Tuesday, November 3, 2009

RSS Feed of Funny SMS

RSS Feed of Funny SMS


Eid Mubarak SMS - Bakra Eid Aa Rahi Hai

Posted: 03 Nov 2009 08:08 AM PST

Haqeeqat Samjho Ya Afsaana!

Apna Samjho Ya Beganaa.

Hamara Aapka Rishta Hai Purana.

Is Liye Farz Tha Aapko Batana.

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Bakra Eid Aarahi Hai.

Ab Shuru Kar Do Ghaas Khana. :-)....Read More SMS/Jokes

Student SMS Jokes - Exams Se Pehel Ki Dua

Posted: 03 Nov 2009 08:00 AM PST

Examz se Ek Month Pehle Aane Wale 1st Ashray ki Dua:
Aye Allah Aaj se Padhne ka Irada Kar raha hon, Meri Madad Karna.

2nd Ashre ki Dua:
Allah Jo Sawal Main Yaad Karon, Sirf Woh Imtehan Mai Aayen.

Aakhri Ashrey ki Dua:
Aye Allah is Baar Pass Kara De, Agli Baar Khoob Dil Laga k Parhon ga. :-)....Read More SMS/Jokes

Faraz Ahmed Shairy - Faraz - The Super Star

Posted: 03 Nov 2009 06:30 AM PST

Chalo Dekhen Faraz Naya Saal mere Muqadar Mai Kya Laya Hai

Pichle Saal Kamino Ne Mera Boht Recrod Lagaya Hai

Shair koi B ho Naam Mera Lagaya Hai

Kambakhton ko na Taras Mere Naam Pe Aaya Hai

Ab to koi Apne Bachey ka Naam Faraz Nahi Rakhega

Sunne Mai To ye Aelan b Aaya Hai

Dusre Mulk Walo ko B Hairan Karwaya Hai

Faraz konsa Ajooba Hai or Pakistanio ne Kahan se Paya Hai

Itna Mashhoor To Kisi ka Baap b na Tha Faraz

Star Nahi Kamino ne Mujhy SUPER STAR Banaya Hai.....Read More SMS/Jokes

Good Morning SMS - Beautiful Sun To Say You

Posted: 03 Nov 2009 05:13 AM PST

Beautiful Sun

Fresh Air

Sweet Birds

Blooming Flower

Knocks Your Door

Just To Say You

GOOD MORNING.....Read More SMS/Jokes

Boys vs Girls SMS - Address Jaan Sakta Hon?

Posted: 03 Nov 2009 05:05 AM PST

Cutest Proposal:

Boy: Kya Main Aapka Address Jaan Sakta Hon?


Girl: Kyon?

Boy: Ek Din Baraat Jo Le Kar Aana Hai. :-)....Read More SMS/Jokes

Eid Mubarak SMS - Eid is a Wonderful Day

Posted: 03 Nov 2009 05:05 AM PST

Eid is a Wonderful Day For:

To Pray
To Love
To Care
To Smile
To Celebrate

And To Thank ALLAH Who Gives us This Beautiful Day.

EID MUBARAK
....Read More SMS/Jokes

Pathan Jokes - Kal Ki Roti Kha lo Gay?

Posted: 03 Nov 2009 04:55 AM PST

Bhikari Pathan Se: Mujhy Khaany ko Kuch Mil Sakta hai.

Pathan: Kal Ki Roti Kha lo Gay?

Bhikari: G Han.


Pathan: Acha to Phir Kal Time Se Aa Jana. :-)....Read More SMS/Jokes

Text Insults - I Were to Make Dictionary

Posted: 03 Nov 2009 04:47 AM PST

If I Were to Make a Dictionary:

Cute - You

Sweet - You

Thoughtful - You

Good Looking - You

Beautiful - You

Liar - Me. :-)....Read More SMS/Jokes

Silly Quotes SMS - Quote On A Girl's T-Shirt

Posted: 03 Nov 2009 04:42 AM PST

Most Interesting Lines on T-Shirt of a Girl,

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Excuse Me!
My Face is Above. :-)....Read More SMS/Jokes

Silly Quotes SMS - National Highway Quote

Posted: 03 Nov 2009 04:39 AM PST

An Excellent Road Sentence Written on National Highway:






"Go Slow, Unless You Have An Urgent Appointment With GOD." :-)....Read More SMS/Jokes

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