Tuesday, November 10, 2009

RSS Feed of Funny SMS

RSS Feed of Funny SMS

Eid Mubarak SMS - New Cow as Bakra Eid Gift

Posted: 10 Nov 2009 07:23 AM PST

Eid Gift (NEW COW)

Model: 2010
Color: Red
Weight: 110Kg
(Full Automatic)

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Qualities:
~ Stereo System
~ Original Charger
~ 2GB Memory Card
~ Original Battery

(1 Year Warranty Till Next Eid)

Is Gift K Sath Meri Taraf Se Aapko Advance Main

Bakra Eid Mubarak. :-)....Read More SMS/Jokes

Missing You SMS - I Miss You Bol K Aayen

Posted: 10 Nov 2009 03:21 AM PST

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Chal Jaldi Chal Yaar.


Jo Log Humain Yaad Nahi Kartey Hain Unko.

I Miss You

Bol Kar Aayein.....Read More SMS/Jokes

Miscellaneous SMS - We Salute Pathans

Posted: 10 Nov 2009 03:20 AM PST

1. Russian General in 1987:
Pathans are the most brave people ever born on the earth. These people cant be defeated by force.

2. By American General in 2004:
We are fighting a meaning less war against the Rocks.

3. By Indian General in Siachin War:
If there were no NWFP province in pakistan.
I'm sure that at least Kashmir was Ours.

*Dont send ONLY bad msgs in name of Pathans.

We Salute Pathans.
Be united , We are all Pakistani.....Read More SMS/Jokes

ASCII SMS - Ye Lo Dil Ki Chabi

Posted: 10 Nov 2009 03:18 AM PST

Ye Lo Dil Ki Chabi

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Aur Khol K Dekh Lo K.

Ye Dil Kitna Miss Karta Hai Aapko.

* I MISS YOU *....Read More SMS/Jokes

Urdu Love SMS - Kuch Kami Si Hai Tum Bin

Posted: 10 Nov 2009 02:00 AM PST

Aaj Kuch Kami Si Hai Tum Bin
Na Rung Na Roshni Hai Tum Bin.

Waqt Apni Raftaar Se Chal Raha Hai
Bas Dharkan Thami Si Hai Tum Bin.

Na Barish Hai Na Dhuwaan
Phir B Dil Mai Tapish Si Hai Tum Bin.

Buhat Roka Hai Baadal Ko Barasney Se
Phir B Aankhon Mai Nami Si Hai Tum Bin.....Read More SMS/Jokes

English Love SMS - You Are All I Care About

Posted: 10 Nov 2009 01:32 AM PST

I Don't Notice When Guys Spy,
I Only Look to Your Eyes.

What They Think, I don't Care.
With Them There's no Love to Share.

When I Hold to Your Embrace.
Only Then Does My Heart Race.

They don't Matter to Me.
Only you Can Set Me Free.

My Love you Never Need to Doubt.
Because You're All I Care About.....Read More SMS/Jokes

Urdu Funny SMS - Ek Aadmi Hath Main Packet

Posted: 10 Nov 2009 01:26 AM PST

Ek Aadmi Hath Main Ek Packet liye tezi se Bhag Raha Tha.

Police ne Rok K Puch: Kaha Bhage Ja Rahe Ho?

Aadmi: Main Apni Biwi K Liye Kaprey le kar Ghar Ja Raha hon.

Police: To is Tarha bhag Q Rahe ho?

Admi: Mujhe Darr Hai K Ghar Pohonchtey Pohonchtey Fashion na change ho jaye. :-)....Read More SMS/Jokes

Riddle & Puzzle SMS - A Shop is Selling Candies

Posted: 10 Nov 2009 01:18 AM PST

A Shop is Selling Candies at $1 for Each Candy,

Plus it is Giving a Free Candy for 3 Empty Candy Wrappers!

You have $15!

How many Candies Can you Have?
Reply...


Answer: 22....Read More SMS/Jokes

Send Me SMS - Friends are Always Kaminy

Posted: 10 Nov 2009 01:14 AM PST

William Shakespeare

"Friends" are always Kaminy.
They receive Many msgs but They send "Ikka Dukka" msgs in a week.

Actually they are Spacial kind of Kaminay.

They become more Dheet After a lot of 'Be-Izzati'.

They are Bikhari in front of Friends.

But very Sakhee for their Girlfriends.

And they Never Eat Sharam.

Hain na G? :-)....Read More SMS/Jokes

Decent SMS Jokes - Walk with Great People

Posted: 09 Nov 2009 04:50 PM PST

There is a Saying:


"If you Want to be Great, You Must Walk with Great People."



Seriously!

I have no Objection...

You can Walk With Me. :-)....Read More SMS/Jokes
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