Monday, November 9, 2009

RSS Feed of Funny SMS

RSS Feed of Funny SMS


Urdu Funny SMS - Dehaati In 5 Star Hotel

Posted: 09 Nov 2009 05:32 AM PST

1 Dehaati Ne 5 Star Hotel Mai Chai(Tea) Ka Order Diya.


Waiter Ne 1 Chhotay Se Cup Main Chai Di.



Dehaati Ek He Saans Main Chai Pee Kar Bola:



"Bao Mittha Theak Aye. Hun Chah Liya." :-)....Read More SMS/Jokes

Urdu Funny SMS - Aapse Ek Special Baat Karni Hai

Posted: 09 Nov 2009 05:24 AM PST

Aapse Ek Special Baat Karni Hai.

Koi Paas To Nahi?

Zara Akelay Ho Jao.

Aur Kisi Ko Na Batana.

Warna Koi Bhi Masla Ban Sakta Hai.

Ghor Se Suno...

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CHEENI Hai Aapke Paas? :-)....Read More SMS/Jokes

Sorry SMS Jokes - Jaan Dene Ki Ijaazat

Posted: 09 Nov 2009 01:29 AM PST

Jaan Dene Ki Ijaazat Bhi Nahi Detey Ho...




Warna Mar Jaen. Abhi Mar K Mana Len Tumko.

Syed Wasi Shah.....Read More SMS/Jokes

Miscellaneous SMS - Happy Winter Season

Posted: 09 Nov 2009 01:27 AM PST

2 Baar Lips Pe.

2 Baar Gaal Pe.

1 Martaba Mathay Pe.

2 Baar Eyes Pe.


Cold Cream Zaroor Lagana.
Sardi Aarahi Hai Na. :-)

Happy Winter Season.....Read More SMS/Jokes

Good Morning SMS - Get Up From Your Bed

Posted: 09 Nov 2009 01:21 AM PST

Get Up From Your Softy Shofty Bed...

Open Your Teeny Weeny Eyes...

Wash You Pinky Shinky Face...

Because.

Someone Wants To Wish You.


Good Morning. :-)....Read More SMS/Jokes

Urdu Love SMS - Kese Hum Aapke Qabil Huye

Posted: 09 Nov 2009 01:19 AM PST

Zindagi Lehar Thi Aap Saahil Huye.

Na Janay Kese Hum Aapke Qabil Huye.

Na Bhulen Gay Hum Us Haseen Pal Ko.

Jab Aap Hamari Choti Si Zindagi Main Shamil Huye.....Read More SMS/Jokes

Urdu Friendship SMS - Zindagi k Liye Dil ki

Posted: 09 Nov 2009 01:13 AM PST

Zindagi k Liye Dil ki Zarorat Hai

Dil k Liye Khushyon ki Zarorat Hai

Khushyon k Liye Dost ki Zarurat Hai

Or Achey DOST k Liye





Sub Ko Meri Zarorat Hai... :-)....Read More SMS/Jokes

Reply Me SMS - Funny and Amazing Replies

Posted: 09 Nov 2009 01:12 AM PST

Forward This Msg To Your Friends and Get
Cool, Funny and Amazing Replies.

But Reply Me First.

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Kya Haal Hain? :-)....Read More SMS/Jokes

Miscellaneous SMS - A Verse of Allama Iqbal

Posted: 08 Nov 2009 11:23 PM PST

Ragon Main Woh Lahu Baaqi Nahi Hai.

Woh Dil Woh Aarzu Baqi Nahi Hai.

Namaz-o-Roza-o-Qurbani-o-Hajj.

Ye Sab Baaqi Hai, TU Baaqi Nahi Hai.

~A Verse of Allama Iqbal.

Happy Iqbal Day.....Read More SMS/Jokes

Good Morning SMS - Khol Aank Zameen Dekh

Posted: 08 Nov 2009 11:19 PM PST

Allama Iqbal Said:
Khol Aank Zameen Dekh, Falak Dekh, Fiza Dekh.

Mashriq se Ubhartay Huye Sooraj Ko Zara Dekh.
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In short He Wanted to Say:
Good Morning.....Read More SMS/Jokes

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