Saturday, October 31, 2009

RSS Feed of Funny SMS

RSS Feed of Funny SMS

Load Shedding SMS - Kal Raat To Had Hogai

Posted: 31 Oct 2009 04:54 AM PDT

Boy: Kesa Feel Kar Rahi Ho?

Girl: Kal Raat To Had Hogai.

Uff, 2 Ghantay, Meri To Jaan He Nikal Gai.

Saray Kapray Geely Ho Gaye Thy.

Pehle To Ek Ghanta Karte They.
Magar Kal To 2 Ghantay Tak Saans He Nahi Aai.


1 Ghanta B Bohat Tha.



Ye 2 Ghanta Ki


Load Shedding To Jaan He Nikaal Deti Hai.....Read More SMS/Jokes

Faraz Ahmed Shairy - Double Sawari Pe Pabandi

Posted: 31 Oct 2009 01:50 AM PDT

Jab Se Double Sawari Pe Pabandi Lagi Hai Faraz.....

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Andhere Main Khara Kutta Bhi Police Wala Lagta Hai. :-)....Read More SMS/Jokes

Adult SMS Jokes - Dress and Undress

Posted: 31 Oct 2009 01:46 AM PDT

There Are Two Things That Men always Want Women to do in a Hurry...










"DRESS AND UNDRESS" :-)....Read More SMS/Jokes

Adult SMS Jokes - Shoaib Akhtar is Female

Posted: 31 Oct 2009 01:45 AM PDT

Teacher: Shoaib Akhtar is Male or Female?

Student: Female

Teacher: How?

Student: Just now C commentator said, "A Beautiful delivery by Shoaib Akhtar." :-)....Read More SMS/Jokes

Student SMS Jokes - Agar Main Tumhari Ammi

Posted: 31 Oct 2009 01:41 AM PDT

Teacher: Agar Main Tumhari Ammi Hoti,

To Tumhain 2 Din main Sudhaar Deti...




Student: Main 2,3 din Main Abbu se Mashwara Kar k Batata Hon! :-)....Read More SMS/Jokes

Student SMS Jokes - My Exams Are Near

Posted: 31 Oct 2009 01:39 AM PDT

I Drink T.V while Watching Coffee.

I Switch Off Bed when I lay on Lights.

I Eat Mobile while Talking on Apple.



Confused?


In short,
My Exams are Near. :-)....Read More SMS/Jokes

Motivational Quotes - Main Reasons of Problem

Posted: 31 Oct 2009 01:38 AM PDT

Most of the Problems in Life are Because of Two Reasons.

Firstly,

We act Without Thinking.

And

Secondly

We keep Thinking Without Acting.....Read More SMS/Jokes

Urdu Funny SMS - Al-Asif k Aas Paas Pathan

Posted: 31 Oct 2009 01:34 AM PDT

NEWS ALERT:

Karachi Police Headquarters has confirmed this information.

Sohrab Goth & Al-Asif Square k Aas Paas K ilaaqay may kuch Hotels per Sawat & Malakand K Khaas log mojood han.

Jinki Lambi Lambi Daarhi (beard) hai.
Un k Baray mai Khabar hai k Woh.
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Afghani Tikka bohat Acha Banatay hain. :-)....Read More SMS/Jokes

Adult SMS Jokes - Jab KUNDLI Mili hai To

Posted: 31 Oct 2009 01:29 AM PDT

Hindu Pati Shadi k Baad: Main Shadi Se Pehle 20 Aurton K Sath So Chuka Hon...




Patni: Mujhy Pata Tha K Jab KUNDLI Mili hai.

To Adatain Bhi Zaror Milti hon gi. :-)....Read More SMS/Jokes

Student SMS Jokes - Remix Version of TWIST

Posted: 31 Oct 2009 01:27 AM PDT

Remix Version of TWIST.

Lets have some paper Shaper lets have some Study now,
Lets have some Phy, Chem lets read the bio now.

Chalo chalo ji Book uthalo,

Chalo chalo ji Parh k Dikhao,

Chalo chalo ji Sir ko Khapa lo.

Life ki Karlo bist. :-)
N we Twist, We Twist, Twist, Twist, Twist.....Read More SMS/Jokes
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