Friday, October 30, 2009

RSS Feed of Funny SMS

RSS Feed of Funny SMS

Cool Jokes - Basheer Sahab ki Death

Posted: 30 Oct 2009 10:58 AM PDT

BABLOO: Allah Kary Mama ki ZABAN CUT Jaye.
Rozana Dant'ti Hain.
AGLY DIN ZABAN CUT JATI HAI!

BABLOO: Allah Kary Bhai ka HAAT TOOT Jaye
Mujhy Tang krty hain.
AGLAY DIN TOOT JATA HAI!

BABLOO: Allah Mere BAAP ko UTHA LE Bohat MARTAY hain.
AGLAY DIN ABBA GHAR AATA HAI.

BABLOO: Aapko Kuch Nahi hua?

ABBA: Nahi.

BABLOO: Aur Ammi Kahan hain?

ABBA: Parros Mai Basheer Sahab ki Death ho Gayi hai,
Wahan Gayi hain! :-D....Read More SMS/Jokes

Eid Mubarak SMS - Happy Advance Bakra EID

Posted: 30 Oct 2009 10:44 AM PDT

A Msg Received By Govt of Pak From an Unknown Num.


29 Nov 2009 Pakistan k Liye Bohat Bhayanak Din Hoga.

Jo Saari Dunya k Liye Ek Khofnaak Misaal Ban Jaega.

Humare Log Pakistan k Konay Konay Mai Phail Gaye Hain.
Aur Apne Auzaron k Saath Tayyar Hain.
Suraj Tulu Hotay He Pakistan Mai Khoon ki Nadiyan Bahengi.
Ek Bhi

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Janwar Nahi Bachayga. :-)

I think I'm the First Person to Wish you Eid Greetings.

Happy Bakra EID in Advance.....Read More SMS/Jokes

Faraz Ahmed Shairy - Bhola Hua Tha Dosto Ko

Posted: 30 Oct 2009 10:28 AM PDT

Bohat Dinon Se Main Bhoola Hua Tha Doston Ko!




Faraz...





Aaj Lafz BEGHAIRAT Suna To Sab Yaad Aagaye. :-)....Read More SMS/Jokes

Eid Mubarak SMS - Sending Bakra As EID Gift

Posted: 30 Oct 2009 06:54 AM PDT

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Wishing you a Bakra Eid Mubarak.

And Sending this BAKRA as a EID Gift. :-)....Read More SMS/Jokes

Family SMS-Jokes - Jab Main Chhota Tha

Posted: 30 Oct 2009 06:39 AM PDT

Jab Main Chhota Tha Na!!!

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Tab Bhi Aise He Tang Karta Tha. :-)....Read More SMS/Jokes

Student SMS Jokes - Math Main Kyon Fail Huye?

Posted: 30 Oct 2009 06:26 AM PDT

Father to his son: Math Main Kyon Fail ho Gaye?

Son: Teacher kehti hain k 3+5=8

Agly Din Kehti Hain k 4+4=8

Phir Kehti Hain k 6+2=8

Unko Khud he Confirm Nahi to Mujhe kya Oaas Karengi...!....Read More SMS/Jokes

Motivational Quotes - Full Stop Is Not The End

Posted: 30 Oct 2009 06:22 AM PDT

Full Stop Is Not the End,

Because we can Write a New Sentence after it.

Same Way in Life

Failure is not the Real End.

But it is the Beginning of New Success.....Read More SMS/Jokes

Boys vs Girls SMS - 10% Girls Play Games

Posted: 30 Oct 2009 06:17 AM PDT

Only 10% Girls Play Games like:

Tennis,

Football,

Caroms,

Hockey,

etc.

Because 90% Girls Play with Boy's Life.
So be careful.......Read More SMS/Jokes

Smile SMS - Wishing U Smiling Moments

Posted: 30 Oct 2009 06:17 AM PDT

Smile is Complete, When it
Begins With Your Lips,

Reflect in Your Eyes,

And

End with a Glow on Your Face.

Wish you Many such Smiling Moments in Your Life. :-)....Read More SMS/Jokes

Happy Marriage SMS - Diamond To Speak Nothing

Posted: 30 Oct 2009 06:15 AM PDT

Man to a Friend: I Gifted My Wife a Diamond Necklace and She didn't Speak to Me For a Month.


Friend: Why! That's very Foolish of Her.


Man: Well, That Was the Deal. :-P....Read More SMS/Jokes
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