Saturday, November 14, 2009

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Decent SMS Jokes - Tore A page From Notebook

Posted: 14 Nov 2009 01:27 AM PST

Judge To Smart Girl: You Murdered Your Freind.
Just Because She Tore A page From Your Notebook?

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Girl: Yes!
Bcoz That page Had An Autograph of "Rehan".


Uff! ye Girls Bhi na. :-)....Read More SMS/Jokes

Student SMS Jokes - Attitude Of A Student

Posted: 14 Nov 2009 01:18 AM PST

Attitude Of A Student:

While Reading Question Paper.

Said: This Exam Is Too Easy For Me.

How Could The Examiner Make Such Easy Paper.

I'll Give Him Another Chance To Challenge Me. :-)....Read More SMS/Jokes

Miscellaneous SMS - Winter is Here

Posted: 14 Nov 2009 01:03 AM PST

Winter is Here.

If You Want To Protect Yourself from Cold.

Then

Just...

Go To Hell.

Suna Hai Wahan Garmi Hoti Hai.

Sardiyan Mast Guzrengi. :-)....Read More SMS/Jokes

Student SMS Jokes - Paper Banany Waly Pe Lanat

Posted: 14 Nov 2009 12:57 AM PST

1 Student Exam Hall Main Betha Copy Pe Apna Panja Bana Raha Tha.

Duty Pe Mojood Teacher Ne Kaha: Paper Main Hand Ki Diagram Ka To Koi Question Nahi Hai.



Student: Main Paper Bananay Waly Pe.


Lanat Bhej Raha Hon. :-)....Read More SMS/Jokes

Faraz Ahmed Shairy - Cheeni Ki Khatir Kutton Ki Tarah

Posted: 14 Nov 2009 12:54 AM PST

Waisay To Un Dono Bhaiyon K Pyar Ki Koi Misaal na Thi Faraz...

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Par Raat ko Cheeni Ki Khatir Dono Kutton Ki Tarah Larr Parray. :-)....Read More SMS/Jokes

Urdu Funny SMS - Koi CHEENI Mangy To

Posted: 14 Nov 2009 12:54 AM PST

Koi Sui Mangy
Hum Teer Dengy

Koi Billi mangy
Hum Shair Dengy

Koi Lassi Mangy
Hum Kheer Dengy

Magar

Koi CHEENI Mangy To

Hum Cheer Dengy.....Read More SMS/Jokes

Send Me SMS - 3 Reasons for Not Messaging

Posted: 14 Nov 2009 12:52 AM PST

You May Have 3 Reasons for Not Messaging Me:

1. No Balance.


2. No Free SMS Package.


Or


3. No guts to Disturb a Prince. :-)....Read More SMS/Jokes

Mazahiya Shayari - Tum Pholon Ka Haar

Posted: 14 Nov 2009 12:51 AM PST

Tum Pholon Ka Haar,

Tum Khushbu Ki Bahaar,

Tum Eid Ka Tehwaar,

Tum Roshni Ki Ho Jhankaar,

Tum Ho Gul-o-Gulzar,

Uff Kitna Jhoot Bol Kar Hum Hogaye Gunehgaar,

Touba Tauba Astaghfaar.....Read More SMS/Jokes

Urdu Funny SMS - Kyon K Tum Pakistani Ho

Posted: 14 Nov 2009 12:05 AM PST

Usne Mere Hath Ki Lakeerain Dekhin.

Aur

Phir Hans Kar Kaha:

Tujhe Zindagi Main Sab Kuch Milega.

Siwaye.

Aata, Cheeni, Aur Bijli K.
Kyon K Tum Pakistani Ho.....Read More SMS/Jokes

Urdu Funny SMS - Zardari Announces 20Kg Sugar

Posted: 13 Nov 2009 08:43 PM PST

Breaking News:


President Zardari Announces.



20Kg Sugar As Reward for Umar Akmal and


5Kg for Every Player of the Cricket Team.

For Their Good Performance. :-)....Read More SMS/Jokes
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