Thursday, August 4, 2011

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RSS Feed of Funny SMS

Decent SMS Jokes - Bicharnay Ka Faisla To Kary

Posted: 04 Aug 2011 03:44 AM PDT

Mein Lot
Jaun Ga
Wapis Apni
Dunya
Men
Faraz

Wo Shakhs Mujh Say
Bicharnay Ka Faisla To Kary.....Read More SMS/Jokes

Self Praising SMS - My Negetive Point.. Pehli Mulakaat Me

Posted: 03 Aug 2011 06:53 PM PDT

My Negetive Point..

Pehli Mulakaat Me Log Mujhe Galat Samaz Lete Hain

My Positive Point..

Dusri Mulakaat Me Mai Logon Ko Galat Saabit Kar Deta Hu.
....Read More SMS/Jokes

Send Me SMS - Oh! Shit...!! Are Paap Ho Gaya

Posted: 03 Aug 2011 06:53 PM PDT

Oh!

Shit...!!

Are Paap Ho Gaya


Aisa Nahi Hona Tha

Bahut Badi Galati Ho Gayi

OH GOD....!!
Ye Kya Ho Gya Mujhse

Itne Busy Insaan
Ko MSG Send
Ho GaYa.
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Send Me SMS - ;?;?; ?( "._." )? >")("< ,,(")("),,

Posted: 03 Aug 2011 06:52 PM PDT

;?;?;
?( "._." )?
>")("<
,,(")("),,

Aapke sms ke Intezar me chupchap baithe hain.
Bhej rahe ho ya shor machaye
....Read More SMS/Jokes

Hindi Funny SMS - India K Nojwan Nasal K Bigrne Ki Waja?

Posted: 03 Aug 2011 06:51 PM PDT

India K Nojwan Nasal K Bigrne Ki Waja?

Media?? Internet??

Nahi

1st Year Ki Urdu Ki Ghazlen
Ache Se Ache Bache
Ko Aashiq Bana Deti Hen
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Hindi Funny SMS - Facing Your Fears Builds Strength, But

Posted: 03 Aug 2011 06:50 PM PDT

Facing Your Fears
Builds Strength,
But
Running Away From Them
Makes For An Excellent
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Cardio Workout. . . =P =D

Har Bar Philosophy Achi Nahi
Lagti ..
....Read More SMS/Jokes

Hindi Funny SMS - Is Tanhai Mei Bohot Dam Ghut Raha Hai

Posted: 03 Aug 2011 06:50 PM PDT

Is Tanhai Mei Bohot Dam Ghut Raha Hai

Na Jane Kon Bahir Se Washroom Ki Kundi Laga Gaya.:-P

(',)/ KHOL OYE
...<(,) Tera Mera Mazak Nai Aey
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Boys vs Girls SMS - Kiyon Udaas Bethi Ho Kisi Shaam Ki Tarah

Posted: 03 Aug 2011 06:49 PM PDT

Kiyon Udaas Bethi Ho Kisi Shaam Ki Tarah.

Jharoo Pocha Kar Lo

Mat Betho Had Haram Ki Tarah ;-)

Dedicated To All Nikam'mi And Kaam Chor

"Girls"
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Urdu Funny SMS - Q:PAKISTAN Me Kon C Cheezien Expire Nahi

Posted: 30 Jul 2011 08:23 AM PDT

Q:PAKISTAN Me Kon C Cheezien Expire Nahi Hoti?
Ans.

Medicinez,


Roads,


Bridge,


Aeroplane,


Tarbela Dam,


And Finally,


Zardari & Gilani....Read More SMS/Jokes

Urdu Funny SMS - tum ne Pakistan k Foreign Affairs kitn

Posted: 30 Jul 2011 08:20 AM PDT


tum ne Pakistan k Foreign Affairs kitnay achay kar diay

GEO Zardari

tum ne to foreign Countries se itni Dosti Barha li ke SAAARAAA AAATA hi Baahar Bhej dia

GEENAY DO or GEO Zardari....Read More SMS/Jokes

Urdu Funny SMS - Plz Aap Kisi Ko Gaali Na Dain Iss Se Aap

Posted: 30 Jul 2011 08:18 AM PDT

Plz Aap Kisi Ko Gaali Na Dain Iss Se Aap K Gunah Barhte Hain
Kisi Ko Bura Bhala Kehna Ho To Usay






Zardari Keh Dain
Wo Khud Hi Sharminda Ho Jaye Ga
Shukrya
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Urdu Funny SMS - Hitler Bhi Sharmata Hay, Hitler Bhi

Posted: 30 Jul 2011 08:16 AM PDT



Hitler Bhi Sharmata Hay,
Hitler Bhi Sharmata Hay,
Jab Naam Zardari Ka Atta Hay...
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Genay Do Zardari....Read More SMS/Jokes

Urdu Funny SMS - A man dies and goes to heaven. There he

Posted: 30 Jul 2011 08:14 AM PDT

A man dies and goes to heaven.
There he sees a large wall of clocks.
He asks angel what are these for?
Angel answers those r lie clocks, every person has lie clocks!
every time u lie hands on clock move.
man asks whose clock is dat?
that is Mohamad bin qasims.
Hands have never moved indicating he never lied.
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Where is Zardari's clock? asked da man.
Angel: It is in our office,
we use it as ceiling fan... =P ;->
....Read More SMS/Jokes

Urdu Funny SMS - Sindhi Topi Aur Ajrak Ki Shandaar Ka

Posted: 30 Jul 2011 08:13 AM PDT



Sindhi Topi Aur Ajrak Ki Shandaar Kamiyaabi K Baad.

Ab Paish Hai.

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Sindhi Underwear.

A Product of Qaim Ali Shah. :-)....Read More SMS/Jokes

Urdu Funny SMS - Jala daali zaalimo ne meri dukan, E

Posted: 30 Jul 2011 08:12 AM PDT



Jala daali zaalimo ne meri dukan,
Es se to acha tha jala dete mujh samait mera makaan.

Ab kahan se kama k khilaounga apne gharane ko,
Jab ghar main hi nahi hoga raashan o samaan.

Mera qasoor kya tha aey zalim jalane wale,
Na main hamla awar tha na wo mera mehman.

Meri zindagi bhar ki kamaai aik pal main jal gai,
Aur tum kehte ho sabar kr.. na ho halkaan?

(Dedicated to those 5000 karachi shopkeepers whose shops burned out last nite...

....Read More SMS/Jokes

Urdu Funny SMS - Kehty hai agar kisi mulk ki awam

Posted: 30 Jul 2011 08:11 AM PDT



Kehty hai agar kisi mulk ki awam

Imaandar Ho,
Zaheen Ho.

To..

Us mulk ka sadar or Vazeer-e-aazam bhi wesa hota hai,

Agar awam be-waqoof ho to,

Hukomat Us Awam ki bewakoofi se faida uthati hai,

Kya Hum Be-Waqoof Hai?....Read More SMS/Jokes

Urdu Funny SMS - Ye Watan Pe Apni Jan Kia Denge, Ye

Posted: 30 Jul 2011 08:10 AM PDT

Ye Watan Pe Apni Jan Kia Denge,


Ye Log Waqt Pe Imtehan Kia Denge,


Jo Khud Ghulam Hon America K,


Wo Roti Kapra Makan Kia Denge . . . ;->....Read More SMS/Jokes

Urdu Funny SMS - a silent msg for all pakistanis If yo

Posted: 30 Jul 2011 08:09 AM PDT

a silent msg for all pakistanis

If you Built an Army of 100 Lions and
Their Leader is a Dog,

The Lions Will Die Like Dogs.

But If you built an Army of 100 Dogs and
Their Leader is a Lion,

All Dogs will Fight Like Lion.

Leadership Matters...

A Silent Msg for All Pakistanis.
....Read More SMS/Jokes

Urdu Funny SMS - 18th Amendment aur Article VI, 3rd time

Posted: 30 Jul 2011 08:09 AM PDT

18th Amendment aur Article VI, 3rd time Prime Ministership?

Kia ye hain Awaami Masail jis per aaj N-League aur PPP ki Siasat ghoom rahi ha?

Ye Loag Mulki Diffah, Terrorism, Power Crisis, Water Shortage, Inflation, and Corruption ko Masail nahi samajhtay kia?

Kia ye Jamhoriat ha?
Kia ye Loag hamari Numaindagi kertay hain?

Zara sochiye and forward... ;->
....Read More SMS/Jokes

Urdu Funny SMS - Just Imagine Sara Palin Divorce Hr Cu

Posted: 30 Jul 2011 08:08 AM PDT

Just Imagine

Sara Palin Divorce Hr Current Hubby & Get Marriage With Zardari.

Palin Becomes Vice President Of USA
Then Zardari Kills Palin & Change The Will & Which Says:

"Zardari Will Become The Next President Of USA After My Death"

And Eventually Zardari Becomes President Of US.

After 6 Months Of Palin's Death:
Bilawal Changes His Name To
"Bilawal Bhutto Palin Zardari"
Then US Will Be Ours. :-)

Geo Zardari.
....Read More SMS/Jokes

Urdu Funny SMS - The people of Poland are observing a 7-

Posted: 30 Jul 2011 08:08 AM PDT

The people of Poland are observing
a 7-day mourning for the tragic
death of their President.

May ALLAH bless us with the same opportunity.
Aameen... ;->....Read More SMS/Jokes

Urdu Funny SMS - We dont want American Rental Power we wa

Posted: 30 Jul 2011 08:07 AM PDT

We dont want American Rental Power we want Electricity.

IN PAKISTAN electricity now rs. 7 per unit nd it wil b increasing after every 2 months regarding to AMERICAN IMF Polices.
IRAN is agree to give da electricity on urgent base to PAKISTAN on very cheap rates (1.18 per unit)
also CHINA ofers PAKISTAN for Flectricity just 300 rupes monthly bill& unlimited usage of electricity but our govt. is not taking seriously.

Now this is our time to show da govt. our strength.
Spread dis msg as much as u can bcoz of this msg many people know about da truth of govt.
expensive polices..
Our govt. is corrupt.
....Read More SMS/Jokes

Cool Jokes - *BREAKING NEWS* Islamabad Rawalpindi

Posted: 30 Jul 2011 08:06 AM PDT

*BREAKING NEWS*

Islamabad Rawalpindi Mein
Waqfe Waqfe Se Baarish
Mausam Khushgawar ,
...Karachi Mein Waqfe Waqfe
Se Firing Mausam
Sogwar . . . =/ =(....Read More SMS/Jokes

Cool Jokes - Ye Watan Pe Apni Jan Kia Denge, Ye

Posted: 30 Jul 2011 08:03 AM PDT

Ye Watan Pe Apni Jan Kia Denge,


Ye Log Waqt Pe Imtehan Kia Denge,


Jo Khud Ghulam Hon America K,


Wo Roti Kapra Makan Kia Denge . . . ;->....Read More SMS/Jokes

Hindi Funny SMS - 1 kanjus ki shadi me bar bar Pani pesh k

Posted: 28 Jul 2011 02:46 AM PDT

1 kanjus ki shadi me bar bar Pani pesh kia jara tha

Santa bhukh se behal hokar chilaya, "Bhai,Biryani milegi kya? Pani gale me atak gaya hai".....Read More SMS/Jokes

Hindi Funny SMS - Unmarried hone ka sbse bda nuksan kya h?

Posted: 28 Jul 2011 02:43 AM PDT

Unmarried hone ka sbse bda nuksan kya h?
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Aap bed k dono taraf gir sakte h.


....Read More SMS/Jokes

Islamic SMS - AHMED-E-MURSAL, FAKHR-E-DO AALAM, "SALL

Posted: 28 Jul 2011 02:41 AM PDT

AHMED-E-MURSAL, FAKHR-E-DO AALAM,
"SALLALLAHU ALAIHI WA SALLAM"
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ROOH-E-MUZAKKA, QALB MUNAWWAR'
"SALLALLAHU ALAIHI WA SALLAM"
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AAPNE QURAN HUMKO DIYA HAI,
SAAHIB-E-IMAAN HUMKO KIYA HAI.
ALLAH ALLAH AM-E-MUJASSAM,
"SALLALLAHU ALAIHI WA SALLAM"
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RAAH ME KAANTE JISNE BICHAYE,
GAALI DI PATTHAR BARSAYE,
UNPAR CHIDKI PYAR KI SHABNAM,
"SALLALLAHU ALAIHI WA SALLAM"
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DAULAT DUNIYA SE MOO MODA,
RANJH KO UTHAYA HAQUE KO NA CHODA,
JISNE SATAYA USKO DUA DI,
"SALLALLAHU ALAIHI WA SALLAM"
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KHAKE MADINA KHAKE SHIFA HAI,
WAJAH SUKOO HAI ZIKR-E-MUBARAK,
NAM-E-NABI HAR ZAKHM KA MARHAM,
"SALLALLAHU ALAIHI WA SALLAM"
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ROZ-E-QAYAMAT SABKI ZUBAA PAR,
ALLAH ALLAH NAFSA NAFSI,
CHODKE DAAMAN JAAYE KAHAN HUM,
"SALLALLAHU ALAIHI WA SALLAM"....Read More SMS/Jokes
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