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Urdu Friendship SMS - Friendship Means

Posted: 09 Jul 2011 06:28 AM PDT

Friendship Means:
U Happy I Happy,
U Sad I Sad,
U Cry I Cry,
U Laugh I Laugh,
U Fell down in Gutter
I Dance Dhinchak Dhinchak Dhinchak.. ;-)....Read More SMS/Jokes

Miscellaneous SMS - Main Jeet K Haara To Kis Mor Pe Aa K

Posted: 09 Jul 2011 06:23 AM PDT

Main Jeet K Haara To Kis Mor Pe Aa K,
Toota Tera Sahara To Kis Mor Pe Aa K
Nishan Tak Na Rha Meri Chahton Ka
Mujhe Taqdeer Ne Mara To Kis Mor Pe Aa K
Jab Na Rahi Dil Mein Koi Pyar Ki Hasrat
Mujhe Tum Ne Pukara To Kis Mor Pe Aa K
Umar Bhar Doobte Rahy Hum Gham K Sumandr Mein
Ab K Mila Kinara To Kis Mor Pe Aa K
Guzri Hai Umar Sari Yun Awara Gardi Mein
Tu Ne Zindgi Ko Sanwara To Kis Mor Pe Aa k.....Read More SMS/Jokes

Self Praising SMS - hume apni faraakh dili pe naaz hai, u

Posted: 05 Jul 2011 06:32 PM PDT

hume apni faraakh dili pe naaz hai,

unhe humare is khuloos par bhi aitraz hai.

jeet gaye humse har baazi woh,

phir bhi humari haar pe aitraaz hai.....Read More SMS/Jokes

Islamic SMS - HAZRAT HASSAN BIN HAZRAT ALI (R.A) SE 1

Posted: 05 Jul 2011 12:39 AM PDT

HAZRAT HASSAN BIN HAZRAT ALI (R.A) SE 1 MARTABA SAWAL KIA GYA:

"AKHIR IS KI KYA WAJAH HY K AAP FIQR-O-FAAQA OR GHURBAT KI HAALAT MEIN BHI JIS TARHA BAN PERTA HY FAQEER KA SAWAL POORA KRTE HAIN....RAD NHI KRTE?"

AAP NE JAWAB DIA :
"MEIN KHUD BHI ALLAH TAALA KI DARGAH KA KA 1 MOHTAAJ SAAIL HUN..... MUJHE SHARM ATI HY K KHUD SAAIL HOTE HUWE KISI DOOSRE SAAIL KA SAWAL RAD KR DUN".....Read More SMS/Jokes

Islamic SMS - Hazrat IMAM BUKHARI (R.A) talb-e-hadees

Posted: 04 Jul 2011 07:20 PM PDT

Hazrat IMAM BUKHARI (R.A) talb-e-hadees mein aik shakhs ka shohra sun kr us k pas ja pohanche.

Un sahab ka ghora bhaag gya tha or wo apni chaadar ki gathri bna kr usay dikhatay huwe bula rahe thay, goya us mein anaaj hy jo usay den gay, ghora lalach mein aa gya, apne malik k pas pohancha, unho ne usay pakr lia.

IMAM BUKHARI (R.A) ne un se poocha:
"Kya aap k paas anaaj tha"?

Wo bolay:
"Nhi mein ne tou younhi usay pakarne k liye gathri bna kr dikhai thi".

AMAM BUKHARI (R.A) ne kaha:
"Us shakhs se mein hadees ka ilm nhi hasil kr skta, jo jaanwar tk se jhoot bolta ho".....Read More SMS/Jokes

Islamic SMS - ek nasihat 4 d world. . . main poore

Posted: 03 Jul 2011 02:13 PM PDT

ek nasihat 4 d world.
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main poore yaqeen se keh rha h poori qayanaat me ishq sirf ek baar hi hua hai,
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AUR WOH ISHQ HUA HAI,
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"*ALLAH* AUR USKE PYARE RASOOL *MUHAMMED-E-MUSTAFA (S.A.W) K DARMIYAAN ."
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AGAR YAQEEN NHI HAI TO UHABBAT KI SAARI DAASTAN PADH LIJIYEGA,
US BAAB-E-MUHABBAT ME ISHQ KA BAAB SIRF EK HI MILEGA AUR WOH BAAB-E-ISHQ HOGA "*ALLAH* AUR USKE HABEEB *AHMED-E-MUJTABA(S.A.W) K DARMYAAN"
....Read More SMS/Jokes

Punjabi Funny SMS - NAAL KASNGI SANG NA KARIYE, KANNAD NOH L

Posted: 03 Jul 2011 02:04 PM PDT

NAAL KASNGI SANG NA KARIYE, KANNAD NOH LAAJ NA LAAIYE HO,
KODE KOH KADHE MITTHE NA HONDE,BHANVE LAKH MANAA GUDH PAAYIYE HO.
KAANVA DE PUTTAR KADHE HANS NAHI BANDE, BHANVE MOTI CHOGH CHUGAAIYE HO.
SAPAA DE PUTTAR MITR NA HONDE BHAANVE CHULYA DOODH PILAAYIYE HO
TAMEY KADEIN TARBOOZ NA HONDE BHANVEIN TOD MAKKE LE JAAIYE HO....Read More SMS/Jokes

Islamic SMS - NA DUNYA SE NA DAULAT SE NA GHAR AABAAD

Posted: 03 Jul 2011 01:56 PM PDT

NA DUNYA SE NA DAULAT SE NA GHAR AABAAD KARNE SE,
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TASALLI DIL KO MILTI HAI KHUDA KO YAAD KARNE SE.....Read More SMS/Jokes

Islamic SMS - QUWAT-E-ISHQ SE HAR PAST KO BAALA KAR DE

Posted: 03 Jul 2011 01:53 PM PDT

QUWAT-E-ISHQ SE HAR PAST KO BAALA KAR DE,
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.DAHR ME ISM-E-MUHAMMED(SA.W)
SE UJAALA KAR DE.....Read More SMS/Jokes

Islamic SMS - ZABAAN SE KEH B DIYA LA ILAHA I LLALLAH

Posted: 03 Jul 2011 01:52 PM PDT

ZABAAN SE KEH B DIYA LA ILAHA I LLALLAH TO KYA HAASIL,
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DIL WA NIGAAH MUSALMAAN NHI TO KUCH BHI NHI.....Read More SMS/Jokes

Islamic SMS - ZABAAN SE KEH B DIYA LA ILAHA I LLALLAH

Posted: 03 Jul 2011 01:50 PM PDT

ZABAAN SE KEH B DIYA LA ILAHA I LLALLAH TO KYA HAASIL,
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DIL WA NIGAAH MUSALMAAN NHI TO KUCH BHI NHI.....Read More SMS/Jokes

Break Up SMS / Shairy - AB TOH GHABRA KAR KEHTE HAI K MAR JAYENG

Posted: 03 Jul 2011 01:47 PM PDT

AB TOH GHABRA KAR KEHTE HAI K MAR JAYENGE,
MAR KAR BHI CHAIN NA MILA TOH KIDHAR JAYENGE....Read More SMS/Jokes

Islamic SMS - Lab Sil Gaey Bas 1 iltija K Baad, Men

Posted: 02 Jul 2011 03:32 PM PDT

Lab Sil Gaey Bas
1 iltija K Baad,
Men Chahta Bi Kis Ko
SHAH-E-AMBIYA
K baad!
Duniya Men Ehtraam K Kabil Hen jitny Log,
Me Sab Ko Manta Hon Mager MUSTAFA (S.A.W.W) K Baad

....Read More SMS/Jokes

Urdu Friendship SMS - DOST wo rakho jo sonay k tarah ho Na

Posted: 02 Jul 2011 10:01 AM PDT

DOST wo rakho jo sonay k tarah ho

Na k sheshe ki trah

kyu k shesha toot kar bekhar jata ha

Jab k

Sonay k jitne bhi tukre kar do us ki kemat kam nai hoti…......Read More SMS/Jokes

Islamic SMS - some unrefusable facts of 2day,s world

Posted: 02 Jul 2011 03:08 AM PDT

some unrefusable facts of 2day,s world


2day we have bigger houses but small families.

more degree but less common sense.


advanced medicines butpoor health.


touched moon but not contact with neighbor.


high income but less peace of mind.


b,coz v beleave on ALLAH but not obey him.
....Read More SMS/Jokes

Islamic SMS - MERI ZINDAGI KA MAQSAD TERE DEEN KI SARF

Posted: 01 Jul 2011 02:35 PM PDT

MERI ZINDAGI KA MAQSAD TERE DEEN KI SARFARAZI,
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ISILIYE MAIN MUSALMAAN, ISILIYE MAIN NAMAAZI.....Read More SMS/Jokes

Islamic SMS - BADI TASKEEN HAI WABASTA TERE(ALLAH)NAAM

Posted: 01 Jul 2011 02:34 PM PDT

BADI TASKEEN HAI WABASTA TERE(ALLAH)NAAM K SAATH,
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NEEND KAANTO PE BHI AA JATI HAI ARAM K SAATH.....Read More SMS/Jokes

Motivational Quotes - SILENT MSG 4 YOUNGSTER. . . . "us qa

Posted: 01 Jul 2011 02:31 PM PDT

SILENT MSG 4 YOUNGSTER.
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"us qaum ko shamsheer ki hajat nhi rehti,
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ho jis qaum k "NAUJAWANO" me khudi faulad paida....Read More SMS/Jokes

Self Praising SMS - AJAL SE RACH GAYI HAI YE KHAQI APNI FITR

Posted: 01 Jul 2011 02:29 PM PDT

AJAL SE RACH GAYI HAI YE KHAQI APNI FITRAT ME,
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HUME KATNA TO AATA HAI, PAR JHUKNA NHI AATAHAI.....Read More SMS/Jokes

Islamic SMS - ALLAH ALLAH KITNA HASEEN NAAM HAI, . A

Posted: 01 Jul 2011 02:26 PM PDT

ALLAH ALLAH KITNA HASEEN NAAM HAI,
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AASHIQO K LIYE MEENA AUR JAAM HAI....Read More SMS/Jokes

Islamic SMS - YE FASLA GUL-O-LALA KA NHI PAABAND, .

Posted: 01 Jul 2011 02:25 PM PDT

YE FASLA GUL-O-LALA KA NHI PAABAND,
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.BAHAAR HO K KHIZA s"LA ILAHA ILLALAAH"....Read More SMS/Jokes

Mazahiya Shayari - ISHQ NE HUMKO NIKAMMA KARDIYA YAARO, .

Posted: 01 Jul 2011 02:23 PM PDT

ISHQ NE HUMKO NIKAMMA KARDIYA YAARO,
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AUR.
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.ISI ISHQ NE LADKIYO KO BIN SHADI K AMMA KARDIYA.....Read More SMS/Jokes

Family SMS-Jokes - if koi mil gaya jadoo weds with preity z

Posted: 01 Jul 2011 02:21 PM PDT

if koi mil gaya jadoo weds with preity zinta,,
he wont do any thing on wedding night ,
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because,
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s"DHOOP......DHOOP
....Read More SMS/Jokes

Motivational Quotes - D SUCCESS MANTRA OF LIFE. . "ALWAYS CO

Posted: 30 Jun 2011 02:35 PM PDT

D SUCCESS MANTRA OF LIFE.
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"ALWAYS CONVERT CHALLENGES INTO THE OPPORTUNITIES"
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THIS IS D SUNNAT OF PROPHET MUHAMMED(S.A.W.)....Read More SMS/Jokes

Islamic SMS - a silent msg 4 all muslim . . "KHUDA T

Posted: 30 Jun 2011 02:33 PM PDT

a silent msg 4 all muslim .
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"KHUDA TUJHE KISI TOOFAAN SE AASHNA KARDE,
K TERE DAHR K MAUJ ME ICTERAAB NHI
HAI,....Read More SMS/Jokes

Islamic SMS - Ay Musalman Kash! Cricket se jitna la

Posted: 30 Jun 2011 02:52 AM PDT

Ay
Musalman
Kash!
Cricket se jitna lagao hy tjhy utna lagao deen se b hota!

Jitna afsos team k harny pr hota hy utna Nmaz chotny pe hota!

Match daikhny ki jitni tayari krta hy utni tayari Qabr k lye krta!

jitni mohbat khilari se krta hy utni apny Rub se krta

khilari ki toheen pe to ehtjaj krta hy

Nabi Kareem Sallallaho Alaihi Wasallam ki shan mai gustakhi pr bhi krta h?

fazool sms to send krta hy kash! Ye b agey bhejta…
....Read More SMS/Jokes

Islamic SMS - Aik dafa shaitan ne HAZRAT EESA(A.S) se

Posted: 29 Jun 2011 07:25 PM PDT

Aik dafa shaitan ne HAZRAT EESA(A.S) se kaha k aap ka aqeeda hy k insan ko wohi paish ata hy jo ALLAH TAALA ne us ki taqdeer me likh dia hy.

Aap ne farmaya:"Be'shak"

Shaitan ne kaha:
"Acha zara is pahaar se apne aap ko gira kr dekhen.Agar ALLAH ne aap k muqaddar mein salamti likh di hy tou phir salamat he rahen gay."

Aap ne farmaya:
"Ae maloon, ALLAH he ko yeh haq hasil hy k woh apne bandon ka imtehan le, banday ko ye haq nhi k wo ALLAH ka imtehan le."....Read More SMS/Jokes
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