Wednesday, March 17, 2010

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RSS Feed of Funny SMS

Decent SMS Jokes - Good Daughter Says To Lover

Posted: 17 Mar 2010 02:00 PM PDT

A Good Daughter Says To her Lover:

Han ye Sach Hai k Mujy Tumse Muhabbat Hai
Ye Bhi Sach Hai k Mai Tumhari Chahat Hon.

Per Meri Zindgi Mai Chahto ki Kami to Nahi
Rishte or Bhi Hain Sirf Tum He to Nahi.

Apni Zaat k is Pehlu Se Aaj Milwaun Tumhai
Me kya hu kesi Hon Zara Batlaun Tumhai

Me apni Maa ki Tarbiyt Mai Dhala Sancha Hon.
Apne Baba ki Umedo Se Pur ik Khaka Hon.

Apne Bhai ki Gairat Hon Janti Hon Mai.
Mjse hi hai Ghar ki Izzat Manti Hon Mai.

To Behak jaun Mai ye Kabhi Mumkin He Nahi.
K Dil wo Sab b Rakhte Hain, sirf hum Tum He to Nahi.

Mohabat Wo Nahi jo Rishty Bhula Deti Ho.
Muhabat Wo Hai jo Buzurgon ki Dua Leti Ho.....Read More SMS/Jokes

Urdu Love SMS - Lekin Rehne Do By Parveen Shakir

Posted: 17 Mar 2010 01:42 PM PDT

My Favorite GHAZAL For You
By: Parveen Shakir

Saarey WAADON ko Bhula Sakti Hon, Lekin Rehne Do.

Main Tumhein Chhor k Ja sakti Hon, Lekin Rehne Do.

Tum Jo Har Morr pe Keh Daitey Ho KHUDA HAFIZ,

Faisla mein bhi suna sakti hun, Lekin Rehne Do.

Tum Ne jo Baat ki Dil ko Dukhaney Wali,

Us per Main Muskura b Sakti Hon, Lekin Rehne Do.

Sharam Aaye gi Tumhein Warna Tumharey WAADEY,

Main Tumhein YAAD Dila Sakti Hon, Lekin Rehne Do.....Read More SMS/Jokes

English Funny SMS - I can't Sell You Unless I See

Posted: 17 Mar 2010 01:37 PM PDT

Man: I'd like to Buy Some Dog Food.
Salesman: Do You've Dog?

Man: Yes
Sale: Where?

Man: Home
Sale: I'm Sorry, I can't Sell you Unless I see Dog. Its Store Policy.

Next Day:
Man: Do you've Cat Food?
Sale: Where's Cat?

Man: Home
Sales: Sorry can't Sell you unless I see cat.

3 day Man Walks in with Bag

Sale: Whats in Bag?
Man: Put your Hand In.

Sale: It's warm and Moist What is it?
Man: Potty! I need Toilet Paper. :-)....Read More SMS/Jokes

Mazahiya Shayari - Rickshaw Mai Delivery

Posted: 17 Mar 2010 12:22 PM PDT

Amir Khan Ne 3 IDIOTS Mai Table par Delivery kar k Konsa Karnama Kardiya!

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Hum Pakistaniyo Ne Tu Rickshaw Mai Delivery Kar Dali.

GEO PAKISTANI....Read More SMS/Jokes

Faraz Ahmed Shairy - Zikr-e-Nikah Karte Karte

Posted: 17 Mar 2010 11:12 AM PDT

Shaadiyan Unki Bhi Ho Gayin

Jin ko Na Tha Aql-o-Shaoor



FARAZ.



Apna to Ye Saal Bhi Guzar Gaya

Zikr-e-Nikah Karte Karte. :-)....Read More SMS/Jokes

Faraz Ahmed Shairy - Sookhe Honton Pe He Hoti

Posted: 17 Mar 2010 10:11 AM PDT

Sookhe Honton Pe He Hoti Hain Meethi Baatain Faraz.


Piyaas Jab Bujh Jaye To Aksar Lehje Badal Jaty Hain.....Read More SMS/Jokes

Good Night SMS - Mobile Ko Aag Laga Dongi

Posted: 17 Mar 2010 09:09 AM PDT

American Mother: Good Night Dear.

Indian Mother: Shub Raatri Beta.

Arabic Mother: Shab-Ba Khair.

Pakistani Mother: Aray Is Mobile Ko Aag Laga Don gi Kambakht. :-)....Read More SMS/Jokes

Pathan Jokes - Pizza is a Fast Food

Posted: 17 Mar 2010 08:07 AM PDT

Interviewer to Pathan:
If a Parhata and Pizza is Dropped from a 50 feet building,
Which will Reach the Ground First?

Pathan: Pizza


Interviewer: Why?

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Pathan: Because it's a Fast Food. :-)....Read More SMS/Jokes

Pathan Jokes - Mummy Daddy Style

Posted: 17 Mar 2010 07:05 AM PDT

Ek Pathan Apni Maa ki Kameez aur Baap ki Dhoti
Pehan k Bazaar Mai Ghoom Raha Tha:

Ek Aadmi ne Pucha ye Konsa Style Hai?



Pathan: Mummy Daddy........Read More SMS/Jokes

English Funny SMS - Old / New / Our Concept

Posted: 17 Mar 2010 05:59 AM PDT

Old Concept: "Do Or Die"

New Concept: "Do Before You Die"

Latest Concept: "Don't Die Until You Do"

Our Concept:

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"WHAT TO DO?" :-)....Read More SMS/Jokes
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