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Mother's Day SMS - Agr Tum 70 Sal Tak

Posted: 10 Jan 2011 09:25 AM PST

Agr Tum
70 Sal Tak
Khana-E-Kaaba
Ka Tawaf Kar K
Us Ki Nekyan
Apni -Maa-Ko
Gift Karte Raho

Phir B Tum
Us Qatry
Ka Bojh Halka
Nai Kar Sakte

Jo Ap Ki
Bad-Suloki
Ki Waja
Se Aap Ki
Maa Ki
Aankh Se Gira Tha

Apni Maa Se
Unchi Aawaz Me
Baat Karne Wala
Dono Jahan Me
Bar-Bad Ho Jata Hy . /

Take Care Ur Mother......Read More SMS/Jokes

English Funny SMS - Someone Asked Shakespeare

Posted: 10 Jan 2011 09:23 AM PST

Someone Asked Shakespeare
"U Married A Woman Elder Than U, Why?"

He Showed Him A Calendar And Said "In This A Week Has 7 Days..

Can U Say Wich Day Is Younger, Either Sunday Or Saturday..?"

So, Love Comes From Heart Not In Age.

Love Has No Age.

MORAL: Senior/Junior
Sab Ko Pataya Ja Sakta Hai :-P....Read More SMS/Jokes

Sorry SMS Jokes - I'm sorry to be smiling

Posted: 10 Jan 2011 09:20 AM PST

I'm sorry to be smiling every time you're near. I'm sorry my eyes twinkle whenever you're here. I'm sorry that cupid has made his hit. I'm sorry I love you, I can't help it.....Read More SMS/Jokes

Urdu Funny SMS - Khabees besharam behaya

Posted: 10 Jan 2011 09:16 AM PST

(,")
<((>
_//_khabees

besharam

behaya

begairat

baewaqOf

Kameny

jahil

ullO k patthay

hain

wOh lOg

jO ap ki qadar nahi krt y!"TUSI TE GREAT O G".....Read More SMS/Jokes

Motivational Quotes - The Tree Does Not Withdraw

Posted: 10 Jan 2011 09:15 AM PST

The Tree Does Not Withdraw
Its Shade From The Woodcutter
So Forgive The
One
Who Hurt You
They Will Realize Ur Worth One Day....Read More SMS/Jokes

Dua / Prayers SMS - Aap ka Muskurana Roz ho

Posted: 10 Jan 2011 09:15 AM PST

Aap ka Muskurana Roz ho.
Kabhi chehra Kanwal to
Kabhi Red ROSE ho.

100 Pal Khushi to 1000 pal Moaj ho.
Bas Aisa He Aapka din har Roz ho.

(Ameen)....Read More SMS/Jokes

Dua / Prayers SMS - Tuje kia ho gaya hai

Posted: 10 Jan 2011 09:15 AM PST

Ae ibne Adam!

Tuje kia ho gaya hai
tu ne apni namazon
duaon aur ibadaton ko sirf
pareshani or museebat k waqt k liye hi rakha hua hai
tu ne 70 maon se ziada chahne wale rub ko sirf apni waqti khuwahishon k
liye naraz kia hua hai
Ae insan!
Zara soch to sahi
wo rub jisne itne gunah karne k baad b teri
ankhen na nikaleen
tere hath aur pairon ko salamat rakha
aur to hai k us se dor hi hota ja raha hai
Khudara apne Raheem ALLAH ki taraf lot

Talib -e-dua....Read More SMS/Jokes

Dua / Prayers SMS - Waqt-E-DUA Mein Ek DUA Karun

Posted: 10 Jan 2011 09:15 AM PST

Waqt-E-DUA Mein Ek DUA Karun

Main RAB-E MOHAMMAD Se Ek Iltija Karun

Tu Khush Rahe

Tu Shaad Rahe

Teray DIL Ka Aangan Abaad Rahe

Tu Her Pal Yunhi Hansa Kare

Tu Phoolon Ki Manind Khila Kare

Teri Zindagi Mein Koi Ghum Na Ho

Teri Aankh Kabhi Num Na Ho

Tujhe Kisi Se Koi Gila Na Ho

Koi Dukh Tujhe Mila Na Ho

Teri RADD Kabhi DUA Na Ho

Teray LAB Pe Koi Sada Na Ho

Tujhay Bin
Mangay WO ATAA Karay

Teri Maaf Her Ek Khta Karay
(Aameen)....Read More SMS/Jokes

Islamic SMS - Allah un logon ki dua qubol farmata he

Posted: 10 Jan 2011 09:15 AM PST

Allah un logon ki dua qubol farmata he
Jo Iman laey or nek aamal karty rahy,
or apnay fazal se unki dua se bhi ziada ata farmata he.
(Al Shora,26)....Read More SMS/Jokes

Islamic SMS - Bay qarar hote tu ye dua perhtay

Posted: 10 Jan 2011 09:13 AM PST

Hazrat ANAS (Razi A) se riwayat ha k RASUL (SAW)
Jab kisi waja se Bay qarar hote tu ye dua perhtay

(Ya-Hayyu Ya-Qayum B-Rehmati Ka astaghees)

4wrd (sadqa jaria)....Read More SMS/Jokes

Punjabi Funny SMS - Larki Ka Izhaar-e-Mohabbat Pe Jawab

Posted: 10 Jan 2011 09:12 AM PST

Panjabi Larki Ka Izhaar-e-Mohabbat Pe Jawab..
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Boy:
Menu Tuade Nal Pyar Ho Geya A..
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Girl:
Hansi Or Sharma K Boli,
"Dafa O Kuty Deya Buchya" =P ;->....Read More SMS/Jokes

English Funny SMS - DUKH Of A Professor

Posted: 10 Jan 2011 09:12 AM PST

DUKH Of A Professor

I Don Mind When Studnts Luk At Their Watch During Lectures.
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But I Get Angry When They Remove Their Watch & Shake It To C If Its Working..:-P....Read More SMS/Jokes

English Funny SMS - Mean You Are Wrong And Your WIFE

Posted: 10 Jan 2011 09:12 AM PST

"COMPROMISING" Does Not Mean You Are Wrong And Your WIFE
Is Right,

It Only Means That The Safety Of Your HEAD
Is Much More Than Your EGO !

FROM,
RESCUE 1122:-D....Read More SMS/Jokes

Student SMS Jokes - 3 Reasons 2 Give Exam

Posted: 10 Jan 2011 09:11 AM PST

3 Reasons 2 Give Exam

1. U Can Spend 3 Hours In Self Meditation.

...2. U Can Complete Ur Sleep.

3. U Can See Ur Teachers Being Bored Who Usually Bore U. :P....Read More SMS/Jokes

Urdu Funny SMS - Ladka Jab Kisi Ladki K Gaal Gulab

Posted: 10 Jan 2011 09:11 AM PST

Ladka Jab Kisi Ladki K Gaal Gulab K Phul Se Touch Karta Hai To

English Ladki: O Darling U R So Naughty

Indian Ladki: Mat Karo Yaar
...
Bangladeshi Ladki: O Ji Tussi Bade Romantic Ho Ji

Pakistani Ladki: Aankh Na Phor Dena Haramkhor. :D :D....Read More SMS/Jokes

Boys vs Girls SMS - You Did Not Close Your Eyes

Posted: 10 Jan 2011 09:11 AM PST

Boy : Why
You Did Not Close Your Eyes
When
I Kisses You ?
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Girl : Kaminey .. Last Time Eyes
Close Ki Thi, Tab Tu Ne Mere
Purse
Se 500 Rupy Chura Liye The ... =P:)....Read More SMS/Jokes

Current Affairs SMS - Agr Ap Cycle Bht Tez Chla Rhy Hn 0r

Posted: 10 Jan 2011 09:11 AM PST

Agr Ap Cycle Bht Tez Chla Rhy Hn 0r
Break Na Lgy To Es K Wheel Me Apna
Pair Phasa Den..

Cycle Ruk Jaye Gi :-P

(Zubaida Aapa K Break Fail Totky)....Read More SMS/Jokes

Decent SMS Jokes - When You Enter In This World

Posted: 10 Jan 2011 09:11 AM PST

When You Enter In This World
You Are Loved,

When You Leave This World
You Are Loved,

It's Only The Time In Between That You Have To Manage.. !....Read More SMS/Jokes

English Funny SMS - Best Reply For Denying A Proposal

Posted: 10 Jan 2011 09:11 AM PST

Best Reply For Denying A Proposal:

"I Like You A Lot
But
Love Is Something That Gives Pain
'N I Cant See You In Pain... ! :(....Read More SMS/Jokes

Student SMS Jokes - Yaar Bohat Mushkil Hai

Posted: 10 Jan 2011 09:03 AM PST

Boy: Yaar Bohat Mushkil Hai ''Teacher'' Se Pyar Karna.

Friend- Kyu?
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Boy- Love Letter Bheja Tha Assignment Samajh Kar Check Kar Dia..!!
Or Boli Handwriting Improve Karo.:)....Read More SMS/Jokes

English Funny SMS - Life IS Much Like Facebook

Posted: 10 Jan 2011 09:02 AM PST

Life IS Much Like Facebook...
People Will Like Your Problems 'n Comment
But No one Gonna Solve Them...
Because
Everybody Seems So Busy In Updating Their Own.. !....Read More SMS/Jokes

English Funny SMS - If Ur Heart Burns While U R In Love

Posted: 10 Jan 2011 09:02 AM PST

Shakespeare Said:

"If Ur Heart Burns While U R In Love,
Use Toothpste On Burnt Portion To Avoid Serious Injury"

Us Din Shakespeare Zubeda Aapa Se Mil K Aye The:)=P....Read More SMS/Jokes

Boys vs Girls SMS - 1 Khoobsurat Larki Ne Mjhse Apne Ghar Ka

Posted: 10 Jan 2011 09:01 AM PST

1 Khoobsurat Larki Ne Mjhse Apne Ghar Ka Saman Mangwaya Us Me 30 Rupay Kam The Mai Ne Apne Pas Se Mila Diye.

Mai Us K Ghar Saman Lay Kar Pohancha Mai Ne Kaha 30 Rupay Kam The Mai Ne Malaye Hain To Us Ne Kaha...

.* I LOVE U *.

Me Muskuraya Or Kaha

Chal Shabash 30 Rupay Nikal.:)=P....Read More SMS/Jokes

Motivational Quotes - Confidence Comes Naturally With Success

Posted: 09 Jan 2011 09:46 PM PST

Confidence Comes Naturally With Success
But, Success Comes Only To Those
Who Are Confident
So
Begin With Great Confidence....Read More SMS/Jokes

Sad Poetry SMS - khareed saktai to use apni zindgi bech k

Posted: 09 Jan 2011 09:41 PM PST

khareed saktai to use apni zindgi bech ker b khareed letey

FarAz

par mohabbat qeemat se nahi qismat se mila kartai hain......Read More SMS/Jokes

Sad Poetry SMS - Barishon ke Mausam mein tum ko yaad ka

Posted: 09 Jan 2011 09:36 PM PST

Barishon ke Mausam mein
tum ko yaad karne ki aadtain purani hain
Ab ke hamne socha hai aadtain badal lein
Phir khayal aya k aadtain badalne se
"BARISHEIN NAHIN RUKTI"....Read More SMS/Jokes

Sad Poetry SMS - Ek Raat Hui Barsaat Buhat, Hum Roye Saa

Posted: 09 Jan 2011 09:35 PM PST

Ek Raat Hui Barsaat Buhat,
Hum Roye Saari Raat Buhat,
Har Gham Tha Zamane Ka Lekin,
Hum Tanha Thay Us Raat Buhat,
Phir Aankh Se Ek Sawaan Barsa,
Jab Seher Hui Khayaal Aya,
Wo Baadal Kitna Tanha Tha,
Jo Barsa Saari Raat Buhat…………!!!....Read More SMS/Jokes

Sad Poetry SMS - zinda rahen hum to kya hai jo mar jaayen

Posted: 09 Jan 2011 09:34 PM PST

zinda rahen hum to kya hai jo mar jaayen ham to kya
duniyaa se khaamoshi se guzar jaayen ham to kya
hasti hi apani kya hai zamaane ke saamanay
ek Khwab hain jahaan men bikhar jaayen ham to kya
ab kaun muntazir hai hamaaray liye vahaan
shaam aa gai hai laut ke ghar jaayen ham to kya
dil kii khalish to saath rahegii tamaam umr
dariyaa-e-gham ke paar utar jaayen ham to kya....Read More SMS/Jokes

Urdu Poetry SMS - Beetay pal wapas la nahi sakte Sukhe ph

Posted: 09 Jan 2011 09:33 PM PST

Beetay pal wapas la nahi sakte
Sukhe phool wapas khila nahi sakte
Kabhi kabhi lagta hai aap hamein bhul gaye
par dil kehta hai ke aap hamein bhula nai sakte.,....Read More SMS/Jokes

Sad Poetry SMS - Agar khush hy woh dekh k aansu meri anko

Posted: 09 Jan 2011 09:33 PM PST

Agar khush hy woh dekh k aansu meri ankon me,
To qsam sy hum muskurana chor dengy,
Tarpty rahengy usy deekhny ko magr,
Uski tarf palkein uthana chordenge,....Read More SMS/Jokes

Sad Poetry SMS - Mujhko Azmane ka Natija kya Nikla, Zakh

Posted: 09 Jan 2011 09:32 PM PST

Mujhko Azmane ka Natija kya Nikla,
Zakhm-e-Dil Nazro Se Bhi Gehra Nikla,
Tor Kar Dekh Hi Liya Tu Ne Mere Dil Ka Aaina,
Bata Teri Surat k Siva aur Kya Nikla.....Read More SMS/Jokes

Islamic SMS - Jo koi tamam Momin Mardon or Auraton k l

Posted: 09 Jan 2011 09:24 PM PST

Jo koi tamam Momin Mardon or Auraton k lye Dua-e-Maghfirat krta he
ALLAH azza.wa.jal us k lye hr Momin Mard-o-Aurat k aiwaz ek neki likh deta he
(Majma-uz-zawaid J-10 P-352)
Ya ALLAH Pak meri or hr momin or momina ki maghfirat farma
(Namaz k Ahkam)....Read More SMS/Jokes

Islamic SMS - kia likhon hamd us khuda ki lafzoon main

Posted: 09 Jan 2011 09:23 PM PST

kia likhon hamd us khuda ki lafzoon main

fArAz

jo na mangon to ata karta hai,or mang lon to behisab deta hai..

SUBHAAN ALLAH....Read More SMS/Jokes

Islamic SMS - Hadees-e-Nabavi: Beshak kisi shakhs ka

Posted: 09 Jan 2011 09:22 PM PST

Hadees-e-Nabavi:
Beshak kisi shakhs ka sadqa uski qabr se grmi ko door kr deta he or qyamat k din Momin apne sadqy k saye me hoga
(Al-Moajjam-ul-Kabeer J-17 P-286)....Read More SMS/Jokes

Urdu Funny SMS - Kion har bar mosam ki tarah badal jate h

Posted: 09 Jan 2011 09:19 PM PST

Kion har bar mosam ki tarah badal jate ho,
Har bar hamara dil dukhatay ho,

Yeh bat sun ker hamari roh tak kanp gaye,
Ay dost tum masjidon se chapal or lote churate ho…….....Read More SMS/Jokes

English Funny SMS - Roses r lal skies r nila, ur brain is

Posted: 09 Jan 2011 09:18 PM PST

Roses r lal
skies r nila,
ur brain is like khali patila.
Bura man liya?

O.K,

Roses r red
skies r blue,
I born smart
what d hell hapened to u.

Thora sa or bura manlo :,....Read More SMS/Jokes

English Funny SMS - Father: Your teacher says she finds it

Posted: 09 Jan 2011 09:17 PM PST

Father: Your teacher says she finds it
Impossible to teach you anything!!
Son: That's why I say she's no good!!!....Read More SMS/Jokes

Urdu Funny SMS - lecature k darmayan aik larka uath kar c

Posted: 09 Jan 2011 09:13 PM PST

lecature k darmayan aik larka uath kar cahla gaya teacher; yea keo uth kar cahla gaya? larke ka dost; sir is ko nend me cahlny ki adat ha....Read More SMS/Jokes

Urdu Funny SMS - Meri zindagi per faqat itna ehsan ker do

Posted: 09 Jan 2011 09:02 PM PST

Meri zindagi per faqat itna ehsan ker do,
ik benam si mohabbat mere nam ker do,

ik subha ko milo aur shaam ker do,
Aur sham tak mere ghar ka sara kaam ker dey:,,....Read More SMS/Jokes

Urdu Funny SMS - What is the difference between Monkey &

Posted: 09 Jan 2011 09:01 PM PST

What is the difference between
Monkey & Donkey ?
Monkey saves this message
and
Donkey deletes this message.

Choice is urs……..:....Read More SMS/Jokes

Urdu Poetry SMS - Phir kisi yad nay shab bhar hay jagaya m

Posted: 09 Jan 2011 09:00 PM PST

Phir kisi yad nay shab bhar hay jagaya mujh ko
Kiya saza di hay mohabat nay khudaya mujh ko

Din ko aaram hay na rat ko hay chain kabhi
Janay kis khaak say qudrat nay banaya mujh ko

Dukh to yeh hay keh zamanay main milay ghair sabhi
Jo mila hay woh mila ban kay paraya mujh ko

Jab koi bhi na raha kandha meray ronay ko
Ghar ki deewaron nay seenay say lagaya mujh ko

Youn to umeed-e-wafa tum say nahein hay koi
Phir charaghon ki tarah kis nay jalaya mujh ko

Bewafa zindagi nay jab chorh diya hay tanha
Maut nay payar say pehloo main bithaya mujh ko

Woh diya hoon jo mohabat nay jalaya tha kabhi
Gham ki andhi nay sar-e-sham bujhaya mujh ko

Kaisay bhoolon ga wohi wasl kay lamhay
Yad aata raha zulfon ka hi saya mujh ko!!....Read More SMS/Jokes

Urdu Funny SMS - When No1 Misses Me, When No1 Cares 4for

Posted: 09 Jan 2011 08:59 PM PST

When No1 Misses Me,
When No1 Cares 4for me,
When Every one Ignores Me,
Nobody Messages Me,
Then I Sit In A Corner,
Fold My Arms,
&
Say,
"Nai Te Na Sahi"....Read More SMS/Jokes

Urdu Funny SMS - Adab ki inteha! Mein sirf ye soch kar

Posted: 09 Jan 2011 08:58 PM PST

Adab ki inteha!

Mein sirf ye soch kar paper khali de ata hun
Faraz!

K kahin teacherz ye na kahen k agay se jwab deta hai!....Read More SMS/Jokes

Urdu Funny SMS - NajOmi Boy Ka Haath Dekh Kar Bola: Be

Posted: 09 Jan 2011 08:56 PM PST

NajOmi Boy Ka Haath Dekh Kar Bola:

Beta Tum Bohat ParhOge..

Boy:

Saalay,

Parh Tho Mai 12 Saal Se Raha HoOn,

Ye Bata Pass Kab Honga..:-D....Read More SMS/Jokes

English Funny SMS - PYASA CROW: Once Din Kawwa Was Pyasa

Posted: 09 Jan 2011 08:53 PM PST

PYASA CROW:

Once Din Kawwa Was Pyasa

He Finding Pani Butt Pani Was KidrO Na Labba

He Guzra Fram Jungel

He Vekhiya One Gharra But Paani Was ThOra.

He Pick Some Wattey & Suttey IntO The Gharra..

Pani Was Come Uttey.

He Drank Dhidh Bhar K..

Moral:

ThOri Si Mehnat Se English Boli Ja Sakti Hai..:-D....Read More SMS/Jokes

Motivational Quotes - Coincidence decides whom u meet in life,

Posted: 08 Jan 2011 08:43 PM PST

Coincidence decides whom u meet in life,
Ur heart decides whom u want to stay in ur life...
Destiny decides who will get to stay in ur life.......Read More SMS/Jokes

Motivational Quotes - Life is a BOOK We all read it, Love is

Posted: 08 Jan 2011 08:42 PM PST

Life is a BOOK We all read it,
Love is BLESSING we all need it,
Always be HAPPY,
Always have a SMILE,
Remember in this World we are just for WHILE !!....Read More SMS/Jokes
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