Wednesday, March 3, 2010

RSS Feed of Funny SMS

RSS Feed of Funny SMS

Motivational Quotes - Darkest Time of the Day

Posted: 03 Mar 2010 12:43 PM PST

Do you know that the Darkest Time of the Day is the Minute Before Sunrise?

So When you Feel that you are at The Darkest Moment in your Life,

Remember That Sunrise is Just a Minute Away!....Read More SMS/Jokes

Miscellaneous SMS - Broke the Record of Tendulkar

Posted: 03 Mar 2010 11:38 AM PST

Great News
England vs Bengladesh 2nd ODI

English Bat First.
423/6 in 50 Overs.

Kevin Peterson made 204 &

Broke the Record of Tendulkar within 5 days.....Read More SMS/Jokes

Sardar Ji SMS - Ethay Tey Anni pai Hoi Aye

Posted: 03 Mar 2010 10:35 AM PST

Teacher: Translate This Punjabi Sentence Into English

Ethay Tey Anni pai Hoi Aye.

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Sardar:
A Blind Girl Is Sleeping Here.....Read More SMS/Jokes

Sardar Ji SMS - Ye Konsa Fashion Hai?

Posted: 03 Mar 2010 09:32 AM PST

Ek Sardar Apni Maa ki Kameez or Baap ki Dhoti
Pehen k Baazar Main Ghoom Raha Tha.

1 Aadmi ne Pocha: Ye Konsa Fashion Hai?



Sardar: "MUMMY DADDY Mahol" :-)....Read More SMS/Jokes

Text Insults - Improve Your VOCABULARY

Posted: 03 Mar 2010 08:29 AM PST

When Words are not Enough to Express your Feelings,
Don't think that you're in Love.

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It means that you need to Improve Your VOCABULARY. :-P....Read More SMS/Jokes

Urdu Love SMS - Faqat ye Iltja hai Tum Se

Posted: 03 Mar 2010 07:27 AM PST

Faqat ye Iltja hai Tum Se.

K Rabton ko Bahal Rakhna,

Kehin bhi Jana Kehin bhi Rehna.

Magar Hamara khayal Rakhna,

Abhi Bhanwar Main Hai Naao Meri.

Abhi Sitaray hain Gardishon Main.

Main Lout Aaon kahbi Teri Janib.

Bacha k Kuch Mah-wa-Saal Rakhna,

Suno Apna Khayal Rakhna.....Read More SMS/Jokes

Good Night SMS - Anytime Disturbance Service

Posted: 03 Mar 2010 06:24 AM PST

Hello! This is our ATD( Any Time Disturbance ) Service.

We are the Experts in Disturbing

And Irritating people at Busy Hours.

Our Goal has Been Achieved.

Thank you!

"Good Night"....Read More SMS/Jokes

Good Night SMS - Sweet Dreams Airline

Posted: 03 Mar 2010 05:23 AM PST

Welcome Aboard to "Sweet Dreams" Airline,

All passengers on bed Hug your Pillows,

As the Flight will be Leaving Soon to Dream Land.

Enjoy your Time "Good Night"....Read More SMS/Jokes

Happy Marriage SMS - Diff b/w Friend & Wife

Posted: 03 Mar 2010 04:21 AM PST

Difference Between Friend & Wife

You can Tell Your Friend
"You are my Best Friend"

But

Do you have courage tell to your Wife
"You are my Best Wife?"....Read More SMS/Jokes

English Funny SMS - Really Touching Quote

Posted: 03 Mar 2010 02:20 AM PST

Life has so Much To Teach Us,
One famous Chinese poet said

"Sifgliyo Chi chongloma cyona sung una sevol ping pinago ching"

Really Touching Na?

I almost Cried. :-)....Read More SMS/Jokes
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