Monday, March 1, 2010

RSS Feed of Funny SMS

RSS Feed of Funny SMS

Happy Marriage SMS - A Woman was Kidnapped

Posted: 01 Mar 2010 01:11 PM PST

A Woman was Kidnapped,

The Kidnapper Sent a Piece of her Finger to her Husband & Demanded money.

Husband Replied :

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I want More Proof. :-)....Read More SMS/Jokes

Mazahiya Shayari - Ek Bachi Ki Bewafai Ko

Posted: 01 Mar 2010 01:02 PM PST

Ishq k Jazbat Ko Khudkashi Karni Pari

Panchiyon Ko Par Jala K Roshni Karni Pari

Ek Bachi Ki Bewafai Ko Bhulane K Liye

Jane Kitni Bachiyun Se Dosti Karni Pari. :-)....Read More SMS/Jokes

Sad Poetry SMS - Woh JAAN se Pyara

Posted: 01 Mar 2010 01:01 PM PST

Wo JAN se Pyara Mera Imtehan Kya Lega

Nazar Mile Gi To Nazar Jhuka Lega

Use Meri Qabar Per Diya Jalane Ka Mat Kehna

Wo Nadan Hai Apna Hath Jala Lega.....Read More SMS/Jokes

Punjabi Funny SMS - Maine Pucha Udaas Q Ho?

Posted: 01 Mar 2010 12:58 PM PST

Jab Main ne Poocha

Udaas Q Ho?

Itna Preshan Q Ho?

Jhuka k Palkein

Chupa k chehra

Lag k Galay Se

Ro Ro k Thak k

Laga Wo Kehnay



20 Rupay Da Load Karwaya C,
Kise Hor Day Number Tay Chala Gaya Aye. :-(....Read More SMS/Jokes

Good Night SMS - So Jana - Good Night Ghazal

Posted: 01 Mar 2010 12:55 PM PST

Na Raat Gaye Tak Apna Dukhra
Khud Ko Sunana, So Jana

Tum Khowab Mai Khud Se Khushyon Ka Ek
Shehar Basana, So jana

Din Bhar Ki Thakawat Taari ho or Yaad Kisi ki Aa Jaye
Takiye Main Chhupa Kar Chehra Tum Na
Ashk Bahana, So jana

Tum Chashm-e-Tasavvur Main Din Bhar Mery Sath Rahy Ho
Ab Subha Milaengy Raat Mai Tum Na
Mujhko Satana, So Jana

Ye Chand To Khud He Tanha Hai Tum Ko Ye Tasalli Kia De Ga?
Yun Shikwa Shikayat Kar K na
Khud Ko Thakana, So jana

Good Night.....Read More SMS/Jokes

Urdu Love SMS - Ye Pyara Sa Jo Rishta Hai

Posted: 01 Mar 2010 12:46 PM PST

Ye Pyara Sa Jo Rishta Hai,
Kuch Mera Hai, Kuch Tera Hai,

Kahin Likha Nahi, Kahin Parha Nahi,
Kahin Dekha Nahi, Kahin Suna Nahi,

Phir Bhi Jana Pehchana Hai,
Kuch Mera Hai, Kuch Tera Hai,

Kuch Masoom sa, Kuch Albela,
Kuch Apna, Kuch Begana,

Kuch Chanchal Sa, Kuch Sharmila,
Kuch Shokh Sa, Kuch Sanjida,

Kuch Uljha Huwa, kuch Suljha Huwa,
Kuch Masti Bhara, kuch Khafa Khafa,

Kuch Mera Hai, Kuch Tera Hai,
Ye Pyara Sa Jo Rishta Hai.....Read More SMS/Jokes

Good Morning SMS - Angels to Your BED

Posted: 01 Mar 2010 12:38 PM PST

Assalam-o-Alaikum

I sent Angels to your BED to wake you Up
And
Surround your Heart with Love,
Touch your Face with a Rose
And
Wish you a Very Happy

GOOD MORNING.....Read More SMS/Jokes

Good Morning SMS - A Cup of Hot Hello's

Posted: 01 Mar 2010 12:35 PM PST

A Cup of Hot Hello's

A Plate of Crispy Wishes

A Spoon of Sweet Smiles

And

A Slice of Great Success

Hope this Breakfast Makes your Day Lovely!

"GOOD MORNING"....Read More SMS/Jokes

Student SMS Jokes - PCC Comprehensive Paper

Posted: 01 Mar 2010 12:30 PM PST

Teacher: What is Meant by PCC Comprehensive Paper?

Student: A paper which Consist on

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"OR" "OR"
"OR" "OR"
"OR" "OR"
"OR" "OR"....Read More SMS/Jokes

Student SMS Jokes - Student's Problem

Posted: 01 Mar 2010 12:18 PM PST

Student's Problem

Kuch Badli Hui Taqdeer Nazar Aati Hai.

Yaadon ki Ek Zanjeer Nazar Aati Hai

Parhen Bhi to Kya Parhen


Her Page Main "Larki" ki Tasweer Nazar Aati Hai. :-)....Read More SMS/Jokes
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