Friday, November 20, 2009

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Urdu Funny SMS - Faraz ko Cheeni Mil Gai

Posted: 20 Nov 2009 03:06 AM PST

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Faraz ko Cheeni Mil Gai hai. :-)....Read More SMS/Jokes

Urdu Funny SMS - 1 Kilo Cheeni Mil Jaye To

Posted: 20 Nov 2009 03:03 AM PST

Akbar: Anarkali Tujhy Kya Chahiye?

Taaj ya Takht?

Anarkali: Jaan-Panaah Mujhy na Taaj chahiye na He Takht

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1 Kilo Cheeni Mil Jaye to Nawazish Hogi. :-)....Read More SMS/Jokes

Sardar Ji SMS - Nothing ka Kya Matlab Hai

Posted: 20 Nov 2009 03:00 AM PST

1st Sardar: "Nothing" ka Kya Matlab hai?

2nd Sardar: "Kuch Nahin."



1st Sardar: Aisa Nahin Ho Sakta,


Jab Word Bana Hai to Kuch to Matlab Hoga. :-)....Read More SMS/Jokes

Reply Me SMS - I'm Ready to do Anything

Posted: 20 Nov 2009 02:54 AM PST

Suppose I'm Ready to do Anything for You.

What will you ask me to do for you?


Forward this to your Friends & see their Shocking reply..

1st Reply Me ok?....Read More SMS/Jokes

Reply Me SMS - Mujh Mai Kitny % GHROOR Hai

Posted: 20 Nov 2009 02:51 AM PST

Honestly Batain K Mujh Mai Kitny % GHROOR Hai?
0%
10%
20%
30%
40%
50%
60%
70%
80%
90%
100%
Reply Me Honestly.
I'll never mind.
Send This Msg To Your Friends and know About your GHAROOR!....Read More SMS/Jokes

Reply Me SMS - Fill This Sweet Sentence

Posted: 20 Nov 2009 02:45 AM PST

Fill This Sweet Sentence:


"I Like Your_____, But I Don't Like Your_____?"


TRUE PLEASE.

Reply Is Must.


Send To Your Friends and Get Crazy Answers.....Read More SMS/Jokes

Islamic SMS - Soney ki Sunnatain

Posted: 20 Nov 2009 02:38 AM PST

Soney ki Sunnatain

> Wazu kar k Soye.

> Bistar Jhaar kar Soye.

> Daahini Karwat par Soye.

> Soney ki Duaa parh kar Soye.

ALLAH HUMMA BiSMiKA AMOOTO WA AHYA.

Har raat hum 1 dusrey ko Good Night ke msg karte hain.

Aaj ye 4wd karein. Agar kisi Ek ne bhi Amal kar liya to aap bhi Sawab payengey.

Jumma Mubarak....Read More SMS/Jokes

Geo Or Jeenay Do SMS - Protesting Kerry-Lugar Bill

Posted: 20 Nov 2009 02:34 AM PST

1: Hamara Sadar Zardari 114 Arab USD ka malik hai.
2: Nawaz Sharif 104 Arab USD ka malik hai.

Jab k ham sirf 15 arab 10 years k lye America se bheek maang kar apna mulk dao per laga rahain hain.

Agar Zardari sb 114 ma se 15 Arab or Nawaz sharif 104 ma se sirf 15 arab is mulk ko de dain.

To hamain 20 saal tak bheek na mangna parey.

Forward it and keep protesting against Kerry-Lugar Bill.......Read More SMS/Jokes

Urdu Love SMS - Jisy Toot K Chaha Usay

Posted: 20 Nov 2009 02:31 AM PST

Piyas Aisi k pee Jaon Ankhein teri,

Naseeb Aisa k Mayasar zehar Bhi Nahin.

Be Laos Wafaein koi Humse seekhy,

Jisy Toot K Chaha Usay Khaber b Nahin.....Read More SMS/Jokes

Mother's Day SMS - Chehra Meri Maa Ka Ho

Posted: 20 Nov 2009 02:30 AM PST

Aankh Khule To Chehra Meri Maa Ka Ho.

Aankh Bund Ho To Sapna Meri Maa Ka Ho.

Mai Mar Jaon To Ghum Nahi Lekin

Kafan Mile To...

Dupatta Meri Maa Ka Ho.....Read More SMS/Jokes
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