Thursday, November 5, 2009

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New Year SMS - December Thehar Jao Tum

Posted: 05 Nov 2009 04:07 AM PST

December:

Abhi Lamhe Nahin Bikhre
Abhi Mausam Nahi Bichre
Mere Kamry ki Thandak Mai
Abhi Kuch Dhoop Baaqi Hai

Meri Diary k Kuch Safhay
Abhi kuch Keh Nahin Paye
Mere Aangan k Sab Poday
Abhi bhi Gungunate Hain

Mere Be-Jaan Honton per
Abhi Muskaan Waisi Hai
Kisi k Laot Aanay Ka
Abhi Imkaan Baqi Hai.

December! Baat Batoon Main,
Agar tum Maan Jao
December Thehar jao.
Thehar Jao.

Enjoy the last Day of December.....Read More SMS/Jokes

New Year SMS - Last Sunset of Year 2009

Posted: 05 Nov 2009 03:57 AM PST

The Glorious Year of MY Life to Be Ended.

Today. FORGIVE all of my Miss Behavior with You,

And make the New Year joyful for other.


Good Bye The Last Sunset of The Year 2009.....Read More SMS/Jokes

Double Meaning SMS - Mard 10 Min Mai Thakta

Posted: 05 Nov 2009 03:37 AM PST

Woh Konsi Situation Hoti Hai,

Jis Main Mard 10 Minutes Mai Thak Jata Hai
Or
Orat Chahti Hai K Wo Karta Rahay.

Think?


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"SHOPPING"

Magar Aapki Soch Ko Salam Hai.....Read More SMS/Jokes

Urdu Funny SMS - MARD Ka Bacha Hai To

Posted: 04 Nov 2009 10:29 PM PST

Agar MARD Ka Bacha Hai To Neechay Aa...

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Darr Gaya Kya? Aur Neechay Aa Salay!

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Bhai Asslam-o-Alaikum!
Kese Ho Aap?
Aaj Kal SMS Nahi Aarahy Aapke. :-)....Read More SMS/Jokes

Urdu Funny SMS - The Ghanta Returns

Posted: 04 Nov 2009 10:25 PM PST

Aap Ne Abhi Tak Yehi Suna Hoga:

The Mummy Returns

Golmaal Returns

Batman Returns

Lekin 1st Nov 2009 Ko Aapne Dekha Hoga.

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"The Ghanta Returns" :-)....Read More SMS/Jokes

Faraz Ahmed Shairy - Rooh Ka Badla

Posted: 04 Nov 2009 09:03 PM PST

* ROOH Ka BADLA *

Andheri Raat Thi,
Ghar Pe Koi Nahi Tha.

Achanak Awaz I,
Maine Darr K Uth K Gharri Dekhi To

Raat K 3 Baj Rahy Thy, Light Jalai.
To Light Gai Hui Thi.

Phir Torch Pakri,
Aur Darrtay Darrtay DOOR EYE Se Dekha to Koi Nahi Tha.

Main Darr K Pucha, Kon Hai?
Par Aawaz Nahi I.

Phir Pucha To
Bohat Zor Se Garajti Hui Bhayanak Si Awaz Aai.

Main Hon...



FARAAZ.

Chun Chun K Badla Longa Kameeno..! :-)....Read More SMS/Jokes

Double Meaning SMS - Geo TV K Nice Programs

Posted: 04 Nov 2009 07:21 PM PST

Geo TV K Woh Konse 2 Programs Hain.
Jinka Naam Letey Huye Huay Khawatin Ghabrati Hain?


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1. Hum Sab Umeed Se Hain.

2. Aaj Raat Kamran Khan K Sath. :-)....Read More SMS/Jokes

Sardar Ji SMS - India Ka Flag Kahan Lehraya?

Posted: 04 Nov 2009 07:13 PM PST

Teacher to Sardar:

Batao India ka Jhanda Sab se Pehle Kahan Lehraya Gaya?


Sardar (Bohat Dair Sochny k Baad):


Hawa Main. :-)....Read More SMS/Jokes

Faraz Ahmed Shairy - Garmi Main Chakkar

Posted: 04 Nov 2009 07:11 PM PST

Mujhay Tau Garmi Main Chakkar Aur Ulti Aa Gayee Thi Faraaz...

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Kameenon Nay Mashhoor Kar Diya Kay Faraz Maa Ban'nay Wala Hai. :-)
....Read More SMS/Jokes

English Funny SMS - Use Climate in a Sentence

Posted: 04 Nov 2009 07:08 PM PST

Teacher: Use the Word Climate in a Sentence.




Student: I have a Cherry Tree in the Backyard.

And my Parents won't Let me Climate. :-)....Read More SMS/Jokes
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