Saturday, November 7, 2009

RSS Feed of Funny SMS

RSS Feed of Funny SMS

Double Meaning SMS - Tere Jism Pe Martay Hain

Posted: 07 Nov 2009 09:46 AM PST

Tere Jism Pe Martay Hain.

Teri Garam Saanson Se Nasha Karty Hain.

Tujhe Choomnay K Liye Dunya Se Larrtay Hain.

Tere Naazuk Wajood Ko Apny Honton Se Lagaty Hain.

Tujhe Apny Qareeb Karne K Liye Tanhai Ko Dhoondhtay Hain.

A Meri...

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GOLD LEAF.

Tujhe Peene Ko Sara Din Tarastay Hain. :-)....Read More SMS/Jokes

Family SMS-Jokes - Jo Meri Baat Manay Ga

Posted: 07 Nov 2009 08:42 AM PST

MOMMY To CHILDREN: Jo Meri Baat Manay Ga.

Aur Meray Aagay Kuch Nahi Bolay Ga.

Main Usay Gift Dongi.




Chota Bacha: Lo G! Is Tarah To Saray Gifts Abbu Le Jayengy. :-)....Read More SMS/Jokes

Sad Poetry SMS - Larkiya Bewafa Nahi Hoti

Posted: 07 Nov 2009 07:04 AM PST

Larkiya Bewafaa Nahi Hoti

Woh To Majbooriyo Main Lipti Hain
Apnay Shiddat Bharay Khayalo Main
Apnay Ander Chupi Ek Aorat Main
Woh Hamesha He Darti Rehti Hain
Na to Jeeti Hain Na to Marti Hain
Larkiya Bewafaa Nahi Hoti

Per Hamesha hi Darti Rehti hain
Apni RASAM or RIWAJON Se
Anay Walay Naye Azabo Se
Zarorat Main Khilay Gulabo Se
Pyar Karti hain or Chupati Hain
Larkiya Bewafaa Nahi Hoti

Kyo k Majboorio Mai Lipti Hain
Or har Lamha Darti Rehti Hain
Apnay Pyaaro Se Apnay Saaye Se
Apnay Rishto se Dil ki Dharkan Se
Apni Khuwahish Se Apni Khushiyo Se
Larkiyaan Bewafaa nahi hoti....Read More SMS/Jokes

New Year SMS - Happy New Year 2010

Posted: 07 Nov 2009 05:50 AM PST

No Tear No Fear.

Khao Lays aur Piyo Beer.

Kyon K

Oh my Dear 52 Din baad hai "New Year".

Yaad Rakhna Sabse Pehly Wish Kya Hai Maine.

* Happy New Year 2010 *....Read More SMS/Jokes

Good Morning SMS - Subah Kafi Ho Chuki Hai

Posted: 07 Nov 2009 05:35 AM PST

Subah Kaafi Ho Chuki Hai.

Ab Chiragh Bujha Dijiye.

Ek Haseen Din Raah Dekhta Hai Aapki.

Bas Palkon K Parde Utha Lijiye.

Good Morning.....Read More SMS/Jokes

Eid Mubarak SMS - Advabce Bakra Eid Mubarak

Posted: 07 Nov 2009 02:47 AM PST

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Hat Jaao Takkar Lag Jaeygi.


Faraz Apna Qurbani Ka Bail Ghuma Raha Hai. :-)....Read More SMS/Jokes

Pathan Jokes - Pathan in Kon Banega Crorepati

Posted: 07 Nov 2009 02:16 AM PST

Pathan in Kon Banega Crore Pati...


Amitabh: 9 0 Se Pehle Kya Aata Hai???

Pathan (Kafi Dair Sochnay K Bad):

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Ayesha Manzil. :-)....Read More SMS/Jokes

Student SMS Jokes - Agr Question Paper Tuff Lagy

Posted: 07 Nov 2009 02:13 AM PST

Agar Question Paper Tough Lagay.

Ya Samajh Main Nahi Aaye To.

Ek Gehri Saans Lo Aur...

Zor Se Chillao:

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Kamino Fail He Karna Hai To Exam Kyon Lete Ho? :-)....Read More SMS/Jokes

Happy Marriage SMS - Pyaar Karna Nahi Aata

Posted: 07 Nov 2009 02:01 AM PST

Wife To Husband: Tumhain Pyaar Karna Nahi Aata.

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Husband: To Kya Ye 3 Bachay Internet Se Download Kiye Hain? :-)....Read More SMS/Jokes

Cool Jokes - Source of Financing

Posted: 07 Nov 2009 01:59 AM PST

Commerce Professor Asks the Student:
What is the Most Important Source of Finance for Starting Business?





Student: "Father in Law". :-)
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