Sunday, February 28, 2010

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RSS Feed of Funny SMS

Urdu Funny SMS - Wo Konsa Aisa Word Hai

Posted: 28 Feb 2010 12:31 AM PST

Wo Konsa Aisa Word hai Jiska Meaning na to Dunya ki koi Zabaan Mai hai.
Aur na He Latest se Latest Dictionary Mai Milega?

Lekin Bolte Phir Bhi Sab Hain.

Zara Sochiye







PONKA. :-)....Read More SMS/Jokes

Urdu Funny SMS - Think Like Pakistani

Posted: 28 Feb 2010 12:26 AM PST

An old Lady, a Girl, a Pakistani & Indian boy were Traveling in a train.
A tunnel Came & it got Completely Dark.
Suddenly a Kiss sound & a slap sound was heard.
When the Tunnel Ended, Indian boy's cheek was Red Due to Slap.

He was Thinking, Pakistani boy Must have Kissed Girl & she Slaped me instead of him.

Old lady was Thnking that Indian boy have Kissed Girl & Got Slap.

Girl was Thinking that any of the boy was trying to Kiss Me But kissed the lady & got slaped from her.

Pakistani boy was Thinking,"If a Tunnel comes again, he will produce a kiss sound & again slap the Indian guy."

Be PAKISTANI AND THINK LIKE A PAKISTANI :-)....Read More SMS/Jokes

Reply Me SMS - Mohabat Ka Kya Colour Hai?

Posted: 28 Feb 2010 12:21 AM PST

Tell me Aapki Nazar Mai Mohabat ka Colour Kya Hai?
Then I'will tell you k Aap Kaisy Lover hain/honge.

Red, Pink, Black
Blue, Green, white

Reply Fast.

Answer:
Red= Junon ki had tak mobht krne wale
Pìnk= Dreami lover
Black= Bakwas lover
Blue= Kabza krne wale lover
Green= Boring lover
White= Pakiza lover.....Read More SMS/Jokes

Riddle & Puzzle SMS - Interesting Confusions

Posted: 28 Feb 2010 12:18 AM PST

Interesting Confusions:

1. Can You cry Under Water?

2. Do Fish ever get Thirsty?

3. Why don't Birds fall out of Trees when they Sleep?

4. What do You call a male Lady bird?

5. Why is it called Building when it's already Built?

6. When they say Dog food is new & Improved in taste, Who Tastes it?

7. If Money doesn't Grow on trees then why Banks have Branches?

8. Why does a Round Pizza come in Square box?

9. Why doesn't Glue stick to its Bottle?....Read More SMS/Jokes

Text Insults - Govt Imposed Personality Tax

Posted: 27 Feb 2010 11:15 PM PST

Govt has Passed a New Rule !!

Beautiful Girls and Handsome Boys have to Pay

"Personality Tax"

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Don't Worry Yaar You are Safe.

Par Hum to Phans Gaye Na.....Read More SMS/Jokes

Reply Me SMS - Get Dilchasp Pabandian

Posted: 27 Feb 2010 10:12 PM PST

Send this to Your Friends and
Get Dilchasp Pabandian:


"Agar Aap ko Mujh Pe 1 Pabandi Lagane ka Moqa Milta to Aap Mujh Pe Kon Si Pabandi Lagate."

Reply Me 1st.....Read More SMS/Jokes

Urdu Love SMS - Ranj De Kar Malal Karty Ho

Posted: 27 Feb 2010 09:09 PM PST

Ranj De Kar Malal Karty ho,
Tum B Kiya Kamal Karty ho!

Daikh Kar Poch Liya Haal Mera,
Chalo kuch to Khayal Karty Ho,

Shehr-e-Dil maen ye Udasiyaan kesi?
Ye bhi Mujh se Sawal Karty Ho

Marna chahain to Mar nahi skty
Tum Bhi Jeena Muhal Karty ho

Ab kis kis ki Misaal Don Tum ko?
Har Sitam Be'misaal Karty ho.....Read More SMS/Jokes

Reply Me SMS - Aapko kis Naam Se Bulaega

Posted: 27 Feb 2010 08:07 PM PST

Select a Number and I'll tell You,
Aapka Life Partner Aapko kis Naam se Bulae ga?

1, 2, 3, 4,
5, 6, 7, 8,
9, 10, 11, 12.

Answer:

1: Oye Manhoos
2: Jan-e-Jana
3: Pagal
4: Jangli
5: Sweet Heart
6: Shona
7: Suniye G
8: Chanda
9: Jan-e-man
10: Jaan G
11: Pendu
12: Sweeti.....Read More SMS/Jokes

Geo Or Jeenay Do SMS - Altaf Hussain ko 1 Jin Mila

Posted: 27 Feb 2010 07:03 PM PST

Altaf Hussain ko 1 Jin Mila,
Usne Jin se Kaha,


"Meri Dili Khwahish ha k Tum Saray Sindhiyo ko Sindh se nikal Do."

Jin Replied:

Bhao Maa Urdu na Samjhndo Aahyan. :-)....Read More SMS/Jokes

Adult SMS Jokes - 4 Rooms in a Lady's Body

Posted: 27 Feb 2010 06:04 PM PST

4 Rooms in a Lady's Body

(e
   ; ) Show Room
(e


( .) .) Play Room
 )   (
 (   /


( .) .)
 )    ) Stock Room
 (   /


( .) .)
 ) . (
(  v ) Men's Room
....Read More SMS/Jokes
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