Monday, March 29, 2010

RSS Feed of Funny SMS

RSS Feed of Funny SMS

Text Insults - I Saw Dream Last Night

Posted: 29 Mar 2010 10:59 AM PDT

I Saw a Dream Last Night.

Only U & Me.


U Were looking so Innocent,
U Know Why?
B'coz


I was Eating Ice-cream & You were Saying:
Waekh Ley 1 Chak Maran Day.....Read More SMS/Jokes

Islamic SMS - Some Un-refusable Facts

Posted: 29 Mar 2010 09:55 AM PDT

Some Un-refusable Facts.

Today We've bigger houses but Small Families.

More degrees but Less Common Sense.

Advanced Medicines but Poor Health.

Touched Moon but no Contact with Neighbor.

High Income but less Peace of Mind.

BECAUSE!
WE BELIEVE IN ALLAH BUT NOT OBEY ALLAH.....Read More SMS/Jokes

Faraz Ahmed Shairy - Mar Bhi Jaun To Usko Khabar

Posted: 29 Mar 2010 08:51 AM PDT

Mar Bhi Jaun To Usko Khabar Nahi Dena


FARAZ!!!


Agar Wo Aa Gaya To Biryani Khatam Ho Jayegi! :-)....Read More SMS/Jokes

Faraz Ahmed Shairy - Zulfon Mai Jab Se Soya Hon

Posted: 29 Mar 2010 07:50 AM PDT

Us ki Zulfon Mai Jab Se Soya Hon

Faraz...



Qasam Se Mujhe To Jooen hi Nahi Chortin!

<(';')>
  ( )
  / \
....Read More SMS/Jokes

Faraz Ahmed Shairy - Teri Gali Main Aana Chor Diya

Posted: 29 Mar 2010 06:47 AM PDT

Teri Gali Main Hum ne Aana Chor diya Hai


FARAZZZ



Wahan to Nokia 3310 bhi Cheen Letay Hain. :-)....Read More SMS/Jokes

Faraz Ahmed Shairy - Tumhara Hath Kaisay Thaamon

Posted: 29 Mar 2010 05:29 AM PDT

Gham Sunane k liye Tumhara Hath Kaisay Thaamon Faraz?


Tumhain to Apne Chootar Khujane Se Fursat Nahi Milti.....Read More SMS/Jokes

Adult SMS Jokes - Biwi Raat ko Sonay Se Pehle

Posted: 29 Mar 2010 04:45 AM PDT

Karachi ki Wo Konsi Jagah Hai
Jiska Naam Her Biwi Raat ko Sonay Se Pehle Leti Hai?




Nahin pata!!




Aray
"DAAL-MIYAA" :-)....Read More SMS/Jokes

Reply Me SMS - According To You

Posted: 29 Mar 2010 04:27 AM PDT

According To You:

1. Meray Ander Sab Se Acha Kya Hai____?
Ikhlaq, Face, Talking Power.

2. Meri Ander Sab Se Bura Kya Hai____?
Gussa, Surat, Rudness.

3. Mujhe Life Partner Kaisa Milna Chaiye____?
Simple, Active, Funny, Loving, Beautiful.

4. Agar Mujhe Aap k Sath 1 Din Kahin janay ka Mauqa Miley
to Kahan jana Chaiye____?
Sea View, Hotel, Long Drive.

5. Meri Life Mai Sab Se Important kya Hona Chahiye____?
Paisa, Freind, Izzat, Pyar.....Read More SMS/Jokes

Adult SMS Jokes - Girlfriend is Your Left Hand

Posted: 29 Mar 2010 03:43 AM PDT

Joke of the Day:

Your Girlfriend is Your Left Hand...

But

If you Don't have Girlfriend Then your Left Hand is Your Girlfriend.

Baaqi Samajhdar Ho, Ishara Kaafi Hai. :-)....Read More SMS/Jokes

Punjabi Funny SMS - Ye Jo Dil Hota Hai Na

Posted: 29 Mar 2010 02:38 AM PDT

Ye Jo Dil Hota Hai Na

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Ye Taqreeban Sab K Khabbay Paasay He Hota Hai. :-)....Read More SMS/Jokes
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