Wednesday, March 10, 2010

RSS Feed of Funny SMS

RSS Feed of Funny SMS

Urdu Text Insults - Today is Beautiful Girls Day

Posted: 10 Mar 2010 03:47 AM PST

Today is Handsome Boys & Beautiful Girls Day.


So send this message To Someone Who looks Beautiful, Smart and Cute.


Be Honest.

Don't Cheat Like Me. :-P....Read More SMS/Jokes

Faraz Ahmed Shairy - Gham Piya Nahi Jata

Posted: 10 Mar 2010 03:45 AM PST

Mujhse Ab Ye "Judai" ka "Gham" Piya Nahi Jata Farazz...




Mujhey 2 Glass "SPRITE" K He Pila Do "Baraf" Daal K. :-)....Read More SMS/Jokes

Urdu Funny SMS - Pakistan k 4 Bary Problems

Posted: 10 Mar 2010 03:43 AM PST

Is Waqt Pakistan k 4 Barray Problems Hain:

1.Load Shedding.

2.Mehngaai.

3.Taliban.

Aur


4.Naujawano Ko Her Haftay Hony Wala SACHA PYAR. :-)....Read More SMS/Jokes

Urdu Text Insults - Scratch & Win Bumper Prize

Posted: 10 Mar 2010 03:34 AM PST

Scratch & Win Bumper Prize

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Mubark Ho Aapki Khoti Nikli Hai.
Wah G Wah Barray Changy Maqaddar Ne.....Read More SMS/Jokes

Boys vs Girls SMS - Mujh Se Shadi Karo Gi?

Posted: 10 Mar 2010 03:30 AM PST

Boy: Mujh se Shadi Karo Gi?

Girl: No

Boy: But Why?

Girl: Ghar Wale Nahi Maanay Gy.

Boy: Ghar Main Kon Kon Hai.

Girl: 1 Husband Aur 2 Bachey. :-)....Read More SMS/Jokes

Urdu Funny SMS - 2 Pagal Cricket Match

Posted: 10 Mar 2010 03:27 AM PST

2 Pagal Cricket Match Dekh Rahy Thy.

Afridi Ne Six Maara.

Pehla Pagal: Wah Kya Goal kiya hai.

Dusra: Bewaquf Goal Is mai Nahi, Cricket Mai Hota Hai.....Read More SMS/Jokes

Urdu Funny SMS - Tum Hamara AMMI Hota To

Posted: 10 Mar 2010 01:16 AM PST

1 MAKRAANI Bohat Dair Se 1 Haseen Larki ko Ghoor Raha Tha:


Larki: Kya Dekh Rahay Ho?

.
.
.

MAKRANI: Hum Soch Raha Tha K,

Agar Tum Hamara AMMI Hota To Hum Bhi KHOBSURAT Hota. :-)....Read More SMS/Jokes

Urdu Funny SMS - Khobsorat Chezen Dekhne Se

Posted: 10 Mar 2010 01:07 AM PST

Kehte Hain,

K

Khoobsorat Cheezen

Dekhne Se Insaan

Khud Bhi Khobsoorat

Ho Jata Hai.




Tumhary Pass MERI TASVEER To Hai Na?....Read More SMS/Jokes

Urdu Funny SMS - Hooron ki Tareefain

Posted: 10 Mar 2010 12:03 AM PST

1 Molvi Jumay k Din Hoor ki Tareefen Bayaan Kar Raha Tha.

Hoor Aisi Hogi, Wesi Hogi,
Jab Ziyada Josh Mai Aaya to Bola:

"Aur Kya Tareef Karon,

Bas,

Ghulam Din ki BV ko Dekh Lo". :-)....Read More SMS/Jokes

Reply Me SMS - What Type of Husband / Wife

Posted: 09 Mar 2010 11:57 PM PST

Choose a Word:
Road
Snow
Wind
Sky
Moon
Sun
Sand
Fire

Then I will Tell You Aapko Kaisa husband/wife milley ga, ya mila Hai.
Reply is must.

Answers:
Road=Rough Minded
Fire=Fair & Sweet
Wind=Over Confident
Sky=Rich & Stylish
Moon=Beautiful
Sun=Jealous & Irritating
Sand=Hot
Snow=Very Preety.....Read More SMS/Jokes
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