa day....Read More SMS/Jokes

double meaning sms - 1 larka or larki ki shadi hui to

Posted: 26 Jan 2011 09:07 PM PST

1 larka or larki
ki shadi hui to
ap yaqeen karo k
dosre din hi

un


ka
bacha
hua


khana
kharab hogya
fridge me nhi rakha tha na-d....Read More SMS/Jokes

pathan jokes - larki train mai baithi book parh rhi thi

Posted: 26 Jan 2011 09:07 PM PST

larki train mai baithi book parh rhi thi
book ka nam ta
the man
peechy pathan baitha chupke se wo book parh rha ta
book mai likha ta k brazil k mard bahut
charming or baloch mard bahut handsome hote hain
kch deir k bad larki ne peeche dekha or pathan se uska nam poocha

pathan
ronaldo bugti....Read More SMS/Jokes

student sms jokes - long time ago people who sacrificed thr

Posted: 26 Jan 2011 09:06 PM PST

long time ago people who sacrificed thr love youth beautyfriends familylaughter happiness
were called malang




now
they r called
engineers....Read More SMS/Jokes

islamic sms - agr larkiyan bhi masjid mein namaz parhn

Posted: 26 Jan 2011 09:06 PM PST

agr larkiyan bhi masjid mein namaz parhne aatin to





to




to



to sb larke 5 waqt k namazi hoty aur
aap to shayd masjid k emaam hoty....Read More SMS/Jokes

self praising sms - aasalamolakum abi 2011 ka pehla mahena

Posted: 26 Jan 2011 09:06 PM PST

aasalamolakum
abi 2011 ka pehla mahena chal rha hy
pehle bta doon
badtamizi mt krna phir saal k aakhir main maafiyan mangtay phirte ho....Read More SMS/Jokes

islamic sms - may the light of jumma shine in ur house

Posted: 26 Jan 2011 09:06 PM PST

may the light of jumma shine in ur house

the strength of emaan stay in ur heart

may allah shower his blessings on
u on this holy day
ameen
jumma mubarak....Read More SMS/Jokes

urdu funny sms - doctor or allah ko kabhi naraz mt krna

Posted: 26 Jan 2011 09:05 PM PST

doctor or allah ko kabhi naraz mt krna
q kjb allah nraz ho to wo doctor k pas bhej deta he
or
doctor jab naraz ho wo allah k pas bhej deta hai....Read More SMS/Jokes

islamic sms - jumma ka khubsurat tauhfa ap k liye ju

Posted: 26 Jan 2011 09:05 PM PST

jumma ka khubsurat tauhfa ap k liye
jumma k din
surah fateha 11 bar

surah kausar 11 bar

sureh ikhlas11 bar parhne se allah agley jume tak rizq ka intzam kr deta hysubhan allah khud bhi parhen dusr0n ko b parhaen
jumma mubarak....Read More SMS/Jokes

urdu poetry sms - zamana dost ho jaey to bohat mohtat ho j

Posted: 26 Jan 2011 09:05 PM PST

zamana dost ho jaey to bohat mohtat ho jana

k is k rang badalney main zra c dair lagti hay

koi jo khaab dekho to ussey foran bhula dena

ke neenden toot janey main zra c dair lagti hay

kisi ko dukh kabhi dena to itna soch kar dena

kisi ki aah lgney main
zara c der lagti hay

bohat hi motabar hain jin ko muhabbat raas aa jaey

kisi ko raah badlney main
zra c der lagti ha....Read More SMS/Jokes

islamic sms - agar tum muj sy pyar karo gy

Posted: 26 Jan 2011 09:05 PM PST

agar tum muj sy pyar karo gy





to sub tum sy pyar karain gy




agr mujy choro gy to tabah ho jao gy




mera nam hy





namaz
frwd to all muslims....Read More SMS/Jokes

missing you sms - humare dil ko dil se choraya ap ne

Posted: 26 Jan 2011 09:04 PM PST

humare dil ko dil se choraya ap ne
door hote
huwy bhi apna banaya ap ne
kabhi bhul nahi paingy ap ko
q k
yaad rakhna bhi to sikhaya ap na....Read More SMS/Jokes

islamic sms - tm arzoo k diaay jla k khuda sy achi

Posted: 26 Jan 2011 09:01 PM PST

tm arzoo k diaay jla k

khuda sy achi umeed rkhna

khizan k mosam ki rukhsti py

bahar e gul ki naveed rkhna

wo tera rab h
wo tera apna
usi ko apna habib rakhna

usi sy krna tu dil ki baten
tu aankh me ik nami c rkhna

wo tera rab hy
wo tera aqa
usi sy raz o niaz rkhna

usi sy ghm ki kahani kehna
ghamon ko dil me nihan na rkhna

raheem h wo kareem h wo
tu rab ko apny aziz rkhna

hy sans sy b qareb tr wo
usi ko apny qareb rkhna....Read More SMS/Jokes

urdu poetry sms - kiya tum lout aao gi agar main tum s

Posted: 26 Jan 2011 09:01 PM PST

kiya tum lout aao gi

agar main tum se ye keh dun

tum hi meri chahat ho

tum hi dil ki hasrat ho

tum meri mohabbat ho

kiya tum lout aao gi

main rahun agar tanha

main rahun agar khoya

teri yaad mein gum sum

mera dil pukare to

kiya tum lout aao gi

zindagi k is lamhe

jab main hun tanha sa

jab main hun akela sa

jab teri zarurat hai

dil mera ye kehta hai

ab to lout aao na

dekho yun satao na

ab to lout aao na....Read More SMS/Jokes

motivational quotes - never conclude a person by his present s

Posted: 26 Jan 2011 08:57 PM PST

never conclude a person by his present status because time has the great power to change a useless coal into a valuable diamond....Read More SMS/Jokes

urdu poetry sms - ek shakhs ki chaht ka armaan raha akser

Posted: 26 Jan 2011 08:48 PM PST

ek shakhs ki chaht ka armaan raha akser

jo jan kar bhi sab kuch anjan raha akser

ye pyar muhabt ka hai khel khuda jany kaisa

k jis ne wafa ki us ko nuqsan raha akser

aata hai wo nendon me rehta hai wo khwabon me

ek yehi to us ka mujh pe ehsan raha akser....Read More SMS/Jokes

family sms-jokes - baap beta zindgi main kabhi chars na

Posted: 26 Jan 2011 03:33 PM PST

baap
beta zindgi main kabhi chars na peena
warna wo jo aagay 4 aadmi ja rahay hain
8 nazar aaen ge


beta magar abbu wo to 2 aadmi hain....Read More SMS/Jokes

pathan jokes - pathan yar ye doctor parchi pe aisa ky

Posted: 26 Jan 2011 03:32 PM PST

pathan
yar ye doctor parchi pe aisa kya likhta hai jo sirf medical store waale hi samjh

paate hen


sardarwo likhte hen
mene to loot liya tu b loot le....Read More SMS/Jokes

pathan jokes - pthan tharmos le k picnic pr gya pthan

Posted: 26 Jan 2011 03:32 PM PST

pthan tharmos le k picnic pr gya pthanis ma thandi cheez thandi or garm cheez garm rehti ha dosttm is me kya laye ho pthan4 qulfi or 2 cup chaye....Read More SMS/Jokes

islamic sms - 9 beautiful points 1

Posted: 26 Jan 2011 03:31 PM PST

9 beautiful points
1 kisi musalman ki taraf muskura kar dekhna sadqa hai
2 sanjida karne wala hamesha izzat pata hai
3 imaan par maot jannat me jane ki sanad hai
4 nafs k khilaf jihad karna jihad-e-akbar hai
5 maa baap ki khidmat 2no jahan me azmat hai
6 marny wale se ibrat hasil karo
7 jis ne sabar kia us ne sab kuchhpa lia
8 jo chup raha us ne nijaat paei
9 gunah se bachna sab se bari neki hai....Read More SMS/Jokes

current affairs sms - china population 1 arab 35 caror 14 min

Posted: 26 Jan 2011 03:29 PM PST

china population 1 arab 35 caror
14 minister
india1 arab 27 caror
32 minister
usa population 32 caror
14 minister
uk 13 caror
12 minister
pak 17 caror
96 minister
or 1 minister k saal ka kharcha 16 carore hy
16 x 96 15 arab 36 carore
har minister ko monthly 50 hazar unit bijli free salaana free unit 50000x12600000 free unit per minister
monthly 45 vip air tickets free
m0nthly 1lakh mobile balance free
aap sab se sirf frwrd ki request kar raha hun
yeh msg aagy forward zaroor kar dain douan ka talib
aap ka apna piyara

pakistan....Read More SMS/Jokes

miscellaneous sms - 44 44 44 44 444444 44 44

Posted: 26 Jan 2011 03:28 PM PST

44 44
44 44
444444 44 44
magic sms
ye msg aap sirf 4 logo ko send kar sakte ho uske baad send nahi hogatry iti m also shockd....Read More SMS/Jokes

boys vs girls sms - a management studentboy hugs a girl

Posted: 26 Jan 2011 03:25 PM PST

a management studentboy hugs a girl

girl what is this
boy direct marketing


girl slaps the boy

boywhat is this
girl customer feedback-....Read More SMS/Jokes

motivational quotes - nipolian said bad crises in a country

Posted: 26 Jan 2011 03:25 PM PST

nipolian said
bad crises in a country are not due to the violence of bad people
but
due to the silence of good people....Read More SMS/Jokes

happy marriage sms - biwi aap ne pichly sal eid pe mujhy l

Posted: 26 Jan 2011 03:24 PM PST

biwi
aap ne pichly sal
eid pe mujhy lohay ka bed banwa k dia tha
is dafa kia irada hy

shohar
is sal us me current chornay ka irada hy....Read More SMS/Jokes

faraz ahmed shairy - humarey to khuwab us din hi choor choor

Posted: 26 Jan 2011 03:23 PM PST

humarey to khuwab us din hi choor choor ho gay faraz




jab pehli baar wo ghar ai to
ami boli
jao beta baji k liye pepsi le aao....Read More SMS/Jokes

urdu poetry sms - ansoo palkon se choot jate hein jub

Posted: 26 Jan 2011 03:01 AM PST

ansoo palkon se choot jate hein

jub sahare toot jate hein

kuch smajh mein nai ata

hum kehte b kuch nai

per log hum say rooth jate hein....Read More SMS/Jokes

urdu poetry sms - kia khabar sath chor de yeh zindagi kaha

Posted: 26 Jan 2011 02:59 AM PST

kia khabar sath chor de yeh zindagi kahan

saghi

hastay hoay zamanay main sub say mila karo-....Read More SMS/Jokes

urdu poetry sms - shahr k sabhi logon ne thaam lye hain ap

Posted: 26 Jan 2011 02:55 AM PST

shahr k sabhi logon ne thaam lye hain apne apne dil

wo phr se aa rahy hain aik shakhs ka intakhab krne....Read More SMS/Jokes

islamic sms - plz in ka wird karen allah tala hm sb k

Posted: 25 Jan 2011 07:51 PM PST

plz in ka wird karen
allah tala hm sb ko hifzoaman me rakhey
subhanallahi wa-bihamdihi
subhanallah hil azim
wabihamdi hi astaghfirullah....Read More SMS/Jokes

islamic sms - irshad-e-bari tala ha mominon sone

Posted: 25 Jan 2011 07:49 PM PST

irshad-e-bari tala ha

mominon sone se pehle sb ko maaf kr dia kro tmhare jaagne se pehle main tmhain maaf kr dun ga....Read More SMS/Jokes

islamic sms - irshad-e-bari tala ha mominon sone

Posted: 25 Jan 2011 07:47 PM PST

irshad-e-bari tala ha

mominon sone se pehle sb ko maaf kr dia kro tmhare jaagne se pehle main tmhain maaf kr dun ga....Read More SMS/Jokes

islamic sms - assalam u alaikum kalma tayeba k 2

Posted: 25 Jan 2011 07:40 PM PST

assalam u alaikum

kalma tayeba k 2 hissay hen

dono me 1212 harof hain

dono nuqta k bghair hain

pehla hissa
maqsad-e-zindgi
sikhta hai
or
dosra hissa
tarz-e-zindgi

subhanallah....Read More SMS/Jokes

urdu poetry sms - tum hamein bhula do hamein koi gham

Posted: 25 Jan 2011 07:39 PM PST

tum
hamein bhula do hamein koi
gham nahi

tum
hamein rula do hamein koi
gham nahi

jis din hum ne
tumko rolaa dia
samajh lena is duniya mai
hum nahi....Read More SMS/Jokes

current affairs sms - aksar jism pe zakham ho jate hain agar

Posted: 25 Jan 2011 07:36 PM PST

aksar jism pe zakham ho jate hain
agar un zakhmo pe laal mirch namak mila k lagai jaye
to
aapke moun se foran niklega

zubaida aapa teri to....Read More SMS/Jokes

urdu funny sms - dosto kiya aap mere messeges se tang hot

Posted: 25 Jan 2011 07:35 PM PST

dosto kiya aap mere messeges se tang hotey hain













to beshak hotay rahein
q k mujhe to apna package poora karna hai na....Read More SMS/Jokes

load shedding sms - different reactions on load shedding

Posted: 25 Jan 2011 07:35 PM PST

different reactions on load shedding

islamabad ye kya hua shit

nawabshah aray baba saaein chha theo

faisalabad o gai aaa

peshawar oh wapda khan kya karti hai khocha

lahore lay fair mout pay gaye kuttyaan nu

karachi abay doosra kunda check kar jaldid....Read More SMS/Jokes
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