Thursday, November 19, 2009

RSS Feed of Funny SMS

RSS Feed of Funny SMS

Faraz Ahmed Shairy - Laash Se Lipat Kar Faraz

Posted: 19 Nov 2009 10:22 AM PST

Roye Woh Is Qadar Unki Laash Se Lipat Kar Faraz...


K Laash Khud Uth Kar Boli.

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Lay Tu Mar Ja.
Saadi Khair Aye. :-)....Read More SMS/Jokes

Happy Marriage SMS - Husn Ki Dewi Jesi Lagti Hon?

Posted: 19 Nov 2009 09:17 AM PST

Husband: Agar Tum India Main Hotin To Woh Log Zaroor Tumhari Puja Kartay.

Wife: Kya Main Husn Ki Dewi Jesi Lagti Hon?

Husband: Nahi.

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GAAYE Jesi Lagti Ho. :-)....Read More SMS/Jokes

Urdu Funny SMS - Kitna Khobsorat Jungle Hai

Posted: 19 Nov 2009 04:58 AM PST

1 Cheeta Charas Ka Cigarette Bana Raha Tha,

Achanak Ek Chooha Bhagta Hua Aaya Aur Bola:
"Kyon Zindagi Barbad Kar Rahy Ho, Dekho Kitna Khobsorat Jungle Hai, Aao Mere Sath Jungle Ki Sair Karo."

Cheeta Uske Saath Bhagny Laga.

Agay 1 Hathi Samad Bond Ka Nasha Tayar kar Raha Tha.
Choha Phir Bola:
"Kyon Zindagi Barbad Kar Rahy Ho, Hathi Bhi Unke Sath Ho Liya."

Aagay Ek Shair Heroin Peeny Ko Tayar Tha.
Choha Phir Wohi Bola To Shair Ne Khainch K Thappar Mara.

Cheetay Aur Hathi Ne Wajah Puchi To Shair Bola:
"Kal Bhi Ye Kamina Bhung Pee Kar Mujhe 3 Ghantay Bhagata Raha Tha." :-)....Read More SMS/Jokes

Load Shedding SMS - Kabhi Kabhi Mere Dil Main

Posted: 19 Nov 2009 03:41 AM PST

Kabhi Kabhi Mere Dil Main Khayal Aata Hai...

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Jab Bijli He Nahi Hoti to Bill Kahan Se Aata hai? :-)....Read More SMS/Jokes

Miscellaneous SMS - Sister's Day SMS Poetry

Posted: 19 Nov 2009 02:50 AM PST

Dedicated To All Those Who Have "SISTERS"

Bohat Chanchal, Bohat Khushnuma Si Hoti Hain Behen.

Nazuk Sa Dil Rakhti Hain, Masoom Si Hoti Hain Behen.

Baat Baat Pe Roti Hain, Jhagarti Hain, Larti Hain Nadan C Hoti Hain Behen.

Hain Rehmat Se Bharpoor Allah Ki Rehmat Hoti Hain Behen.

Ghar Bhi Mehak Uthta Hai Jab Muskurati Hain Behen.

Hoti Hai Ajeeb Si Kefiyat Jab Chhor K Chali Jati Hain Behen.

Ghar Lagta Hai Soona Soona Kitna Rula Jati Hain Behen.....Read More SMS/Jokes

Boys vs Girls SMS - 12 Boyfriends Bana Kar

Posted: 19 Nov 2009 02:27 AM PST

Mobile Bana Hai Har Larki Ki Shan.

Call Kar K Larkon Ko Karti Hain Ye Pareshan.

MissBell Aur SMS Kar K Kehti Hain MERI JAAN.

Teri Aawaz Sunne Ko Tarastay Hain Mere Kaan.

12 Boyfriends Bana Kar Akarti Hain Pehlwaan.

Apni Friends Ko Har Raaz Bata Kar Karti Hain Hairaan.

Kehti Hain, Lakon Ko Ullu Banana Hai Bohat Aasan.

Hosh Kar Aye Mere Yaar, Aankhen Khol Aur Pehchaan.

Mat Aa Inke Chakkar Main Ye Sab Hain Shaitaan.

Ab Kisi Ki Call Aye To Usay Kehna JI BHABHI JAAN. :-)....Read More SMS/Jokes

Pathan Jokes - Pathano Ka Aur Faisla

Posted: 19 Nov 2009 01:32 AM PST

Lo G! Ab Peshawar K Pathano Ne Ek Aur Faisla Kya Hai.


Agar Saudi Arab Main Baarish Hogi To.

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Peshawar K Saray Pathan Chhatri Le Kar Ghoomain Gay. :-)....Read More SMS/Jokes

Break Up SMS / Shairy - Sath Na Nibha Saka Mera

Posted: 18 Nov 2009 11:47 PM PST

Woh Umar Bhar To Sath Na Nibha Saka Mera Faraz....




Han Yaad Ban K Kabhi Usne Mujhe Tanha Nahi Chora.....Read More SMS/Jokes

Send Me SMS - Itnay SMS Kya Nahi Karte

Posted: 18 Nov 2009 09:53 PM PST

Dil Se Hum Dillagi Kya Nahi Karte,

Ye Dil Har Kisi Ko Diya Nahi Karte,

Dil Ko Aapka Mobile Number Pasand Aagaya,

Warna Hum Kisi Ko Itnay SMS Kya Nahi Karte.....Read More SMS/Jokes

Reply Me SMS - Shadi Ki First Night

Posted: 18 Nov 2009 09:44 PM PST

Reply Must!

Agar Shadi Ki First Night Aapka Life Partner So Jaye To Aap Kya Karen Gay?


Send This msg to all Your Friends and get Interesting Replies.

Reply Must Okay? I'm Waiting.....Read More SMS/Jokes
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