Sunday, March 14, 2010

RSS Feed of Funny SMS

RSS Feed of Funny SMS

Pathan Jokes - Pathan Ne Ek Paad Mara

Posted: 13 Mar 2010 03:08 PM PST

Ek Pathan Ne Ek Paad Mara,
Phir Doosra,
Phir 3,4,5,6.

Kisi Ne Kaha Khan Sahab Yeh Kya?


Pathan: Aaj Hum Ne Package Karwaya Howa Hai. :-)....Read More SMS/Jokes

Geo Or Jeenay Do SMS - Meaning Of Pakistan

Posted: 13 Mar 2010 02:14 PM PST

Meaning Of Pakistan:

P: Pyaar
A: Aman
K: Khushhaali
I: Insaaf
S: Security
T: Taraqqi
A: Aazadi

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N : Not Available Here! :-)....Read More SMS/Jokes

Islamic SMS - Muje Bakhsh De jo Khata Karun

Posted: 13 Mar 2010 01:06 PM PST

Jo Mile Hayat-e-Khizar Mujhe
Or Usay Mai Sarf-e-Sana Karun

Tera Shukar Phir B Adaa Na ho
Tera Shukar Kese Adaa Karun

Tere Lutf ki koi Hadd Nahi
Ginu kis Tarah K Adad Nahi

Nahi koi Tere Siwa Mera
Jise Yaad Tere Siwa Karun

Mai Bohat He Aajiz-o-Be-Nawa
Tere Agay Meri Bisaat Kiya

Mai Kaha Karun Tu Suna Karey
Tu Diya Karey Mai Liya Karun

Tere Dar Pe Kham Rahey Sar Mera
Teri Rehmton Mai Guzar Mera

Koi Bhol Ho To Muaf Kar
Muje Bakhsh De jo Khata Karun!

Aameen Summa-Aameen,Ya Rabb-ul-Aalameen.....Read More SMS/Jokes

Islamic SMS - Woh Konsa Kaam Hai Jo

Posted: 13 Mar 2010 12:01 PM PST

Madad Kyon Maangte Ho Auron k Darbar Se,

Woh Konsa Kaam Hai Jo Hota Nahi Tere PARWARDIGAR Se.


Ek ALLAH MADAD'GAAR,
BAQI SAB TALAB'GAAR.....Read More SMS/Jokes

Decent SMS Jokes - Rishtay Ehsas k Hoty Hain

Posted: 13 Mar 2010 11:59 AM PST

Hamesha Yaad Rakho K

Rishtay Khoon k Nahi Hotay,

Rishtay Ehsas k Hotay Hain.

Agar Ehsas ho to Ajnabi Bhi Apne,

Agar Ehsas Na ho to Apne Bhi Ajnabi.....Read More SMS/Jokes

Boys vs Girls SMS - Mere Sath Chalo Gi?

Posted: 13 Mar 2010 10:56 AM PST

BOY: Mere Sath Chalo Gi?

GIRL: Kahan?

BOY: Jahan Tum Kaho Wahan?

GIRL:OK. 9.0 Chalte Hain.

BOY: Qasam Se Baji,
Yahan To Mazaq Karna Bhi Azaab Hai... :-)....Read More SMS/Jokes

Urdu Funny SMS - 5 Golden Words

Posted: 13 Mar 2010 09:55 AM PST

5 Golden Words:

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2)

3)

4)

5)

Gold K Thay Na.
Chori Ho Gaye. :-)....Read More SMS/Jokes

Mother's Day SMS - MAA BAAP Ko Mat Chhorna

Posted: 13 Mar 2010 08:52 AM PST

MAA, BAAP K Liye Subko Chhor Dena,

Lekin Sub k Liye MAA BAAP Ko Mat Chhorna,
Q,K
Jab MAA BAAP Roty Hain To Farishton Ko Bhi Rona Aata Hai,

DUA Ne Kaha:
MAA Wo Hasti Hai Jo Gunahgar Aulad ko b Dozakh Se bacha Leti Hai.

JANNAT Ne Kaha:
MAA Wo Hasti Hai Jo Mujhko b Qadmo k Neechy Daba Deti Hai.

Allah Ne Kaha:
MAA Meri Taraf Se Insan k Liye Qeemti or Nayab Tohfa Hai.....Read More SMS/Jokes
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