Monday, November 2, 2009

RSS Feed of Funny SMS

RSS Feed of Funny SMS

Urdu Funny SMS - Scene of A Memon Movie

Posted: 02 Nov 2009 06:08 AM PST

"A Memon Movie"

Hero: Iqbalia

Heroin: Jaibun

Vilain: Jakaria

Scene:
Vilain Heroin ko utha kar le ja raha hai, Aur Woh Chilla Rahi Hai.

"Meekay Bachaa Iqbalia, Meekay Bacha!"



Iqbalia: Jaibun! Aaon Nai Achi Sagnu, Dukan Te Rush Lagelo Aahe! :-)....Read More SMS/Jokes

Miscellaneous SMS - Sardiyan Aagai Hain

Posted: 02 Nov 2009 04:13 AM PST

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Nikaal Lo, Sardiyan Aagai Hain. :-)....Read More SMS/Jokes

Boys vs Girls SMS - Proposal or Weather Report

Posted: 02 Nov 2009 04:01 AM PST

Boy: You Are Sunshine of My Life.

Without You Life Is Cloudy.

You are in My Heart Like Rainy Water for Barren Land.





Girl: Darling! Is it Proposal or Weather Report?....Read More SMS/Jokes

Urdu Funny SMS - Marny K Bad Phir Se Zinda

Posted: 02 Nov 2009 03:58 AM PST

Patient: Doctor Mujhe Aisi Medicine Dijiye K Marnay K Baad Phir Se Zinda Ho Jaon.



Doctor: Is Mai Main Aapki Koi HELP Nahi Kar Sakta.

You Should Please Contact...




STAR PLUS. :-)....Read More SMS/Jokes

Sardar Ji SMS - Sardar Per Beet

Posted: 02 Nov 2009 03:53 AM PST

Ek Kabootar ne Sardar Per Beet Kardi.

Sardar: Oye Teri Maa ne Tenu Kachha Panna nhi Sikhaya?



Kabootar: Door Fittay mooh!

Tu kachha Paa k Karda Ain?....Read More SMS/Jokes

Urdu Funny SMS - 1 Aadmi K 4 Bache They

Posted: 02 Nov 2009 03:51 AM PST

1 Aadmi K 4 Bache The:

Govt Ne Elaan Kia K Jiske 5 Bache Honge Usey Rs.20000/month diye jaenge.

Aadmi Ne BV Ko Kaha K Mera 1 Beta Meri GF Se Bhi Hai, Me Wo Bhi Lekar Aata Hun.

Jab Wapis Ghar Aaya To Apne 2 Bache Kam Thy.

Aadmi: 2 Aur Kahan Hen?

BV: Jiske The wo Le gaya.

Akele Tumne to Ailaan Nahe Suna.....Read More SMS/Jokes

Miscellaneous SMS - Baba Mujhko Dar Lagta Hai

Posted: 02 Nov 2009 03:44 AM PST

* Baba Mujhko Darr Lagta Hai *

Baba! Meri Miss ne Kaha Hai,
Kal Se Sab School K Bachay
Ghar Main Rahen Gay, Ghar Main Parhengy!

Maine Suna hai!

Ek Barrey Se,
Kaali Moochon walay Uncle
BOMB baandh ker Aengay
Sabh bachey Mer Jaengay!

Bhool Gai Mai Naam bhala tha!
Shayad Dehshat-Gard Kaha tha!

Baba! Kyo Marengay Humko?
Humse koi Bhool hui kia ?
Humse kyo Naraz hen Uncle ?

Baba! Unko Guriya Day Dun?
Ya phir Meri Rangu wali
Yaad hai na woh Neeli Dibya
Meri Pichli Saalgirah per
Aapne Mujhko La Ker di thi!

Or Meri woh Piyari Poni!
Red Color ki, Titli wali!
Woh Bhi Day don?
Phir to Nahi Marein gay mujhko?

Yaad hai Baba ek Dafa jab
Mujhko Haath Pe Chot Lagi Thi
Bohat zayada dard hua tha
Thora Khon Bhi nikla tha!
Bohat Zayada Roi Thi Main .

Kya Yeh BOMB Barra hota hai?
Bohat Ziyada Chot lagay gi ?
Dard Bhi shayad Ziyada Hoga!

Baba Mujhko Darr Lagta Hai.....Read More SMS/Jokes

Pathan Jokes - Pathan Ne Qaza Namaz Parhi

Posted: 02 Nov 2009 03:34 AM PST

Ek Pathan Ne Apni Qaza Namaaz Ada Karne Ka Socha:

Namaz Se Pehle Oonchi Aawaz Main Niyat Ki...




2 Rakat Namaz Fajar Qaza, 4 November 1996. Allah-o-Akbar. :-)....Read More SMS/Jokes

Cool Jokes - Important Health Tips

Posted: 02 Nov 2009 03:31 AM PST

Very Important Health Tips:

Please Don't Eat
Pizzas,
Samosay,
Sandwich,
Ice Cream,
Chocolate,
And
Dahi Barray.


Without,
ME...
OK?....Read More SMS/Jokes

Mazahiya Shayari - Sadiyon Se Khamosh Thi

Posted: 02 Nov 2009 03:28 AM PST

Woh Jo Sadiyon Se Khamosh Thi,
Kisi Paththar Ki Tarah...







Ek He Chamaat Main,
Gandi Gandi Gaaliyan Dene Lagi. :-)....Read More SMS/Jokes
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