Thursday, October 29, 2009

RSS Feed of Funny SMS

RSS Feed of Funny SMS

Missing You SMS - Mujhe Tum Yaad Aatay Ho

Posted: 29 Oct 2009 01:36 AM PDT

Kabhi Bejaan Lamhoon Par
Tumhari Yaad Holay Se.

Koi Sargoshi Karti Hay
Ye Palkain Bheeg Jaati Hain.

Do Aansoon Toot Girtay Hain
Main Palkoon Ko Jhukata Hon.

Bazahir Muskurata Hon
Faqat itna He Kehta Hon.

Mujhe Kitna Satatay Ho.
Mujhe Tum Yaad Aatay Ho.....Read More SMS/Jokes

English Funny SMS - Honesty Is The Best Policy

Posted: 29 Oct 2009 01:20 AM PDT

Revised Version of
HONESTY IS THE BEST POLICY

Once Again the Woodcutter was going with his wife near the Canal.

His wife fell in canal. He started crying. Angel came and asked him. He told about wife.

Angel went in canal and brought "Katrina Kaif".

Woodcutter: Yes.

Angel became angry.

Woodcutter: If I refused you should have brought "Shilpa Sheti" and then my wife.

I'm a poor man. I can't afford all three. :-)....Read More SMS/Jokes

Mazahiya Shayari - Akbar Laya 3 Ghoray

Posted: 29 Oct 2009 01:16 AM PDT

Arz Kia Hai:


Akbar Laya 3 Ghoray...


Wah Wah...


Akbar Laya 3 Ghoray...

Wah Wah...
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Aaja Aaja Dil Nichore... :-)....Read More SMS/Jokes

Boys vs Girls SMS - It's Great To Be A Girl

Posted: 29 Oct 2009 01:12 AM PDT

IT'S GREAT TO BE A GIRL!

We can use Tears as a Threat.

Most Guys wont hit us.

We can Always find someone to pay for our drink.

We slap hard.

We're tempting.

We don't have to pay for dinner.

We're the Subject of almost ALL the love songs.

No Matter how mean We are, We can always get someone to Fall in Love With us.

We don't always mean what we say.

We dont always say wht we mean.

Our Handwriting is Always Better. :-)....Read More SMS/Jokes

Faraz Ahmed Shairy - Faraz Ko Maaf Kardo

Posted: 29 Oct 2009 01:07 AM PDT

Saghar

Faiz

Iqbal

Jalib

Mohsin

Saher

Meer

Ghalib

Aatish

Nasir

Qateel

Ghalib

Bashir Badar

Noshi Geelani

Parvin Shakir

Fakhra Batool

Wasi

Amjad Islam Amjad

Saleem Kosar

Kafe azmi

Momin

Hafeez Jalndhri

Qasmi

Daagh

Aur

Hasrat Moohani



Ki Appeal Hai K

"Faraz" Ko Maaf Kar Den. :-)....Read More SMS/Jokes

Faraz Ahmed Shairy - 7 Months Old Faraz

Posted: 28 Oct 2009 10:04 PM PDT

Owan Owaan Owaoon Owaon Ammi Owaan
Faraz.

Hoom Ahon Ahon Aeen
Aaen Ahoon Baba.

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Ye Tha Faraz k Bachpan Ka Shair.
Jab Woh Sirf 7 Months Ka Tha. :-)....Read More SMS/Jokes

English Friendship SMS - True and Great Friend

Posted: 28 Oct 2009 09:59 PM PDT

Who is a True and Great Friend?

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One Who Attends The Waiting Call of a Friend When Lover is in the Line. :-)....Read More SMS/Jokes

Urdu Love SMS - Sabhi Chahten Tery Wasty

Posted: 28 Oct 2009 09:32 PM PDT

Ye Manzalen Ye Rastey
Meri Har Khushi Terey Wastey.

Ye Sakoon Aur Qarar Bhi
Meri Aashqi Terey Wastey.

Kabhi Ghum Na Tery Qareeb Ho
Tujhy Har Khushi Naseeb Ho.

Meri Iltaja Tery Wasty
Meri Har DUA Tery Wasty.

Meri Dharkanen Mera Pyar Tu
Sabhi Chahten Tery Wasty.....Read More SMS/Jokes

Good Morning SMS - For a Good Friend

Posted: 28 Oct 2009 09:30 PM PDT

For a Nice Friend.
"Nice Morning"

For a Sweet Friend.
"Sweet Morning"

For a Loving Friend.
"Lovely Morning"

For a Good Friend.
"Good Morning".....Read More SMS/Jokes

Urdu Funny SMS - Doctor's Prescriptions

Posted: 28 Oct 2009 09:26 PM PDT

Why Doctor's Prescriptions are Impossible to Read?
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Because They All have an Exclusive msg only for the Chemist:
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"Maine Patient ko Loot Liya, ab Tumhari Bari."....Read More SMS/Jokes
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