Monday, November 16, 2009

RSS Feed of Funny SMS

RSS Feed of Funny SMS


Geo Or Jeenay Do SMS - Meeting To End SMS Facility

Posted: 16 Nov 2009 04:17 AM PST

Breaking News:

SMS Facility Khatam Karne K Liye Ijlaas Jari Hai.

Ijlaas Main Shamil Hain.

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Faraz
Pathan
Sardar

Aur

"Ek Doggy"
Sssshh.. Han Wohi Moonchon Wala. :-)....Read More SMS/Jokes

Geo Or Jeenay Do SMS - Question Paper in Year 2050

Posted: 16 Nov 2009 04:08 AM PST

Question Paper in year 2050:

1. Name the cities of Pakistan where Electricity is found.

2. How does Sugar taste? Explain in your Own words.

3. Draw a Neat and Labeled Diagram of a Suicide Jacket.

4. In Ancient Times, What was Petrol Used for? Support your answer with examples.

5. Which Parts of Pakistan are not Yet sold to US?....Read More SMS/Jokes

Urdu Funny SMS - Choha Sugar Mill Ka Malik Hai

Posted: 16 Nov 2009 04:03 AM PST

1 Chooha Taang Per Taang Rakh K Betha Hua Tha.

Sher Aaya, Choohay Ko Salam Kya Aur Beth Gaya.

Phir Haathi Aaya, Salam Kya Aur Beth Gaya.


Chunti Ne Sher Se Pucha: Aap To Jungle K Badshah Hain Phir Aap Choohay K Samnay Aise Kyon Bethe Hain?


Shair Bola: Aahista Bolo! Ye "Sugar Mill" Ka Malik Hai. :-)....Read More SMS/Jokes

Urdu Funny SMS - DON Ki Car Se Cheeni Nikalna

Posted: 16 Nov 2009 03:57 AM PST

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___/_DON_\___
[_(@)______(@)


DON Ki Car Se Cheeni Nikaalna,
Mushkil He Nahi Namumkin Bhi Hai.


Kyon?


Kyon K

Don Khud Ek Pao Cheeni Le Kar Ja Raha Hai. :-)....Read More SMS/Jokes

Urdu Funny SMS - Bas 5 Kilo Cheeni Bhejdo

Posted: 16 Nov 2009 03:52 AM PST

Boy: Tujhko Kya Bhejon?

Barish Ki Pehli Boond?

Aasman Ka Sab se Roshan Tara?

Shakh Pe Khila Surkh Gulab?

Muthi Main Qaid Ik Jugnu?

Honton Pe Saji Ek Khuahish?

Ya

Aankhon Ka Ik Khuaab?

Girl: Mujhe Bas 5 Kilo Cheeni Bhejdo. :-)....Read More SMS/Jokes

Urdu Funny SMS - Faraz Cheeni Lene Gaya Tha

Posted: 16 Nov 2009 03:48 AM PST

Ek Muddat Se Usne Humain Sataya He Nahi...


Wah Wah Wah


Ek Muddat Se Usne Humain Sataya He Nahi...


Faraz Cheeni Lene Gaya Tha, Abhi Tak Aaya He Nahi. :-)....Read More SMS/Jokes

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