Monday, March 8, 2010

RSS Feed of Funny SMS

RSS Feed of Funny SMS


Student SMS Jokes - Three Kinds of Engineers

Posted: 08 Mar 2010 04:47 AM PST

There Are Three Kinds of Engineers in This World.

* Some Make Wonders Happen.

* Some See Wonders Happen.

* Other Wonder What Happened. :-)....Read More SMS/Jokes

Student SMS Jokes - Answer Kya Lana Hai?

Posted: 07 Mar 2010 09:26 PM PST

Prove that 2/10=2

Arts student:
Out of Syllabus.

Commerce Student:
Question hi Ghalat Hai.

Medical student:
It's Strange Yaar,
Yeh Kaisay ho Sakta Hai?

Engineering Student:

Two / Ten
= wo / en
( W= 23rd letter, O= 15th letter, / E= 5th letter N= 14th letter)

So
=23+15 / 5+14
=38 / 19
=2

Engineers Never Ask Ans Kia Hai?

They only ask,
Ans Kya Lana Hai?....Read More SMS/Jokes

Tongue Twister SMS - Two Truckee Truckers

Posted: 07 Mar 2010 08:26 AM PST

Two Truckee Truckers truculently truckling
to have truck to truck two trucks of truck.....Read More SMS/Jokes

Tongue Twister SMS - Swam over the Sea

Posted: 07 Mar 2010 04:24 AM PST

Swan swam over the sea,
Swim, swan, swim!
Swan swam back again
Well swum, swan.....Read More SMS/Jokes

Tongue Twister SMS - Of all the Felt

Posted: 07 Mar 2010 03:23 AM PST

Of all the Felt I ever Felt,
I never felt a piece of Felt
Which felt as fine as that felt Felt,
When first I felt that felt hat"s Felt.....Read More SMS/Jokes

Tongue Twister SMS - Untwirling the Twine

Posted: 07 Mar 2010 01:22 AM PST

Untwirling the twine that untwisteth between,
He twirls, with his twister, the two in a twine;
Then twice having twisted the twines of the twine,
He twitcheth the twice he had twined in twain.....Read More SMS/Jokes

Tongue Twister SMS - The Twain that in Twining

Posted: 06 Mar 2010 09:23 PM PST

The Twain that in Twining before in the twine,
As twines were intwisted he now doth untwine;
Twist the twain inter-twisting a twine more between,
He, twirling his twister, makes a twist of the twine.....Read More SMS/Jokes

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