Tuesday, November 17, 2009

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Eid Mubarak SMS - Is Tarah Nahatay Hain

Posted: 17 Nov 2009 09:54 AM PST

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Is Tarah Nahatay Hain.

EID Aa Rahi Hai.
Tareeqa Seekh Lo.

1 Saal Main Banda Bhool Jata Hai. :-)....Read More SMS/Jokes

Eid Mubarak SMS - Izzat Se GOSHT Ataa Farma

Posted: 17 Nov 2009 09:49 AM PST

 ,,,,   Ya Allah
( c '?  Mere Friend
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Kamiyaab Eid Bana De.


Jahan Jahan Ye Mangnay Jaye.

Wahan Se Izzat Se GOSHT Ataa Farma.

Aameen. :-)....Read More SMS/Jokes

Eid Mubarak SMS - Jinka Qurbani ka Irada Ho

Posted: 17 Nov 2009 09:31 AM PST

Assalam-o-Alaikum!

Jin Logon Ka Qurbani ka Irada Ho.
Unko Chahiye K Zilhajj Ka Chand Nazar Aany K Baad Nakhun Aur Baal Waghera Na Kaaten.
Ye Ek Mustahib Amal Aur Sawab K Baais Hai.
JazakAllah.

Note: Zilhajj Ka Chand Budh (18 November) Ko Mutawaqqay Hai.

Tell Other For Great Ajar.....Read More SMS/Jokes

Mazahiya Shayari - Na Dekh Aasmaan Ko

Posted: 17 Nov 2009 09:31 AM PST

Na Dekh Aasmaan Ko Itni Hasrat Se Aye Dost!!!

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Koi PARINDA Tere Munh Per HUGG Jayega... :-)
Ha Ha Ha Ha.....Read More SMS/Jokes

Eid Mubarak SMS - Kash Main Tera Bakra Hota

Posted: 17 Nov 2009 09:26 AM PST

Kash Is Eid Par Main Tera Bakra Hota
Aur Kisi Ne Na Sahi Tu Ne To Mujhe Pakra Hota
Tu Hina Lagey Hathon Se Mujhe Pathey Khilati
Thorey Thorey Nahi Sarey Ikathey Khilati
Tu Mujhey Main Main Kar Key Bulati
Aur Sham Ko Gali Main Saath Ghumati
Mere Pass Gaari Na Sahi Chakhra Hota
Kash Is Eid Par Main Tera Bakra Hota

Tu Meri Suhbat Par Naaz Karti
Bila-Jhijhak Mujhe Aashnae-Raz Karti
Agar Mera Raqeeb Mujhe Chehra Karata
Seeng Marta Foran Usey Takar Karata
Raat Ko Sardi Main Bahir Akra Hota
Kash Is Eid Par Main Tera Bakra Hota

Phir Eid Par Zibah Ho Jata Main
Teri Khatir Cut Mar Jata Main
Teri Muhabat Ne Kuch Iss Tarah Jakra Hota
Kash Is Eid Par Main Tera Bakra Hota.....Read More SMS/Jokes

Mazahiya Shayari - Kisi Ki Pasand Se Humain Kya

Posted: 17 Nov 2009 09:03 AM PST

Phoolon Ko Phool Pasand Hai.

Dilon Ko Dil Pasand Hai.

Shaair Ko Shairy Pasand Hai.

Kisi Ki Pasand Se Humain Kya.

Humain To Bus Aapki...


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Bachi Pasand Hai.....Read More SMS/Jokes

Motivational Quotes - Extraordinary Circumstances

Posted: 17 Nov 2009 04:59 AM PST

Don't Wait For Extraordinary Circumstances To Do Good Try To Use Ordinary Situation.....Read More SMS/Jokes

Pathan Jokes - PAIT Kyon Banaya Hai?

Posted: 17 Nov 2009 04:58 AM PST

Teacher To Pathan: "PAIT" Kyon Banaya Hai?

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Pathan: SHALWAAR Baandhnay k Liye!....Read More SMS/Jokes

Boys vs Girls SMS - Girls Don't Like to Study

Posted: 17 Nov 2009 03:53 AM PST

Beautiful Girls Don't Like to Study Because....

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They Knows K Dunya K Kisi Konay Main.

Koi Na Koi Gadha, Unke Liye Parh He Raha Hoga. :-)....Read More SMS/Jokes

Urdu Funny SMS - Mere Paas Ghar Hai

Posted: 17 Nov 2009 01:51 AM PST

Friend Said to Me:

Mere Paas Ghar Hai,
Car Hai,
Computer Hai,
2,2 Mobile Phones Hain.

Tere Paas Kya Hai?


Maine Kaha:

Mere Paas.

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Cheeni Hai. :-)....Read More SMS/Jokes
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