Thursday, March 4, 2010

RSS Feed of Funny SMS

RSS Feed of Funny SMS

Islamic SMS - 10 Ashra Mubashshra

Posted: 04 Mar 2010 06:45 AM PST

Ye Hazrat Muhammad (SW) ke Woh Sahabi the Jinhe Dunya Mai He Jannat ki Khushkhabri di Gayi Thi.

1.Hazrat Abubakr (R.A)
2.Hazrat Umar (R.A)
3.Hazrat Usman bin affan (R.A)
4.Hazrat Talha (R.A)
5.Hazrat Ali (R.A)
6.Hazrat Sahad bin abi Waqas (R.A)
7.Hazrat Saeed bin Zaid (R.A)
8.Hazrat Abdurrahman bin auf (R.A)
9.Hazrat Abu Ubaida bin Jarrah (R.A)
10.Hazrat Zubair (R.A)....Read More SMS/Jokes

Student SMS Jokes - C.A Walay ki Love Story

Posted: 04 Mar 2010 05:42 AM PST

C.A karne Walay ki Love Story:

Mai 3 Saal ka tha Aur wo Paida Gui,
Maine school mai admission lia aur wo 2 Saal ki thi,

Mai 2nd mai tha uar wo KG mai thi,
Mai 7th mai tha aur wo 5th mai thi,

Mai Matric mai tha aur wo 8th mai thi,
Mai Inter mai tha aur wo Matric mai thi,

Mai C.A mai tha aur wo Inter mai thi,
Mai C.A mai tha aur wo B.A mai thi,

Mai C.A mai tha aur wo M.A mai thi,
Mai C.A mai tha aur wo M.Phil mai thi,

Mai C.A mai tha aur wo Ph.D mai thi,
Mai C.A mai tha aur wo Doctor bun gai,

Kal uski Shaadi haiaur mera C.A ka Paper hai. :-)....Read More SMS/Jokes

Student SMS Jokes - Dedicated to Inter Students

Posted: 04 Mar 2010 04:40 AM PST

Ik Larki thi deewani si.
Inter mai wo parhti thi.

Dupatta oarrh kar,
Kitaben utha kar,

Library se guzra karti thi.
Kuch parhna tha shayad usko,

Fail hone se darti thi.
Jab bhi milti thi Mujhse wo yehi Poocha karti thi

Ye Inter kaise hota hai?
Ye Inter kaise hota hai?

Aur mai sirf yehi keh pata tha..!
Kitabain khuli ho ya hon bund.

Yaad 1 raat pehle hi hota hai..
Kaise kahun mai O yaar ye..

Inter kaise hota hai!
Dedicated to All Inter's Students!....Read More SMS/Jokes

Mother's Day SMS - 1 Hasti se Wabsta Hain

Posted: 04 Mar 2010 03:38 AM PST

Waqt YAAD se Wabsta Hai,

Yad KHWAB se Wabsta Hai,

Khwab NAAM se Wabsta Hai,

Naam JAAN se Wabsta Hai,

Jaan PIYAR se Wabsta Hai,

Mera WAQT
Meri YAAD
Mera KHWAB
Mera NAAM
Meri JAAN
Mera PIYAR


Sab 1 Hasti se Wabsta Hain

OR WO HAI

SIRF MERI MAA.....Read More SMS/Jokes

Islamic SMS - WOH Zaroor Deta Hai

Posted: 04 Mar 2010 03:35 AM PST

Andheron ko WO Noor Deta Hai.

Zikr USKA Dil ko Saroor Deta Hai.

USS k Dar Se jo BHI Mango.

"WO" ALLAH Hai Zaroor Deta Hai.....Read More SMS/Jokes

Good Morning SMS - Every Saint has a Past

Posted: 04 Mar 2010 02:34 AM PST

Everyone may not be Good.

But, There's always Something Good in Everyone.

Never Judge anyone Shortly.

Because, "Every Saint has a Past & every Sinner has a Future"

GOOD MORNING....Read More SMS/Jokes

Good Night SMS - Go To Bed & Sleep Well

Posted: 04 Mar 2010 12:31 AM PST

Sun Is Switched Off!

Stars Are Switched On!

Blue Sky Goes Off

And

Black Sky Comes In!

So A Cool Night Is Coming!

Go To Bed! And Sleep Well.....Read More SMS/Jokes

Good Night SMS - Moon! Dim your Light

Posted: 03 Mar 2010 11:31 PM PST

Hi Moon! Dim your Light.

Hello Wind! Breeze Soft.

Hi Flower! Blossom Slowly.

Hello Earth! Spin Gently.

Because

My Friend is Going to Sleep.

Good Night.....Read More SMS/Jokes

Good Night SMS - Wish You Good Night!

Posted: 03 Mar 2010 10:30 PM PST

As Night Falls upon the Land,
It is Time To Zzzz Again.

With the Moon hanging in the Starlit Sky,
I'm Here to Wish You Good Night!....Read More SMS/Jokes

Smile SMS - Smile in Front of Mobile

Posted: 03 Mar 2010 09:28 PM PST

Smile to Old Means Respect

Smile to Child Mean Innocence

Smile to Friend Means Care

Smile in Front of Mobile, a Mental Case!

Still Smiling? ;-)
Pagal Aye Oyo....Read More SMS/Jokes
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