Sunday, July 24, 2011

RSS Feed of Funny SMS

RSS Feed of Funny SMS

Urdu Friendship SMS - Ankhien Patraha Gai Hein Tera Intezar K

Posted: 19 Jul 2011 04:43 AM PDT

Ankhien Patraha Gai Hein
Tera Intezar Krte Krte
Tuje Talash Krte Krte
Sansien Madham C Ho Gai Hein
Teri Wapsi Ki Omeed Krte Krte
Tere Sath Jene Ki Khawahish Krte Krte
Zindagi Dhalti Ja Rhi Hy
Teri Yadon Mai Ratien Berbad Krte Krte
Mere Halat Muje Sangsaar Krte Krte
Ab To Aa Jao Laut Ker Tum Zam
Kahin Chala He Na Jaey Bht Dur Yeh Dewana
Tm Se Bepanah Pyar Krte Krte....Read More SMS/Jokes

Islamic SMS - “Hy nafs k hathon tu majbor KITNA, “Sab

Posted: 14 Jul 2011 03:39 PM PDT

"Hy nafs k hathon tu majbor KITNA,
"Sab jan k bhi hy aj la shaoor KITNA,

"Jis chehry ne hai ek din matti men mil jana,
"Us chehry pe hy tujhe gharoor KITNA,

"Ek sajde k inkar ne IBLEES ko shetaan bna diya,
"Tu khud jan ly tera hy qusoor KITNA,

"Jin ki sunnat pe chalna tujhe gawara nahi,
"Tery wasty rowye they woh HUZOOR KITNA,

"Tune chakhi hy fakat gunahon ki lazzatt,
"Tu kiya jane Zikr-E-Elahi men hy suroor KITNA,

"Teri shehrag sy bhi ziyda jo tery qareeb hy,

"Phir bhi to us khuda se hai door KITNA!.,
"Think about it"

....Read More SMS/Jokes

Islamic SMS - LUQMAAN HAKEEM KO UN K AAQA NE 1 MARTABA

Posted: 13 Jul 2011 07:41 PM PDT

LUQMAAN HAKEEM KO UN K AAQA NE 1 MARTABA AIK BAKRI DI OR HUKAM DIA:
"ISAY ZIBAAH KRO OR IS KI BAD'TAREEN JO CHEEZ HO MERE PAAS LE AO".

LUQMAAN NE BAKRI ZIBAAH KI OR AAQA K SAAMNE DIL OR ZUBAAN LA KR PAESH KR DIA.
DOOSRI MARTABA PHIR AAQA NE UNHEN 1 BAKRI DI OR KAHA:
"IS MARTABA JO SB SE ACHI CHEEZ HO, WOH LA KR PAESH KRO."

AB KI BAAR BHI LUQMAAN NE WOHI DONO CHEEZEN PAESH KEEN OR KAHA:
"AE MERE AAQA! YE DONO CHEEZEN AGAR BAD HON TOU UN SE BARH KR BAD'TAREEN KOI NAHI OR AGAR NAIK HON TOU IN SE BARH KR BEHTREEN KOI NAHI.."....Read More SMS/Jokes

Urdu Funny SMS - Bijli hun main Bijli hun, WAPDA & KESC

Posted: 09 Jul 2011 09:50 AM PDT

Bijli hun main Bijli hun,
WAPDA & KESC ki main Titlee hun,

1 Ghanty k liye Aati hun
2,2 Ghanty jati hun,

0oper Pankha rukta hy,
Neeche Munna rota hy,

Mune ki Ammi kre Haaye,
Bijli us ko tarpaaye

Munne ki Ammi kaali
Bijli nakhron waali...

Brought to you by: WAPDA & KESC
Geo Bijli k Jhatky laga k.. :-)....Read More SMS/Jokes

Urdu Funny SMS - In Pakistan Yaar time kya hova hai?

Posted: 09 Jul 2011 09:48 AM PDT

In Pakistan

Yaar time kya hova hai?
Light jane ka.

Yaar time kya hova hai?
Light aane ka.

This time check was brought
To u by WAPDA & KESC
WAPDA & KESC ka mushtarka STANDARD TIME

Geo Faryal Talpur Sister of Zardari....Read More SMS/Jokes

Urdu Funny SMS - Chief Justice ne kaha hai k Loadsheding

Posted: 09 Jul 2011 09:45 AM PDT

Chief Justice ne kaha hai k
Loadsheding khatam hone
Tak bijli mehngi nahi ho gi.


Lo G mubarak ho agle 100 saal tak
Sasti bijli estamal kro.....Read More SMS/Jokes

Urdu Funny SMS - Year 2050: Karachi National Museum of

Posted: 09 Jul 2011 09:45 AM PDT

Year 2050:

Karachi National Museum of History & Science

Main Jalta hua
"Light Bulb"
Dekhne walon ka Rush.

Wazeer-e-aala sindh ne iftatah kya.....Read More SMS/Jokes

Urdu Funny SMS - Agr Mobile companies bijli banati to kya

Posted: 09 Jul 2011 09:39 AM PDT

Agr Mobile companies bijli banati to kya hota ?

Pehle 2 ghante k bad bijli free,

5 frnds n family members ko 600 unit free,

weekends pr bijli totaly free,

rat 12 bje se subah 6 bje tk bijli 5 rupe ghnta,

bijli TM HI TO HO,

unit bijli or bill pr NO SMJHOTA,

bijli the smart choice,

isse sasti srf mombti....Read More SMS/Jokes

Urdu Funny SMS - App ka saal kesa guzre ga? SELECT 1-

Posted: 09 Jul 2011 09:36 AM PDT

App ka saal kesa guzre ga?

SELECT
1-GFC Fan
2-Millat Fan
3-Pak Fan
4-Royal Fan
5-Pak Asia

Jon sa marzi pankha chose kar lo
aapka saal hath wale pankhe k sath he guzre ga.....Read More SMS/Jokes

Urdu Funny SMS - Hazrat ek zaroori ailan suniye: Ek Au

Posted: 09 Jul 2011 09:32 AM PDT

Hazrat ek zaroori ailan suniye:

Ek Aurat jiski umar 62 saal hai,
Har baar ki tarha is baar bhi ghar se bhag gai hai.

Maa ka naam WAPDA hai aur Baap KESC batati hai.

Uska naam ghalti se bijli rakh diya gaya hai.

Jisay bhi milay Khuda k liye wapas susral bhijwa den.

Shukriya.....Read More SMS/Jokes

Urdu Funny SMS - Karachi Main Light ka Breakdown Kyo Hua?

Posted: 09 Jul 2011 09:29 AM PDT

Karachi Main Light ka Breakdown Kyo Hua?

MQM: Taliban Karachi Mai Aa Gaye Hain.

PPPP: Ye Jamhoriyat k Khilaf Saazish Hai.

PML(N): Aaj Adaliya Aazad hoti to Light na Jati.

ANP: Light ki Aarh main Pakhtoono ki Nasal Kashi ki Ja Rahi Hai.

Students: Zaroor FARAZ ne Taar Kaata Hoga. :-)....Read More SMS/Jokes

Adult SMS Jokes - Boy: Kesa Feel Kar Rahi Ho? Girl: Kal

Posted: 09 Jul 2011 09:28 AM PDT

Boy: Kesa Feel Kar Rahi Ho?

Girl: Kal Raat To Had Hogai.

Uff, 2 Ghantay, Meri To Jaan He Nikal Gai.

Saray Kapray Geely Ho Gaye Thy.

Pehle To Ek Ghanta Karte They.
Magar Kal To 2 Ghantay Tak Saans He Nahi Aai.


1 Ghanta B Bohat Tha.



Ye 2 Ghanta Ki


Load Shedding To Jaan He Nikaal Deti Hai.....Read More SMS/Jokes

English Funny SMS - Can a girl make a boy a ''MILLIONAIRE"??

Posted: 29 Jun 2011 03:14 AM PDT

Can a girl make a boy a ''MILLIONAIRE"?????

Yes...of course....why not...??
But that boy should be a BILLIONAIRE Lol =p (^_*).....xD....Read More SMS/Jokes

Urdu Funny SMS - TEACHER: Kal Skol Q Nai Aye Tm? MUNN

Posted: 29 Jun 2011 03:14 AM PDT

TEACHER:
Kal Skol Q Nai Aye Tm?

MUNNU:
Mje Bird Flu Ho Gya Tha.

TCHR:
Ye To Murge Ki Bimari Hy?

MUNNU:
Apne Mje Insan Chora Hi Kab Hy?
Roz Murga Bna Deti Ho:P....Read More SMS/Jokes

Urdu Funny SMS - 1- Good Boys r Not Good Looking 2- Good

Posted: 29 Jun 2011 03:13 AM PDT

1- Good Boys r Not Good Looking
2- Good Looking Boys r Not Good Boys
3- Good Looking n Good Boys r Not Single
4- Good Looking, Good n Single Boys Have Hitler Mothers ......Read More SMS/Jokes
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