Thursday, November 12, 2009

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RSS Feed of Funny SMS


Urdu Funny SMS - Koi Call Recieve Na Karen

Posted: 12 Nov 2009 06:24 AM PST

Please Is Number Se Aanay Wali Koi Call Recieve Na Karen.

For God Sake!

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033324135XX(Sender Number)


Balkay Thori Ghairat Dikha Kar Khud Call Kar Len. :-)....Read More SMS/Jokes

Sardar Ji SMS - Sardar Ko Plate Nahi Mili

Posted: 12 Nov 2009 02:01 AM PST

Shaadi mein Khana Khula:

Sardar Ko Plate Nahi Mili.

Sardar Apni Jholi Main Khana Daalne Laga.

Logon ne Poocha Ye Kya?

Sardar: Daagh To Chala Jaye Ga.

Ye Waqt Phir Nahi Aaye Ga. :-)....Read More SMS/Jokes

Mazahiya Shayari - Jab Hota Hai Tera Deedaar

Posted: 12 Nov 2009 01:26 AM PST

Jab Hota Hai Tera Deedaar,
Dil Dharakta Hai Baar Baar.


Wah Wah


Jab Hota Hai Tera Deedaar,
Dil Dharakta Hai Baar Baar.

Aadat Se Majboor Ho Tum,
Janay Kab Maang Lo Udhaar. :-)....Read More SMS/Jokes

Sad Poetry SMS - Kisey Pukarain Hum

Posted: 12 Nov 2009 01:03 AM PST

AANSOO:

Kisey Pukarain Hum Is Hujoom-e-Gham Main
K Sub Hi Hamaray Aazamaye Huay Hain

Tum Hi Ne Humain Kar Dia Tanha
Warna Hum To Taalluq Nibahye Huay Hain

Dheemay Dheemay Aansoo Dil Se Girte
K Hum Apna Gham Sub Se Chupaye Huay Hain

Un Shano Tak Ab Rasai Na Rahi
Jin Shano Pe Aansoo Bahaye Huay Hain

Hum Karain Ab Kisi Per Kaisay Bharosa
K Zamane Se Dhokay Khaye Huay Hain

Khushion Se Bhi Ab To Lagta Hay Darr
Is Qadar Zakham Hum Ne Khaye Huay Hain

Ab Dast-e-Shanasai Na Barhayain Gay Hum
K Zamane Bhar Se Thukrai Hue Hain.....Read More SMS/Jokes

Break Up SMS / Shairy - Bichharna Maut Jesa Hai

Posted: 12 Nov 2009 12:52 AM PST

Bichharny Ki Azziyat Ko.

Agar Tum Janna Chaho.

To Kuch Pal Ko Zara Ye Saans.

Apni Rok Kar Dekho.

Tumhain Bhi Mehsoos Ye Hoga.

Bichharna Maut Jesa Hai.....Read More SMS/Jokes

Dua / Prayers SMS - Rabba DUKH Na Dena Dost Ko

Posted: 11 Nov 2009 10:07 PM PST

Rabba DUKH Na Dena Mery DOST ko
Mujhy Chahay SUKH ka Pahaar Dedey.

Ghoomay New CYCLE pe DOST Mera
Mujhy Bhalay He Purani Si MERCEDES CAR Dedey.

Bhooka na Rakhna Mere Dost Ko, Khane ko taazi DAAL Dedey.
Mujhe Bhalay He Kal ka Cake + Custard + Biryani AUR COKE Dedey.



Phir na Kehna k Dost Dua nahi kertay. :-)....Read More SMS/Jokes

Urdu Love SMS - You May Be Out Of My Nazar

Posted: 11 Nov 2009 09:57 PM PST

You May Be Out Of My Nazar
But You Are Not Out of My Dil

You May Be Out of My Reach
But You Are Not Out of My Soch

I may Be Kuch B Nahin To You
But You're Always Sab Kuch To Me.....Read More SMS/Jokes

Urdu Love SMS - Ishq Ka Kamaal

Posted: 11 Nov 2009 09:54 PM PST

Ishq Ko Ye Kamaal Hasil Hai.


Waqt Bay Waqt Acha Lagta Hai.....Read More SMS/Jokes

Geo Or Jeenay Do SMS - Aabadi Aur Wazeer - Geo Pak

Posted: 11 Nov 2009 09:49 PM PST

China ki Aabadi: 1 Arab 35 Crore, 14 Wazeer.


India: 1 Arab 27 Crore, 32 Wazeer.


America: 32 Crore, 14 Wazeer.


Bartaniya: 13 Crore, 12 Wazeer.


Pakistan: 17 Crore, 96 Wazeer.


Geo Pakistan. :-)....Read More SMS/Jokes

Urdu Funny SMS - Special Tea For You

Posted: 11 Nov 2009 09:44 PM PST

   ;;   Special
c('''') Tea
'''' For You



I mixed it with Love and Happiness,

But there is no Sugar.

Because...

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70 Rupay Kilo Hai. Khud Daalo. :-)....Read More SMS/Jokes

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