Friday, March 5, 2010

RSS Feed of Funny SMS

RSS Feed of Funny SMS


Faraz Ahmed Shairy - Kuch Bola to Karo Faraz

Posted: 05 Mar 2010 07:17 AM PST

Barham he Sahi, Kuch Bola to Karo FARAZ...


Chup Rahtay Ho to Mohabbat ka Gumaan Hota Hai.....Read More SMS/Jokes

Sad Poetry SMS - Mohabbaton Main Dooriyan

Posted: 05 Mar 2010 06:14 AM PST

Woh Kahti Thi K Suno!

Mohabbaton Main Dooriyan
Mohabbaton ko or Mazboot Bana Deti Hain

Lekin

Usay Shayad Ye Khabar Nahi Hai K Fasly
Dilon par Bany Naqsh be to Dhundla Dety Hain.....Read More SMS/Jokes

Sad Poetry SMS - Kaisa Ajeeb Dard Hai

Posted: 05 Mar 2010 05:11 AM PST

Kal Raat Phir Maine Jaag Ke Guzaar Dee


Kaisa Ajeeb Dard Hai Jo Ruk Ruk K Ho Raha Hai......Read More SMS/Jokes

Urdu Funny SMS - Baba Ranchoddas on Dosti

Posted: 05 Mar 2010 04:08 AM PST

Baba Ranchoddas on Dosti:

Dost ke Peeche Mat Bhago.

Agar Bhagna He Hai

To

Dost ki Girlfriend k Peechy Bhago.

Dost Jhakh Maar K

Khud Tumare Peechy Aayega. :-)....Read More SMS/Jokes

Urdu Funny SMS - Mobile Off Your Mobile

Posted: 05 Mar 2010 03:03 AM PST

Medical Tip:

Sotay Waqt Mobile Off Ker K Sona Chahiye.


Kyon K

Mobile Pass Rakhne Se Jab Bell Bajti Hai.

To Aadmi Ki

.
.
.

Hat Jati Hai. :-)....Read More SMS/Jokes

Sardar Ji SMS - Jinn Bhoot Rehte Hain

Posted: 05 Mar 2010 02:59 AM PST

Boy:
Meny Suna Hai is Ghar Main Jinn Bhoot Rehte Hain.

Sardar: Pata Nahi!

Mjhe to Khud Mare Hue 8 Sal Hogae Hain.

Moral: Sardaro Ko Marne K Baad Bhi Aqal Nahi Aati. :-)....Read More SMS/Jokes

Motivational Quotes - Nearest Way to Glory

Posted: 05 Mar 2010 01:22 AM PST

The Nearest way to Glory is to
Strive to be What you wish to be Thought to be.

(Socrates)....Read More SMS/Jokes

Motivational Quotes - Self-pity gets you Nowher

Posted: 05 Mar 2010 12:20 AM PST

Self-pity gets you Nowhere.

One must have the Adventurous Daring to Accept
Oneself as a Bundle of Possibilities and
Undertake the Most Interesting Game in the world —
Making the most of one's best.

(Harry Emerson Fosdick)....Read More SMS/Jokes

April Fool SMS / Jokes - Sixty James Bond!

Posted: 04 Mar 2010 11:17 PM PST

You are Equal to Sixty James Bond!


How?


007 * 60 = 420 :-)....Read More SMS/Jokes

Student SMS Jokes - Engineering Student to Sweeper

Posted: 04 Mar 2010 10:42 PM PST

An Engineering Student to his Sweeper:

Brother: Mere Paas Degree hai,
Knowledge hai,
4 Logon Main Baithne ki izzat hai.
Tere Paas Kya Hai?


Sweeper: Mere Paas Naukri Hai. :-P....Read More SMS/Jokes

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