Wednesday, October 28, 2009

RSS Feed of Funny SMS

RSS Feed of Funny SMS

Eid Mubarak SMS - Khoobsorat Aankhon Wali

Posted: 28 Oct 2009 09:26 AM PDT

DUA...

Allah Aapko,

Oonchi,

Lambi,

Khubsoorat Aankhon Wali,


Gulabi Honton Wali,


Mazboot Jism Wali,


"GAAYE"

Qurbani K Liye Naseeb Farmaye. :-)

Aameen.....Read More SMS/Jokes

Faraz Ahmed Shairy - Aaj koi Bad-Tameezi Nahi

Posted: 28 Oct 2009 09:21 AM PDT

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Aaj koi Bad-Tameezi na karay.


Kyon K

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Aaj FARAZ Apni Wife k Sath Sasural Ja Raha Hai :-)....Read More SMS/Jokes

Sardar Ji SMS - Hips Don't Lie

Posted: 28 Oct 2009 08:14 AM PDT

Sardarni: Have You Eaten Muli Da Paratha?

Sardaar: No, Mai to Sandwich Khaya hun.


Sardaarni: Don't Try to Lie,

I Know Lips Can Lie,

But Hips Don't Lie. :-)....Read More SMS/Jokes

Adult SMS Jokes - My Birthday Gift

Posted: 28 Oct 2009 07:58 AM PDT

The Lesbians Next Door Asked Me what I would like for My Birthday.




I Was quite surprised When they Gave Me a Rolex.

It was Very Nice of Them,

But I think They Misunderstood Me When I said, "I Wanna Watch."....Read More SMS/Jokes

Miscellaneous SMS - Happy Winter Season

Posted: 28 Oct 2009 07:04 AM PDT

Mausam Ne Li Angrai,

Aur Humne Orhi Razai,

Ice-Cream se Hui Larrai,

Moongphali Ghar Main Aai,

Cold Drink se Mun Morr Liya,

Coffee Se Nata Jorr Liya,

Happy Winter Season.....Read More SMS/Jokes

Reply Me SMS - Happy Dialogue Day

Posted: 28 Oct 2009 06:08 AM PDT

Have a Happy "DIALOGUE DAY"


Dedicate a Famous Dialogue to ME.

Send This Message to Friends and Enjoy Cool Replies.

But Reply Me First.....Read More SMS/Jokes

Santa Banta Jokes - Wife Died Yesterday

Posted: 28 Oct 2009 05:59 AM PDT

Santa: My Wife Died Yesterday.
I'm trying to Cry But Tears are Not Come out.
What to do?



Banta: No Problem.
Just Imagine She Came Back. :-)....Read More SMS/Jokes

Miscellaneous SMS - Happy Winter Mere Yaar

Posted: 28 Oct 2009 05:40 AM PDT

Chilghozy Ki Khushbu,

Moongphali Ki Bahar,

Sardi Ka Mausam,

Aany Ko Beqarar,

Thori Si Masti,

Thora Sa Pyaar,

Maflar, Sweeter Rakho Tayyar,

Happy Winter Season Mere Yaar.....Read More SMS/Jokes

Double Meaning SMS - There Lived a Sexy Man

Posted: 28 Oct 2009 05:18 AM PDT

Once There Lived a Sexy Man Who had No Wife,

But Still Every Night He Enjoyed.

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"DINNER"

You Dirty Mind.

Ooper Rakho
Bolu Yo

Keep It Up. :-)....Read More SMS/Jokes

Adult SMS Jokes - Father Watching Fashion TV

Posted: 28 Oct 2009 05:11 AM PDT

Father Watching Fashion TV suddenly son came.

Father: Gharib Larkiyaan Hain Kaprey leny k liye B paisa nahi hy!

Son: Is se b Gharib Aaye to Mujhe B Bula lena. :-)....Read More SMS/Jokes
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